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RomanceRe: 10 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Sex by GentleMimi: 8:56pm On Jan 05, 2014
dasparrow: Yes they glow and after that begin to dry up like Bonga fish because they have contracted one or more of the gazillion sexually transmitted diseases out there because they have sex with men who sleep around. This is especially true with African women who have sex with African men who on the average are known to have sex up and down the place without protection (thank polygamy for that). There is a reason why Africa remains the continent with the highest rate of HIV/AIDS in the world.

@Post

So, 80% of the people who have sex will at some point contract a sexually transmitted disease as point number 6 points out? Well, that's quite disturbing. No wonder I have always found sexual intercourse to be a messy activity with all that smelly contaminated body fluid from both the man and the woman being exchanged with reckless abandonment. Many people don't wash their private parts properly and most men urinate without washing their pricks after word. With all that dried up urine stuck to the tip of the prick and then inserted into the vargina of the woman, why won't 80% of sexually active people contract a sexually transmitted disease at some point?
Abeg close mouth. You too yarn! So married women dn't get satisfied by their husbands ni? Abi na u dey do the job? See the whole chapter way u write sef...
RomanceRe: I Stole His Sperm :/ by GentleMimi: 8:22pm On Jan 05, 2014
RedBenson: Is that ur problem?
Maka why? U dey beg for ''likes'' and them no even give u one single ''like''...stingy peeps.How e go take be my P na? grin
RomanceRe: Women Are Not Always The Problem In Relationships by GentleMimi: 8:08pm On Jan 05, 2014
mizzthang: Your ballls are your brains; how did you think Eve figured that out?

tongue

When your ballls leaning, God tends to not speak loud enough that time, honey! kiss
Choi! Just imagining balls for brains.....
Christianity EtcRe: Help,how Can I Convince My Husband I Dont Enjoy Service In His Church! by GentleMimi: 4:18pm On Jan 05, 2014
Wow...i feel for u.Really,i do! But the truth of the matter is that u cannot force the man to attend Winner's chapel wif u.There is a saying that a woman has no sense of belonging(including religion and place of habitation) untill she's married. Before u married him,u must hv known the nature of service in his church.Unfortunatelly,u just hv to live with it,especially if he is deep into his church and their doctrines.
Your only saving grace is God.I know he can change this situation if going to winners is gonna be beneficial to ur destiny.But let ur husband know ur feelings....but present it in a very humble manner (Men hate it when they feel they're being threatened or belittled).After that,go on both knees and tell God to do His perfect will because u want to worship Him where ur heart lies...May God help u.
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Fight Over Me??? by GentleMimi: 11:44pm On Jan 04, 2014
davida222: thx caracta, so wat u thnk i shuld do??
I think u shld go and die....save the babes all unnecessary wahala. grin
RomanceRe: Women If You Do This It Will Send Your Man Into The Arms Of The Other Woman. by GentleMimi: 11:27pm On Jan 04, 2014
*Yawns*
RomanceRe: Women Are Not Always The Problem In Relationships by GentleMimi: 10:57pm On Jan 04, 2014
crackhaus: Oestrogen and progesterone-filled topic & thread... Smh!

The girls are about to get emotional here with a lot of attitude... wink
I will sit this one out till I'm motivated enough to go supersonic with my counter argument.

*whistling and watching*
And i can smell ur testosterone and ego all the way from here.I'll rather sleep off the wawawa...Zzzzzzzzzz....
CultureRe: Which Is The Easiest Nigerian Language To Learn? by GentleMimi: 10:51pm On Jan 04, 2014
gratiaeo: Onye nzuzu
grin
i maro na onye a bu onye apari..? O na acho onye ya na ya g'ese okwu. Biko unu hapu ozu bekee. Lol!
CultureRe: Mrs Dike An Igbo Citizen To Become The First Female OBA In Yoruba by GentleMimi: 1:27pm On Jan 04, 2014
Psychedelia: Tell me about it tongue
angry
CultureRe: Mrs Dike An Igbo Citizen To Become The First Female OBA In Yoruba by GentleMimi: 1:09pm On Jan 04, 2014
*Yawns*
This is such a dumb thread.
Mods,i wanna assume u're not sitting on ur behind and watching these children disgrace them selves?......
Pls do the needful and close this Bleep*ing thread.
I'm sooo ashamed of NL these days...am i living wif idi*ots like this in Nigeria? Do they exist? Sheesh!
RomanceRe: I Stole His Sperm :/ by GentleMimi: 8:13am On Jan 04, 2014
Mindependent: Ah Mimi, it's very simple o, first you need to wear him out, maybe put something in his drink.

For the best proven method, stress free. He should be wearing a condom. All you do is take it from the bin when he's sleeping, then pour it inside ice block bowl.

Then to use it, warm it up with your jane, it feels good too and voila you're the baby mama. Thank me later. wink

Note, don't try this with a broke ass ugly Nigerian man o otherwise to each his own grin
Looooool! Badt! Anyway,i dn't fink its all necessary when i gat the real deal....u know wat i'm saying? wink
RomanceRe: I Stole His Sperm :/ by GentleMimi: 8:06am On Jan 04, 2014
RedBenson: Click 'like' if u believe by stealing someone's sperm, the op is already a failure in 2014.
Corporate ''like'' beggar... grin
RomanceRe: I Stole His Sperm :/ by GentleMimi: 8:03am On Jan 04, 2014
Heehehehe! Guys don vex!
@ Mindependent,mbok give me the recipe..i gat plans too. grin
EducationRe: Share Your Waec Result by GentleMimi: 7:55am On Jan 04, 2014
Sey wetin happen? Taah! I no even see ur own. Leadership is by example...
RomanceRe: How To Identify Siblings That Have Intimacy Together by GentleMimi: 7:50am On Jan 04, 2014
Dr2great: i enjoyed it.,so what do u want me to say? It was Fun
Sick...
RomanceRe: How To Identify Siblings That Have Intimacy Together by GentleMimi: 7:50am On Jan 04, 2014
Dr2great: i enjoyed it.,so what do u want me to say? It was Fun
FamilyRe: Hubby Won't Talk To Me. by GentleMimi: 6:46pm On Jan 03, 2014
ileobatojo: More twists and turns? grin

Superstory tinz.
*Falls from tuketuke* grin
RomanceRe: How To Identify Siblings That Have Intimacy Together by GentleMimi: 6:38pm On Jan 03, 2014
Dr2great: I Am not proud abt it, it is also in the past now.,i and my female cousin used to romance each other., we started when we were 23years old.,we used to kiss each other and touch our sensitive parts.,i still remember how she used to rob my dick wit her hand !! We enjoyed it then and it was fun becos we were both attracted to each other.,she is so beautiful, sometimes,even till date,i wish is not my sister,but my gf..but we never had Sex..we have the same height, same colour,same face, we are even age mate,but am older wit three months.,d interesting part is.,our parents and the rest of our brothers and sisters never suspected anything becos we were cousins, they just see us as best two close people in the family.,anytime i visit them or she come visit us,we even spend d nite together on the same bed.,but we no longer do it again. We are mature now. But til date,we are not regreting it. It was FUN
It was fun?? Inc*est was funhuh
*faints*
RomanceRe: How To Identify Siblings That Have Intimacy Together by GentleMimi: 6:34pm On Jan 03, 2014
flolancracker: .. undecided this is super story..
........a life of strife and sorrow,this is super storyyyyy....
RomanceRe: Abortion: Now A Proof Of Love? by GentleMimi:
babestell: I disagree with (1) and totally agree with (2)
You disagree wif ''1''? Can a girl earn her man's respect by loosing her identity and living ''for him''? Like seriously? Then u do not exist anymore...u've become a shadow of urself. A man who does not appreciate ur ''individuality'' does not appreciate the real you.
RomanceRe: Abortion: Now A Proof Of Love? by GentleMimi: 2:48pm On Jan 03, 2014
I love the way the guys who try to convince girls to sleep wif them are the same peeps bashing girls here. Some of we ladies are sooo stupid that we confuse infactuation with love.A guy tells u to jump...u ask ''how high''. He says ''spread ur legs'' and u ask ''how wide''. Its is sooo pathetic.
But it is not entirely her fault. I do blame parents too.How dedicated are u in boosting the confidence of ur female child? Helping her discover her body,strength and weakness? A female child who does not appreciate her worth has the tendency to be influenced by persuasive antics of the male folk. Equip a child wif moral values ,and in most cases,u'll see her soar above all odds.
I'm speaking from experience. I broke up wif my last beau immediately after NYSC cos i got the impression he was loosing interest cos i was too firm wif my ''no sex b4 marriage'' policy. He actually threatened to get another chick who liked him...and i was like,fine! I stood my ground cos i know my worth.The guy still calls me till today despite the breakup.
You as a female can never earn a guy's respect by ''living for him''. Even if u must hv sex wif him,let it be because u enjoy it and u initiated it.Not because u wanna please him!!!!!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by GentleMimi: 8:08am On Jan 03, 2014
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Mehn, celebration don end o.....Man has to hustle to replace o.[/quote]grin
Same here ooo.
Christianity EtcRe: SHOCKING!!! Pst. Oyedepo & Pst. Adeboye by GentleMimi: 7:05am On Jan 03, 2014
Source or sauce....
LiteratureRe: Butt Hurt by GentleMimi: 6:48am On Jan 03, 2014
Loooooool!!! This story made my day! I just kept imagining a male crying...it must hv hurt like hell! grin
RomanceRe: How Do You See The Girls Used For Music Videos? by GentleMimi: 6:26am On Jan 03, 2014
Lol @ some comments here. Most of us have live a sheltered life,where our mums and dads do everything for us.They even go as far as telling us the carreer paths to take,hence our quick judgements.
I was opportuned to have a ''bad girl'' as a friend during my uni years...this changed my mindset.Some of these girls are ashys but the fact remains that some of them have this urge and love for dancing,others have beautiful bodies which the have no fear flaunting.Same goes for exotic dancers.These girls could be ''se*x* on stage'' but different personalities in the real world. Learn not to judge peeps by their outlooks. The fact remains that the girls love what they do and get paid to do what they love.I even admire their courage cos i just cn't imagine the boldness....
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by GentleMimi: 9:37pm On Jan 02, 2014
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Where my sweethearts @?[/quote]Sweerie! I dey answer ''present'' ooo! How na?
RomanceRe: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by GentleMimi: 9:33pm On Jan 02, 2014
vislabraye: Why did the mods hide the picture of sexkillz and Ogugua ? Not only that, they also hid the topic. Abi is it because of the yabis ?
See kwenshion....
RomanceRe: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by GentleMimi: 7:23pm On Jan 02, 2014
^^^
Nah,it was u obviously who was pained....running to the mods cos the heat was up.Lol! Stop spoiling the fun,kiddo.
RomanceRe: Ladies: The Reason Guys Take You For Granted After You've Done The Deed by GentleMimi: 6:38pm On Jan 02, 2014
Newkidoo: GentleMimi...finest gal ever liveth..Are you bored?
No.Just irritated,thanks to u.
RomanceRe: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by GentleMimi: 6:25pm On Jan 02, 2014
^^^
whistle blower.....
RomanceRe: Ladies: The Reason Guys Take You For Granted After You've Done The Deed by GentleMimi: 6:19pm On Jan 02, 2014
Newkidoo: You are one of d reasons why ladies are being abused!!
Shut ur oral hole.

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