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https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-110230.0.html

After stayn 2years at home job hunting, OCEANIC BANK jst cald me now now 2 come and pick up my appointment letter on MONDAY (march 31st).
I thank GOD 4 his infinite mercies,my dear nairaland members,
Thank u all

thanx so much ponpin,
i will be waiting for your mail. Thank you for bringing back life into me

@ponpin
I'll be very grateful if u can help me get that job ooooooo,thanxs a lot my email addy is thejawando@yahoo.com

Thanx tundysho, av nt heard anythin frm d girl who promisd 2 hook me up with smethn, i hpe she has nt 4gotn me.
Once again,i thank u al and vry soon there wil b a BIG TESTIMONY frm me(by GOD'S GRACE)

Ds hiltino guy,it's seems smethn is wrng wt u, who told u av written d test?

Hitino na wa 4u o,who told u am being stingy, infact say watever u like, I wast told by an insider dt gatecrashn wnt b allowd, Bt u can try ur luck sha.
Ozumba mbadiwe, bt guy u really piss me off.
Av nt yet bn invited 4 bristow test.

abeg make una help me ooooooooooooooo

Hi my fellow nairalanders, i just got a call frm oceanicbank HR that i should come for a test on friday by 9am. please i need anybody's ''SPECIAL HELP'' on the test questions, i know it should b normal GMAT but i need precision.
av been at home for more than 2years looking for job, and i dnt want this opportunity to pass me by, any GOD sent person should try and help me

please be your brothers' keeper

@kastra
keep u posted on what

@bumolu
abeg how are the questions like,i av somebody that will b writing his on monday, pls i need the format frm u , thanx

@terver, thanx a lot
so wat do u suggest i start reading, any particular textbook?

abeg i dey wait for replies oooooooo

Hi guys,pls i nd d test format of d subject cmpny. A friend of mine cald me last friday dat he submitd my CV there smetime ago,and dat i'l b cald upon 2 come and write the test ds week.
Pls i nd help frm pple who av written d test b4(ENGR or PILOT). Thanx in anticipation

Thanx so much brothers, i remember applyin online smetime early 2007,but am so fuckn sure that mail and d rest of them are nt real. Anyway,i wil keep u guyz posted as to any new development regardn dat recruitment. Thanx again

i got a mail in my box yesterday for the subject coy apt test, i applied as a service engr trainee, pls anybody with the test format should kindly help me out the test will this saturday

From: "jobs@shell.com" <shell-jobs-recruitment@shell.com>  Add Mobile Alert 
To: thejawando@yahoo.com
Subject: Your Online Test!
Date: Mon, 03 Mar 2008 01:21:49 -0800
    Dear Jawando Adeniyi

Thanks for getting back with your resume. Shell is
located all major cities around the  world.

We are doing a mass recruitment for a stronger workforce which we lack
right now.
Below this email are some test questions.

Please go through them and get back with required answers.

It should be noted that this test will be your only assessment thus the
most intelligent answers is required from you.

Question (1) :

HEALTH SAFETY & ENVIRONMENT (HSE) TEST
I).   What is Safety?
II).  What is an Accident?
III). What is the term "HAZARD"?
IV).  What is Job Hazard Analysis (J.H.A)?V).   Mention 5 Personnel
Protective Equipments?

Question (2) :

PERSONAL ASSESSMENT TEST
i)      What Is Team Performance?
ii)     What approach do you apply in managing others?
iii)    If employed, why would you be an asset to us at shell
international?
iv)     How well do you handle pressure?


Please endeavor to submit answers immediately and do not consult books
or journals on the questions. Answers should be sent in your own words.

All the best,

Kindest Regards.

Mr. Paul Milliken
HR Department.


I got a mail last week wednesday that i should forward my Cv to them, that they saw my online application and have decided to process it, i did immediately and only yesterday i  recieved the above email, av done what is required of me, but am still doubting the authenticity of the mail.
i want help frm u guys. what do u think?

@easycordz
Pls i wuld love 2 knw hw d one-on-one discussion went and if they had ur CV at hand,or u went there with ur CV?
And did they tel u wen u'll b notified of d result.
Urgent reply needed.

i smell peopleprime presence there, according to dat mail, there will b a chat before the test. Just the way of peopleprime.
Let's wait and see sha

i just got thesame blank email this morning frm careers@gtbplc.com. please somebody should confirm for us

hi gud people, pls i need some tips on how the FCMB test went on SAT, cos i myt be having one very soon in ibadan, i need to know the materials needed to prepare with.
thanx for your positive replies

@Treasure J
thanx a lot Girl,and i say a VERY LOUD AMEN TO YOUR PROPHESY

Am filld with tears of joy frm d responses av bn recieving. There ar still many good/GOD fearing people living. I thank u al and by GOD's grace(very soon,i wil give testimony here on nairaland.
E sé gan(thanx a lot)

Am filld with tears of joy frm d responses av bn recieving. There ar still many good/GOD fearing people living. I thank u al and by GOD's grace(very soon,i wil give testimony here on nairaland.
E sé gan(thanx a lot)

@SOJ
Thanx a lot man

@flyfi
i say a BIG AMEN to dat ooooooo

@suze
Am still waitn for your response, thanx

@Suze
Thanks so mch my email is thejawando@yahoo.com
i can send my CV at your request, waitn for your reply

i graduated from UNILAG (B.Sc MET&MAT ENGINEERING) in 2004, went for NYSC in march 2005 and finished feb 5th 2006. Since then a been job hunting; applying, writing aptitude tests and interviews without success.

Av been moving from state to state writing tests,i was almost killed in Anambra state in 2006 when armed robbers attacked me,i was going for First Inland bank test,i was in Abuja for GTB test Feb 2007, a written over 30 apt tests with BANKS (IBTC,Skye,1st bank, GTB, Diamond, UBA, Ecobank, Access bank, Intercontinental bank, FCMB) Guinness, P&G, UAC, Nigerian breweries, Sahara Energy, and many more

Any test I pass, I don't scale through in interviews.

It exactly 2years 2day i finished NYSC,and no job, its so frustrating especially on Monday mornings, waking up and doing nothing. Please anybody that can help me should come to my aid, i don't mind 20K job. I am totally confused and frustrated. Abeg make una help me. I don't want to watch my future go down the drain

4q

asaa ju omo,abeg how do i get to d venue, am also invited,pls describe the place for me around dat VI

asaa ju omo,abeg how do i get to d venue, am also invited,pls describe the place for me around dat VI

i got an invitation to write chams apt test on 25th friday,i applied for their management trainee programme sometime last year(dec)2007.
pls anybody with useful info as to how their test question looks like should pls share with us,cos av been sittn at home for close to 2years now searchn for job.
God bless u as u share