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Car Talk / Re: I Have 5 Million Naira To Buy SUV, Which Car Do You Recommend? by gerrisson(m): 6:45am On Dec 30, 2023
Even Nigerian Used?
zigi:
Your joking right? Even camry 2003 go hard u to buy with 5m...
Car Talk / Re: I Have 5 Million Naira To Buy SUV, Which Car Do You Recommend? by gerrisson(m): 6:45am On Dec 30, 2023
Yes, it's too common.
adesegun121:

You don't want highlander?
Car Talk / I Have 5 Million Naira To Buy SUV, Which Car Do You Recommend? by gerrisson(m): 6:40am On Dec 30, 2023
I have 5 million naira to buy SUV, which car will you recommend? I don't want a first generation Toyota Highlander.
Career / Re: Advice A 24 Years Old Junior Software Developer by gerrisson(m): 12:37pm On Dec 18, 2023
The best advice I have for anyone is LIVE NOW. Tomorrow is not promised.
I work in the hospital, and everyday I see adults who had hoped they lived more, but it's late, they have terminal illness. Adults of all ages.
Grinding, and working hard is not bad in itself, but procrastinating "living" for work can backfire.
Don't work all day, create time for leisure and doing things you like outside work. Get a girlfriend, one that is not keen on marriage. Avoid marriage at your age. Live. Now. Tomorrow is not promised.
Dotinacircle:
I'm a 24 years old junior software developer working at a it company in nigeria, I don't come here to brag!!!, I only need advice from you guys to be successful more. I don't have girlfriend, I only focus on hustle. I need advice on how make my life better. Advice me like how a father will advice is son?? Thanks very much guys



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Business / Suggest A High Risk Potentially High Yield Business With 5 Million Capital. by gerrisson(m): 8:22am On Dec 06, 2023
I have recently come into 5 million naira. Please guys suggest a high risk potentially high yield business for me. I don't mean gambling.
Family / Re: Am I Being Unreasonable Or Is My Wife Selfish? by gerrisson(m): 12:18pm On Sep 17, 2023
You are not being selfish. When both parents work full time, the home suffer. The kids suffer more. They don't get attention and may grow up into what you can't recognise.
I am married too. When I married my wife, she was not working. I encouraged her to start her business, that I will fund and encourage her, but she preferred paid employment. She eventually got a work, but I am glad it's an 8-2:00pm, no weekends job. And she gets several weeks off at a time. So she has time for the home and kids still.
You can't completely stop your wife to do what she wants, you can only reason with her.
Politics / Federal Government Triggers No Work No Pay For Striking Resident Doctors. by gerrisson(m): 1:58pm On Aug 03, 2023
The federal government has triggered No Work for the striking resident doctors

Health / Federal Government Triggers No Work No Pay For Striking Resident Doctors by gerrisson(m): 1:46pm On Aug 03, 2023
The federal government has triggered No Work No Pay for striking resident doctors.

Politics / It's 14/07/2023, Many Federal Government Workers Have Not Been Paid June Salary by gerrisson(m): 5:10pm On Jul 14, 2023
Even in this very difficult economic times, the Federal Government is yet to pay June salary to thousands of Federal government workers across many MDAs. The civil servants have started a hashtag #ENDIPPIS.
IPPIS is the platform the Federal government uses to pay salaries to federal government workers. IPPIS has been claiming to have paid out the salaries, the banks are denying those claims. The Federal government workers are caught in the middle. Many have stopped showing up to work because they can't afford to.
Politics / It's 14/07/2023, Many Federal Government Workers Have Not Been Paid June Salary by gerrisson(m): 4:48pm On Jul 14, 2023
Even in this very difficult economic times, the Federal Government is yet to pay June salary to thousands of Federal government workers across many MDAs. The civil servants have started a hashtag #ENDIPPIS.
IPPIS is the platform the Federal government uses to pay salaries to federal government workers. IPPIS has been claiming to have paid out the salaries, the banks are denying those claims. The Federal government workers are caught in the middle. Many have stopped showing up to work because they can't afford to.
Jobs/Vacancies / It's 14/07/2023, Many Federal Government Workers Have Not Been Paid June Salary. by gerrisson(m): 4:38pm On Jul 14, 2023
Even in this very difficult economic times, the Federal Government is yet to pay June salary to thousands of Federal government workers across many MDAs. The civil servants have started a hashtag #ENDIPPIS.
IPPIS is the platform the Federal government uses to pay salaries to federal government workers. IPPIS has been claiming to have paid out the salaries, the banks are denying those claims. The Federal government workers are caught in the middle. Many have stopped showing up to work because they can't afford to.
Family / Re: I Mistakenly Impregnated My Troublesome Baby Mama by gerrisson(m): 7:26am On May 13, 2023
Fabulozz:

No.

should I pay for her brideprice to silence her right ?
Romance / Re: My Wife Denies Me Sex. Man Laments by gerrisson(m): 3:21pm On May 02, 2023
The solution to a bad experience with your wife is not to marry a second wife. Marriage and wives are bad for your health as a man. A second wife will still starve you of sex after some years.

Get a side chick or divorce your wife and be free.

Don't complicate your problem with another wife.

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Romance / Re: My Wife Denies Me Sex. Man Laments by gerrisson(m): 3:17pm On May 02, 2023
The solution to sex starvation men suffer in marriage depends on the pocket size of the man. The easier solution is to get a side chick. Side checks can be expensive but they are the best solution. The second best solution is a second wife. But wives are a bad idea in general, the new wife will still starve you of sex after few years. Wives are only a solution if you marry 4 or more. And that is for multi millionaires.

Don't listen to whoever is advising you to maintain status quo. Your wife is comfortable already. She went a year without sex and is not bothered. She is gone. And she is selfish, very selfish.

The last option is to divorce her. Probably the cheapest option. But I wouldn't advice that on the account of your kids. Divorce are only an option when the kids are grown.

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Education / Re: Anambra State New Commissioner Of Education Abusing Applicant On A Call by gerrisson(m): 2:20pm On Jun 20, 2022
Education / Anambra State New Commissioner Of Education Abusing Applicant On A Call by gerrisson(m): 2:19pm On Jun 20, 2022
Anambra state new commissioner of education reportedly abusing applicant on a call.
Politics / Re: Adamu Announces Lawan As APC Consensus Candidate At NWC Meeting by gerrisson(m): 5:18pm On Jun 06, 2022
Everybody is saying the BAT will be served Breakfast, but it is the North will serve the whole Yoruba race breakfast. Hot breakfast. �
Family / Re: I'm Getting Tired Of This Marriage! by gerrisson(m): 7:51pm On Apr 18, 2022
Leave. Life is too short to endure a loveless marriage.
echomanji:
I have a wife and a 3Yr old baby. My wife is my issue tho.

1) she has low sex drive of which i've learnt to live wit without cheating on her.

2) she is overjealous to the extent of calling any of my friends that demands too much of my attention to backoff, most especially the female friends.

3) gets angry so easily and when she does, she doesnt even talk to me for days, nt even greeting. Even when she is at fault. I'll be the one begging. She only asks me for money to cook and that is all.

I'm tired of this to be honest and i'm considering calling it quits. I love her with all my heart bt this marriage is torment 4 me. I'm getting fed up wit the whole thing. I've tried severally to talk sense into her all to no avail.

Need advice pls.....
TV/Movies / Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Nigeria Is A Huge Joke. by gerrisson(m): 8:05pm On Mar 30, 2022
Watch Who Wants With A Millionaire UK with Jeremy Clarkson, see contestants go home with €100,000, €250,000, or thereabout.

Watch Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Nigeria with Frank, see contestants go home with ₦150,000, ₦250,000 and thereabout.

Except, €250,000 is worth almost ₦200,000,000.

Why resurrect Who Wants To Be Millionaire Nigeria, only to waste all the show trying get contestants move from ₦5000 to ₦10,000 to ₦25,000, then send them home with the impossible question at ₦500,000.
So you are supposed to fly from Enugu to Lagos and back for ₦250,000 that is not certain.

Frank Edoho and the organisers of that show are one of the biggest problems of Nigeria. Them, bandits and corruption.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Men In Their Late Thirties And Early Forties Easily Say "NO" To Sex? by gerrisson(m): 1:03pm On Feb 16, 2022
Erectile Dysfunction. You will be surprised how many of them can't get it up with drug assistance.
lecturer50:
I have observed that males in their late thirties and early forties can easily say NO to sex.

As in, they may interact with females and do not think of sleeping with her.

Even if the lady is very beautiful and wants sex with the man, he can easily refuse or delay it. And the surprising thing is that they have more opportunities to sleep with women,


unlike the males in their twenties and early thirties who are always looking for sex which they won't even find. Such an irony!



People in late thirties and early forties tends to be more focused and self fulfilled, and tend to discover that Sex is not that important.


I don't mean those who are chronic sex addict. I am talking about a normal somebody.

(As in, those males who are chronic sex addict, even if they are 100 years, they can still rape their great grand daughters to satisfy themselves. So I am not talking about those kind of males.)


My observation though.
Phones / Re: IOS Iphone Anyone? Find A Solution For Ur Iphones Here by gerrisson(m): 9:39pm On Jan 08, 2022
Where can I get an IPhone Xs battery replacement?
Computers / Re: ORIGINAL Iphone Battery (NOW AVAILABLE! 4, 4s, 5, 5s, 5c, 6, 6s, 7, 7s...) by gerrisson(m): 9:37pm On Jan 08, 2022
[quote author=repairpalng post=108293840][/quote] Do you have for iPhone XS?
Education / Re: UNN Medical Sciences Admit Too Much, Then Trim Down To Quota With Mass Failures by gerrisson(m): 11:27pm On Dec 13, 2021
WAEC, yes. But you can't cheat in JAMB. Very, very difficult.
viyon02:
Very good, this is the result of runs, especially private schools, check the weac result of these students adminted with this result. You will think they will set some records in the faculty: l even have one student with 5 A1 buy couldn't cope with NCE and she was advice to withdraw in the first semester. What a shame to private schools they really distroy standard of education, and many parents fell for thier scams thinking they are the best, Hello parents, they are in business, they are not after success of your child/children but rather destroy it, dont fall for their good waec result they preach to you, if you really want the best for your child let your child attend public school and then get good private home teachers for each of the five key subjects for the require department. Anyway this is not for everyone just for few parents that are shrew enough to understand.

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Education / UNN Medical Sciences Admit Too Much, Then Trim Down To Quota With Mass Failures by gerrisson(m): 10:34pm On Dec 13, 2021
UNN Medical Sciences, over-admit, then trim down to normal quota with mass failures. Their mantra since before Christ.

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Romance / Re: For Singles: What's Your Biggest Fear About Getting Married? by gerrisson(m): 4:20am On Dec 09, 2021
I have similar fear for fat women. I married a slim girl. So far, so good. Avoid thick girls if you don't want a fat wife. Pregnancy does terrible things to the body of women.
BadRadio:
As for me, I can't stand the sight of a fat woman... sorry, no disrespect to all the beautiful fat ladies out there... its just that everyone has got their own spec...there's this thing between me and slim ladies.

My future wife has better not get fat with protruding belly, else I will personally introduce my slim side chick to her. I don't like what I hategrin


That's my biggest feargrin
Family / Re: Why Did You Marry In The First Place. by gerrisson(m): 2:31pm On Nov 11, 2021
She tik most of my boxes. Humble, kind, easygoing, subservient, pretty, and a graduate. And most importantly, all the while she was my girlfriend, she no dey give me wahala at all.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Resident Doctors Stops Working Following Bankruptcy, Writes Hospital by gerrisson(m): 6:26am On Oct 25, 2021
Resident Doctor Stops Work Following Financial Bankruptcy, Writes Hospital.

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Technology Market / Re: Professor On Any Type Of Generator. by gerrisson(m): 10:17am On Oct 02, 2021
Bro, I have a 3300W Sumec generator, and I just bought a Midea 6Kg automatic washing machine rated 1950W. From you experience, can the gen power it?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please I Need Your Advice by gerrisson(m): 10:21am On Jun 27, 2021
You should not have even taken the job. The earlier you resign, the better for you.
sammyj490:
Please forgive my errors, I'm not a professor in English language, we just de try.

I completed my nysc program last year, life didn't actually go they way i thought it would, i spent bout 6 months searching for employment, i finally got a job in a bank microfinance organisation..i was able to secure the job through a sister.

Being working there now for almost 8 month now, truth be told the salary is not worth the stress and hazard we face in the field, apart from not having time for anything else because i have to get to work 7:30am and close 6-7pm.

The salary is 65k but after removing from tax,pension and all,my take home is 54k.

Now I'm considering resigning, I've started learning graphic designing on YouTube, so that i won't be idle, I'm planning to save up for some months before resigning.

Apart from the job being too stressful, I've had alot of witch craft and crazy experiences, trust me its not being easy.

Please am i making the best decision resigning because i don't have any other job, my PlanB is the graphic designing i just started learning, spent most of my savings purchasing a brand new laptop.

I don't know with resigning will be ok considering the situation of our country.

Please advice a brother.Thank you
Romance / . by gerrisson(m): 10:48am On Jun 26, 2021
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Career / Re: How Much Was The First Salary You Ever Earned? by gerrisson(m): 9:12am On Feb 15, 2021
#165,000. 2013.

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