Henryyy:


I'm hardly a fan of any of the guys on the list so am not saying this from a fan's perspective and yes the lyrics i posted above are not just vulgar but also ridiculously meaningless. What am trying to say is its okay to think someone is overrated but trying to put people down by saying they got nothing to offer is over the top because they got something(entertainment) to offer.
Picture this, at your birthday party your DJ plays "Pray for me", "Wish me well" etc. Do u think ur friends will stay back as opposed to these "overrated" artistes songs that will get their groove on.

Guy, are you for real? You mean lyrics like this I copied below is in any part meaningful or make a complete sense like those ones you pasted?
Someone pls help us JUDGE WITH NO SENTIMENT.

COMPARE THIS ;

[Intro – Mr Eazi & Tekno]
It’s your boy Eazi
Alhaji Tekno
Zaga dat
Life so Eazi
MaleekBerry
Ooh berry pon this – oooh oh
[Verse 1 – Mr Eazi]
Way you are shining
The way you hold me down
Hold my hand
Baby girl hold my hand
When she Eazi fine
Will you be my ride or die
And we no go die
Baby we’ll only fly
[Hook]
I want this caro
Give me your love Caro
Make I talk to you Caro
Make I peep for your window
Peep for your window
Oya kiss me Caro
Talk to me Caro
I want to hold you Caro (ooh oh)
I love you – I love you
[Chorus]
Hold me down like a short skirt oh
Will you hold me down
Hold me down like a short skirt oh
Will you hold me down
Hold me down like a short skirt oh
Hold me down like a short skirt OH



[Bridge]
My baby go down
go down down down go down
I wana see my ladies go down
go down down down go down
Pretty ladies go down
go down down down go down
go down down down go down
[Verse 2 – Tekno]
Pull up in a Bughatti
Baby girl you can look at it
You liking this Versachi
It is fake but the real one I can buy it
Zaga dat
Abeg na you are 2daful
Them other girls them are wonderful
Your body round and colourful
[Hook]
I want this Caro
Give me your love Caro
Make I talk to you Caro
Make I peep for your window
Peep for your window
kiss me Caro
Talk to me Caro
I want to hold you Caro (ooh oh)
I love you, I love you
[Chorus]
Hold me down like a short skirt oh
Will you hold me down
Hold me down like a short skirt oh
Will you hold me down
Hold me down like a short skirt oh
Hold me down like a short skirt oh
[Post Hook/Chorus]
My baby go down
go down down down go down
I wana see my ladies go down
go down down down go down
Pretty ladies go down
go down down down go down
go down down down go down




WITH THIS;


BIRTHDAY CAKE (REMIX)"
(FEAT. CHRIS BROWN)
Come and put your name on it (put your name on it)
Come and put your name on it (your name)
Bet you wanna put your name on it (put your name on it)
Come and put your name on it
It’s not even my birthday
But he wanna lick the icing off
I know you want it in the worst way (the worst way)
Can’t wait to blow my candles out
He want that cake, cake, cake…
(You wanna put your name on it)
Ooh baby I like it, it’s so exciting
Don’t try to hide it
I’mma make you my Dam
Cake, cake, cake… [repeated]
(You wanna put your name on it)
I know you wanna bite this
It’s so enticing
Nothing else like this
I’mma make you my Dam
And it’s not even my birthday (my birthday)
But you wanna put your name on it
And it’s not even my birthday (my birthday, my birthday)
And he trying to put his name on it
[Chris Brown]
Legggo
Girl I wanna Bleep you right now (right now)
Been a long time, I’ve been missing your body
Let me-let me turn the lights down
When I go down, it’s a private party
Ooooh, it’s not even her birthday
But I wanna lick the icing off
Give it to her in the worst way
Can’t wait to blow her candles out
I want that cake, cake cake….
Ooh baby I like it, it’s so exciting
Don’t try to hide it
I’mma make you my Dam
Cake cake cake cake….
Ooh baby I like it, it’s so exciting
Don’t try to hide it
I’mma make you my Dam
Cake cake cake cake….
[Chris Brown]
Doggy want the kitty
Give me a heart attack and throw it back
Now watch me get it
And I knew thiss but you the poo
Damn, girl you pretty
Blowing out your candles, let me make a couple wishes



Agreed both of them fall under the category of non-inspiring songs, Which of the two lyrics above one could still manage to make a sense out of in terms having meaning (though sort of vulgar) and not just muddling up words and sentences that are not even remotely related.
I mean if you for example, study three lines of each, which one has a complete meaning and which one sounds like that of 2-year old child who just started leaning how to mutter words.


OK. For clarity, imma combine the first 5 lines of each song to form a sentence.


***This***
" Way you are shining The way you hold me down
Hold my hand, Baby girl hold my hand, When she Eazi fine, Will you be my ride or die, And we no go die, Baby we’ll only fly. "

***or***

" Come and put your name on it (your name)
Bet you wanna put your name on it (put your name on it), Come and put your name on it, It’s not even my birthday. But he wanna lick the icing off, I know you want it in the worst way (the worst way). Can’t wait to blow my candles out. He want that cake, cake, cake… "



***This***
Pull up in a Bugatti, Baby girl you can look at it. You liking this Versachi, It is fake but the real one I can buy it. Zaga Dat. Abeg na you are 2daful. Them other girls them are wonderful. Your body round and colourful
"



***Or ***


" Girl I wanna Bleep you right now (right now). Been a long time, I’ve been missing your body, Let me-let me turn the lights down, When I go down, it’s a private party. Ooooh, it’s not even her birthday, But I wanna lick the icing off, Give it to her in the worst way
Can’t wait to blow her candles out. "

Henryyy:
Nigerians are bloody hypocrites. Analyzing Nigerian artistes' lyrics but has anyone of you ever analysed those of the foreign artistes you worship?

TELL ME THE SENSE IN THIS

BIRTHDAY CAKE (REMIX)"
(FEAT. CHRIS BROWN)

Come and put your name on it (put your name on it)
Come and put your name on it (your name)
Bet you wanna put your name on it (put your name on it)
Come and put your name on it

It’s not even my birthday
But he wanna lick the icing off
I know you want it in the worst way (the worst way)
Can’t wait to blow my candles out

He want that cake, cake, cake…
(You wanna put your name on it)

Ooh baby I like it, it’s so exciting
Don’t try to hide it
I’mma make you my bitch

Cake, cake, cake… [repeated]
(You wanna put your name on it)

I know you wanna bite this
It’s so enticing
Nothing else like this
I’mma make you my bitch

And it’s not even my birthday (my birthday)
But you wanna put your name on it
And it’s not even my birthday (my birthday, my birthday)
And he trying to put his name on it

[Chris Brown]
Legggo
Girl I wanna Bleep you right now (right now)
Been a long time, I’ve been missing your body
Let me-let me turn the lights down
When I go down, it’s a private party
Ooooh, it’s not even her birthday
But I wanna lick the icing off
Give it to her in the worst way
Can’t wait to blow her candles out
I want that cake, cake cake….

Ooh baby I like it, it’s so exciting
Don’t try to hide it
I’mma make you my bitch

Cake cake cake cake….

Ooh baby I like it, it’s so exciting
Don’t try to hide it
I’mma make you my bitch

Cake cake cake cake….

[Chris Brown]
Doggy want the kitty
Give me a heart attack and throw it back
Now watch me get it
And I knew thiss but you the shit
Damn, girl you pretty
Blowing out your candles, let me make a couple wishes

[Rihanna]
Remember how you did it?
Remember how you fit it?
If you still wanna kiss it
Come, come, come and get it
Sweeter than a rice cake, cake worth sipping
Kill it, tip it
Cake, fill it

If you sexy and you know it
And you ain’t afraid to show it
Put a candle on my motherfucking back baby blow it
Love the way you do when you do it like that
Show up with the stats, bring the racks on my racks
Wrap it up, wrap it up boy
While I take this bow off
Talk That Talk, yeah I know I’m such a show off
Daddy make a wish
Put this cake in your face
And it’s not even my birthday

[Hook - Chris Brown]
Ooooh, it’s not even her birthday (her birthday)
But I wanna lick the icing off (the icing off)
Give it to her in the worst way (the worst way)
Can’t wait to blow her candles out
I want that cake, cake, cake

[Rihanna - Hook]
Ooh baby I like it, it’s so exciting
Don’t try to hide it
I’mma make you my bitch



AND THIS

TRINI DEM GIRLS"
(FEAT. LUNCHMONEY LEWIS)

[Hook - Lunchmoney Lewis:]
Brixten girls, dem a pat the pum pum
Dem a whine up dem waist, dem a pat the pum pum
Queens dem girls, them a pat the pum pum
Dem a whine up dem waist, them a pat the pum pum
Trini dem girls, them a pat the pum pum
Them a whine up them waist, dem a pat the pum pum
Jamaican girls, dem a pat the pum pum
Dem a whine up dem waist, dem a pat the pum pum

[Verse 1 - Nicki Minaj:]
Yo, he in love with a ghetto girl
He said he want a piece like Metta World
Pet, pet on the kitty cat
He don't mess with them... regulars
He tryna kick it like a ninja
He tryna stick it like syringes
He don't ever play the benches
So I'm a let him touch it if he playin with some inches

[Post-Verse - Nicki Minaj:]
I know that you want it
I see that you watching
You love when I whine it
You know that I'm sexy
I hope that you ready
To come here and get it
Weh di hot gyal dem?

[Hook - Lunchmoney Lewis:]
Brixten girls, dem a pat the pum pum
Dem a whine up dem waist, dem a pat the pum pum
Queens dem girls, them a pat the pum pum
Dem a whine up dem waist, them a pat the pum pum
Trini dem girls, them a pat the pum pum
Them a whine up them waist, dem a pat the pum pum
Jamaican girls, dem a pat the pum pum
Dem a whine up dem waist, dem a pat the pum pum

[Verse 2 - Nicki Minaj:]
Put it in his face like a cop badge
He wanna pound it like a hashtag
He gon have to get the wash rag
If he shoot it up, I'm gonna bust back
Them island girls is the baddest
American girls run the planet
South African, European, Asian, Australian, and my Canadian Girls

[Post-Verse - Nicki Minaj:]
I know that you want it
I see that you watching
You love when I whine it
You know that I'm sexy
I hope that you ready
To come here and get it
Weh di hot gyal dem?

[Hook - Lunchmoney Lewis:]
Brixten girls, dem a pat the pum pum
Dem a whine up dem waist, dem a pat the pum pum
Queens dem girls, them a pat the pum pum
Dem a whine up dem waist, them a pat the pum pum
Trini dem girls, them a pat the pum pum
Them a whine up them waist, dem a pat the pum pum
Jamaican girls, dem a pat the pum pum
Dem a whine up dem waist, dem a pat the pum pum

[Verse 3 - Nicki Minaj:]
(Hey)
All the bad boys try to push up on me (Hey)
He want a bad girl to come and spend his money (Hey)
He say it taste good, just like honey (Hey)
He in love with a girl from the islands
And how the miniskirt flow

[Post-Verse - Nicki Minaj:]
I know that you want it
I see that you watching
You love when I whine it
You know that I'm sexy
I hope that you ready
To come here and get it
Weh di hot gyal dem?

[Hook - Lunchmoney Lewis:]
Brixten girls, dem a pat the pum pum
Dem a whine up dem waist, dem a pat the pum pum
Queens dem girls, them a pat the pum pum
Dem a whine up dem waist, them a pat the pum pum
Trini dem girls, them a pat the pum pum
Them a whine up them waist, dem a pat the pum pum
Jamaican girls, dem a pat the pum pum
Dem a whine up dem waist, dem a pat the pum pum


[/b]THEN THIS[/b]


BELIEVE ME"
(FEAT. DRAKE)

[Hook - Drake:]
I'm the only one that get the job done
I don't know a nigga that can cover for me
Yeah, got some game from my day
So she might say she love me
She don't love me like she say she love me
Believe me, believe me
I'm that nigga, boy they love me in the streets
I'm not tryna find nobody else to beat
I'm the one they come to see because they all
Believe me

[Verse 1 - Drake:]
Yea, rip, rip, rip
It's been me and Young Tune off the rip
That's the man that put me in this shit
If a nigga Bleep with him, I'll put him down quick
Got a verse for anybody wanna talk about the clique
I've been takin' shit light, you don't wanna hear me trip
God damn, do y'all really know who you fuckin' with?
Yeah, I mean you can't blame me for wonderin'
Doesn't matter, could be winter or the summer
On the road, I do One Direction numbers, I don't fuckin' miss
Yeah, Stunna and Mack know
When Wayne was gone for eight months, we put this thing up on our back
And I was snappin' off on every single track though
Collect call from the boss like where we at though
I was like, "Hah, it's our time, nigga"
He left Rikers in a Phantom, that's my nigga
And I've been rockin' with the team, Tha Carter IX
And we YMCMB, waitin' on somebody to try us, nigga
Yeah

[Hook - Drake]

[Verse 2 - Lil Wayne:]
Lord knows I'll murder one of these niggas, yeah
Uh, His and hers Ferraris, nigga
One for me, one for my daughter, nigga
Waitin' for someone to test me like a Harvard nigga
I told her 2-23, two Michael Jordans, nigga
Come on, fight these shell cases like a lawyer, nigga
Find out where you stay, and act like we found some oil, nigga
Out of duct tape so when he prayin', I ignore the nigga
All I gotta say is sayonara, nigga
Drop dead gorgeous but the bitch ain't dyin' for a nigga
Where the real queens at? Shout out Capone and Noreaga
We can shoot it out and see who live to tell the story later
Diamonds in my Rollie face, cannot be exfoliated
They think I'm associated, I'm the one that orchestrated
Yayo get her ass whipped, whip that ass like horses racin'
Ain't 'bout what you walk away from, it's 'bout what you walk away with
Dead Presidents, them coffins vacant, I must be doin' somethin'

[Hook - Drake]

[Verse 3 - Drake:]
Had to get it poppin' off the rip
Rich young nigga that ain't never had to trick
Slim Thug flow but you know I like 'em thick
If she get a job at DOA, I drop her off a tip
I had to get it poppin' off the rip
I'm the one they tell ya been reppin' in the 6
Come into the city and ya niggas get to trippin'?
We'll take ya to the Scarborough Bluff and drop you off a cliff
Well damn... just be happy for the man
Nirvana, Coldplay nigga got bands
Ink from the money got it all over my hands
Goin' out to Houston spendin' all of my advance
V Live just took me for a cheque
"Drake you know I love you, you just took me outta debt"
Yes right now you are lookin' at the best
Mothafuck award shows and mothafuck the press like that!

[Verse 4 - Lil Wayne:]
Mothafuck the rest
When they jumped off the porch, I was stumblin' up the steps
I'd give what I collect before I give up my connect
It'd be a cold day in Hell, icicles made of sweat
One finger... slidin' 'cross my neck
Niggas know what that mean like they deaf
Nigga I'll fire this nina like it's her first day
On the job and the bitch overslept
Tune stay humble, nigga I'm a king
Need a horn and a drumroll
They throw mothafuckin' roses at my feet, nigga
I don't step on one rose
I'm the only one that get the job done
I don't know a nigga that can cover for me
Tape a couple kilos to the bitch stomach
She look like she got a bun in the oven from me
Preheat... believe me
All you gotta do is pay me every week
I had these bitches havin' babies every week
I'm the nigga, see me skatin' in the streets
Gone

(Believe me) [x3]

[Drake:] Rip, rip, nigga


Even your ALMIGHTY Beyonce isn't exempted

Formation"

[Intro: Messy Mya]
What happened at the New Wil’ins?
Bitch, I'm back by popular demand

[Refrain: Beyoncé]
Y'all haters corny with that illuminati mess
Paparazzi, catch my fly, and my cocky fresh
I'm so reckless when I rock my Givenchy dress (stylin')
I'm so possessive so I rock his Roc necklaces
My daddy Alabama, Momma Louisiana
You mix that negro with that Creole make a Texas bama
I like my baby heir with baby hair and afros
I like my negro nose with Jackson Five nostrils
Earned all this money but they never take the country out me
I got a hot sauce in my bag, swag

[Interlude: Messy Mya + Big Freedia]
Oh yeah, baby, oh yeah I, ohhhhh, oh, yes, I like that
I did not come to play with you hoes, haha
I came to slay, bitch
I like cornbreads and collard greens, bitch
Oh, yes, you besta believe it

[Refrain: Beyoncé]
Y'all haters corny with that illuminati mess
Paparazzi, catch my fly, and my cocky fresh
I'm so reckless when I rock my Givenchy dress (stylin')
I'm so possessive so I rock his Roc necklaces
My daddy Alabama, Momma Louisiana
You mix that negro with that Creole make a Texas bama
I like my baby heir with baby hair and afros
I like my negro nose with Jackson Five nostrils
Earned all this money but they never take the country out me
I got a hot sauce in my bag, swag

[Chorus: Beyoncé]
I see it, I want it, I stunt, yellow-bone it
I dream it, I work hard, I grind 'til I own it
I twirl on them haters, albino alligators
El Camino with the seat low, sippin' Cuervo with no chaser
Sometimes I go off (I go off), I go hard (I go hard)
Get what's mine (take what's mine), I'm a star (I'm a star)
Cause I slay (slay), I slay (hey), I slay (okay), I slay (okay)
All day (okay), I slay (okay), I slay (okay), I slay (okay)
We gon' slay (slay), gon' slay (okay), we slay (okay), I slay (okay)
I slay (okay), okay (okay), I slay (okay), okay, okay, okay, okay
Okay, okay, ladies, now let's get in formation, cause I slay
Okay, ladies, now let's get in formation, cause I slay
Prove to me you got some coordination, cause I slay
Slay trick, or you get eliminated

[Verse: Beyoncé]
When he Bleep me good I take his ass to Red Lobster, cause I slay
When he Bleep me good I take his ass to Red Lobster, cause I slay
If he hit it right, I might take him on a flight on my chopper, cause I slay
Drop him off at the mall, let him buy some J's, let him shop up, cause I slay
I might get your song played on the radio station, cause I slay
I might get your song played on the radio station, cause I slay
You just might be a black Bill Gates in the making, cause I slay
I just might be a black Bill Gates in the making

[Chorus: Beyoncé]
I see it, I want it, I stunt, yellow-bone it
I dream it, I work hard, I grind 'til I own it
I twirl on my haters, albino alligators
El Camino with the seat low, sippin' Cuervo with no chaser
Sometimes I go off (I go off), I go hard (I go hard)
Get what's mine (take what's mine), I'm a star (I'm a star)
Cause I slay (slay), I slay (hey), I slay (okay), I slay (okay)
All day (okay), I slay (okay), I slay (okay), I slay (okay)
We gon' slay (slay), gon' slay (okay), we slay (okay), I slay (okay)
I slay (okay), okay (okay), I slay (okay), okay, okay, okay, okay
Okay, okay, ladies, now let's get in formation, cause I slay
Okay, ladies, now let's get in formation, cause I slay
Prove to me you got some coordination, cause I slay
Slay trick, or you get eliminated

[Bridge: Beyoncé]
Okay, ladies, now let's get in formation, I slay
Okay, ladies, now let's get in formation
You know you that bitch when you cause all this conversation
Always stay gracious, best revenge is your paper

[Outro:]
Girl, I hear some thunder
Golly, look at that water, boy, oh lord


So what you all saying?

No hypocrite here, Mate. No one is saying their foreign counterpart is better. We all know they sing trash, so much trash as well. However, it's excusable if out of 10 tracks or songs with your name, only about 40% one can't relate with based on its high level of incoherence. What then do you make of a Nigerian artist just like that Eazi and Tecno that if we are to import all their lyrics here you'd hardly find a song with complete sense.


By the way, there's a huge difference between being vulgar and being incoherent. Some of the songs you posted up there were not incongruous but mere profanity. We've got Artists who are known purely for profane languages back in Nigeria and they're already known for that, Terry G as a bold example. No one is bringing him into this cos we all already know he's not there to give you music wey make sense, even him dey talk am. Meanwhile, if you give me 5 Chris Brown's songs that are sorta meaningless I would give you 6 that are meaningful. Can same be said about your guyz here?

NegeduGrace:
the first day I heard that davido's song *if* I was so u analyzed it well jare**very talentless

In the case of Davido, I think the challenge is he became a highly celebrated "celebrity" so soon and seamlessly, hence his dwindling effort in producing an almost sensible song. He knows he's accepted and no matter what he sings, he'd make wave, thus no need to put much energy in shunning out the very best. This also applies to many of them. Immediately that Eazi of a guy became accepted, you'd notice every other tracks he did after was just a pure replica (in some senses) of his hit song.

NegeduGrace:
the first day I heard that davido's song *if* I was so u analyzed it well jare**very talentless

In the case of Davido, I think the challenge is he became a highly celebrated "celebrity" too soon and seamlessly, hence his dwindling effort in producing an almost sensible song. He knows he's accepted and no matter what he sings, he'd make wave, thus no need to put much energy in shunning out the very best.

Oluwasaeon:

Your beauty dey make me realise say NEPA don bringy light - Duro, Tekno
Which light did they bring

Bro pls can you expatiate that? I mean I am still trying to figure out the creativity in that? Music is supposed to be an ART. Creativity =Art.


If you want to analyse dt part, it's actually an insult to the lady. The lady in question is so worwor ! . He had been with her for so long when they took light, however when they brought back light, there was actually a clear difference cos he could distinctly see the power supply. A pretty lady should illuminate [that is when light nor dey sef you nor go realize, so even when dem bring am you nor go fit know cos her beauty is outstandingly reflective) not otherwise. When you're with this pretty, possibly light-skinned babe, you'd get completely engrossed with her charming presence that not even mere restoration of light would distract you

Basic123:
lolz,I hate that pana like.compare them to these:
imagine that lyrics
Move your body now, forget about the
Blue day. Everybody move your body now, tomorrow
is a
Good day

Imagine that, afi gba to se dan dan pe kose mo
Imagine that, pelu gbogbo ife ti moti fi fun imagine
That, kilon fe ko sele simi to balo imagine that, to
Balo imagine that, imagine that, imagine that
VERSE 1 Every time I try to settle down and
Have a wife, every time I fail to make them smile and
Every time I try not to make them cry they turn and
Say good bye. The very first girl, really had the
Worst words for me, she told me I was such a looser
And that's why she was gonna break up with me
Everybody can you;

VERSE 2 Tell me why my sun must always darken
Unto rain, tell me why my heart must feel such pain
And why it so hard for me to explain, the way my soul
Feels drained. The very last girl said she knew I'd be
Ashamed of her, she said that I should please forgive
Her but that she was having another man's baby girl
Everybody can you

BRIDGE
Ol'omo ge orekelewa kan ti mo feran, ti mo feran
denu
Denu lati nu okan me, sugbon la ikpae lo, ife re simi
Okan okanbe obe ojo meta ati abo. Se dan dan ni, for
Her to go, se dan dan ni, for her to leave me alone se
Dan dan ni for her to break my heart se dan dan ni
for
Her to take me back to the start

home within your heart/styl plus
VERSE 1: All the time she spent around me, in the
warmth of my embrace was a testimony of the
sweetness
of your grace. All the pain and all the sadness
always
easier to bear, because you came and made a
home within
our love.

CHORUS 2: My Lord, how can I make her
understand that
I still care, My Lord whenever she needs a man
around,
I'm not there? My Lord, how can I make her know
that
our love has found a home within your heart?

VERSE 2: Lord all the fame and all the glory, that I
dream of every day will only leave me lonely oh yes
it
will if I let her go away but thy fear of her
departure like the rainbow fades away, because
you,
came and made a home within our love.

BRIDGE: How can I make her know she has
changed the
world I see? How can I let her go when without her
there can be no me? How can I make her know
everything
we do through the grace from you?

Styl Plus - Always on my mind Lyrics

Chorus: Though I travel far and wide, your always on my
mind baby both day and night, ooo
And though the stormy weather strives still my love will
never die baby it will be alife oo.
Girl my gratitude for your gentle attitude I cannot show
to u but girl I appreciate the magnitude of your
sensitivity to my inability to be there for u to care for u
my responsibility
Oh baby u know I only care about the way u feel lady
queen of my heart u are my world honey the reason that
I really want to make money, so I cannot be around.

Repeat chorus

Girl my sanity lye’s in the humanity that u showed to
me consoled me, without u its vanity when I seek to
meditate on u my feelings never take so u can call on
me am all u need don’t u ever hesitate, Ooo baby I
know u wonder if am really worth the wait lady, your
afraid please understand honey I only need sometime to
make a little money, so I cannot be around…,

Repeat chorus.2 times

Girl I know u think I ve defected makes u wonder if your
protected, kills me to see u dejected, that girl must be
corrected. U need not be subjected to me and my
selected, lifestyle but since u ve elected me girl don’t
feel rejected.
{You see sensible and creative use of rhymes?}

Have no fear, because am going to be around and am
going to be the one to dry your tears and whenever
there are stormy weathers, I ll be there so u ll never
have a doubt and u ll never be afraid that I can't hear u
when u call my name…babyyyyyyyyy.

And now you just succeeded in making me hate those Mediocres more. As if Style plus weren't Nigerians. I noticed they formed rhymes as much as needed,MEANINGFUL rhymes. All I notice about these lazy fella out there is they want to rhyme by all means, even with the most ridiculous words.

Even me can do exactly what they are doing without any stress.


Listen up
Today is Friday, my baby I notice e dey always dey fast like Highway
Bazu Bazu we can make it next day
Kabu Kabu make we go see Dino Melaye
My love for you nor go kpai like say we nor dey
Kai kai kai kai kai kai kai kai
Kai kai kai kai kai kai kai kai
Ujogbo ujagbu Ujogbo ujagbu Ujogbo Ujagbu
Oya shake it for me like say today na ya dinner day
sing till your voice fades away.






Pls just tell me the difference between my own lyrics I instantaneously formed as a reply to your message and those our so called A-list artists own.

Let's for once pretend as if we already didn't know the songs below and you're just coming across the lyrics for the very first time. Imagine you stumbled on a book containing lyrics below written by your kid cousin or child, wouldn't you just laugh it off? Would you even take it serious.




Skin Tight
Mr Eazi
If you give your heart to me
I no go let you go
Wey I no go do you basa basa
Baby trust in me
When you give your heart to me
I no go let you go
Wey I no go do you basa basa
Baby trust in me
I go dey your body like skin tight
Wey I go dey by your side
Them times wey I no get sika
You dey by my side
So make I dey your body like skin tight
Wey I go dey by your side
'Cause them times when I no get sika
You dey by my side
Oh na na na na
Eeeeey my baby o
Oh sweetie o
Eeeyyyy my baby o
Ooh
Nobody show me love like my baby
You be the only one for me
Only one for me
You be the only one that I need
Sekeof when I no get ee
You no be runaway
You stay with me
Baby now I don't get ee
Make you no runaway stay with me
'Cause me and you were meant to be


PANA LYRICS
[Hook]
[Chorus]
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
Anywhere that you go
I go follow you dey go
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
My love for you will never die, will never die
[Bridge]
[Verse 1]
'Say love is a beautiful thing
Girl you dey cool my temper
Love is a wonderful tender feeling
You dey give me ginger
Eh, 'say baby dancey-dancey, dance
All the beauty in your eyes dey give me life oh-ooh
Make we give the Lord thanks oh
For the sake eh-eeh, for the sake of love oh
Eh Baby,
For your sake I go kill show oh, eh-eh
Show you love like you’ve never seen before
[Hook]
(na you I dey play ball oh)
We go drive around for my Porsche oh
[Chorus]
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
Anywhere that you go
I go follow you dey go
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
My love for you will never die, will never die
[Bridge]
[Verse 2]
Eh, nwayocha .. nwayocha
You see, you have taken my love oh-ooh
I cannot understand how I'm feeling
You are my woman-crush oh
Nwayoma .. nwayoma
You see, nna maka m'isi oh
Owee'owe, eh .. owee'owee, owee'owe
M'baby, me no go let you go, sure
I will always be your lover, ah
For your sake I go killi show oh, eh
Show you love that you’ve never seen before
[Hook]
(..folake oh, fola oh)
We go drive around for my Porsche oh
[Chorus]
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
Anywhere that you go
I go follow you dey go
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana



Tecno

Afa-m'ubu Al'-haji Te-ki-no

Folake, gimme love oh
Na you dey catchi my shot oh
For your sake, I go go church oh
We go drive around for my Porsche oh » pls so far what sense is therein? Must you form rhymes by all means? It's just so nursery
They say you like wahala oh
Eh, I getti wahala oh »
They say you like cassava
I getti big cassava »
Eva-Eva oh baby, Eva-Eva
Baby you too sweet, fajaba »
My baby, dance to the Lagbaja »
Make I take you to Gwagwalada »
Eva-Eva oh baby, Eva-Eva
Baby you too sweet, fajita (meaning?) »

My baby, dance to the Lagbaja (where's the Lagbaja to be danced to) »

Make I take you to Gwagwalada (is that where your sense is or you parked there?) »

dibi-daba-diba-dobo
Adaba-dibi-daba-dede-baba
(and all these mumbo-jumbo just to complete a track)





If by Davido


my money my body na your own
if i tell you say i love you o
my money my body na your own o baby
thirty billion for the account o
versace, gucci for your body o
no do, no do
no do, garagara for me
no do, no do
no do senrere o
no do, no do
no do, shakara o we
no do, no do
no do, garagara for me o, eh
girl you’re beautiful too
my number one tuntun (meaning?)

sip burukututu (what has burukututu got to do with me being beautiful why should I sip it? When it could just be a total turn off for a lady you're trying to woo)

for your love i tutu ( meaning? This was when I knew it had something to do with Tecno. Strings of meaningless and nursery rhymes)

i go chook you chuku chuku O ( person wey u dey toast u wan chook am chukuchuku abeg which sense dey am? Who does that?)

biko obianuju
shey you do me juju
cos im feeling the juju
shake it o, take it (what is she catching and shaking, biko no one should hold brief for him here)

i wanna catch it o ,take it
you can have it o,take it
you know i gat this o,take it
i love you, i love you
i love you, i love you
there’s nothing above you
there’s nothing above you
above you above you
bridget eh
i like your mini skirt o ( what tha........ Mini skirt? Are you for real? who use this line to woo a lady in 2017, OMG)

oh girl you carry sense o (no she for carry stupidity, how dt one take relate? So na this kain thing u go go dey yan a lady and she nor go think say u are sick. So incoherent and not romantic at all)

if i tell say i love you o
my money, my body na your own o baby
thirty billion for the account o yeh
versace and gucci for your body o baby


MAJORITY OF NIGERIAN SUPPOSED LOVE SONGS SHOULD CARRY A CAVEAT ; PLS DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME


Gone are those days you'd copy a love song and use it words for words to ask that your secondary school classmate out. Days of ; All my life by KC&JOJO, unbended knee, BoyzIImen.... Guess what? It never failed. Say it and watch her smiling even chuckling, going back to her hostel gushing about it with her friend and next day you see them all admiring you. Pls go ahead and use those ones pasted above on a lady, I could only imagine the reaction that would follow .

FACT:
MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE THAT WOULD CLAIM THEY LOVE ANY OF THESE SONGS CAN'T PROUDLY SAY WHAT PARTICULAR MESSAGE THEY CARRY. THEY ONLY GET TO LOVE IT AS A RESULT OF FONDNESS GROWN FOR IT THROUGH CONSTANT AIRPLAY. The more you hear a song the more you grow fond of it. Also many people that would not see any thrash in these songs are those ones that go to beer palor or clubs all the time. When you constantly listen to songs under the influence of alcohol, you'd definitely have nothing against it but love it.

Mersault:
I had not known of Eazi till he won the next rated award at the headies. I went afterwards to download a few of his songs and found them unbearable. I try not to listen to Lil Kesh; dude is loud and empty.

If I mistakenly tune in to a radio or TV station that plays that Highly Mediocre Mr Ealing, I waste no time in changing or turning it off instantly.
That guy takes the cake for the most Incoherent and meaningless lyrics in songs [back to back]


My list

Mr Eazi

Davido [imagine the rubbish he just released. Also so senseless like that of Mr Eazi. Had a relief when I later realised it was Tecno on the beat cos he's another mediocre]

Tecno [yea, I know everyone loves him. Even with his meaningless songs and slangs/terms] it doesn't erase the fact that his lyrics are highly incoherent and childish. What is Diana oh Diana oh I wanna take you away? Or what is Baby Pana and whatever other rubbish he mumbled ?


Let's forget the fact that these guys are famous hence whatever rubbish they dish out gets huge acceptability. Imagine for once that it's an unknown artist that sang any of those their songs, imagine it's me that came out shouting Diana oh Diana ooo, would it make any sense to anyone? Would people wait to listen to it to the end?

Vicyace:


What did she do?

Guess you couldn't watch it. It's a shameful clip. She was reciting poem, "involuntarily" . For more than 9 minutes. Non-stop. It's a case of a well-dressed woman perhaps in her mid fifties being remotely controlled on a London train from one of the cities in the Africa's Most populous nation.

Chai! Chai!! Chai!!! The remote was ingeniously and smartly programmed from Ijebu.



Very embarrassing! What could she have done to warrant this? See as oyinbo people just dey mind their business.


I fear some people oooo.

jullty:

Musiwa?

Pls provide his step father's Wikipedia page or biography which indicates he's of Nigerian descent so the guy.

Is that not Musiwa?

asuustrike2009:

It will be unfair it they're not included. Not just live ban but kiosk, shops that play music to sell their products

For fairness I agree with you. But in reality, Live bands in most bars don't really make that hell of a noise unlike Church or Mosque speakers. It's most times in a controlled environment.

ezechinwa2:


There is a reason why we have head-phones.
If you really need loud music get a sound proof or buy head phones but don't disturb your neighbours with your music

Hian!! Forget that thing Guy. Which neighbor? The one wey sleep nor gree come for? The one wey dey wish to go joint beside one swimming pool pouncing on a plate of roasted fish and mortuary-standard drinks with lively musics. Why do you think most people that do go to this places return home and few seconds on hitting the bed it's sound sleep all the way, meanwhile, the Iya Chichi who had been home several hours ago is still rocking herself to sleep after several showers. Don't ask me the proof or stats. Na naija we dey. Funny but that's the fact. Let's stop forming.

phemi01:


You definitely don't understand what he means. A lot of people relax at bars and listen to live bands. It's not noise, it's interesting music. The music flows with the alcohol. You ever been to King size? The governor should leave live bands outta this.

Don't mind them HYPOCRITES. Many of them understand the point but would rather assume the only way of relaxing is sleeping naked on a 4 by 12 mattress with that old ceiling fan cranking all over their head through a source of power from i-pass-my-neighbor with noise that could heal an already deaf ear.

emerged01:


Hmm,relaxing in bar vs relaxing in your bedroom you paid baba kamoru for. Oga think o I no like to abuse person .

silastemplar:
can you really relax when the whole environment is noisy?

emerged01:


Hmm,relaxing in bar vs relaxing in your bedroom you paid baba kamoru for. Oga think o I no like to abuse person .

You people don't just get it. Relaxation isn't about sleeping under one giant ceiling fan and snoring (meanwhile your neighbors generators are doing worse than that speaker in that joint blazing your favorite musics under a cool environment with chilled drinks and Asun to the rescue) .Relaxation is also an act of being in a recreative state.

relaxation /riːlakˈseɪʃ(ə)n/
noun
1. the state of being free from tension and anxiety.

cocaineaddict:
that's obviously a doctored convo

You're smart. It's just same person chatting with him/herself. Check the chat patterns. Unfortunately, that's the trending thing now. People talking to themselves forming another thing.

farouk0403:
Those fulani women, may be they didn't even knew that their picture was taken.
And here they are, now very popular, each and every Nigerian use them in form of transaction one way or the other.

This can never be achieved by monetary term, only by luck.

Sorry Bro, no one uses that currency again (almost in no way or the other as you claimed) . It's practically not tenable in the country any longer. No thanks to Prof. M. BUHARI

Chai, it's Sad. Who would take care of them? Unfortunately we don't have a working system. Now one wicked Aunt somewhere might just take them in and start maltreating them.


May the Lord comfort the family and provide a Home for these bereaved kids.

oluwanoni:
The Toyota corolla is great, fuel economy, maintenance affordable, Good for bad roads, but note that it's an easy target for theives, handling on speed is not great , if you like engine power, then look at the avalon or the camry.

You're very right. I use both corolla and Avensis 2.0. I notice on 80km/hr and above corolla gives a very light handling,with the feeling like those terrible roads are controlling the steering unlike the Avensis which stands firm on the road with you being entirely in charge (similar experience I had with the camry 2005 I once drove over a 300 km). However, still prefer the corolla for fuel efficiency.

EgunMogaji:


Well, there's borehole and then there's kanga

while Konga too get different sizes depending on the proximity to water body around.

Na the way d person dey pronounce em take write.

Mortiple:
I am really disappointed with Fed Min. Of Works inactivity in Lagos State in the past two years. It is inexcusable when one realizes that the immediate past governor of Lagos is the head of the ministry.

If Lagos State does not enjoy Federal Govt presence now that the state is in affinity with the ruling party, tell me when is it going to happen?

It's simple. Lagos always shines best in opposition. So we can safely assume they're still in opposition since both parties want to make us believe they can't work together without making public show of shame out of it.

How come he banned not the major culprits?



If it's true then even here in Nigeria we shall start banning on a state level.

I go just wake up one day say, guy, your matter don tire me, vamoose for my state.

Interested.................. Get me 3 in Wine, black and blue color.

Where are those dimwits insulting Dabiri?



We all know it's normal for people to be denied entry especially if fraud is noticed in their info given, but recent developments of late is highly discriminatory and arbitrary. It's tougher now.