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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Buhari Reportedly Sacks Immigration CG, Abeshi by GetUmad: 5:28am On May 18, 2016
The person wey dem suppose sack dey sack person... Ok nah

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Politics / Re: Tompolo: Emami Ayiri Is Lying Against Me! by GetUmad: 6:26am On May 17, 2016
These guyz too dey fear fear jor. They keep coming out with different "To whom it may concern, pls I'm innocent" esp the Tompolo guy. He has written more letters to Buhari more than he uttered words during last administration. They should just sit back and relax. No need of shouting to high heaven of their innocence. Besides, what's the worst that could happen?

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Politics / Re: See What Hon. GBAJABIAMILA Did In Surulere by GetUmad: 6:23am On May 17, 2016
Don't blame the man. That could have been his own constituency project based on demand. Ask Fayose.


Sometimes you need to understand what your people WANT and not what they NEED, then give it to them. Again ask Prophet Dr. Fayose.


By the way, where is the booka? Guess it should be free meal (stomach infrastructure things) since its a constituency project.
Politics / Re: NLC Car Runs Out Of Fuel On Highway (photos) by GetUmad: 6:16am On May 17, 2016
How that jalopy take be NLC vehicle? If it was a Chelsea flag, would it have been a Chelsea car?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Abdullahi Olatoyan Offered A Job By Uche Nnaji by GetUmad: 6:13am On May 17, 2016
And he's cute enough for modeling. Congrats to him.







Baba God has finally picked his call,that's if the offer is as genuine as that of Jumoke's and not just a publicity stunt for the so called fashion outlet.

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Politics / Re: Femi Falana Reacts To Increase In Fuel Price by GetUmad: 12:45am On May 13, 2016
KingPharaoh:
Is this man not Falz's dad?

No. He's Simi's Father-in-law. The one she was boldly insulting, shouting "I repeat am, your father!"
Politics / Re: This Present Darkness: A History Of Nigerian Organised Crime. - The Economist by GetUmad: 12:06am On May 13, 2016
cramjones:


[b] ~¶This In 1995 Colin Powell, a retired American general, said that Nigerians were “scammers” who “tend not to be honest”.

¶ Private colleges in Lagos offer courses in credit-card and advanced-fee fraud [Imagine this rubbish, why didn't she name the colleges] , says Ellis.



Two other activities both involve smuggling.

~ ¶Southern Igbos dominate trade in hard drugs, proving adept at creating networks of buyers and sellers in the diaspora. Ellis describes “barons” who contract middle-ranking “strikers”, who run small-fry couriers. They proved successful in North America.

~ ¶Meanwhile people from Edo state mostly control trafficking of sex workers, notably to Europe. One diplomat told the author that 30,000 Nigerian women, mostly from Edo, are prostitutes in Italy. Most are bound by large debts, spiritual ceremonies and intense social pressure.

~ ¶ Ellis’s great contribution is in explaining why Nigerian crime became so ubiquitous. When the oil price fell in the 1980s, educated Nigerians flocked abroad (at least 15m are overseas), forming networks in which crime thrives. Strong student and secret societies bind people together. Importantly, he says, Nigerians show unusual agility in business and have strong social skills. Add a weak, corrupt state and organising crime appears all too easy.
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Just imagine these faulty generalization and fallacies the Hell-y was brandishing as facts. The writer ought to be taken for a week vacation in Sambisa forest.

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Politics / Re: This Present Darkness: A History Of Nigerian Organised Crime. - The Economist by GetUmad: 11:42pm On May 12, 2016
crestedaguiyi:
Everybody is taking a swipe at Nigeria since the days of the due.llard of daura yet zombies say Gej messed up Nigeria image.

I don't remember us getting this manner of bashing at the international scene during the last administration

And where did you arrive at that? Don't tell me from the article above. You saw a thread jumped on it like a d'banj on kekere remix without digesting the content.


People like you, to them any thread which carries a negative remark as the subject must always have a story taunting the image of the President and you have to jump at it to make mockery of your lack of adequate comprehension ability.

Shame on you I say. The writer just insulted you and I. He didn't even remotely refer to the President but your people, my people with a faulty generalization smack of contempt and total fallacies. You came right here jubilating. Tah!

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Politics / Re: This Present Darkness: A History Of Nigerian Organised Crime. - The Economist by GetUmad: 11:32pm On May 12, 2016
This thread, to what end? To prove the original owner isn't currently fanning himself with a funeral pamphlet in one underground self-contain?

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Politics / Re: Cramjones' Take On PMB by GetUmad: 10:46pm On May 10, 2016
cramjones:
Dear Nairalanders,

Please do not take my silence as a measure of defeat for PMB. We are strongly behind PMB, Nigeria is working, the economy would grow. Only a matter of time that $1 would be N1. Let's believe.

-CramJones


This guy has been mum for some days. What's happening? Is he "underground"?


www.nairaland.com/2876317/see-olisah-metuh-handcuffs-pic

Just what he wished for in the thread above.
Politics / Re: Official !! Fuel To Sell At 130 / Litre From Today!! by GetUmad: 5:16am On May 10, 2016
M4gunners:
130:This is better change. Please what did they tell us during campaign? I thought 87 or so?

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Romance / Re: 10 Shocking Scenes From Student Parties In Nigeria Dat Will Leave You Speechless by GetUmad: 8:58pm On May 08, 2016
Lies everywhere. Suddenly lie has become so cheap, cheaper than tomatoes. Its becoming a standard now. So shameful!

Many of the stories are pure fallacies of what really happened and the location of the event. The last one at the water fall was a Pre-wedding pix.

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Travel / Re: My Cousin Is Stranded In The US.. Needs A Place To Stay (He Is Single & Handsome by GetUmad: 12:42am On May 08, 2016
bee444:


My brother, I organized half of the 300k for his ticket. God knows I tried my best. Also sent him $120 for pockey money and paid for his international passport . Didn't wana say this but u left me with no option. Im a family man too.

Truth be told. The brother in question is actually my church member and we are not in any way related. I only call him my cousin because he's closer to me and such a nice man.
oh I see
Travel / Re: My Cousin Is Stranded In The US.. Needs A Place To Stay (He Is Single & Handsome by GetUmad: 12:41am On May 08, 2016
bee444:


Like I said before, I have no say in determining his life for him. I only give him advice. He is a very talented artist with bright future. He doesn't wana become illegal in the states and currently weighing his options. His conference ends this May and he may stay behind for like 5 months or so before his authorization to stay expires.

He is the bread winner in his family and really wana take care of his siblings and ageing mum. Going back to Nigeria now wont be favourable for him. He needs to at least gather some money to live on when he goes back home. He is 30 and doesnt have anything to fall back on in Nigeria. Ticket money was a miracle. He wants to use this opportunity to meet people and get better network


Just out of curiosity, Are you the "Cousin "? cos you have been marketing him more than he could all by himself. You seem to know and have questions to what only him could exclusively know.

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Family / Re: Bukola Ogundolie-Olowookere, Staff Of Ecobank Missing (Photo) by GetUmad: 4:25pm On May 07, 2016
martyns303:


I already have ur IP address, with simple algorithme and comment parttern I have been able to pin point your location, so don't feel you can hide behind a screen to threaten me.

I hope you have saved enough money for the legal battle you are inviting.

Would you stop this rubbish! Someone is missing and you think its right time for you to make mockery of the situation. If it was your blood sister or your woman would you have found a comedy central in such? Use your heffing sense. No one right here wishes to laugh, the thread is not for a nitwit but people with authentic information that could help the family.

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Family / Re: Pictures Of A Little Girl Attacked By Goose, Internet Can't Stop Laughing by GetUmad: 11:10pm On May 06, 2016
A young girl was almost lynched and you called it funny. Internet sef!

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Phones / Re: It Is Official.... Whatsapp With Cool New Features Now Downloadable On Playstore by GetUmad: 3:49pm On May 06, 2016
Cool, but still waiting for video call feature.

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Autos / Re: 2005 Honda Accord Eod Ex Edition Selling Cheap by GetUmad: 1:10pm On May 06, 2016
In year 2016 EOD at that price? #inAgbero'svoice Ehn oga gan!
Politics / Re: Enugu Massacre (graphics Photo by GetUmad: 3:40am On Apr 27, 2016
eazysally:
Fulani should come to my backyard and do something like this!!! Never!!! No be mouth!!!

Always Be careful of what you wish for. Stop this boasting. If they come attacking what made you think that You, your family members or loved ones mightn't fall a victim? See your fellow boastful people down here. Now they're blaming Government. Some of their people have become homeless as we speak. Pls, stop wishing yourself such evil cos truth is; when they come visiting as you wished for, you don't know if the next victim might be a "blood".

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Politics / Re: Enugu Massacre (graphics Photo by GetUmad: 3:34am On Apr 27, 2016
This is just barbaric. I condemn it in its entirety. This people should be rounded up and summarily dealt with.

I think it's high time Nigerians United against crime. Instead of giving it political or ethnical coloration , we should speak in one voice and tackle it. Its you today, it could be Me tomorrow.

Politics / Re: The Governor Of Enugu State Should Resign by GetUmad: 3:44am On Apr 26, 2016
.So funny how the table has now taken a magical turn and I see same set of people insulting the victims then for calling on government intervention, being the one now blaming their own government as well.

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Politics / Re: The Governor Of Enugu State Should Resign by GetUmad: 3:19am On Apr 26, 2016
See for yourself and be the judge.

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Politics / Re: The Governor Of Enugu State Should Resign by GetUmad: 3:16am On Apr 26, 2016
But you lots were the first set of people to lambaste the Benue people for waiting for the government.

Talk about hypocrisy, i doff my hat

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Politics / Re: The Governor Of Enugu State Should Resign by GetUmad: 2:56am On Apr 26, 2016
Why disturbing the Innocent guy (the Governor). Thought you people were Ninjas. What do you need the governor for?




Lesson;
Never mock or victimise anyone for any reason whatsoever cos you don't own your life, you are not in control of what may happen to you in the next few minutes. In reality, SUPERMAN does not exist.

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Politics / Re: ENUGU KILLINGS; Charity Begins At Home Not Only In Chibok. Reno Omokri. Picture. by GetUmad: 2:31am On Apr 26, 2016
Someone should please alert Madam Obi that she's got a missed call.


Reno, thumbs up.

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Celebrities / Re: Checkout This Hilarious Pre-wedding Photoshoot by GetUmad: 1:54am On Apr 24, 2016
That's one annoying thing about Nigerians and craze for trends. They'd always in no time "overdo"..... To me its a senseless concept.

Normal photo-shoot: ¶ok¶

Pre-wedding pix : ¶puerile ¶
Celebrities / Re: How Falz Came,saw,and Conquered Afe Babalola University! by GetUmad: 1:43am On Apr 24, 2016
Presbulg:

Chillax man I only copied & pasted his lines from one of his songs.
Don't know why I got so worked up on the words you bolded ?
Don't know either cos I only referenced his line from your quote.
Politics / Re: Akinyemi Agbede Running For U.S. Senate by GetUmad: 1:01am On Apr 24, 2016
You guyz up there have just wasted spots meant for dem name checkers.






Would you just keep shut and usher them in for proper vetting of the thread?

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Celebrities / Re: How Falz Came,saw,and Conquered Afe Babalola University! by GetUmad: 12:41am On Apr 24, 2016
Presbulg:
Falz the bahd guy


Which musician do you know is having AMVCA.
Ehn

ehn ehn? What's so special about it?
So what should people that have won both grammy$Oscar or MTV VMA & MTV movie award do then?

Nigerian Artists can use anything to brag. Reminds one of Naeto C who wouldn't allow us rest back then with his "only Mc with M.Sc" line.

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Politics / Re: Udom Emmanuel Completes House (Mansion) In Just Months In Office -SaharaReporter by GetUmad: 9:03pm On Apr 18, 2016
So because one is a politician, one can't develop a property again. It automatically means one is embezzling. Were they not working and earning before they got to that position? Are they not earning from their present position? Rubbish.

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Family / Re: One Word For This Baby (photo) by GetUmad: 8:44pm On Apr 18, 2016
One word won't suffice.

The way I would flog her ehn, she would know Judas is Carrot.

Na to go drop her ontop her dad. He should come and clean up the filth.

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