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Politics / Re: Presidency Frustrating Plans To Reconstruct Oshodi-airport Road – Ambode by GetUmad: 5:51am On Mar 09, 2017
Meanwhile somewhere in one county or municipal, one kpomo-cutting dude could only afford this below while his counterpart is busy strategising on how to deliver dividends of democracy to all wishing it could be achieved without FG's approval despite still being owed by the previous administration.

Travel / Re: #memories: Photo Of Ajala Who Traveled To Many Countries With His Bike by GetUmad: 10:23pm On Mar 08, 2017
See him asking for direction to Ojuelegba.
Travel / Re: 2017: Switzerland Tops The Best Country To Live In The World, U.S. Drops. by GetUmad: 10:11pm On Mar 08, 2017
shinarambo1:

Took the pic while trying to plug my car to the power supply stand at the car park.

You mean you were trying to plug your car to the "transformer or electric pole"? Pictures or Adonbilivit.

Travel / Re: US Embassy Releases Statement On Nigerian Travel To US by GetUmad: 10:03pm On Mar 08, 2017
OP, re-arrange your post. Why occupying the first one with just a link. Paste the whole info at your first post before you go ahead to claim FTC.


They still didn't address the issue of people who got turned back at the port of entry if it was as a result of possible fraud or possible overzealousness from their officers.

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Car Talk / Re: Toyota's I-Tril Concept: The Future Of Urban Mobility by GetUmad: 11:08pm On Mar 07, 2017
MissShakara:
Sexy

Rubbish, where I wan put my C-caution, fire extinguisher, wheel spanner, engine oil, petrol keg, hose, jumper cables and mobile food flask (which I always used to bring food back home for every owambes), boot, brush, perfume and hair-brush (for baffing up after visiting those short-time pubs before going back home to meet Mummy Uwem that'd ask how come this how come that ), baseball bat (for those annoying danfo drivers) ? It's not fine jor.
Religion / Re: Stephanie Otobo And Apostle Suleman's Snapchat Video Screenshots Released by GetUmad: 10:01am On Mar 07, 2017
You people should stop defending nonsense. The man is a pervert. You could see he loves sex-chatting.


From the picture below note the expression on his face before the lady went unclad. He went All smiles after she must have agreed to her nudity. Notice the change in mood in the 2 images. Also take note of the positions and posture of both parties. The transition from clad to unclad took place same period of chat . It wasn't different days apart.

OK, let's assume he's innocent. Pls who claims to be a pastor and have a video chat with an almost nude lady while he's also on bed?



The expression on his face when he saw those yellowish banana dangling and drooping towards his face indicated that of someone who was used to fond.ling it and became so elated seeing it from afar once again. Reminiscing about how succulent and...........

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Politics / Re: See The Signposts Fayose Put On Ekiti Highways by GetUmad: 5:54am On Mar 07, 2017
Soklin:
Same oshomole wrote same tin in year 2013 in benin,so leave osojomoko out of d issue.
That's why he was also a disaster. Most of the Governors in the past administration that had outstanding performances, who really transformed their state hardly engaged in frivolities. Don't forget Adam was also always in the news back then. If not saying go and die, he'd be buying maize by the roadside or reeling out erroneous figures castigating the then Federal Govt.
Politics / Re: See The Signposts Fayose Put On Ekiti Highways by GetUmad: 5:32am On Mar 07, 2017
kellyJames5:
this man is really something else... I like his courage. everyone was busy celebrating Obasanjo and was afraid of telling him the truth of how he killed this country but Fayose told him.

Which nonsense courage! Well he might be doing it for people like you. He's a dunce.
Go and see Obaino how he's transforming Anambra and you'd never hear him make noise. Almost every state Governors right now in opposition have one or two federal govt Road they're either fixing or planning to fix and they never make public show of shame about it.



Do you want to know the most pro-active and powerful people in the world? They are those that hardly talk.

Fayose is just another Donald Trump, Lie Mohammed and Buhari. The More you talk, the less time you have for outstanding performance

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Politics / Re: See The Signposts Fayose Put On Ekiti Highways by GetUmad: 5:27am On Mar 07, 2017
That guy too dey behave like kid wey dem nor dey give food carry go school. If that's what most Government in oppositions back then used to do before they construct Federal govt Road for later reimbursement then govt like LASG would have never known any devpt.
Politics / Re: GEJ Warns International Community To Be Wary Of Lai Mohd's Lies On His FB Page by GetUmad: 5:21am On Mar 07, 2017
this long handout as a rebuttal? Who wan read am?

Abegiii..... Go and learn from Fayose or Lere his aide how to use just 2 paragraphs max to deny ALL allegations (both for the present and even already against the future one that might want to later surface )
Celebrities / Re: Davido Reveals How He Found Mayourkun With A Screenshot Of Nairaland Post by GetUmad: 5:31am On Mar 02, 2017
CaroLyner:
Then how come he has only had one hit song?
Which "hit"? You called that most meaningless song of all time a hit? Pls anyone who understands what he said should translate to confirm any iota of coherence in the lyrics.
He was only" fortunate" to have being popular through "over hyping".

Fact is; most people that like that thrash of a song only got to fall in love as a result of excessive and massive airplay.
Phones / Re: Difference Between Whatsapp Snap And Snapchat by GetUmad: 4:41am On Feb 26, 2017
tdayof:

Difference is parent etc are on whatsapp so people try acting responsibile on whatsapp.

Who told you your Mum isn't already on Snapchat. Guy nor think am, the way those people dey keep up with techs and trends you'd be surprised.


Meanwhile somewhere in Ipaja.....

Politics / Re: Buhari’s Illness, A Blessing For The Apc-dele Momodu by GetUmad: 4:34am On Feb 26, 2017
OP, where art thou? Complete the article. You nor paste am finish.

Meanwhile somewhere in Bariga

Business / Re: CBN FX Sale: Naira Firmer In Black Market by GetUmad: 4:30am On Feb 26, 2017
Bubu is working. Don't ask me how I mean cos I don't know myself.

Meanwhile, Somewhere in Bariga

Celebrities / Re: Phyno And Flavour Making Fun Of Their Friends That Slept At The Gym (pics,vid) by GetUmad: 6:48pm On Feb 23, 2017
Effect of RECESSION. Everything is news!

The next we'd see would be "olamide admiring his toilet seat".

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: See The World's Worst And Dirtiest Jobs In Photos. by GetUmad: 5:56am On Feb 15, 2017
Those are reputable jobs.
Defending a failure or a doomed fellow is the worst job you could ever have in life. Go figure.


Do you know what it means to have to keep recycling lies and knowing everyone already knows every single word back to back would be a hit (they know just even a sneeze from you is a useless lie) ? It takes a highly courageous, self-motivated liar to last long on that job.




Do the expressions on the faces below suggest otherwise?

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Travel / Re: Man Walks From Vancouver Canada To Brazilian Jungle In 5 Years - Photos by GetUmad: 11:05am On Feb 11, 2017
I can bet Hollywood would adapt this into a movie soon.
Travel / Re: Lost International Passport Belonging To Nathan Ubah & Co. by GetUmad: 10:58am On Feb 11, 2017
On your way to international airport ke?



E nor go funny if na as person wan check in to fly out na em person nor fit see em stamped passport again for this kain Buhari's economy. Ol' boy that one mean say na for 121-inch 4k HIGH DEFINITION Curve Smart TV the village people dey use monitor person waka.

OP, may you find it soon.
Travel / Re: Unknown Facts: 21 Weird Laws Around The World (photo) by GetUmad: 9:34pm On Feb 09, 2017
Some of these are to me more like superstitious beliefs.


Meanwhile in Nigeria it is illegal for their President to get treated in his home country.
Phones / Re: 5 Hilarious ' LIES' Some Nigerians Told To Hype Iphone 7 by GetUmad: 11:22pm On Feb 08, 2017
Yea , Yo' damn right dude. But the only lie I ever heard was that you lied that they lied.

Do you stay around that Ajegunle side in Lasgidi? More like what your hood guys did say.

Never heard any.
Travel / Re: Diary Of Sabi In The USA by GetUmad: 7:37pm On Feb 08, 2017
Congrats Op. Hope your thread would be a better version of the "other thread" that has refused to captivate any longer..... Pls do share a detailed experience .
Travel / Re: A Nigerian Writes About Are Experience In Canada To Inspire Others by GetUmad: 10:50pm On Feb 06, 2017
NIGERIA can complain! chai! !!





See as they are complaining of racism and being shouted at as a call centre agent. meanwhile , they never stayed 3 yrs searching for that (unlike what's obtainable in naija which is also most times a last resort for frustrated graduates ) and at least it was able to pay bills at the end of the day.


So what then do you want those Nigerian graduates to say who got call centre jobs working their ass off under Indians with a meagre pay (that could hardly cater for transport and feeding), horrible working conditions with constant INSULTS AND CURSES from frustrated Nigerians?

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Celebrities / Re: What 2face Should Do After Cancelling The Protest by GetUmad: 5:20am On Feb 05, 2017
No he shouldn't do that. He should finally go and hang out with Black Face. Then Both of them hang their head in Shame.


Nonsense upon Rubbish . Chicken-hearted Bomboclat

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Politics / Re: EFCC Has Frozen My Accounts Again – fayose by GetUmad: 5:16am On Feb 05, 2017
Guy stop wailing. Go and open microfinance.
Events / Re: Explorers, A Nairalander's Wedding In Photos. by GetUmad: 5:22am On Feb 04, 2017
Explorer, congratulations. Now you've just got the license to "explore" however you like. It's yours. Enjoy!

Meanwhile, on behalf of the house I would say this thread is a deviation from the usual Explorer's norm. I mean all we could see is just pictures "without the usual story" of the reasons or concepts behind it. So, I command you to come back amd write as you always do, short, interesting and motivating stories for each images (we don't wanna care, you can make something up) .


Don't forget to also regularly come up here to gist us with raw images and corresponding stories of how it goes down.

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Pets / Re: US Woman Gets Pet Snake Stuck In Large Ear Piercing (Disturbing PICS) by GetUmad: 6:16am On Feb 02, 2017
coolzeal:
Snakes are soft, smooth skin and can easily pull off from her ear. Perhaps, she's stunting. ..

Obviously she's (the yeye blogger only made up his own story as usual) . But trust bloggers, everything is news (majority of which are pure fabrications for attention) . Esp nairaland bloggers, more so that it involves snake. The ultimate aim is to get front page attention.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by GetUmad: 5:57pm On Feb 01, 2017
ernie4life:


That's what happened oh

Eh yah! So sorry bro. Could be so annoying. I returned mine immediately and added money to get a bigger one, this time a down-to-earth brand.

Don't worry, you'd surely get a buyer.

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Politics / Re: Femi Adesina Orders Popular Musician To Shut Up On Live Interview (video, pics) by GetUmad: 7:01am On Feb 01, 2017
Most Nairalanders comment without proper digging. Most of you up there never watched the real video (not the one posted by the op)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO8HFiy9wW4

If you wanna see where the whole shii went down, go to 54.12


After watching the video I could say its actually Dede that's frustrated. Femi jokingly say "Dede would you keep quiet and let me talk". It wasn't something personal but as a result of friendly and mild argument. Both of them were talking like they've known each other for ages. Dede only took it personal. In fact, it was all laughs as he talked.



But in a second thought again, the worst job on earth is defending a failure. Femi must really be frustrated now having to make up lies to defend his docile Paymaster. The best person for this job would have been FFK. Darn, that guy is good at defending anything.
Politics / Re: Femi Adesina Orders Popular Musician To Shut Up On Live Interview (video, pics) by GetUmad: 6:36am On Feb 01, 2017
That's just to show you how frustrated everybody is. Even Femi Adeshina is feeling it. He's a frustrated being.

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Celebrities / Re: Simi’s Reply To A Fan Who Asked How She’s Coping With Being Pregnant by GetUmad: 6:31am On Feb 01, 2017
Her response was pure SARCASM.

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