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Politics / Re: Nanyak Vongjen Lashat: APC Councillorship Candidate In Plateau State (Photo) by GetUmad: 5:27am On Oct 23, 2017
If he'd deliver. Why?



Is it not better to look like this and be loyal and USEFUL to his constituency, the electorate than look like Rochas and his cohorts and be loyal to a foreigner, useless to his people.

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Phones / Re: How Can I Make My Nigeria Phone Number Looks Like A USA? by GetUmad: 3:49am On Oct 10, 2017
"How Can I Make My Nigeria Phone Number Looks Like A USA? "
I found a solution for you. It works like magic.

1) Get a Nigerian sim card, register it and insert in your phone
2)Turn on your phone and allow it to fully boot
3) Go to contact and locate the additional menu (More options) in your contact
4) Go to Settings under your contact
5) click or tap or touch or finger the settings option and locate My Number
6)Go to the given or shown digits and tap or finger or click on it then delete the first 3 digit (prefix).
7) Replace with +1 and add any other digits you so desire but it's always advisable to use 914
8 ) ensure you use the 914 in reverse order (I. E written from the last to first digit to the first), with this it can automatically bypass the network framework and get routed as a terminating roaming call
9) save and dial any number to verify the result
10) Repeat process till you get result
11) You're welcome



Alternatively, you can paint your sim with red and blue with stars, lie on the bed and just imagine the result.


https//:www.yourmumuneverdo.org/how+to+be+a+mumu+in+5secs

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Celebrities / Re: Rafioso Blasts Timaya: "Eedris Abdulkareem Saved Your Life" - Timaya Replies by GetUmad: 2:25pm On Oct 07, 2017
If you're less than 20 years of age and you commented on this thread you should be flogged back to bed.

Most people commenting rubbish on this thread are kids.

If you asked the question who's Rafioso then obviously you're not mature enough to contribute to the topic

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Top 50 Highest Paying Companies In Nigeria That You Do Not Know by GetUmad: 6:22am On Oct 06, 2017
Yorubabhoy:


Big lie. stanbic for where. When you have access bank, diamond bank and Union bank
Exactly. STANBIC has got to be one of the poorest paying financial institutions in Nigeria. Some other banks' entry level salary is what their Banking officers earn.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Top 50 Highest Paying Companies In Nigeria That You Do Not Know by GetUmad: 6:19am On Oct 06, 2017
Even Stanbic on the list? This must be a joke.

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Politics / Re: Should SARS Be Scrapped? (pics) by GetUmad: 4:44am On Oct 06, 2017
SARS should not be scrapped in my opinion. They are actually nightmares to Armed Bandits and Robbers.

However, just like every other Nigerians, they tend to abuse and misuse their power and privileges. What I would suggest is re-orientation and new but more strict policies for rule of engagement which involves huge sanctions on any officers caught shooting an unharmed civilian. No one is guilty until proven so at the law court.

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Politics / Re: Should SARS Be Scrapped? (pics) by GetUmad: 4:40am On Oct 06, 2017
Teaser4:
I only know SARS on the beat, d dude geh mad jams.
The same thing with SARS on the gun.

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Family / Re: 10 Pre-Wedding Medical Tests You Should Go For Before Walking Down The Aisle by GetUmad: 10:06pm On Oct 05, 2017
tee83:


To prepared you for future.
You don't get the logic.
Not until you both are married before she becomes pregnant? Hence how do you carry out the test?
Family / Re: Man Takes Fight To Father’s Grave Over Sharing Of Properties by GetUmad: 5:52am On Oct 05, 2017
So poor. Wale Adenuga would have done better.

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Family / Re: 10 Pre-Wedding Medical Tests You Should Go For Before Walking Down The Aisle by GetUmad: 4:30am On Oct 05, 2017
tee83:
For most people, the joy of finding true love and deciding to go into matrimony with a spouse usually knows no bound. However, most people enter into this lifelong union without adequate knowledge of their partner’s health status and so become disappointed and frustrated with marriage because of medical conditions that could have been identified and tackled before this lifelong commitment.

The knowledge of your intending partner’s health status by no means implies that marriage is not possible but it gives you an avenue to make informed consent and it enables you and your spouse seek proper medical care early to prevent unnecessary stress and burden during marriage.

Below are pre-wedding medical tests you should do before you getting married.

1-Genotype test

2-Blood group test

3-HIV test

4-Hepatitis B and C

5-Sexually transmitted diseases

6-Fertility test(Sperm count & ovulation_pelvic floor check)

7-Possible chronic genetic disorder

8-Thalassemia test

9-Mental health assessment

10-Torches screen

Instead of pre-wedding pictures, please use the money for pre wedding medical assessments.

Genotype, Yes! Others necessary and important but you should note that one isn't a victim now doesn't mean one can't be later.

Some people are victims not as a result of their own carelessness, promiscuity or infidelity. I have met quite a number of absolutely decent ladies that were abused in their early age by People their parents trusted (Housemaids, Uncles etc) and they are victims of some of the aforementioned. Then according to your list they don't deserve a chance to be happy.

However, remember, some of the things listed might actually surface later in life even if it was never so initially.

Fertility? I laugh in swahili. So you never see where person dey fertile before marriage and after marriage the story change?




My humble submission;

Ask God for a partner that would bring blessings to your life (some partners would test negative to all these and would bring doom to your life by default, Yes, by default! Regrets, retrogression, trauma and even eventually turning you directly or indirectly to a victim of some of the things you listed), who would live with you for ever seeing your great Children bringing forth another great Children, leaving a fulfilled and healthy long life.

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Family / Re: 10 Pre-Wedding Medical Tests You Should Go For Before Walking Down The Aisle by GetUmad: 4:09am On Oct 05, 2017
So all these tests would make your marriage as long lasting as that of our parents?



If favorable now but the status changes later (several years into the marriage) due to one thing or the other, what would you do?
Politics / Re: FFk: Any Party That Doesn't Respect The Yoruba People Will lose the presidency by GetUmad: 7:18am On Sep 30, 2017
Penalty82:


FFK is only telling his party PDP to accept Fayose. Pls read with understanding.
Unfortunately, he just authenticated and sealed Fayose's irrelevance cum political doom. Fayose who would never have gone anywhere even before despite pretending to be sympathetic to the Easterner's cause just like FFK, now has his fate sealed with FFK supporting him. That's the end of his political relevance.

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Politics / Re: FFk: Any Party That Doesn't Respect The Yoruba People Will lose the presidency by GetUmad: 7:08am On Sep 30, 2017
BALLOSKI:
The lunatic is on the loose again.

I thought he'd say any party that does not worship kanu and iPod yoot will lose the election.


Gargantuan dotard!

He only said it as a way of winning supports. Don't forget Nnamdi Kanu is presently no where to be found and FFK must chop.

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Politics / Re: FFk: Any Party That Doesn't Respect The Yoruba People Will lose the presidency by GetUmad: 7:06am On Sep 30, 2017
Johnnyessence:
Chief Femi fani kayode speak the truth here.nice one from him.

Which truth? Because he mentioned Yoruba? That's funny.

Same FFK that'd make same statement next week but this time with Ibo in it. He's only saying this cos of IPOB instability.

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Phones / Re: Someone Should Come And Buy Me A New Phone.. by GetUmad: 7:02am On Sep 30, 2017
GetUmad:
Kindly write a STATEMENT OF PURPOSE justifying why you need the phone and how that will benefit others after getting it.


Do this OP and stand a chance of winning a "vintage" phone; Sagem My X5, Samsung R120 or a communicator.
Celebrities / Re: Viral Pictures Of Nigerians Having Owambe On An International Flight by GetUmad: 6:11am On Sep 30, 2017
Igbos:
grin my people my people

Oyibo dey carry nose go one side that ofen-manu Aroma no be here
Muzanga:
Got to be yoruba people. They loooooooove food.
Igbos:
grin my people my people

Oyibo dey carry nose go one side that ofen-manu Aroma no be here

make ona check the man picture well from "head to toe" before concluding.
It could have been anyone from anywhere in naija. Besides, that guy dressing wan look like my " hustling boiz from Alaba to China" and I don't wanna talk about the other obvious identity up. The husband might be a non-Yoruba while the wife a Yoruba.

Nonetheless, what I see is a happy family who wouldn't deny themselves a good life no matter where they are.

Celebrities / Re: Viral Pictures Of Nigerians Having Owambe On An International Flight by GetUmad: 5:57am On Sep 30, 2017
EbonyNaijaBlog:
Ahn ahn how did the pot of stew enter the plane lol i hail my country men oh lol


https//www.ebonynaija.com

LOL. Wonderful women and mothers. Reminded me of Adesua's mother in the movie The Wedding party who still prepared and kept separate her daughter's best local delicacy on her wedding day.

How many of you ladies out there can boldly say, yea I can do this? When all we have now is a set of "social media slay queens and Activists" who'd always go bragging on how they aren't cook and all that shiii...... See A WOMAN AND A MOTHER "blessing" her family with one of the things she knows best

Guess that's a designer stew. You can't have that on a long hour flight and regret it.


A good wife and mother knows the value of what goes into the stomach and how long it can go to brighten up the rest of the day........... Robert Mugabe 1989
Celebrities / Re: Viral Pictures Of Nigerians Having Owambe On An International Flight by GetUmad: 5:45am On Sep 30, 2017
EbonyNaijaBlog:
Ahn ahn how did the pot of stew enter the plane lol i hail my country men oh lol


https//www.ebonynaija.com

That up there is a woman that knows how to take care of her husband.


That, unfortunately, is the last generation of such

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Phones / Re: Someone Should Come And Buy Me A New Phone.. by GetUmad: 5:37am On Sep 30, 2017
Kindly write a STATEMENT OF PURPOSE justifying why you need the phone and how that will benefit others after getting it.
Politics / Re: Oyegun, Abdullahi Others Destroying APC Because Of Saraki – Sagay by GetUmad: 1:04am On Sep 27, 2017
Paperwhite:
So this illiterate loud-mouthed Sagay never knew the calibre of people his choose to yoke himself with?

We should be very careful the way we use some words.

My 120 naira.

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Politics / Re: Oyegun, Abdullahi Others Destroying APC Because Of Saraki – Sagay by GetUmad: 1:00am On Sep 27, 2017
Lombrozo:
Oyegun want to endorse Sarakil as president against Buhari come 2019
watch out!
Did you say endorse?
Please who is he again?
Religion / Re: Police Officers Storm "Noisy" Nigerian Church In Detroit USA, Dance With Members by GetUmad: 2:59am On Sep 26, 2017
bcbones:
I don't believe this story....the church is sound proof..there is another side to this story.....bloggers can lie sorry renovate the truth.
The thing tire me.
It amazed me you happen to be the only one who saw the fallacy in the whole story. Naijas are just way too gullible. It's only in naija you'd see someone who hasn't gone pass their major motor park writing a story about another region with many followers/believers to my admiration. Someone in Ogbomosho knows many things about Orlu and the inhabitants and vice versa.

How would one believe such a story when i guess part of the requisites for setting up a religious organization is a sound-proof building. The last time you'd ever hear a sound from either a mosque or a church is while you're still within the hall. Immediately you step out, no sound. The headline say Nigerian church, yet many people are too gullible to see pass the lie that it's a Ghanaian dominated church.

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Religion / Re: Police Officers Storm "Noisy" Nigerian Church In Detroit USA, Dance With Members by GetUmad: 2:24am On Sep 26, 2017
Nigerians can believe anything. All I see here is ignorance being displayed by many people.
The headline is sensational as expected. Here are some quick facts.

1) The church is not a Nigerian church as seen from the video
2) Most churches in the state are "sound-proof" . Unlike Nigerian church (guess the person that gave it that fallacious headline looked at it from his/her naija life/experience). You can hardly hear any sound meters away. Infact, most of the churches I've been to immediately you're out of the church you hear NOTHING.
3) Police do secure some churches and we've had a program in my church where they were invited and they had some numbers represented.

Police presence there could have been anything but to warn them on noise. US is not naija oo.



People should learn to analyze things before taking it hook line and sinker.
Celebrities / Re: See What Nigerians Are Currently Doing To DSTV On Twitter Because Of TSTV Here by GetUmad: 3:38am On Sep 22, 2017
guru03:
Please who are the owners of this TSTV

Nnamdi Kanu
Romance / Re: Slim Yoruba Man Lifts His Plus-Sized Edo Spouse In Pre-Wedding Photos by GetUmad: 3:27am On Sep 17, 2017
Effortlessly? Video of the whole process of carrying her to that captured stage or you're lying.

It's very simple. The lady would be made to jump at him ( lifting herself up towards him for easy lifting while clutching for support and stability ; not him carrying her as you suppose ) and hold tight to him for the few seconds of the photoshoot. How did I know this? From experience.

Notice the guy posture in the first pix. See the balance and stability level. That's not effortlessly (his breathe at that moment would curse you on hearing that word).

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To Nigerian Army & South-East Governors' Decision To Ban IPOB by GetUmad: 5:21am On Sep 16, 2017
sarrki:



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Could you help figure out which of the fingers is wet?

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Politics / Re: How APC And Arewa Youth Reacted To Proscription Of Boko Haram As Terrorist Group by GetUmad: 4:23am On Sep 16, 2017
g4everybody:


President buhari and APC are Hypocrite
When would you people stop trying hard to always justify evil. You invite evil, foment trouble, even brag on it. When it arrives, you start crying foul.

But it's during the tenure of SDP that boko Haram became decimated to some extent right?

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To Nigerian Army & South-East Governors' Decision To Ban IPOB by GetUmad: 4:07am On Sep 16, 2017
sarrki:
Omockery you won't be spared when you set your foot here

You are aiding and abetting a terrorist

You will be treated as one of them


Meanwhile, Fulani Herdsmen are security operatives or Anti-terror group.

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Politics / Re: South-East Governors Ban IPOB Activities (Photos) by GetUmad: 9:31pm On Sep 15, 2017
letusbepieces:
ASK URSELF, IF GEJ DID SOMETHING LIKE THIS IN THE NORTH, PEOPLE WOULD HAVE SAID GEJ WANTS TO CREATE TERRORIST.

TRUTH IS BUHARI HAVE CREATED MONSTERS AND HARDCORE BIAFRANS BY THIS SINGULAR ACT.

A HAUSAFULANI PRESIDENT SENDING HAUSAFULANI SOLDIERS TO KILL US IN OUR VILLAGES.

IS THIS NOT WAT NNAMDI KANU SAID HAUSAFULANI WOULD DO?

PEOPLE ARE CLEVER THAN THE POLITICAL CLASS REALISE.

DONT CALL DEM STUPID BECOS U WERE RIGGED INTO OFFICE.
Typing "upper case" does not make you sound more reasonable.

My 102 naira.

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Crime / Re: EFCC Replies A Nigerian On Twitter In Igbo Language by GetUmad: 11:26pm On Jun 25, 2017
I've got a question. Pls why did it think that language would have been Indonesian? And again
On such platform ?

Could it be what I'm thinking?
Don't get it twisted it's definitely not what you're thinking.

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