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Car Talk / Re: Pictures You Can Relate To When You Just Bought A New Car by GetUmad: 9:47pm On Apr 18, 2017
How that Police officer painstakingly check your car documents looking for one thing, just one thing to nail you with when they discover it's a new car, with long stretch of veins all around their head (Meanwhile when it comes to bursting crimes, they become so clueless)

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Car Talk / Re: Pictures You Can Relate To When You Just Bought A New Car by GetUmad: 9:14pm On Apr 18, 2017
Me when a friend showed up unannounced telling me we should go for one owambe
with the car




Me; Alaye, you wan run mad? Na you go buy me fuel, u wan make danfo scratch my car? You wan make my car wear and tear? Where you bin dey wen juice nor dey to mix my drinks?

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Car Talk / Re: Pictures You Can Relate To When You Just Bought A New Car by GetUmad: 9:10pm On Apr 18, 2017
How the babes even in the next street dial your number



Bro, whatz up nah? It's me your next street "neighbour" Chidera that tall, light-skinned babe, we attend same church, just wanted to know if it was you I saw today. Bro, Pls are you still working around that Alausa? Hmmmmm What's your weekend itenary like ? Dear, Can I.........

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Fashion / Re: The Contestants For Miss Nigeria USA 2017 Beauty Pageant (Photos) by GetUmad: 8:08pm On Apr 18, 2017
Pls how does that Miss Ondo fill her name in most forms?
Travel / Re: Beware Of This Deadly Blood Sucking Road Monsters - Dangote Trucks by GetUmad: 12:29pm On Apr 16, 2017
Almost rammed into one along Ilaro-papalanto Road. It was late in the night and this "monster" truck was with NO SINGLE REAR LIGHT nor any reflector. I repeat, nothing to alert you of a long slow moving vehicle. On a very narrow and dilapidated road. Meanwhile you'd see those FRSC and VIO disturbing other vehicles on the road while they neglect those trailers that kill and destroy colosally.

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Assassination: Photos Of His Security Car, Caravan, Wall Damages by GetUmad: 5:04am On Apr 16, 2017
Ogashub:
We brought you reports earlier about the Assassination attempt on Senator Dino Melaye’s Life after unknown gunmen stormed his Kogi residence today.

Here are photos of the security car, caravan and walls riddled with bullets after the gunmen opened fire into the building.

Here are photos of the security car, caravan, wall riddled with bullet.

The lawmaker has since accused chairman of the local government, Taofiq Isa, of masterminding the attack because of his criticism of the state government.

“I got a rousy welcome from Kabba to my home town yesterday (Friday) and I know it angered the power that be in the state which mobilised for this assassination attempt on my life.
“At about midnight we started hearing gunshot. They fired more than 200 rounds of bullet into the house. This attempt to kill me will not stop me from speaking the truth.
“If I speak the truth I will die, if I lie I will die. Me, I’ve decided to speak the truth and die. I’m not afraid of death. I only respect men I don’t fear them.
“This attempt is being championed by the chairman of my local government. He had said it many times that he will do everything to stop me from coming home. Beside, those assailants when leaving were chanting ‘We will know if it’s Taofiq that owns the land or you.
“I am championing an administrative course. I will continue to speak and be voice to the voiceless. I’m not deterred, I remain resolute to make Kogi better. Noting will stop me from coming home.”

See more graphic photos
http://ogashub.com.ng/dino-melaye-assassination-photos-of-his-security-car-caravan-wall-riddled-with-bullets/

That's what happen when the only TV station you watch is African Magic. So "Nollywoodic". Couldn't do a good job in staging his own assassination.
Car Talk / Re: What You Should Do If You Mistakenly Swallow Fuel by GetUmad: 11:29pm On Apr 15, 2017
Why shouldn't I swallow it, when just like cow dung e dey make me high

don't ask me how, try am yourself. Start with 1.5 ltrs first then daily increase it.

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Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Leaving Skye Bank (Photos) by GetUmad: 4:08pm On Apr 11, 2017
Keneking:
Seen

Waiting for the husband to appear before House of Reps ...Mr. & Mrs. Jonthan sef grin

To lecture them or deliver a paper on " governance devoid of rancour, Case study Jonathan-Sambo Presidency" ? Thought he's left academic line.

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Education / Re: Elizade University Unveils New Identity, Celebrates New Course Accreditation by GetUmad: 9:04pm On Apr 08, 2017
WaleOsu:

you dont seem to understand what you are saying
You must be a new Nairalander.

Ask Old Nairalanders of Emperor Musiwa of the satellite image fame. He's got to be the only one with "multplicate" monikers on nairaland with his signatory incoherence and imagery.
Education / Re: Elizade University Unveils New Identity, Celebrates New Course Accreditation by GetUmad: 9:00pm On Apr 08, 2017
jullty:
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interesting

ondo state is more populated than lagos state, when you add, the city of owo, ikare akoko, okitipupa, ore. you will fill out the space between the 2 cities. while there are other cities in ondo state.


Musiwa reincarnation?
Family / Re: Help!!! An 'ss' Nairalander Cries Out (disturbing Photos) by GetUmad: 3:29pm On Apr 07, 2017
EppPliss:


Amen, and God bless you.
Was the one that spoke with you few minutes ago... Pls you can send me a pm to confirm the stuff. I was actually thinking that number was that of Funjosh never knew it's yours.
Family / Re: Help!!! An 'ss' Nairalander Cries Out (disturbing Photos) by GetUmad: 6:18am On Apr 07, 2017
EppPliss:
Good morning evry1. Soon i will be opening another thread detailing the progress i am making in real time from how much i have been able to raise (with screen shot showing bank statement), my meeting with the Doctor that is linking me up with the Doctor that would carry out the graft on me in India, when I'm making my traveling arrangement, when i take-off from Nigeria, to the time of my admission in India and when the procedure has been carried out successfully till when i'm back in the country. Stay connected, it's gonna be a "reality thread" sort of, the type obtainable in reality shows and offcourse with pictures as backups trust me.

I want to say i'm grateful and will forever remain indebted to evry1 of u that have contributed so far financially, spiritually (by putting me in your prayers) and emotionally by your show of concern. May the good Lord reward you all abundantly and may all your effort never be in vain.

Thank you all!!!

God would see you through. Your sojourn shall be successful and you shall return with Testimonies.
I shall wire you something today by His Grace.
Car Talk / Re: Installing A Nissan Pathfinder Engine In 2007 Porsche Cayenne by GetUmad: 9:12pm On Apr 06, 2017
kingreign:


There's a 2006 Range Rover evoque HSE black sitting by a Kazeems place along Kubwa Expressway, guess what the fault was? And has been there for over a year.

Blown Air suspension.
Lexusgs430:


Rather than buy wetin dere pockets fit maintain. Then go wan pose. Forgetting that simply buying a car is not the end of the road. If they had to take vehicle for regular proper MOT test, insure vehicle adequately and pay appropriate road tax, they would all be driving a kia picanto.....
kingreign:


There's a 2006 Range Rover evoque HSE black sitting by a Kazeems place along Kubwa Expressway, guess what the fault was? And has been there for over a year.

Blown Air suspension.
Just imagine.


A friend of mine few years ago told me he got a good offer for an LR and he was going for it. It took me much energy to make him realize his earnings might not make him a responsible Owner of that vehicle. I don't know why people find it difficult to "live within their means" in all sense of that.

Another thing I have noticed is, some of the owners of these vehicles actually didn't buy it Tokunbo or brand new, some of them happen to stumble upon a Mechanic or "Panel beater" who gave them the common line of "the owner selling it cos he or she was traveling out hence the cheap offer" and they jump at it without due diligence on what it takes to own it. Meanwhile, the owner might actually have fallen in that category of "show off peeps" who bought it to "make a statement" but couldn't maintain it. It'd now unfortunately have another "unintended" owner who would only use it for the duration of its "manageability". Then the cycle goes on. Ever wondered how come you have a front page news of an Aston Martin found "dead" in an incinerator in Apete, Ibadan. There you have it.

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Car Talk / Re: Installing A Nissan Pathfinder Engine In 2007 Porsche Cayenne by GetUmad: 7:48pm On Apr 06, 2017
Lexusgs430:
Why buy and drive a Porsche Cayenne, if it cannot be maintained ? You can tell from the colour of poor leather seat and look of the interior, that this vehicle lacked basic maintenance culture.....



Exactly!

It's very obvious from the interior of that machine that the owner wasn't a capable one. It's one of those Naijas with the mentality of buying cars for "show". I used to see many of these cars in my mechanic workshop with those ones battling with the repair doing "trial and errors" and couldn't help but wonder how someone would purchase what they can't maintain. Do you know how many Hummers and Ranges that are being used as toolbox and dressing room at many Kazeem's out there?

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Car Talk / Re: Installing A Nissan Pathfinder Engine In 2007 Porsche Cayenne by GetUmad: 7:41pm On Apr 06, 2017
nurey:
Let me start from the steering that shit is fugly, who still steers that in 2017 grin

The minister for information and technology Elder wetinconsinme yahbiz has reiterated the need for Nissan and Porsche to continue their union until thy Kingdom come.

He also talked about technology sharing/transfer and local technology integration, speaking at the ceremony was Dr kazeem bajebaje ESQ who holds a doctorate degree in jomojomo from the University of quackamoly on his achievement in the manufacture of Nissan porschefinder.

Dr kazeem bajebaje talked about his achievement from the equation of parallel force using the theorem of emptiness -V8-456 = V6 + 168 which will give us a regression answer on the hp equalization.

Elder wetinconsinme yahbiz has assured Dr kazeem bajebaje of constant backing with funds in order for the dream "Nissan porschefinder" to remain on the road

I am nurey, reporting for contraption news grin


Breaking News!!!

Sequel to our earlier report on attempted suicide of an expatriate, Prof. Porsche Cayenne , Sahara reporter has exclusively obtained documents linking the heinous act to one of the cabals of overzealous Mechanical Engineers popularly called the Kazeems. Our source told us the culprit, by name Engr. Baseje Apa pulled the trigger using a V6 1997 model of pathfinder. After further investigations, it was discovered that the suspect was in a habit of ingeniously corrupting and murdering High end automobiles especially expatriates. When the police stormed his office, they found cache of weapons criminally employed to assassinate the treasurables. Among which was a Mercedes S500 which was having a 1990 Peugeot 504 engine sandwiched.
We promise to bring you more details as they unfold.

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Family / Re: Help!!! An 'ss' Nairalander Cries Out (disturbing Photos) by GetUmad: 5:56am On Apr 06, 2017
Let's help this guy already. Every seconds count. I'd say well done to those who have gone the extra mile to verify the veracity of this. However, I believe since it's been established that it's genuine, we should do something and not put this guy through some additional trauma more than he's managing already.

Pls someone should mention me when his account details or whatever means to help has been released.

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Politics / Re: I Didn’t Say God Is Punishing Nigerians With Meningitis – Yari by GetUmad: 5:35am On Apr 06, 2017
Nigerian Journalists, just like their overzealous bloggers counterpart can easily quote out of context. That was how they said I had 15 million dollars in my account when in actual fact I only said I might have had 15 million dollars or thereabout in my account.

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Crime / Re: Boyfriend Turn Ritualist(graphic) by GetUmad: 5:19am On Apr 06, 2017
thinkmoney:
Wonders shall never end. The lady in the pics below was a lover to the suspect in handcuff. She was found after 8 good months inside a tank where her boyfriend kept her for money ritual.

She was being fed only 2ice a week. Our miraculous God is so merciful, kept her alive till her rescuer came through.

The man's house maid, noticed that her boss always looked inside one particular tank in his house and out of curiosity she (house maid) decided to check the tank after 8 months and behold found this dehydrated lady inside the tank and alerted the police who came for her rescue while the idiot was arrested.

This happen around Surulere in Lagos, NIGERIA .
May God help our sisters and loved ones, never to fall into this kind of devilish situation.

However we pray that God should help ladies to stop being deceived into situations that may lead to their death because of hunger for money.

Please warn Your Children, Wards, Female Friends, and Spiritual Daughters in the Lord, very well.

Be Always Contented with whatsoever you have. Always ask God for the Spirit of Discernment to know between the Right and the Wrong spirits .


Nor be only person wey kill another person be candidate of hell fire. All of ona bloggers wey sabi lie too are not different from murderers

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Politics / Re: Suicide Watch: Rear Admiral Commits Suicide by GetUmad: 5:03am On Apr 06, 2017
RIP to him.



It could have been an assassination as some people rightly said. But in this case, a self-inflicted assassination (more like one-man assassination) . We should not forget we're in a country where we are capable of using "advanced technology"(spiritual drone) to control others. Perhaps a hi-tech spiritual drone was deployed to the man ordering (convincing) him to put a gun to his head.
Education / Re: FUTO VC Gave A Student A Funny Reply On Twitter (Photo) by GetUmad: 8:22pm On Apr 01, 2017
nnamdiokere45:
yes oooo...ur dad was my course rep den

Your own response, more epic than that of the VC.
Don't blame him. Some people still think All Universities have just four-year prog. To them any course that starts with 5 must be a spill-over (ridiculous right?).
Education / Re: FUTO VC Gave A Student A Funny Reply On Twitter (Photo) by GetUmad: 3:45pm On Apr 01, 2017
Who knows, he might help him check his results if he sends him the matric number.



I like people with that kind of charisma. Someone like that makes a good Lecturer.

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Celebrities / Re: Five Most Overrated Nigerian Artistes by GetUmad: 11:14pm On Mar 31, 2017
Adiwana:

The last time I checked I didn't criticise any artist so I don't fit into the definition of hypocrisy that's if you know what hypocrisy is all about.And pls don't give me the crap of 'listening by accident' cos honestly anybody can form anything online.2pac is considered one of the most influential musicians to ever perfect the art of music.Did he have wack lyrics?Certainly. was his lyrics lewd?100% all the time.But his music went beyond that. That's the same scenario today.Do tekno&Mr eazi have lewd lyrics?yes.Does their music go beyond lyrics?Yes. PAC promoted guns&violence,tekno promotes immorality.People listen to pac&feel inspired,people listen to tekno,they forget their problems&they are happy.The two are the same,just that one promotes this,the other that.One calls women bitches,the other calls his Penis Cassava.Celebrating one and Castigating one is now what I call hypocrisy


You must be way outta your godamn mind.
I should not even dignify you with my response cos you're too emotional to understand the bone of contention here and I should not really be doing this.

Tupac lewd right? agreed. Tecno, lewd right? Agreed. Pls why on earth should you be using Tupac's lewd lyrics to juxtapose that of Tecno. Oh My God. Should I even take you serious at all. We are talking about making meaning and not mumbling meaningless words together in the name of forming rhymes. Pls get this and stop arguing if you don't want to understand.

See for yourself below.

Tupac Unconditional love


lyrics
Album: Greatest Hits
(What y'all want?)
Unconditional Love (no doubt)
Talking bout the stuff that don't wear off
It don't fade
It'll last for all these crazy days
These crazy nights
Whether you wrong or you right
I'm a still love you
Still feel you
Still there for you
No matter what (hehe)
You will always be in my heart
With unconditional love

[Verse One:]

Come listen to my truest thoughts, my truest feelings
All my peers doing years beyond drug dealing
How many caskets can we witness
Before we see it's hard to live
This life without God, so we must ask forgiveness
Ask mama I got this urge to die
Witness the tears falling free from my eyes

Verse Two:]

Just got the message you've been calling all week
Been out here hustling on these streets, ain't had a chance to speak
But you know, with you and me it's on G
We could never be enemies, cause you been such a good friend to me
Where would I be without my dogs
No wonder why when times get hard
Cause it ain't easy being who we are
Driven by my ambitions, desire higher positions
So I proceed to make Gs, eternally in my mission
Is to be more than just a rap musician
The elevation of today's generation
If could make 'em listen
Prison ain't what we need, no longer stuck in greed
Time to play and strategize, my family's gotta eat
When we make somethin out of nothing
No pleasure in the suffering,


TEKNO LYRICS
Play the Tekno Quiz
"Diana"

Brrrr-ben-ben-beh
We dey jam thing
Te-ki-no (bahd guy)
Wha-wha, eh-eh
Wha-wha, eh-eh eh, eh-eh

"Wha-wha, eh"

What I feel in my heart is true
What you see in my eyes bu ezeokwu
Jejeli, baby, I have fallen for you
In the head, to my heart and body... heart and body

Baby girl, I wanna dance for you, eeh
(I wanna dance for you, baby)
And I know you're gonna dance for me, eeeh
(Oya, dance for me, baby)
See, your love is very strong ooo, yeh (is very strong oo)
Me and you, we are very strong ooo-oo (we are very strong oo)

"Yeeh-yeh, yeeh-yeh"

Diana ooo, Diana ooo, I wanna take you away
Diana ooo, my baby ooo, na me and you get forever
Diana ooo, my love ooo, Dia oo... I wanna take you away
Diana ooo, Diana oo, eeh-eh... Dia-, eeh-eh

"Baby"

Baby girl, your body bounce "yeh"
Whenever you come around o
From my heart, you win the crown "yeh"
Me go never let you down "eh"
Make them fire catapult o
Makey dem takey me court o
Baby don't care, baby girl, I'm ready oo, eeh
Baby girl, I'm ready oo
I say, I must to run your race oo, eh
Dance to your drum and bass oo, eh
My love is up-to-date oo, eeeh, eeh-eeh-eeeh


Which one of these two would you gladly copy words for words, unedited to woo a lady? Which one comes in very resourceful? I mean just merge 4 lines together of each artist here and tell me which one sounds like someone is loosing his mind and going insane already. wink
Celebrities / Re: Five Most Overrated Nigerian Artistes by GetUmad: 9:18pm On Mar 31, 2017
Simitrendy:


Does criticism go in hand with hatred

Seriously you need to wise up

He wrote how he feels about this musicians and Nigeria music have a long way to go, forget commercial singers. Skin Tight was given an award with one of the best organising annual music award, take a glance at the lyrics and compare to Chance the Rapper songs and Adele songs given award by American Grammy Awards.

No offence Tho, cause I too do listen to Eazi Songs, I've his Accra to Lagos Mixtape Album on my playlist so no hate grin


That's the point! You listen to it, we all do, though not deliberately . Whether you like it or not it's all over our face. You hear it everywhere and by chance, it might have even unfortunately become one's anthem. Does it change the fact that they're wack? That's the point most people are missing.
Celebrities / Re: Five Most Overrated Nigerian Artistes by GetUmad: 9:14pm On Mar 31, 2017
Adiwana:

Don't quote me if you cannot say anything sensible.What is your own definition of hypocrisy cos mine is you cannot say artists sing Rubbish songs or lyrics that do not make any sense but goes offline to play the same song and know the lyrics off hand.Cause nobody Checks the lyrics of any song without liking and playing the song.
And For your claims that Chris brown makes sensible songs? Stop being ridiculous

Stop being ridiculous! I googled and pasted Eazi and Tecno's Lyrics here not cos I jam them and know them but because I have accidentally had opportunities (sometimes, helplessly) of listening to different songs they offered without being able to align with just a particular one with meaningful lyrics. Same thing with the people that pasted Chris brown's or whoever. It doesn't mean we all listen or admire them.
What the guy up there is saying is factual only if you could reason with him. No one is hating anyone, that someone do drugs, get rich and empower his immediate community doesn't change the fact that he's into drugs. No matter those people's achievements through their acts, it's still doesn't change the fact that they are wack. Lil' Wayne is one of the richest US hip hop artist. Does it change the fact that his lyrics are lewd? Who's now hypocrite?
Celebrities / Re: Five Most Overrated Nigerian Artistes by GetUmad: 9:04pm On Mar 31, 2017
neoOduduwa:
No vex say I quote the whole thing. grin You nailed it. I was expecting to see Yemi Alade's Tumbum Tumbum nonsense, but e no spoil sha.

PS: "My number one tuntun" means "My new number one". But it still doesn't change the fact that our artistes' lyrics are outright argots.
Bro I won't even waste my time searching for that lady's lyrics. Wish she and D' Prince could have something going. They've got many things in common.

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Celebrities / Re: Five Most Overrated Nigerian Artistes by GetUmad: 9:02pm On Mar 31, 2017
Simitrendy:




Seriously bruh, I love your comment bout Naija pop, I don't really like em, but sometimes just to like chill or hear stuffs to make me alright I listen to them, seriously exclusion of no artist in Naija all their lyrics is wack, I've not seen anyone even the so called superstar Wizkid, but because them be our people we go hear them, and marketing stuffs. you dig?

The US rappers too have wack lyrics, seriously except the likes of Jay Z, Chance the Rapper, Kanye, Nas, Maybe Drake sha grin and Eminem, Kendrick Lamar . All this other rappers too been wack, I listen to trap music and I know how wack Young Thug, Travis Scoot and Lil Uzi Vert lyrics are. to the extent that I read a write up that Bill Gates wants to offer Young Thug $9.5Million or something like that to stop music. Why because lyrics are wack is all about weed and puss.y and illegal money. His voice sounds pale and sick and that's his selling point. grin


You happen to be part of the very few people that got my drift. But I'm not surprised. It's still boils down to our level of reasoning.
Celebrities / Re: Five Most Overrated Nigerian Artistes by GetUmad: 8:01pm On Mar 31, 2017
Basic123:
I have my own personal reservations for American music.I onserved that american music is going the way of nigerian music too.
I also do. Especially with the latest crop of American rappers. All those junkies shunning out junks in the name of rap. I still laugh whenever I hear panda. To think many people Even Nigerian Artists did cover of that is sickening.

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Celebrities / Re: Five Most Overrated Nigerian Artistes by GetUmad: 7:54pm On Mar 31, 2017
Day2logic:


For a minute I thought that was tecno's lyrics grin

LOL.... It's dope right? Yea, ME and Tecno take inspiration from same source.
Celebrities / Re: Five Most Overrated Nigerian Artistes by GetUmad: 7:51pm On Mar 31, 2017
Joavid:


You're so right.
for instance, the first time I heard pana, I hated it and I still think it's a terrible senseless song but then everywhere I go, it's been played, I did not know when I started to move to the beats and mime the lyrics.

but I would never have it in my playlist.

I have less than 15 Naija songs on my playlist. Brymo being the dominant artist.


You correct my guy. Majority of these songs most people that are now advocating for it would never have fallen in love with it for the very first time. But got fond of it as a result of serious jamming everywhere you go. Especially if you go clubbing or hang out you can't help but know all these songs. That you know the song or you jam it doesn't change their lyrics from being either creative or otherwise. It's still whatever it is.
Celebrities / Re: Five Most Overrated Nigerian Artistes by GetUmad: 7:38pm On Mar 31, 2017
NeeKlaus:
GetUMad, with the way you showcase your abhorrence for Nigerian artistes, I want to assume you are a fan of their foreign counterparts.

You don't like Olamide. He has meaningless lyrics. If you can analyse the wordings of 2 songs by Lil' Wayne and Tyga, then I will rest my case.

If you can't come up with even one, then you are just another hypocrite. No offense intended.

Bro, I never in my whole statements said at any point that their foreign counterpart is better. When one criticises our indigenous mediocres doesn't mean one is placing preference over the international ones. That's the mistake whole lot of you are making. Let's call a spade what it is. I don't give a hoot whoever the artist is, Nigerian or foreign. I'm allergic to senseless songs. However, my point still remains if you give me 5 songs with a relatable lyrics then decide to shun out 3 below par, I would easily excuse you. No one is perfect. But how do you want to rate an artist as Eazi and Tecno that if we are to copy all their songs lyrics here, without any form of sentiments, one would agree, though they may have danceable vibes, nonetheless they're wack. You get? And back to your issue of Lil Wayne or whatever you call it, let me disappoint you, I am not a fan. As a matter of fact I don't listen to him with any admiration. Not only him, many of them out there, so so many of those new international lil-Wayne wanna-bes. What is Panda panda panda? Isn't it popular worldwide? Does it make it any less senseless? I only chose to reply you cos I found your response matured compared to others. Someone was even asking me if I ever bought any Nigerian CD in my life? Just imagine that kind of question. I have Adekunle Gold, Phyno's Album in my car. Also got all classic collections of Asa, Tu face, Style-plus and many other talented Artists
.

For those of you who still wish to quote me. I repeat, if you can't have at least 40% meaningful or averagely sensible songs in your entire production, danceable beats or not, YOU'RE A MEDIOCRE. Is it all 2 faces songs that are sensible? What is " enter the place" compared to ifune ibaga? But of course we can easily excuse those ones. For every rubbish songs Tu face, Phyno, Olamide, Asa, Timi Dakolo, Praiz, Bez, Brymo, Wande Coal and host of others might sing, one would still be able to bring out few other ones that are sensible in their name.

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Celebrities / Re: Five Most Overrated Nigerian Artistes by GetUmad: 5:03pm On Mar 31, 2017
freaklesschild:
same as wizkid , he should also be in the same league , post wizkid's Good lyrics , i want see hw he take better dis one
Pls don't quote me next time if you don't have your fact or I Get you mad. Where did you read in my post claiming wiz kid to be better? Even if I were to tow that lane I would still place even the rubbish Daddy Yo lyrics as less incongruous than those rubbish ones up there. If you don't understand my point there's no need engaging you in any intellectual discourse. By the way, quit your conspiracy theorems. That someone created a thread to air his opinion about talentless Artists and people decided to contribute doesn't mean the thread is all about Wizkid. I was embarrassed when I saw your post claiming the thread was anti-Davido by pro-Wizkid fans. I was more embarrassed seeing you quoting me. Why should you have to attach an unintended conspiracy to such a nice thread as this.


OK, have it below. But I won't help you if you can't seem to understand that if you read at least 5 lines in the lyrics below, you could make a sentence with little or no irrelevant words in between. And by the way, it's a dance hall, hence the lyrics format.


I got a lotta song, she sing so
I make her meter blow uh-ooh-oh
Na my song she dey sing so
She never ever dull uh-ooh-oh
When we dey, nobody dey
She dey like to wan dress, you know
She dey do the durty dance, you know
Valentino she dey wear, you know
She call me Funkmaster Flex, you know
Everything I want, she gimme
She tell me everyday she wanna see me, ooh-yeah
Bad-boy Wizzy, StarBoy Wizzy-boy
I make her dance, I give her mwaan
And make you know my girl nice
And I swear, she dey dress, you know
Valentino she dey wear, you know
Gucci be the dress, you know
I no dey let her stress, you know
[Efya:]
Wizzy boy, make me dance
Daddy Yo, make me dance
StarBoy, make me dance
Daddy Yo, make me dance
Wizzy boy, make me dance
Daddy Yo, make me dance
StarBoy, make me dance
Daddy Yo, make me dance
[WizKid:]
1-2. I like the way you dance
I love your kitty-dance, I love the way you dance am
3-4, knocking on the door


FYI:
I am not a fan of Wizkid. I don't dig him. The guy is blessed and doing well in his chosen profession just like others I was referring to, no doubt. The fact remains majority of them can't sing a song with meaningful lyrics. It's excusable to me, if you flop in 3 or 4 out of 10 songs but not ALL.

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Celebrities / Re: Five Most Overrated Nigerian Artistes by GetUmad: 2:32pm On Mar 31, 2017
People can you imagine the lyrics of a song?


ekno – Yawa Lyrics
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[Verse 1]
Monica no be today
Me and you don dey fight e don tey
I no go pursue woman I go change my ways
I go reduce the panana
I no go do it again oh
[Chorus]
If you leave me yawa go dey (See gobe)
Baby Yawa go dey
My Baby if you leave me yawa go dey (see gobe)
Baby yawa go dey oh
Only you go chop belle full
I no go play you for A fool
No be April fool
This is how i used to do
Only you go chop belle full
No be April fool
Cassava for two
Baby all for you…
[Hook]
Oh my baby forgive oh
I no go do it again
Oh my baby forgive oh
I no go do it again oh
[Verse 2]
Baby i no get excuse
Her body do kunfu
You say pilo no be fine
She do me one by two eh
Oyemu aki alcohol
Na hin i shack shaki all
My eye come dey turn I come dey fall oh
Na hin she catch me
[Chorus]
If you leave me yawa go dey (See gobe)
Baby Yawa go dey
My Baby if you leave me yawa go dey (see gobe)
Baby yawa go dey oh
Only you go chop belle full
I no go play you for A fool
No be April fool
This is how i used to do
Only you go chop belle full
No be April fool
Cassava for two
Baby all for you…
[Bridge]
I’ll stay away from these girls, all of me for you
I’ll go blind on sisters, gat my eyes on you
Anything you want make me do, i do
Baby i cross my heart for you
And i’ll go gaga for you
Forget Diana for you
Anything you want make me do, i do yeah
I’ll show my love for you, yea
My baby boo.. and you should know oh
[Chorus]
Baby If you leave me yawa go dey (See gobe)
Baby Yawa go dey
My Baby if you leave me yawa go dey (see gobe)
Baby yawa go dey oh
Only you go chop belle full {wetin she dey chop? The yawa or what cos I can't remember where this all started from}
I no go play you for A fool
No be April fool
This is how i used to do
Only you go chop belle full
No be April fool
Cassava for two ~~ and what's the correlation btw the cassava, the two and other lines of the song ~~
Baby all for you…
[Outro]
Monica eh, oh my baby forgive oh
I no go do it again, I no go do it again oh
oh my baby forgive oh
I no go do it again, I no go do it again oh

If you get all Tecno lyrics one could hardly place finger on any with a meaningful sentence. Yes I know many would lash at me that regardless he's made it. Yea, he has, and I'm not hating. But that doesn't change the fact that he's highly overrated. He should be in the league of D Prince.

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