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Fashion › Re: Miss Tourism Nigeria 2018 Contestants (Photos) by GetUmad: 1:48am On May 02, 2018

Kelechidmani:
Why are Nigerians so bitter though, look at the comment section, sad indeed.
Anyways it’s Miss delta all the way, we have your back girl always

They aren't bitter. They are been truthful. You don't have to always be bias all in a bid to support your own.
Majority of them are at most, average or even below. The Delta you made mention is one of the terrible looking among the contestants.

The ones I consider to be naturally pretty among them all are;

In no particular preferential order;-

Kaduna,
Lagos
Bayelsa
~~Akwa Ibom, Abia~~ , The Abia, but for the gaffe in her hairline (the forehead spoil show for her, dem nor package that wig abi na wetin? well for her head) nonetheless, better than some. then maybe Ondo

Even the states I represent nor follow join. We should shun this "Na our person" mentality.

Celebrities › Re: Olamide Pays Tribute To Dagrin Ahead Of His 8th Years Remembrance Tomorrow. by GetUmad: 11:07am On Apr 26, 2018

Africaman:
Here they are:

1) AY - Hard To Survive / Eko Si London https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsIH9CrrE2Q

2) AY Gonna make it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xatee53zW7Q

Enjoy

God bless you real good Bro. I've searched for this in ages. I'm happy someone came to the rescue.

There you have it, post-2000 kids. One of the MCs (if not the very first) that pioneered Indigenous rap (yoruba) way before Dagrin. Oya say thank you to Big Daddy that gave us the link.

ciao

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Celebrities › Re: Olamide Pays Tribute To Dagrin Ahead Of His 8th Years Remembrance Tomorrow. by GetUmad: 11:02am On Apr 26, 2018

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Travel › Re: Man Rides Bicycle Taller Than A Bus On Lagos Road (pics) by GetUmad: 5:23am On Apr 23, 2018*

What kind of fuc.kery is this?

Naija sha. Safety, zero.

See him riding an "enhanced" bicycle with a flip flop and what's the need for raising it in first instance? Is that supposed to be an innovation? Someone should send this to Buhari that Nigerian Youths aren't lazy after all.

He's definitely on some combo of Trams and kwale green herbs. Wanting to feel "on top of the WORLD" on an elevated bicycle with no support when it's stationery.

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Travel › Re: Man Rides Bicycle Taller Than A Bus On Lagos Road (pics) by GetUmad: 5:14am On Apr 23, 2018

Ok. Nice camera. We don see you. We know say the Tecno picture clear.
Next

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Phones › Re: Where Samsung S9+ Beats Iphone X by GetUmad: 5:02am On Apr 23, 2018

Lol..

You nor do well at all. Your basis of comparison is poor. Both phones are on two different platforms. You can't compare performance of phones with two different OS with reference to their RAM and battery capacity. One might have a very low RAM and battery but highly optimized for great PERFORMANCE, delivery and backup without lagging behind the other as a result of its custom OS.

Be realistic with yourself, how many people have been able to buy ~~afford~~ just 128 gigabytes of Memory for their phones and had it completely exhausted, talk more of criticising a phone with a quarter terabytes as internal memory. A phone isn't a laptop. Lapy still has its own purpose and you can store all those lifetime pictures and movies on it if that's why you need an "infinite" space on phone.

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Politics › Re: Funny Headlines And Pictures From A Biafran News Paper by GetUmad: 4:55am On Apr 23, 2018

What caught my attention more was a quotation from FFK in one of those publications. So FFK now has a voice to the extent they could use him as a reference. Who would have thought he'd later become this relevant after their anger, vows and all during that his " I FFKed" Bianca saga.

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Celebrities › Re: Olamide Pays Tribute To Dagrin Ahead Of His 8th Years Remembrance Tomorrow. by GetUmad: 2:58am On Apr 23, 2018

phemmyfour:
Wrong. We had Ay and Ajasa before him

Chop knuckle.
If you were conversant with Ay' rap back then, then you're older than Yusuf, the Lazy and UNEDUCATED Buhari.

I doubt if this indomie generation ever knew AY. He literally pioneered the code switching thing with hard-core, hard-knock life lyrics. A very brief stint when rap was so foreign and alien to us here.
I've been looking for any of his rap online. No single clue. You got any link pls?

Abeg anyone that has a link to Ay's track should drop it. Been searching for years.

Romance › Re: Why I Will Never Insult Anyone In This Forum Again After Today's Encounter. by GetUmad: 9:14am On Apr 21, 2018

Funny. I was wondering why you were staring at my phone for long while you slowly served me. Never knew you were actually peeping to see my moniker on this forum (never even really crossed my mind you could be a member of this forum). You're so disrespectful and unprofessional. I would have you reported to your manager today, showing him this thread.

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Celebrities › Re: Which Of These Nigerian Musician's Lie Was Epic? - See Picture by GetUmad: 9:04am On Apr 21, 2018

Timaya and Davido didn't really lie. How much is airline ticket to US? Timaya could afford to do as he said if he wanted to show OFF like those fraudsters who always claim they traveled to Dubai just to go buy Gucci.

With the way OBO is working hard and touring, it's a matter of time (provided he's not blowing his money on ostentatious lifestyle but investing)for him to have 30 billion in his account. Remember, he did not specify the currency, so I assume he could come up like Lai Mohammed tomorrow to boldly justify his statement with Ghana Cedis. 30 billion is 30 billion. QED

However, the other man there I am still trying to see if Grammy is the name of a lady from Ibadan he's bringing home (since he has said he'd like to marry many women) cos if it's the same Grammy award we all know, then I await what he wants to do to bring it home .

But wait o, wetin sabi sef

Romance › Re: See The Food A Nigerian Lady Prepared And Stored All For Her Man (photos) by GetUmad: 4:25am On Apr 21, 2018*

Anything with pictures these days can be shared with any fable. Anything to trend.

So A lady prepared SAME meal for her man to eat EVERYDAY? Same meal oo! When nor be dem gods wey wan chop am. The deity wey dey behind my house sef go strike you with epilepsy and dysentery if you dare give am same type of meal consecutively, talk more of person wey get digestive system.

And many would believe this.
Ok nah.

Wetin i sabi sef

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Crime › Re: Sarco: The 'Suicide Machine' Invented By Philip Nitschke "Dr Death" by GetUmad: 8:24am On Apr 18, 2018

Another thing to replace sex dolls.

Some pedophile and sex addicts deserve this than the intimacy gadgets.

Quote me and get one as a gift.

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Car Talk › Re: 7 Driving Position Mistakes Car Drivers Make by GetUmad: 8:06am On Apr 17, 2018*

]Leave thrash for LAWMA not Vision-Escapee bro

Leave those rules for the Ajebos in Yankee

How many times you don hear say airbag deploy for naija. When Guymen dem go even dodge the airbag jump commot for motor take selfie with caption, "accident thing" after. Naija nor dey die Bro, we dey migrate.

Na the kind of music you dey blast go determine the position of your steering. Ask my Gee make dem yan you.

Example ;

You Listen to the likes of Timi, Cobhams, Johnny Drille you gat to push your steering up (Northward) towards the windshield while grabbing it with your two hands firmly.

When you're jamming the likes of Burna boy, Timaya you push it downward while using just one hand (any comfortable one) to steer

When you jam the likes of Wizkid, you pull out the steering completely

Also, Na the kind of chikala wey sitdon beside you go determine how close or how far your seat go dey to steering.
Go figure!

Take this from AAA certified professional driver with 7-star ratings.

Airbag Kwa! Who tell you say airbag nor dey look face. Em wan burst for whose face?

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Car Talk › Re: 7 Driving Position Mistakes Car Drivers Make by GetUmad: 7:50am On Apr 17, 2018*

In summary ;

Do not drive a vehicle.

That sure would be better.

Wetin i know?

Listening to Fat Joe remix
my backrest "I'm always back"

Phones › Re: Tecno Upcoming Camon X Takes Better Selfie Than Iphone X Camera [ Photos ] by GetUmad: 3:26am On Apr 08, 2018

Lol
Tecno fanboys have many similarities with Buhari Supporters (little wonder many BMC agents actually use Tecno to post on nairaland).

The most prominent of these similarities would be ; FALSE HOPE for self satisfaction.

I gave up long ago when all they did was always comparing Tecno with Samsung. It was only a matter of time to raise shoulders with IPhones.

Meanwhile I'd recommend below protective device for y'all Tecno fanboys.

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Sports › Re: Kanu Nwankwo: I'm Not Interested In Politics by GetUmad: 9:08am On Apr 06, 2018*

That previous article really showed how gullible and highly not-so-intelligent many Nigerian Youths are. It goes without saying that if these are the leaders of tomorrow, then no hope for Nigeria.

After it was clearly written that happy April 1st day, many people's keyboard were faster than their brain.

Sports › Re: Nwankwo Kanu To Run For President Of Nigeria by GetUmad: 6:23pm On Apr 02, 2018

Even after they wrote "happy April first". Do people even read at all again in Nigeria?

Music/Radio › Re: Chidinma – "Love Me" (Video) by GetUmad: 3:28am On Mar 08, 2018

Why is this lady still forcing herself �? Is she related to D'banj. If yes, she should emulate only the business aspect of him abeg.

Car Talk › Re: Why Do Some People Adorn Their Dashboards With Horse Whips? by GetUmad: 1:17pm On Mar 07, 2018

As expected. Hypocrites commenting everywhere.
If you don't understand the essence or importance of something then you shut that hell up, no matter how crude it might seem to you.

Many people saying rubbish here would still be the one to land a hot slap on another driver that dare scratch their vehicle without remorse.

If you condemn it then it's obvious you don't drive in places like Lagos where one idiot Danfo driver would harass you out of your lane on traffic gridlock, in the process break your side mirror and remove your fender while even threatening to beat you up.

I have always used this in ALL of my vehicles. Once you dare bring your "nose" towards me to push me off my lane in a traffic gridlock (at least without any excuse/permission ) , I roll down my glass, reach for the horse whip and ask you if you already bade your mother farewell before leaving home this morning. The more you drive close the more I close up and I just shake my head while smiling. Believe me, the next thing you'd hear is the bus conductor shouting on the driver to use em head cos em nor follow for that Kain level. It works well. I've had terrible experiences with the commercial bus drivers in Lagos till I started "adorning" my dashboard with "whatever". So you had better say what you know

Car Talk › Re: You Should Never Remove Your Car Thermostat To Avoid Overheating. by GetUmad: 3:38am On Feb 26, 2018

Arizona1:
OK, e be like na electric cars you dey deal on

for him to have used the word "emit" in the same sentence with a thermostat, he's not qualified to sell an ordinary side mirror.

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Car Talk › Re: You Should Never Remove Your Car Thermostat To Avoid Overheating. by GetUmad: 3:36am On Feb 26, 2018

Opoki:
LR no get blood. For yoir info, I'm a professional Car dismantler

Lol. Person dey sell casket nor mean say em be guru for death ☠ and death matters.

Business › Re: Alakija Dragged On Twitter After Saying She Accepted Her oil well by "Faith" by GetUmad: 1:02pm On Feb 25, 2018

Icon4s:
I am glad you have an idea of where I am coming from.

But let me clear this, no government gave anybody any Oil Block as a gift!

Do you know why they are regarded as a gift? Because of the cost of acquiring those blocks as compared to the huge revenues later recovered from them. This thing you guy think are gifts were worth hundreds of millions in Dollars.

Prio to the discovery of huge fields like Agbami, Bonga and Erha, the deep offshore were no go areas. No business man would want to invest his money where they knew there were several limitations ranging from lack of available detailed Geological data to Lack of technical expertise and experience among others.

The government had to give out those offshore blocks to potential investors at a cheaper price compared to those onshore as an incentive to attract them towards it and then which in turn will boost our Oil reserves. Which is a win-win scenario.

Let's even say (as you guys think) she was given the block for free. Do you know the amount of Capital investment (CAPEX) that will go into such a block before you will get to the stage of Drilling the first well? What if after spending so much and then drill wells and the wells are dry? And you say she has nothing to lose? Do you know how much it costs to even drill wells offshore?

Please if we don't know about certain issues let's ask questions before making comments

Folorunsho Alakija's story cannot be beneficial to every entrepreneur. It is for only those that understand the nitty gritty of the Oil business.

I would like to sit with her and share from her success story on that Oil Block.

Nigerians are NATURALLY full of hate. Don't mind those people who'd never have good things to say about you so far they don't have any ties with you. That's what Nigerians have turned into.

You should ask them if she's the only with "gifted oil blocks" (according to them). Why aren't they criticising others? Is it because she's the only one who, obviously has Midas touch and happened to be much more successful in such investment compared to others? Is it her fault that she had the "gift" and she was able to make it a success story?

Finally, all of you hating and spitting rubbish about her, if you were giving same opportunity/offer, would you turn it down? That's what I thought! Bunch of Hypocrites.

You lots go about begging for jobs{ based on MAN-KNOW-MAN} and positions you don't deserve or merit, while some of y'all are currently working in a place where you were only able to get that offer cos you knew someone that knew someone who helped you and not because you deserved it while people who merited the job are still waiting for their follow up emails since last interview. Most of y'all shared testimonies in your religious places how your "God" gave you the job, while the non-religious ones celebrated it with bottles of beer with friends. Some ladies here slept with lecturers or pretended to be in love with male lecturers to scale through some hurdles in school. Same thing with some guyz that sorted or famz with lecturers to have a good grade, yet they'd still attribute it to God's doing.

Did she commit any known crime having such? Then take her to court. She can attribute her success to any thing she deems fit. It's her life. If you don't like it help yourself.

Y'all should stop this holier-than-thou bull.shit. Live and let's live.

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Education › Re: Nigerian Universities Compared With Football Clubs, The Result Is Amazing by GetUmad: 4:58am On Feb 25, 2018

EmmySparky:
dont take it personal bro...not all chelsea fans are thugs...but 70 percent are...the names u listed falls in the 30 percent bracket

You're right. The last time I checked Shekau, Gani Adams, TOMPOLO and majority of the Lagos NURTW guyz are die-hard fans of Chelsea. grin

Sports › Re: NFF ‘Goal Of The Year' By Sikiru Olatubosun Of MFM FC (Video) by GetUmad: 10:34am On Feb 22, 2018

Seanjay:
this guys is my childhood friend from akoka, yaba... we use to call him little messi

Tell me something!!

You've known Messi since your childhood?

This one that's older than Messi is what you used to call lil' Messi?

Education › Re: 'I Didn't Say Snake Swallowed JAMB's N36 Million' - Clerk Tells CNN by GetUmad: 6:36am On Feb 14, 2018*

No difference between GEJ's govt and that of BUHARI as far as stealing/corruption is concerned.

The only palpable difference is GEJ has "tushed" thieves and corruption was "international" . Buhari, a local champion with local thieves who aren't "tushed" enough to give better justifications for their stealing. If not grass cutting it'd be snake.

If corruption under the two governments were to be "DESIGNERS"

GEJ- GUCCI
BUBU- CUGGI (don't ask me what brand name is that ask my bros for Aba)

Or car brands
GEJ - BMW
BUBU - TATA

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Celebrities › Re: Flavour And Djimon Hounsou Pictured Together by GetUmad: 12:14pm On Feb 12, 2018

BEENUEL:
Check Any Hollywood movie with Nigeria Location on it.

The Boss representing Nigeria is this man

And location does not pass Lagis .

His name is always a Yoruba given name.

Check the stats.....dude is Talented.

You definitely talking about maybe Odunlade or Jim. Definitely not Djimon.

Culture › Re: Shadrach Erebulu, Adou: "I Don’t Allow Women To Wear Trousers In My Palace" by GetUmad: 5:39am On Feb 11, 2018

DivinelyBlessed:
The Star Boy jersey "WIZKID F.C", an official jersey of Nigerian Musician, Ayodeji Balogun a.k.a Wizkid has been launched. With this, he becomes the first African musician to have an official jersey. Congratulations to him.

Be the first to rock this awesome jersey. We have ** 10 WIZKID F.C JERSEYS UP FOR GRABS ** ==> http://percentagesoff..com.ng/p/get-new-wizkid-jersey.html?m=1

Bloggers abeg make ona dey fear God small small.
Whats all these? Wizkid FC ko, Buhari FC ne.

Business › Re: Chat With The New UBA Banker, LEO by GetUmad: 12:46pm On Feb 10, 2018

Leo is now a banker? End shall never wonder.

I used to know the guy back then at Oshodi grammar school. He was always the one leading inter-school fracas.

His real name is Lamidi Eleribu Okpanachi.
See as em don fresh. Please don't trust him he's a Yahoo boy (if you think I'm lying check out his denim. He's always on a shirt and torn denim with that signatory G-boy flip flop or "to-match" sneekers ). He was also one of the pioneers of MMM. If you still doubt me, why you think he's virtual?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Which Football Club You Love Watching But Do Not Support? by GetUmad: 11:49am On Feb 10, 2018

Ikorodu FC

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TV/Movies › Re: Throwback: Old Nollywood Movies We All Loved (pics) by GetUmad: 11:33pm On Feb 06, 2018

Seems no one else saw "TOBI". The first Action movie in Nigeria with a real chase and some fights.

There's this other movie too where Helicopter was used as a chase (I think to chase a beetle can't remember and that would be the first Nigerian movie I would see an helicopter chase). Could the title be "forever"? Trying to remember, where the guy anaconda from his parents house with his dad's car. There was a point I remember he got into the house through the underground swimming pool. Chai, was fascinated seeing some kind of "hollywoodic" scenes.

One of my best movies ever still remains DIAMOND ring. It happened to be the first Nigerian movie I would watch where they incorporate other languages. When RMD got to one village and stopped by the vigilantes they spoke Yoruba which he didn't understand and was interpreted by his driver. Nollywood at that time would have used an English speaking vigilante (in a local place where they probably don't speak English). It's expected when you travel to a place and you meet the locals they'd speak their dialect which they delivered. Many other outstanding scenes as well.

Celebrities › Re: Speed Darlington Hints Arrest After He Called Out Lady Who Didn't Have Sex With by GetUmad: 1:41pm On Feb 05, 2018

Lilimax:
I knew he'll land into problem with that video!
The boy papa (Pericomo) no try for that him pikin at all!
If na-eme that boy agbaro aka

It was expected. He couldn't manage the fame. He misbehaves and "jam-talks" a lot. No thanks to those who made him an overnight celebrity

By the way, who's periwinkle? Or whatever that name is. Could you shed more light about him.

Travel › Re: 14 Funny Lagos Traffic And Auto Slangs With Their Meanings by GetUmad: 7:22pm On Feb 02, 2018

My car - meticulous lagos private driver (this is very popular among them to insult anyone driving a private car whom they believe doesn't have the Lagos driving skills)
Shadow or watch - observe ahead or around
Kawa- Move on
Shana si motor - ignite the engine
Adjust yansh - - we all know wetin e mean
Staff - Anyone who's deemed to be on a free ride. Especially the Uniformed officers and their fellow Agberos or drivers/bus conductors. If you want to enjoy free rides, just board any danfo and tell them Heys wohs Alaye, Staff. Hope you'd live your share the experience

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