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hehehehe double wahala for dead body#heatfromhell#makeidrinkmychillicedkunu

make i cross my leg and continue dey pray for rain to fall cuz dis heat na oven temperature oriented.

i wrote the CBT utme last year.i travelled all the way from kaduna to an unknown school in zaria.After the exams and all the stress i got 227 and i decided not to even apply for post jamb in the uni i choosed i just needed an OND result in computer sci.so i bought nuhu bamali polytechnic form and applied for computer science and everyone were assuring me that my mark is above cut-off mark so i just relaxed and followed the right procedures.but to my greatest surprise 1st,2nd and even 3rd list came out and my name was no where to be found and there is this my neighbour she got140+ and right now as am typing she is a legal student of that institution.i swear i have been cheated by jamb and nuban poly i even bought the OND form for 3k+ last year to support my 227 mark.my jamb score is just a waste now.
and i choosed them as my choice of poly in last year's jamb.#elrufaimusthearthis#dueprocesswasabated#jambandnubanpolynaonechance

CUMPOLICE01:
Its not easy to control lawless undisciplined pple

Shoro niyen Pele oooooh lawfully disciplinary pikin.dem dey talk how to create job u dey pour salt inside tea for people I for say make u park well but I remember say u no get car.

[quote author=Weeee post=40395433]El. Rufai is indeed a Governor for the people. 2Baba deserves anything he gets. He is a legend...
O boy u funny oooh government of which people? Am a Kroc_city boy to the core I run commot for Kaduna when change blow I saw it coming.To go home for Xmas dey fear me sef everybody they cry say area dry as in even runs girls no get customer.Hunger don buku for Kaduna my bro.na 24th night me go show Kaduna I go lock myself for my papa house I no go smell gate my small change wey I cum make for Lagos Kaduna brokenness go overtake am noooo.d kind suffering wey dey happen for Kaduna e strong pass d 4.5G network wey nitel wan introduce

Ace of spade in most clubs go for 150k.60k bawo na aba made ni even there rick Ross,lil Wayne and the rest big ballers don't pop it any how only wire boys do#takenote

A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE:

Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care.
3. Very bitter when mishandled.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.

NATURE:

1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.

OCCURRENCE:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.

Other properties includes:

1. Reacts with MARY-K powder to form a sexy Opaque surface area.
2. Very Stable in the presence of I-Pad, Blackberry, and Galaxy Tabs.
3. Very Volatile when a corrosive element e.g Another Girl (AG) tries to take her BF by Substitution reaction.
4. Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of her Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs.
5. Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic substance like Brazilian Hair or foreign element like GUCCI combines with her at a high temperature of 100,000 degrees Naira.

ASSIGNMENT: Give me at least TWO more Physical/chemical Properties of element Gl

This is specially for wives and intending or hopeful wives; as it may save you having a stroke and high BP.

1. Most Men cannot have sex exclusively with just one woman, for the rest of their lives.

2. Men are created with varied sexual appetite ,some men can do without sex for a year, others cannot do without sex for a week.

3. A man who's madly in love with one woman can still have sex with other women but still love his 'woman'.

4. Some of the best husbands have concubines or mistresses, these extra marital affairs play a role in keeping the man sane and free of sexual tensions, especially during mid-life crises.

5. If your man is just having sex with some sweet sexy teen or babe, DO NOT WORRY. But, if your man starts making midnight calls and exchanging text messages with another lady at odd hours, BE VERY WORRIED.

6. Before you choose your man, ensure he believes in AIDs, STDs and protected sex. That way, chances are that he will not bring HIV and other STDs into your life.

7. Most chronic wife beaters are the once who grew up beating thier sisters and females around, they are hardly romantic.

8. Most 'extra' loving husbands have concubines, these concubines keep the man abreast on new ways of making women happy.

9. Your man's mistress or concubine is most times not interested in you or your home. She has already seen your pictures and those of your kids via your hubby’s phone. She and your hubby just have a sexual understanding or partnership which helps both deal with peculiar individual issues.

10. As a woman, if you go all out in a bid to catch your husband red-handed cheating, you WILL succeed. Then what next? If u listen hard to your domestic servants in their private discussions, u will certainly hear them insult you, so why listen?

11. Judge your man by his responsibilities towards you and the kids, and NOT by who he's giving 'doggie style' to in the office.

Lols Smh for u in 3D as in ehn ur matter no dey naija at all.The days of father abraham the don't drop all this criteria they will ask God for direction.My prayer for u is that he should give u a guy that graduated with first class and has his PHD before 30 sef and over religion dey worry am but wen una marry no complain wen he drops tooo much grammars why he has to be commited to research works,thesis and a lot of travels and no vex if he accomodates anoda religious sister wey dem go dey help u pray wen u aren't around in the house.instead of just leaving everything for God or giving those men that have passion in making u dia wife u dey do interview.if u set this kind criteria I wonder the kind man people like linda ikeji,dj cuppy,genie nnaji,asa etc go dey find.u beta go wash ur head and dat thinking for ur village river wen u travel go village dis dec cuz e b like say ur villa people na dem type dis post give u

#seasonalfilm#title:rerunofelections#90days

Music legend#stillliveson

This one no be kissing na lips combat

Innovative no be like our lazy girls wey dey update their bbm dp and instagram every mins,dem go dey baby u wen sub wan finish snub u wen u recharge am den frm monday dem go don dey tink of d bum short and colored hair wey dem go carry go rock club on friday#makeourbabeswiseupooooh

QuotaSystem:
I'm glad everyone is watching the EFCC under PMB go after a core northern Hausa Fulani man.

This action is fully supported. He should answer to all the charges leveled against him.

This thingy don dey tire me ooooh.na only pdp stalwarts EFCC they arrest or detain or na question una dey call am.Very soon na former kaduna state gov and every other PDP ex govs go hearam.o boy dis wan na action film.I no fit sooooouth(shout)

Jesusloveyou:
U expect a clueless corrupt hero that is morally corrupt to observes a free and fair election

Haaaaaaa and u use jesus love u as ur name here.if it wasn't jesus who is the creator of peace that entered baba jona's head.He no go drop that post oooh by now war go don she le between north,west,east and south.E be like say na upside down u dey read ur bible.Jesus loves u brother and remember thou shalt not judge#shikena

Service and commision fee.And u will still pay body maintainance fee or extra charges.Extra charges when she cooks for u,do ur laundry and help u with ur bodily over night assignment

OBTMOS:
my girl friend broke up with me because I requested for Akpu and salad in a restaurant. what do I do now peolple

U should just go to a different resturant and order for chilled hypo and a ice creamed freezed cement

When u on u way to ur bf's house and u were caught up in a heavy downpour and u were so cold wen u go dia and d house was soooo solemn dat d rain was still pouring heavy outside and ur sex hormone is telling u go grab dat boy looooool na example of CONJI be dat.To cut the long story short for novice Conji is dat uncontrolable sexual urge that happens unexpectedly.Sometimes even in d swimming pool or dance floor sef loooooool

Guys can u mention some of the most craziest places you have down the quickie quickie thing there#winks.As for me here are my list
1.Her family sitting room giving her doggie and I was peeping through the window for any intruder
2.Uncompleted building when party is going on in the middle of the night and both of u are in the mode
3.Abandon car when u are with friends and there is heat upstairs u just come outa the house around 1am for some conji fulfilment lols
So guys add yours looooool

Thank God say school wey I go na day ooooh.Day kakuri before saint gerrald for kaduna na boys school from onset and my set 06/07 were all boys.we they run shift and atimes when rain dey fall we go dey say we wish dem pack girls come our school gayism Godforbid wen na hustlers and ajepako full my school.we kept on hearing stuffs like dey will bring girls till we left no gal show only d few ones for black market some of us dey manage single school dey affect person oooh frm js1 till ss3 na pure boys I dey for class with dis cum affecct me sotey to toast gal I go dey shake oooooo na afta waec n neco na em I try get one but after dat one tinZ don change.But I can argue it anywhere kaduna has d highest number of lesbians right now.places like gonin gora and sabo na em get d highest numba and na school like queen amina, kwoi, kawo,our ladies of fatima and some odas wey I no mention make una transform dis single schools to mix school weneva I pass my school get and I see d mix student I wished d time culd be revised make johnkissbomb run some kind packages.abeg school authorities do d needful d only few girls wey dey do bi for skulls like queen amina na male staffs dey hammer dem n only holiday dem dey get smooching opportunity.so for person to dey into sumtin for 6yrs frm monday till sunday na only God,special deliverance and change of heart by dat person ooooh.

It saddens my heart to always hear people say that well mannered men don't go on braids only on low cuts.
1.Tell me when u were been born u were barbed low cut from the womb
2.How many harden criminals do u see on Tv on braids when they are been arrested
Our primary focus should be what we feed our brains witj not our head.Boooks stays in ur brain not on ur hair.The only reason why u have to go on low cut against ur own wish is when u aren't creative and need to apply for one office job and u need to look smart.So tell me OJB isn't responsible or tell me Rkelly isn't responsibleSO please rock whatsoever u wanna rock but have something to offer upstairs.U can be a creative photographer with ur braids,a creative freelance writer.Keep forming responsibilty and those on braids make there millions.

When u follow jebba road u go know say that ur road still over make sense.Dry season d dust wey dey dia dey they make tire stuck inside dust I wonder how dat road go be nowanyway sha make change take em place ooooh

Nice write up OP but men to say the fact an average hausa man can be ur friend and do anything to please u but on the day of a religious crises or war they will glady kill u.I do remember the kaduna crises in the year 2000.I was born and brot up among the hausa's I loved the environment because it was sooo peaceful and everyone cared for each other.Not until that fateful day when christians went to protest against sharia law at the government house this people caught the xtians guys unawares and they killed every christian man that was in my compound burgurled every room and took every money they could lay there hands on.thousands of christians were killed and burnt to death and pigs were feasting on corpses.till today kaduna is divided into two kaduna north and kaduna south.Kaduna north is tagged "mecca" while kaduna south which is made up of mostly christian's and muslim yoruba is tagged"israel".There is just to beliefs that makes not to trust a typical hausa even ehen he laughs with u.Numbe one is that the imams have so brainwashed them that they tag all christians as kapiri's or arna's which means infidel and the 2nd is this deadly proverb that stiicks to every muslim hausa man's mind like super glue thus:zabo da kaza basu hana yanka ba:it means being a guinea fowl or chicken doesn't mean u can't be killed.so they know that we are all one but that doesn't stop them from killing a fellow friend or even a childhood friend during a religious crises or jihad.I will never forget how people we grow up together with killed all my neigbours that were christians and burnt them beyond recognition.I love hausa's and there good character but I just this there to doctrines that's why till date I can hardly feel comfortable in an hausa area.peace I wish religion differences will be emitted by the hausa's from there heart because the are the best caring

I think other lesser parties should merge together and form a stronger force to reckon with because both PDP and APC governorship aspirants are just jokers and goliaths to the rapid development of my state am a kogites but I don't reside there but I feel for my people u guys should come out en-mass and vote for a better candidate than huge lipcious Audu and baba go slow wada we need rapid development in kogi state.Kogi state is a connecting bridge between the north and the east even the west but kogi state has remained the same since 1999 to date there is no any significant growth.Kogites make una shine una eyes make pdp n apc no scam una again if dem use money bribe una,na oyo for una ooooh.dat mean say na anoda 4yrs of wahala n underdevelopment ooooh.long live kogi states!long live its indigenes!long live the confluence state

So thougthful and creative no be like one gbese re oooo#inowell wey use em 1st millions go buy range rover#smh for him werin go be em nxt car abeg?wen God blesses u make use good of it dia are ppl dat are more talented dan u out dia but aren't lucky shine ur eyes liddle kesh n co

I no trust d gal sef 4 3days until person cum sight her.na under 18 dey like s*x past dia elders now a days.

#seen

APC and it factional beefs and findings.U are safe if u don't break APC's 11th commandment,thus:thou shalt not directly or indirectly provoke or disrespect PMB,TINUBU orelse u face the wrath of the titans through:SSS arrest,EFCC questioning,SACK or U will be housebush by sahara reporters....#justsaying