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CAPSLOCKED:
LMAO IF YOU HAD ANY REAL INTELLECTUAL ABILITIES YOUR LIFE WON'T BE IN THE COMPLETE SHAMBLES IT HAS BEEN IN FOR THE PAST DECADE.

ACCEPT THAT YOU'RE A SERIAL LOSER AND MAKE PEACE WITH THE UNCHANGEABLE FACT THAT YOU'LL DIE AS THE WORST LOSER IN HUMANKIND HISTORY.

harsh!! Do you want him committing suicide? We know he has bleeped up,he knows he has bleeped up too. But nobody wey never Bleep up...we just pray for a change of heart and ways.Chikena

Milli10:
Na my woman wey I dey run facey for FB be that

na legit be that oooo

Milli10:
I had this girl who was once my girlfriend. We dated for seven months, and what we shared and had then was magical. On the sixth month of our relationship, she told me she was going to travel to our neigboring state, Owerri and never knew when she was going to come back

I granted her wish, but when this girl came back a few weeks later, she became the opposite of the girl I used to know and love. She would promise to come visit me in my house but would fail to come.. This continued for days and I got tired of the "incessant promise and fail". I had to give up on her and move on with my life

It's been three years since I broke up with her( yes I broke up with her cos I thought she herself had lost feelings for me that's why she never wanted to come and see me again), and in between those years, my friends told me she's married cos they would see her baby bump when she was pregnant..

Just last week, she sent me a friend request on Facebook and started telling me how she has missed me and would like us to meet again. I checked her Fb profile, I got to realise she's got two kids, and in a relationship with the man she was pregnant and delivered for.

This girl has been on my neck, looking for ways to see me again. She says she misses me everyday and wants to have sex with me, and guess what folks? I'm gonna give her what she wants in full package regardless her marriage or single mum status.. I don't give a f**k what people have to say. I'm gonna give it to her how ever she wants it cos myself, I have missed her t***. "Who never f***ed up, should pls don't bash me"

which app,you dey use bomb that client jhoor?

Daniel7543:
Fvck her if you wan fvck her, that one no concern me.

I'm more concerned about your client that dropped message for you,.. instead make you reply your client message, you dey waste your time dey follow Nigerian wh0res dey chat.

E be like say Nigerian women dey dash you money maybe na why you no wan reply your client.

Abeg, pass me the client make I nurse her for you abeg..

no mind the werey,him fit go fvck him married ex and the client no responed again(badluck)

Shegunsmart:
By the way, one needs to do whatever makes you happy.

Job Vacancies...

Hello,

I need the best hands for a freelance job. It's the position of a chat operator/Responder.

If you're interested, you'll be trained and tested.

Please inbox me if interested

good evening. Am interested

EmzyT:
Normally, I get Drip Pass National Hospital

Fresh...bro I fit pm you?...

Great analysis, black magic is real. If you like believe it or not.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Wizkid my niggarrrr

Trying to perfect his shooting skills

Because soon we are going to empty our bullet in the chest of that frogged voice and his fans
going to be like Jim Beckworth vs Cherokee bill in the movie titled "the harder they fall"
But in this case we must wait for the count down..no cheating like Cherokee bill and no using of voice enhancer in the studio to enhance his frog voice


Because he is a hard, real and tough niggarrrr
20 men shall fall that day if them cross he lane

chariman glad to have you back...was just watching for your comments all this while

Totilopussylick:
I will be willing to help any individuals living in Nigeria that wishes to come to Europe successfully through this wonderful forum.

If your interested, we can talk here

boss am very much interested,this country has broken my wings finish

ademola721gmai:
You can write to the EFCC/ICPC since you have the name and the account number of the recipient of the money .

the holder of that account might even be innocent too,it might just be an account that was scammed too. They use the account and receive the money then move it again

dammyBoxes:
freelancing is not too difficult to learn. Yes the pay is good cos you are paid in dollars. No need asslicking the guy for you to start on your own. There are guides on youtube. Go and register on upwork.comi

I ain't ass-licking. He was willing to let me use his PC if I was in Enugu,how many folks would just let go of a PC for someone to use and learn.

ChybuzzDD:
Which stupid skill are you trying to learn from a yahoo boy

he ain't yahoo,cause he mentioned clients??

dammyBoxes:
send money for a pc to him and stop this show boating

no need attacking bro, He's a cool guy...let's not take every banter online serious,some are just cruise.

TheOldGods:
assuming you're in Enugu I could have given you my pc to work with. However I hope you get a pc fast

I wouldn't mind even moving to Enugu to learn the skill,my problem is I don't really have any relatives over there. Thanks for the consideration boss

TheOldGods:
yes I know it won't be permanent, nothing last forever. Thanks too for the advice I appreciate alot boss

boss am still working towards the skill learning from you,I just haven't been able to get a PC yet though. Things are kinda rough at my end.

HenryDion:
Disclaimer: No real character mentioned in this post. This post is for educational purposes only.

It's not news that a social platform as big as Nairaland doesn't have a block button.

This is appalling, especially when the mods can hardly do their job. I come across stalkers and wannabe bullies frequently here on NL...

Imagine what a block button will do.

If I had a block button, I will block righteousness first. How he twists every incident and make it an impending apocalypse is getting on my nerves.

I will block iliegend or whatever he calls himself. I call him an attention disordered baby. How can someone create multiple posts a day with misleading clickbait titles and still get away with it?

He's like:

"Look at me taking her pant off - photos"

You'll click and see a totally different content advertising a ridiculous book.

I wouldn't hesitate to block boogyman also. The weed guy. I don't hate his personality, just the way he mixes caps with small letters. My God!

There's another person here following me all around NL, obsessed, he's even a follower. What he does every day is monitor my posts. I'm always on his mind when he sleeps and wakes.

I've told him to pick an address so we can address our differences, he refused.

I wouldn't mention the moniker cause that will give him an orgasm. He's a closeted gay with internalized homophobia, and I want to help him.

I have some job openings that if given to him, his life will never remain the same again. I recruit people daily with my other Moniker, and they make money without having to beg.

I don't do giveaways, it's nothing but ego massage. I'd rather teach a man how to fish than to give him fish.

Tell me dear Nairalander,

Who will you block if Nairaland had a block button?

I would block siofra,that lady is really pained about men(that's if she's actually a lady). But bro, please teach me how to fish,I just wanna get my hands on something that would bring me tangible income

Cooolme:
Web and so much more

best to rent your own place so you can concentrate on yourself bro.But can I pm ya bro?

Zulu2022:
And who even tell una say if do juju u no go bomb,even to lock client no be day job,e no easy but update de fro Yankee Wella ND boys on steady de collect via clean hand

Boss Biko I fit pm you?

SurvivorM:
So all this is an Ad
Ok

even if it was,he did it in a comical way.Thats what I call thinking out of the box

Bro that's fucking hilarious,the last part got me.

Jirilistic:
Infinix note 11i is better than camon 18i
It has a bigger screen, better video recording quality,and better screen resolution. And dat too for the same price although the camon 18i has a bigger storage of 128gb

using it and the phone never hang for once

PrinceMike24:
i was in akwa ibom state uni but the school fees is too much for me to continue there,I just needed somewhere cheaper to continue where I could still get a good certificate

wats the currents fees in aksu? And what's the fees in heritage?

My niggar don colonize this woman finish,na this kind oynibo I dey find

Iamdbull:
Was hungry so I decided to visit the mall, got something to eat fast and I was heading back home as I was bout to leave the mall I saw some slides displayed in the showglass so I decided to window shop, saw the price 35k its expensive tho but hey how much is 35k out of the millions in my account. Just gave them my CC and transaction done. Since I don't have a boo let me spoil myself.

Might be dashing it out soon, don't use my slides for more than a month

boss you say na only one month you dey wear you slides?? Abeg freestyle me the other ones nah. Make I help you rock am small

Iamdbull:
This is where you expose your intellectual deficit, is the lady in question not putting on dark shades herself?

no mind the mofo, she's tripping but forming iron lady. We know their type

Not always a good idea to date a babe wey don friend zone you before. In the end,you would both turn to enemies.some babes are best kept as friends and not for dating or Bleep-mates

Mercychen:
You don't get it, do you?

We are not talking about whether every woman needs a man. That's not the bone of contention here. The bone of contention is every woman "CANT" do without man and that is what I'm against.

same thing babe, don't define it with a different pattern. It is what it is

Mercychen:
When next you see her, tell her I said she should speak for herself only. Not everyone is like her that can't do without a man. So let her stop with the generalization.


It's women like her who the thing in between their legs are itching them badly that can never do without a man. As for a woman who has total self-control, she can forget that a man exist especially if she's well to do. Abeg everyone is not the same.

Mtchew!

you just ranting awsear,deep down in your heart,you need a man to give you attention,shower you love,pet you and motivate you when you down emotionally.We know how you feel wen you see other females been showered love and affection by their spouses or boyfriend's. You just claiming to have a thick skin,but you very vulnerable and wish you had a guy who could cuddle you at night and give you that affection you seek. WE KNOW YOUR TYPE

Angrygoat:
Since my engine knocked and I corrected the ish,na that day I begin tuale for lexus. Make I no lie u,at times na water,at times na oil adulterated fake ass petrol at times na direct. Na just luck. U see naija,na rugged forever,till after Christ.

boss,this your name is always amusing