me too! me too!! me too!!!

pls send to george_suker@yahoo.co.uk

marriage is a life long affair-so no messing around with what people say, it never really

matters,. i see it dis way though;

first, the inner peace must be there that she is the one, if their is one atom of doubt in ur

mind, then u need more time and prayers.

u may believe in u're pastors revelations based on the past but i tell u from the little

bible tales i know and have read, there are so many times that God had threatened to

destroy a nation or punish them for their sins only to pardon them cos of just one man's

plea and prayers, so ur pastor may be right and i may require ur steadfast prayer to turn

things around. so my only advice is for u to be spiritually minded, pray,fast and listen up

until u get that inner feeling on whoever it will be-d one u love or d one u like

Everything btw me and u is over

i never want to see u again

and i'll never have anything to do with u




dis is what death,sorrow,& poverty are saying 2 u 4ever.

love u.

u're so sweet that when i decided to send u dis text my sugar level rose!

so calling u will only make me diabetic

thank u 4 yesterday,it was splendid, i had a swell time & guess wot? dat book is great, u wud tink so when u read it 2. countin d hrs till i see u again.

My people nothing is ever created of formed with a good intention dat does not end up been infested with evil. Even in heavenly places, God created the angels and yet there was Lucifer the bad egg; my lord Jesus chose/selected/initiated 12 disciples and yet there was a Judas.

What am i driving at simple: as far as there is positives , negatives are never far away,wole is not the cause of the problem neither is bolaji, they both had a plan and vision for good associations but missed out on the negatives, i believe the suggestions by bassy231 will go a long way in curbing ad checking excesses in our institutions; register these associations both at national ad school level,let every one member be know physically and acedemically, lecturers, or/and well meaning politicians who are members shud oversee their activities and finally the rod must not be spared when one errs-an outright SPOT.

[center]THE TRUTH IS DAT IT CAN NEVA BE PHASED OUT OF OUR SCHOOLS ; SO LETS RATHER FIND A WAY TO MAKE THEM MORE RESPONSIBLE.

S.O.[/center]

congrates bro, made we proud,

win! win! win! win! win! win! win! win! win!

no matter the score.

remember no top-4 teams bet us last season when we where less fancied how much more

now if manure, cheski and klivpol could not beat us last season and still

came 1st 3, then whats wrong if we loss to them and carry the EPL??/

Gunners are on track and we just take each game as it comes, wait for ur turn of bashings,

coming sooooooooooooooooooooooooooon.

CONGRATES BOYS.

4LIFE

heart beat increasing @ a very fast rate, even if we hav to loss; 1. not at home AND 2. NOT

TO SUNDERLAND.

thank u RVP

DREAMS SWEET DREEMS.

My 5 years dream started 2004,

To be an established leader in the I.C.T. world and impact my generation,

3 years gone,i work in an I.T. firm, have my own registered firm (ltd), gaining experience

and making contacts all over. By HIS grace,mid next year i would have pulled out

completely to hit the market and be an employer of ladour.

Dream to be happily married to my Angle, have beautiful kids and to finally obey the call of

God to serve either as a minister or whatever.

DREAMS SWEET DREAMS. ONLY IF U CAN SEE UR FUTURE AND ALLOW GOD TO LEAD U, LEAST U STRUGGLE TIRELESSLY

JM gone 4 good, @ least we can get some free air around,no more excuses and 'bad belly'.and who knows who else - John terry, Lampard, Essien, ? these guys may likely follow himin the nearest furture .

sorry blues,the bones shall raise again,someday-take heart.

GUNNER4 LIFE

gats ribs my cracking laffing heads my off,hold can't myself

baby u'll cool, keep it up.

so many sides to this story, just trying to see how and where 10 million voluntary spies could be recruited from: 1.from the civil service i.e. having spies within the ministeries or wherever, 2.spies from private coys, 3.jobless graduates and undergraduates, 4.partisans, 5.motor park touts,6.beggers on the streets,, men the idea is world class but the question is how visible is these??//one i know for sure is that the number is overblown to create this unease and fear in the heart/head of public/private office holders.kaputi.

something else we shud know is that in every 12 there is a thief so cheek how many thieves will emerge from 10 million??/

can someone on Nairaland please define "DECENT" AND "INDECENT DRESSING" .

wonders will neva end

[b]Monkey no fine but him mama like am

I have neva seen in my entire life any nijirian that has failed to represent in whatever

situation they find themselves,and i believe that her looks is way far off from what she is

set to give the house, so i suggest u guys just take a deep breath,relax and give her all

the votes u can,at least make she no comot for the first stage.

Not minding that even good swimmers can drown, say 1 in a million, but has anyone

bothered to find out if actually this young lad could swim or he faked he could swim or the

organisers just needed his physic in the show?/

lots of questions just needs to be answered.

                     MAY HIS SOUL REST IN PEACE.AMEN.

If Dangote says he's richer than Oprah, my people believe him, it's no booboo.

He has all the banks begging him to give him loans and he knows what to do with the

money to make more money.

He also has top goverment functionaries using him to siphone money,so in a country

where illegality in business is normal, wot do u guys expect.

DANGOTE COULD BE AS RICH AS HE SAYS HE IS. FINITO

sorry my broda,feel 4 u, but the hard truth is that my wify must first and foremost be a

sports lover, then an ARSENAL fan and allllllllllllllllllllllllllllll my kids? MUST BE SOCCER

CREAZY. Like my dad brought me up watching every Rangers match then in lagos,so will it

be with my kids.

TAKE MY JOB BUT NOT SOCCER LEAST I DIE.

Question: "What would you like to drink , fruit juice, soda, tea,
milo, chocolate, or coffee?"


Answer: "Tea please"
Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea
or green tea?"


Answer: " Ceylon tea please"
Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?"


Answer: "White please"
Question: "Milk, whitener,tea creamer or condensed milk?"


Answer: "Milk please "
Question: "Goat milk, camel milk, cow milk or mother's milk?"

& nbsp;
Answer: "Cow milk please."(thanks for not choosing mother's milk)
Question: "Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?"


Answer : " Afrikaner cow please."
Question: " Hot, Warm or cold?"


Answer: "Warm please."
Question: "Full cream, low fat or fat free?"


Answer: "U mm , I'll rather take it black please."
Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"


Answer: "With sugar please."
Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"


Answer: "Cane sugar please."
Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?"


Answer: "Just forget about the tea. I'll have a glass of water instead
please."
Question: "Mineral,carbonated or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water please."


Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"
Answer: "Hey futsek mann! Just get me water from the river, I don't
wanna know which river, and stop asking me too many questions.

A guy wrote to his systems analyst when he had problems with his
"equipment"

Dear Systems Department,

I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from
"Girlfriend 7.0" to "Wifey 1.0" and found that the new program began
unexpected child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable
resources.

This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure.

In addition "Wifey 1.0" Installs itself into all other programs and
launches during systems Initialization and then it monitors all other
system activities.

Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Soccer 5.3" no longer
Run, and crashes the system whenever selected.
Attempting to operate Selected "Saturday Football 6.3" always fails and
"Saturday Shopping 7.1" runs instead.

I cannot seem to keep "Wifey 1.0" in the background, whilst
attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online
or offline.

I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend7. 0", but uninstall
doesn't work on this program. Can you please help?

, AND THIS WHAT THE ANALYST SAID

Dear Customer,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding
of the functions of the "Wifey1.0" program.

Many customers upgrade from "Girlfriend 7.0" to "Wifey 1.0" thinking
that "Wifey 1.0" is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM.

Actually, "Wifey 1.0" is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by it's
Creator to Run everything. You are unlikely to be able to purge "Wifey 1.0"
and still convert back to "Girlfriend 7.0", as "Wifey 1.0" was not
designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the
program files from the System once it is installed.

Some people have tried to install "Girlfriend 8.0" or "Wifey 2.0"
but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under
Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees).

Having " Wifey 1.0" installed, I recommend you keep it installed And
deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When
any faults or problems Occur, whatever you think has caused them, you
must run the C:\APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME Program and avoid attempting to
use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system. It may be
necessary to run C:\APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME for a number of times, and
eventually hope that the operating system will return to
normal.

"Wifey 1.0", although a very high maintenance program, can be very
rewarding. To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software
such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\KISSES 600.0" or
"TENDERNESS \UNDERSTANDING 1000.0", or even "Eating Out Without the
Kids 7.2.1" (if child processing has already started).

DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt
Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a
supported Application for "Wifey 1.0" and the system will almost
certainly CRASH.



BEST OF LUCK!

Your Anonymous Systems Analyst

The Angel Gabriel came to the lord looking very distraught.” I have to talk to you. I have some Nigerians up here in heaven who are causing serious problems.”


Gabriel described how the Nigerians swing on the pearly gates, have spilled Maggi sauce and Ogbono soup all over the angels’ robes, and scattered Isi-ewu, cow feet and Bokoto bones over the streets of gold. The angel said wings are missing, the stairway leading to heaven is littered with empty beer bottles and many Nigerians refuse to wear halos, saying they don’t fit with their hairstyles.

The Lord said,” I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let’s call the Devil.”

The Devil answered the phone,” Hello? What the…, ! hold on one minute.” The Devil returned to the phone and said,” Hello Lord, what can I do for you?” The lord replied,” Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there.”

The Devil said, “Wait a minute,” and put the Lord on hold. After 5minutes he returned to the phone, and said”Okay, I’m back. What was the question?” The Lord asked again, “What kind of problems are you having down there?”

The Devil said, “Man, I don’t belieeee …… hold on, Lord. “ This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, “I’m sorry Lord, I can’t talk right now. These Nigerians bribed my guards to put out the fire, and are now trying to install air conditioning!”

The Angel Gabriel came to the lord looking very distraught.” I have to talk to you. I have some Nigerians up here in heaven who are causing serious problems.”


Gabriel described how the Nigerians swing on the pearly gates, have spilled Maggi sauce and Ogbono soup all over the angels’ robes, and scattered Isi-ewu, cow feet and Bokoto bones over the streets of gold. The angel said wings are missing, the stairway leading to heaven is littered with empty beer bottles and many Nigerians refuse to wear halos, saying they don’t fit with their hairstyles.

The Lord said,” I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let’s call the Devil.”

The Devil answered the phone,” Hello? What the…, ! hold on one minute.” The Devil returned to the phone and said,” Hello Lord, what can I do for you?” The lord replied,” Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there.”

The Devil said, “Wait a minute,” and put the Lord on hold. After 5minutes he returned to the phone, and said”Okay, I’m back. What was the question?” The Lord asked again, “What kind of problems are you having down there?”

The Devil said, “Man, I don’t belieeee …… hold on, Lord. “ This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, “I’m sorry Lord, I can’t talk right now. These Nigerians bribed my guards to put out the fire, and are now trying to install air conditioning!”

lovely jokes my man,keep it up

depends on the "level" of anger and who is involved - either my girl,family,friends or strangers.

but most times i jus try to be calm and make the offender look like a fool and as far there is no physical

advancement ,we are all safe.my anger lasts only as long as the offender wants it to last and most times i even forget

there was one.

not suprised at all.i hail from Enugu and had my tertiary education there. in 2002, "Ebe ano" awarded and

commissioned a link road from my place (Ikem) to Abakpa Nike in Enugu, but i tell u my people, he worsened the

situation for us by grading the good road we had and left us with what we have come to call "Chimaroke powder", i.e.

dust. nothing was and has been done till date, and guess the contractors - marlum construction company - na wa o

Igwe is maybe the best thing to have happened to Arsenal in recent times but retiring the jersey no is not worth it, i believe a player has to end his career in that club for that to happen just like Maldini's no 3 for AC will be retired for him.

registered on friday, got invited for an interview in Jos late in the evening yesterday for today 9th july. unfortunately for me i can't be there due to work and the time was just too short to apply for a casual leave. but from what i heard, it involves a lot of physical drills like long distance race,swimming,rigorous exercises,climbing,staying awake thru the nite etc. then talk about mental puzzles to know how fast you react to situations and if u (can) thinkat all.

best of lucks to whoever makes it to the interview.

started fine but ended on a very wrong note by been used politically to witch-hunt opposition.

Ribadu or whoever occupies that sit will/may still be used except the law establishing the commission is looked at so

that efcc will be run as an independent commission just like the judiciary.

there's nothing better than God's favor

during the course of todays work





wwtltu travelled by air?

people still dey dream 4 9ja?

nini dear