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U have to manage
When u leaving the house....all appliances shd be off
Even at night when u r sleeping..
Only the fan stays on..
U just have to manage..
If u using electric stove.
Switch to gas

He shd declare bankruptcy if her wahala too much..or transfer his assets to his sister's name or Dads.
This girl na real street oooo

Why is this just getting to FP since June 8?

Quadribabaalagb:
Ikorodu,Lagos Nigeria

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Quadribabaalagb:
Prank me too,prank Quadri alagbo too.

Check my siggy tho

You dey sell agbo?
Where in naija are u?

U carry woman go abroad..put her in nursing school
She grads n starts making money more than you...then they become arrogant n disrespectful

MN07:
I wanted to leave the country back then.

Got admissions everywhere England, Usa, and Poland I felt finally I have arrived but unfortunately I got dupped.

Lost every penny in a flash, I couldn't even afford to feed myself.

That day I died inside and till today I will never recover from the shock.

The only reason I'm still is because I'm a coward that can't bear a little pain to end it all.

I wish I could go to bed and never wake up.

My brother...there's light at the end of the tunnel.
When life still there....
Anything can still happen
Thank God u no get terminal disease..
Wey go gulp money or mk family abandon u
U for dey thank God oooo..
No lose hope

Going to school to get a degree instead of learning a skill or vocation

I guess ur wife Ex got her pregnant or she had always had eyes on her sister ex..
Or maybe they did have a fling one time

iInjureHerYansh:
Only this month I have fvcked 3 girls so far.
One thing I find common amongst the 3 is they never asked me to used condom.
I had to use it and two of them complained they don't enjoy sex with condom when we was done.
The other one even got a bf already and she told me everything about her sexcapade with her current bf and exes. And this girl hates sex with condom. Now I'm beginning to wonder is that how she goes about fvcking different men raw. Omo fear been catch me.

Women are known to be reckless but this naija babes their own it's on another level. Cos since I was born it's only one girl that I met that asked me if I got a condom, and I have fvcked over 20 girls.
The rest won't even say a word they will just spread legs and wait like they don't care about their lives. omo I dey fear our girls o

Hiv will increase dramatically..
We are on the verge of taking over from SA..
That are better equipped to deal with it.

Can't this govt let the poor breathe

Nigerians and greed are inseparable..

Before u got a maid...
You were willing to pay 25k
U got 1 n the rescinded on ur offer..
She get luck the girl no carry her properties

Buy bicycle or electric bike

The sand is from dust that wind blows occasionally as they do not cover the basin the display it in..
It's high we focused on better food processing and packaging..
My brother u fit enter the business and package 1kg grounded pepper...500mg and so on n resell..
Nigerians will definitely buy..
And here's another option..
Change where u buy pepper..
Or buy fresh pepper..
Sun dry it... but I'd suggest over dying or cooking it like when they are preparing garri...
Keep it at home..
Anytime u need it...take ur blender n blend it.
That way...no sand ooo

Why can't the average Nigerian be honest

kingthreat:
OP is just one of many people that have sacrificed their marriage, happiness and relationships because of Japa.
@OP, tell her you have a top job at an oil company wey dey pay X3 wey you dey earn for UK. Tell boys make them draft you confirmed letter, print am show am to your wife. Tell am say una still go dey go UK for visits. She go follow you come back.

I love this idea

Your wife is smart.
Any lamba u use... she go kana
Just tell her u r visiting home with ur child n her..
If she gree fine..
If she no gree..
Tell her u n ur child are gonna have to go..
If it works..
Lucky you....
If e no work....
Carry yourself alone n come back home..
When she see how it is to raise a child alone
She go send the pikin to u in naija..
See ehn...
Abroad dey change naija woman....99% of the time
Na 1 in 100 go still dry submissive after so many years..
I guess ur wife don dey give Lanre small gbenshing...
My brother apply wisdom with it..
Tell her how u feel about her dressing n denial of sex...
If she no change...
U could report to ur inlaw...
So that when u decide to take action..
Dem no go blame you ooo...

You badt guy..
Only u one... 3 ladies..
Marry all three then.

His envious brothers killed him since they could not deal with his prosperity as a fellow butcher.
This is why I think the North should be on their own.

Shellsploit:
Hian!
Reminds me of the 2 bedroom flat i rented at okearo matogun, i never knew someone was buried inside the sitting room.

Wetin my eyes dey see na shege
Scary events happens every midnight. Sometimes my tv changes channel from dstv to NTA ibadan! And i do notice the volume randomly increases.

Secondly, items disappears from the kitchen. I might notice my wifes pot of soup is slightly open, sometimes missing meat from the pot. Sometines the fridge would be wide open when i get back from work.

A spiritualist later told us that someone was buried in the sitting room.

Lemme drop my pen here for now!

Abeg give us full gist.. I dey like this type of story.

ourunivibes:
Alright cool. I am going for M.sc i can't live inside hostel i don pass that one o boss

It's hostel for msc students sha....
It's not like the one for BSc..
U r bound by no rules..
Well you shd get accommodation in town...
U go dey ok..I'm sure the town would be bigger now in terms of population

Stop eating garri...
Ur stomach reacts to the cyanide present in garri

No wonder hiv plenty there

Let's see ur physical body
So we conclude on how it good or bad for ur body

ourunivibes:
Thanks for your comments.
I want to ask you. When you were in Babcock what degree were you studying?
How is light in Ilishan?
How is the road too?
Are you still in Ogun state ?

I did biochemistry
Light in town isn't bad but if u are in campus.. it's steady electricity...
Once nepa go.. na gen straight o..
Am sure most things have improved over the years.
I grad in 2010
I dey for SA

It was a parody Elon musk account

It's because u r idle..
Enrol for learnership at any mechanic or welder workshop. Infact the former is better
At night u will b too tired to masturbate..
Or cultivate the habit of watching series at night
Try with silo
When u r done..I'll tell u other series u can start binge watching.
As par ur gambling..
Na because u get extra money ooo na why u dey gamble..
See gambling as fun thing not a get Rich at all cost syndrome..
I dey gamble but no b everytime n na with little money o cos I know tomorrow is another day.. the games no dey end oo....
Just get busy... u won't have time for those addictions
If I tell u prayers...
Na lie ooo.. if u know decide from ur heart of hearts to change...
Hence the reason for ur relapse

U no even entertain ur guest

She's southafrican...
Na crazy nudist ooo