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Go with ur friends carrying placards infront of the bank..
No forget to buy odogwu bitters along...
And post pics on twitter.. tag does needed to make it spread....
Even oga boss fit see am.. and bless u join sef

Make him kuku begin dey right song

Sixfiguresmart:
Yes. I sent a message and they banned me. But, this is my current predicament:

On Saturday it started drizzling in the morning and I rushed out to collect my clothes on the line. So, instead of picking one by one I spread my arms and collected them. Unbeknownst to me, I collected my neighbour's daughter's undies. Nice blue undies I love the design and color.
So, when she returned from school she started asking neighbours and surprisingly no one else was home at the time it rained. Girl is only 19ish and she has called her pastor to the house and they have been fasting and praying. They are trying to escalate the case and they might start imagining that I am a ritualist.
How do I return the undies without problems? Or, should I just throw it away? Cos, once I go near the line now, they are always watching from their windows

Na serious issue ooo..
Just come out clean say na mistake n cos of what's been happening these days u been reluctant to tell dem u saw it among ur clothes.. u know what...it bad idea.
Just throw the pant away

U need regular sex....na u go tire
U no go get time to masturbate again

Okortor:
Told my grandma that her last child just had an accident and she should start coming to Lagos, just to scare her on April fool's day on the 1st April 2017

That's how Grandma developed HBP and died few days later.

I keep regretting it daily.

You be killer

Go for the welding ooo...
That experience will help u in the future

Why wont they build the largest?? Nigeria is where they get their highest profits from

aieromon:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/entertainment/naija-fashion/518993-green-card-mr-patrick-is-a-liar-cheat-wife-opens-fresh-can-of-worms.html


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RIsTfZ02W4

Men n women cheat in marriages if they want..
If mr Patrick have settled their differences...life goes on

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I miss dodo, tapioca and those egun people coconut sweet n adoyo

Take aspirin daily

I saw the video... uncle willy laughe to the joke at first n then remembered his cougar wife had alopecia n wouldn take it as a joke no more

Use something else aside sniper

ahnie:
The next morning I had to wake up on time so as to prepare my nephew and my son for school.


Wahala started after preparing tea and bread for breakfast and I told them to come eat..my nephew whom I have adopted as my first son told me and I quote....

Mummy,no vex I nor won eat!
And I was taken aback,I had to forced him to tell me his reason.

If I eat go school,my brain go shut down,he nor go work again and I go fail for class.
I had to burst out laughing,Cox it was fucking hilarious.

The last thing they had the previous night was bread and suya, which likely he had eaten before we arrived.

I had to forced him to eat,he dipped his bread inside the tea twice,thanked me and requested I packaged the rest of the loaf inside his bag to school which I obliged.


Meanwhile my little dinosaur still got up too and requested I do same for him too,to be frank with doings,I really nor understand wetin dey happen.

I love this ur cousin.. the boy suppose don dey do comedy skits ooo..
I just hope after primary sch..
He moves in with u..

Eating good food

Mayorofodemu:
that’s bad of him. Check your email and send me your WhatsApp number to chat better bro

+27737839889

seunlayi:
Sincerely without been hypocritical about this 95% of Nigerians will simply give it to Tstv for the fact that you can pay for only the few stations you want and the ability to pause your subscription.
The company only need our patronage just the way we all welcomed Globacom with their 70kobo per/seconds billing during the dominance of MTN and Econet ₦48 per/min billing.

Am not a tv person but my wife still watches Twist of Fate on Gotv and that is the only reason we still pay for sub. Without that, the decoder will be a trash.
Secondly, Tstv came with lots of promises, free gigs of data that can be shared in the house was among the juicy offer promised by Tstv back then but they have to drop the idea. Who remembered what they faced when they started showing UCL via Bien Tv That was when I knew the company has enemy from birth.
Lastly, Tstv should step up their games and they should find a way to compensate this OP for what he did for them today, the value of this post is worth than paying millions for advertisement.

You are so right
Someone shd tag this on tstv Twitter handle

I think it's burantashi...a powder also used in make suya pepper spice

Come to SA....
With even 2million u can start car business....
Buy, refix n sell.

DatoDatuk:
Where is the guy now? And are they still together?

Nope...
Got what he wanted from her, she realised n the rest is history

She is sexier than the itunnu girl sef
Kemi anytime anyway for me, over itunu

She is sexier than the itunnu girl sef

Oga since u dey take high blood pressure pills n ur wife dey threaten u..
Make u kukuma tell her u go leave the house for her ooo...if she no go manage 50k...make she add from her salary.
So her own salary na for keeps abi??
Na this kain thing dey mk me fear marriage

She learnt vawulence from her dad
Didnt u notice this before u married her??

Mayorofodemu:
I knew this guy. We attended Babcock university together. 2012 set. This life. Please do good to fellow human beings. Chai this life

It was all over my fb in 2015.
And most of my contact from b.u saw it

Munzy14:
He collected your client.

No human will collect your wife, if she is truly your wife.

Client ke?
I was never a game fyi.

What a waste of time!!!
Instead to pray to God from the depth of her heart for longevity

Go get ur woman back
And try delete her num from ur mum's phone n lastly, move out

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DatoDatuk:
But is this really necessary to put out his pics to the public

It is as long it helps people learn from it..
Anyways it shdnt be ur headache na..