₦airaland Forum

His visa or PR status shd be revoked..

Ryan03:
people don't have stationaries to record statement, you are talking about CCTV and body cams. And stop lying about being forced to write different statement. There are bad cops and even in the America you worship, it is same so just shut it and stop exaggerating your imaginations

So am lieing about being forced to write a particular narrative on a statement form by police.
You are a bastard

His lucky he's married to a good woman.. If na those wicked one, e for Don chop poison or mk she cut off him dick

Miracle2020:
This time around you guys will meet us on the street and we will surely give you what you want.
That money that pdp is giving you will lead you to destruction. Useless fools been sponsored to distabilize The country. We the progressive youths will never keep quiet again. They used you to destroy Tinubu investment and other APC members properties.
No one politician from pdp that his business was touch. We now know that the ensars protest is a political coup and we will not allow those evil corrupt pdp politicians to achieve their evil goals.

It's obvious the burnt ur fathers house n u eat from the coffers of APC, oloriburuku ni Bobo yi sha

To have fun

Charleys:
Most ladies put money in their bra, I want to know why?
The breast is a private party. Men have only one?

Will you be happy if you went to buy something from a man and he puts his hands in his boxers to give you change?

Have you been molested before, it's very hard to molest a market woman in the market and get all her money from her, it's rare. So intimidation is out of the way.

So why do you put money in your bra?

Younger women are also not left out.

The bigger the breast, the more money in it and the more a man needs to squeeze it to spray out the money.

My research shows that a purse will be outdated in a few years due to the bra holding all the money. So why do you hold a purse when all the money is in ya breast? We need to ask these questions.

I need explanation.

I think it's an African thing oo. Cos they do it here in SA too

Between Lai n the Nigerian Army, na who lie pass??
Since when have the Nigerian army used Blanks??
Dem think say we b mumu abi?

dre11:
NEWpi TELEGRAPH

Let the police go on a nation wide Apology match. The people still don't trust them... I for one will never trust the Nigerian police.. Until they begin carrying bodycam, the police station has cctv n a computer for capturing images n thumb print of offenders.
Until they don't force offenders to write an entirely different statement

raphretle:
We had some technical faults which affected the flow of water to the second floor of the house we live in.. One has to go down to get water to use... So my neighbour told me his girlfriend Used the toilet but refused to flush it,claiming she can't subject herself to that kinda stress to get water.. This guy only comes to my room to complain but he can't tell it to her face... He seem to be afraid of her,,
For three days now, she does the shitting while he does the flushing...
Another Thing is, this guy is a type of Person that if you tell him something about that his girlfriend, he will end Up telling her.....

He comes from a house they use shalanga

We know he will relocate abroad if a new party eventually win 2023 election... Stupid man

Sunstorm95:
You mean the T shirt and sweaters ? I recently shipped some containers to Calabar ,including merchandise , but I don't think it will arrive there before the carnival . the shirts and sweaters are not for sale but will be given out as gifts , it's just an idea I thought about not really for profit . I know Calabar is currently facing developmental issues so I wasn't sure if it's a good idea at this time .

U can do both... Sell n the give ouf

Your dog is a dog known for hunting small animals... And yours seem carnivorous..
Well until all the rats in ur neighborhood reduces then... He probably stop..
Let me remind u..
Dogs are omnivores like us humans....
But they more carnivorous than use.. Cos we humans cook our food

ExAngel007:
https://punchng.com/why-passport-of-endsars-promoter-was-seized-immigration/?amp=1&utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter&__twitter_impression=true

Why government officials always talk like dunce sef?
It's like before we vote these fools, they must go for brain check

U will hear the biggest lie of this century... We don't know the elements who carried out the shooting...
They probably wore camouflage n rented a Armour tank as well

Go to south Africa n see things

[quote author=aguele post=95726212]The Coalition of Northern Patriots (CNP) says South-West ministers have displayed gross disloyalty to President Muhammadu Buhari with their demands in the aftermath of the Lekki toll gate shooting in Lagos State. 

Describing the act as a "show of shame", the coalition advised the ministers to apologise honourably else have seven days to quit their offices. 

The group gave the ultimatum at a press conference on Thursday in Abuja. 

Among others, the ministers had demanded that the Federal Government support businesses affected by the arsons and lootings in Lagos as well as commence a probe into the involvement of the military in Lekki. 

In his address, Alhaji Nurudeen Dodo, leader of the Coalition of Northern Patriots (CNP), lamented that the ministers are pursuing destructive blackmail of the Presidency with their regional political agenda.

The coalition said the cabinet members' demands are "extremely outrageous, insensible and a blackmailing stunt of the Presidency", especially after they have abandoned their primary mandate. 

It, however, warned that the Nigerian military can not be left in the mercy of these "selfish" ministers to use as political punching bags or diabolical manipulations. 

It added that the forum has only proven to Nigerians that they are in Buhari’s Government for their selfish regional agenda.

Read the full statement below:

The Coalition of Northern Patriots (CNP) views with serious revulsion and objections from the outset to the position and demands of the forum of Southwest Ministers serving under the administration of President Muhammadu Buhari, GCFR in the aftermath of the #EndSARS violent protests which rocked some parts of Nigeria, particularly Southern states.

The Southwest Ministers were mandated by President Buhari to relocate to their home states to dialogue with aggrieved youths protesting over Police brutality and the excesses of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS). The Ministers were also mandated to pacify the restive youths and meet with other stakeholders have morphed into a pressure group who have jointly placed certain demands before the Federal Government as reparation for the deliberate damages inflicted on these areas by the insane demonstrators.

We are informed that the Southwest Ministers tabled to  President Buhari at the last Federal Executive Council (FEC) meeting demands such as initiating an investigation in the alleged shooting incident at Lekki Toll Gate with focus on the role of the Nigerian Army in the saga and should assist businesses affected by the arsons and lootings by the insane and violent #EndSARS protestors. But the Minsters were silent on the prosecution of the perpetrators.

Furthermore, and most uncharitably, the Ministers also imposed on the FGN the burden of supporting  Lagos State to replace damaged facilities particularly the ones concerned with the administration of justice and also, consider short to medium term support to small and medium businesses affected by the looting and arson which took place in Lagos among a motley of other demands.

The Coalition of Northern Patriots is stating that based on the prevailing economic crunch precipitated by the negative hangover effects of Covid-19 pandemic on global economies and scarce national resources, these demands are extremely outrageous, insensible and a blackmailing stunt of the Presidency embarked upon by the Southwest Ministers. Not every struggle is achieved through violence and that’s why most Nigerians deemed the magnitude of the #EndSARS protests and its attendant violence unnecessary. 

Conscientiously, we shall not bow to regional emotions or agenda by persons or groups and stampeding the Presidency with such illogical demands is most inappropriate at this time. The truth must be told that the leadership at the regional and state levels, especially in Southern part of the country sat back, and preferred to ginger and supervise the #EndSARS protests morph into violence, killings, arsons and destructions in the pretext of the expression of grievances under democratic freedom, only to excuse it as the infiltration of a hoodlum.

Worse of all, when the #EndSARS protests overly turned bloody, some veiled and overt political forces urged them on, instead of preaching peace and cessation of the mayhem. It is unfair and counter-productive to further stress a government already at the point of fiscal suffocation.

Nevertheless, we empathize with families of those who lost their lives in the mayhem and Nigerians whose businesses/investments were torched by the “protesting” hoodlums and vandals. 
 
But the demands of the Southwest Ministers are completely callous and a further confirmation of the grand plots to undo the Presidency animated in another way after the organized violent street demonstrations to cause destabilization, compromise national security and possibly, dethrone the incumbent Government via undemocratic means.

The political undertones as marketed by instigators of the violent #EndSARS protests have not dissipated in our psyche and we perceive the weighty demands by the Southwest Minsters as a continuation of this unacceptable and regressive agenda.  
Nigerians generally must never fail to understand that every action has repercussions.

The sponsors and instigators of the virulent #EndSARS protests had no cogent reasons to continue fueling the violent demonstrations’, especially when Mr President acceded and took practical actions immediately in addressing some of the Five-point demands of the protestors. We cannot allow anybody to push the real cost of the orchestrated “madness” they actively supported back to the Federal Government.

Some of the generative reasons adduced by the protesters reflected in hashtags like #EndPoverty or #EndBadGovernance and so forth. Nigerians witnessed the frustration of the efforts of the Buhari Presidency in alleviating poverty, including the shameful hoarding or warehousing of Covid-19 palliatives dispatched to states to cushion the effects of the lockdown, instead of distributing it to the targeted poor of the poorest Nigerians.

Much more, some of the Southwest Ministers who endorsed the propagative demands have been ex-Governors, Ministers or held other top leadership positions, but abandoned their people to poverty and misery, by also hoarding or misappropriating public funds meant for the development of their constituents. The side effects were the demons which sprouted in the guise of #EndSARS protests. They should bow their heads in shame and let everyone bear his brunt.

The Coalition of Northern Patriots minces no words to intimate these Southwest Ministers that President Buhari and the Nigerian Army cannot be abandoned to their mercy as political punching bags or diabolical manipulations.

The Ministers have only exhibited and shown to Nigerians that they are in Buhari’s Government for their selfish regional agenda. It explains why they have continued to undermine the President’s development efforts. And pushing for a special investigation of the Nigerian Army over the alleged Lekki shootings and killings is clearly outside mandate Mr President sent the Ministers on the mission and this should resound in their brains thunderously.

This is the first time Nigerians are getting to know about the existence of the shameful Southwest Ministers Forum in her history. Could these Ministers have ever mustered the courage to twist such a Presidential assignment to the pursuit of regional agenda, assuming Chief Olusegun Obasanjo or Dr Goodluck Jonathan were still President of Nigeria?  Did any of the Ministers ever parroted in this manner when Obasanjo or Jonathan held sway at Aso Rock? The kindness of President Buhari should not be over-exploited for any reason. 
 
The Coalition of Northern Patriots is hereby calling on the Southwest Ministers to honourably resign their positions from the cabinet of President Buhari to face the cherished individual and regional interests. Their actions have lucidly demonstrated that they cannot be trusted by the Buhari-led Federal Government of Nigeria.

If these Ministers fail to willingly resign with 14 days, the Coalition of Northern Patriots would not hesitate to call on President Buhari to sack them from his cabinet hence they have proved themselves as black sheeps in the fold.[/quoote

Who are these buhari Asslickers??

But Mr Sanwo-Olu, u have murdered innocent peaceful protesters right

Sunstorm95:
For every 1000 Naira you spend at Calabar you receive $1 Calabar dollar . $1 Calabar dollar = 20 Naira . You can only spend the Calabar dollars at specific locations like Museums ,National park ,Resort etc within Calabar.

Nice ideas with those customized designs.. U can mass produce em n sell em during calabar festival

Essenza01:
There has been a problem lately, a friend narrated his sex ordeal with me and co-incidentaly I may have suffered from such when I once "cheated" (we were on a break)..

So this guy loves his wife so much, infact I met her once and she was really an awesome character, he is a bit introverted , although he never admits it, would rather call himself an ambivert

So the thing is, he is having sexual problems with his wife, when they make out, he barely lasts beyond 10mins and it bothers him so much. I asked him if his wife was okay with it, he said "well, she seems fine, but i just feels bad for myself, its give me some complex sometimes"..

I adviced him to avoid his favourite sex position, stay away from sugar, alcohol, eat more fruits and do more exercises, that it worked for me..... story.. baba dey shoot per/second..

Told him to stay away from porn and masturbation, he said he does not do that, well I said.. "nobody go gree for public"..

So the amazing thing is... he told me he cheated once with his wife and he lasted over 30min/round, he did 3 rounds.. he said it got to a point he was tired and started having jovial conversations with the "cheatee"..he said maybe he didnt like the girl he tried with a prettier one and he went even further.. bro was firing from all cylinders (turbo-supercharged)..

Long story short, he eventually made up with his wife and life returned to normal, unfortunately, he went back to his previous self (5 mins man).. he is really confused as he feels his wife sees him as an incapable man with small small insults here and there, while he cannot afford to tell her he is "jack the giant killer" with other women (certified)..

Who can advise him, cause I dont know how to... ?

Cc: lalasticlala

I say no b small thing oo.. No b ordinary...

joinpreneur:
The Arabic inscription on Nigeria naira note, One Thousand Naira, has generated a very heat arguments and analysis amongst Nigerians, politicians and celebrities on Twitter.


Source: https://mobile.twitter.com/ogbenibolaji/status/1323323076067659781

Aisha Yesufu: https://mobile.twitter.com/AishaYesufu/status/1323685926883725312

It's just Islamatization of Nigeria.. No wonder the North thinks it owns Nigeria

wunmi590:


I supported Biden so that he can help Nigerians back to freely enter into the US, most especially for student, because since Trump emerged the president, rejection has been flying up and down to student who wish to study in US.

But Biden nah error candidate for Democrat, infact Hillary Clinton is more better than him, I couldn't believe that the state Hillary Clinton won comfortably with higher point is what Biden is struggling to even take some percentage.

Though he won some, but the percentage was way lower than what Hillary had in 2016.

I wanted Biden/ Mitchell Obama ticket, but all in all, we have to brace up for another 4 years of Trump

Congratulations Trump in advance

Stay in your country n fix it... Support Trump or not, he will win

Funny how Brazil whose economy isn't very stable amidst this corona chaos would have money to borrow us..

grandlexuz:
Low IQ spotted.

America is what it is today because of control. As in trump has been president for three centuries or his four years has been God's gift to America.? Trump's grandfather migrated from Germany and his grand mother from Scotland.

His wife came to America on a visitors visa from Slovenia. America is no man's land. The family of George Washington America's first president migrated from England.

Sweet tongue Obama against all odds ruled America for eight years, that's something your Trumpy will never get.

After being luckily selected for the DV-2020 I dreamt of a better future for my kids. Sadly the orange face paused the process till December when the deadline was September 30, 2020. Court cases did redeem some winners but over 30.000 of us were left without visas for a program that gives 55.000 visas to countries with low immigration status to the US.

The Champagne I kept to pop for my Visa will be popped tonight.

You will drink that champagne for Trump tomorrow

Yeye dey smell

Mumu people, they will still b craving to go to France esp when given the opportunity

This people don't even know how to lie sef... Hoodlums dey shoot like professionals n even dey cognisance of carrying the dead body away..

Some of this Sars members are not fit to be in that outfit.. They are hooligans, touts and reformed agberos. They need thorough psycho evaluation.

Yet they pay governor's, ministers n senators salaries swiftly.. A Nation of Heartless leaders

Where's Duncan mighty on this list?

They will never walk freely cos of their evil ways.. They now fear the wrath of the people