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Useless lazy fools.
See dem face like hippopotamus

dru23:
We can't blame everything on the country .. Yes we can agree that the government that is ruling the country are not doing their job well ......

But also we need to hold ourselves accountable too .. We as a people need to cut our coat to according to our size .... We have people out their having more kids than they can take care for .. some can't even take care of 1 child and u see them have 3 to 4 ....and the circles continue


Now from what I can see too . it seems to me the educated ones to rich ones to " middle class" are having less kids like 3 or max 4..... While the poor are ones are having kids like fowl .... ..

This comment made my day to be honest.

I have a kid, and have dragged wifey for 10yrs family planning kid is 4years now and I'm not planning to have anything called baby anymore if possible for the rest of my life am done with one.

Yes it's my decision am a car owner. Have got my life to live too so as my wife. Is only in nigeria I see many people not having just simple vacation with their family because they've got plenty children. Children doesn't bring wealth! na your work go make you rich not children. And if you dont have better planning for kids, they'll turn wayward and make you suffer cos you gets double hustle

I met one bros the other day, he was lamenting about how terrible ehailing hustle is and all sort of trash... I sit him down and analyse it to him. If I start my hustle on Monday, I must have 5k separately for contributions, 2500 separately for next day fuel and 2k am dropping in the house. Anything I make after that will go for savings still. That's my principle but this bros get 4kids already and on rental wife isn't working and am wondering how is he coping.

If you're young guy reading this and you've not married yet, have a plan sit your wife to be down. Dont bear kids you can't raise. If na 1 or 2 your power reach, kindly do so. Nigeria problems start from the population.

With ehailing, if you have better planning, and god com bless you say you be car owner wallahi you'll make it if you're focus. Start saving 5k daily that's 25k for 5days simple 100k a month. Live within your standard that's all but I see my guys going to club balling and competing with G boys or having multiple girls.

And if you're a married man/woman reading this kindly have a family planning just bear the one you can raise I believe 2 is very okay for standard of living in naija. Unless you're billionaire even the so called billionaires dont bear children like average and poor class.

All problem in naija can't wipe out by 2023 so please have a plans populations is the biggest problem naija is currently facing

I rest here

BAZ001:
You said it all, only cooperate or people getting married or occasions will keep u on stand by. But u see olosho geng , na to dey do Snapchat or video in ur car still abuse u for driving slow.

You need to see d way some bridal train girls load my booth with bags and shoes from hotel. Dey no send u at all. Expensive/big cars are not so good for the job.
I wonder how dem @Pope191 dey do 400k offline

Brother the only advice I get for that young man is that,

He should find a very cheap tokumbo and use the recommended oil.

Dont and I repeat never try to get any car above 2million because repayment is the koko.

I regretted when I scroll back to year 2018 and I saw toyota Echo 2005 naija used selling at 450k to 500k and used civic was 350k to 400k. Hyundai and kia Rio 2008 both was selling for 350k in fact 250k to 300k for manual.

Did you know if person con get loan then and buy these cars repair to standard na hot cake by now and you don become car owner be that.

So brother my advice to the young man is that if you fit get tokumbo bolt Uber standard recommended of 100k I'm just saying buy am. Because tommorow is still pregnant.

You'll get scratch, tyre go boast, headlamps will blur, danfo will scratch you, bike delivery go brake your side mirrors these are things to look out for in Lagos especially.

Forget resale value whatever for now. Focus on how to make the payment plans easy and convenient for you and your health.

Young man tommorow is pregnant if you're reading this 3-4m is not a small money oh. Dont believe dashboard earnings that's not statement of account is not visible in bank account just an illusions of you working nioo.

I rest here

Below was andman post back in Sept last year tokumbo of Echo was still 1.2m then and na Uber standard

Felicity001:
Honda civic on HP? Irrespective of the year type the question is what would be left of the car without second value after 3yrs of paying back the contract? It will be best you go with a Toyota ooh... Clients taste for good cars are gradually going up also think of the competitive advantage a good car gives to a regular car and then the resale value after say 5yrs.

If I were you I'd gone for a Camry 09/2010 with a total package of at most 2.5m, las las say 3.8m/4m on HP. You could be lucky the person could just add a million to it you never can tell.

I'll pay back faster with a more luxurious car than the regular car because you stand a chance of having more offline trips, better pay,less stress with no Commission and bad roads that will increase you cost of repairs.

May you find wisdom in making the right decision.

Where is izzuo self pope191 na and BAZ001 send am go China to buy car DVD o since then our bros never return... You guus should bring back our izzuo o. Abi pocho don finish d guy for corner?

Bro dont you think its gonna take him 3-4years before repayment.

Even if he use 2020 model of any vehicle, offline is luck for every driver. You know am a living witness. Only cooperate people do cares about cars and they're limited to Uber and not too many.

I've drove 2017 toyota corolla sport full option. But naija people dont freaking care oh they just wanna get to their destination faster and safer.

With any kind of car you're driving, just make sure your suspensions, bushings, leakage is good and also ac should be good too. Let your interior and exterior be classic and neat.

And drive very carefully. I dont think expensive cars are great game changer for this hustle except if they increase the fare which they will never want to try that for now.

My opinion though.

Pavicx:
What's funny?
Your senses be acting like your username...

Nothing's funny idiot was trying to create a comment

RIP SIR

[b]FRSC officials in the state say the crash was caused by overspeeding on the part of the driver of the Toyota Highlander who lost control of his vehicle and rammed into the stationary parked Truck by the side of the road.
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I can't figure out what people derive in speeding unnecessarily.

Nigeria roads are not design for race. In fact they're death trap just manage your 80km/h although road user will curse and still lament that you're stupid for moving slow while on Express but hey they ain't gonna live your life for you.

I see many people reading this and will still go above 120km/h today.

Me with my Corolla sport, highest have gone was 100km/h and that was on Ibadan expressway.


Dont rush in this life. Because problem never finish

I remembered travelling to Ibadan few weeks back I was on 80km/h, Naso I see small Lexus es 300 over speeding and doing Fast and furious.

I just shake my head because last last we were caught in Guru Maraji Traffic.

That guy was asked to deliver car hes a car dealer from that ID. But what I noticed from these young Lad is that most of them are not the rightful owner of the cars they use in drag racing or fraud money.

If you hustle and buy car (coupled with maintenance) danfo or deliver bike break your Mirros and japa, you would know how to really take good care of things.

Anyways RIP to the Dead.

Someone reading this will still speed above 120Km/h today.

Pearl1910:
This just cracked me up, cos I dey vex say I never receive alert of 5k and 3k wey riders do for me today.

Riders know what they're doing.

Once its ending of every month I used to refused anything transfer cos most bank dey do audit/balancing.

Use this method and be free... just go to cybercafe and type this exact words *150 naira make use of their photocopy 60naira and collect their cell tape to safe yourself from unnecessary riders tension.

Place one on your dashboard and one at the back headrest.

Stay safe

As seen on WhatsApp

I really have to drop this message

Pray you don't come africa in your next life...

RIP in ADVANCE

Good morning my Dear SMs.
The Need to know.

RAIN.
The Rains are here, reduce your speed because the Roads will be wet and Slippery.

OUR BREAKS.
Check your Break System to ensure your Breaks are working well to cope with the Friction on our Road while Driving.

YOUR TIRES.
Kindly Ensure that your Tires are good and Road Worthy.Please do not use worn out Tires.They have a Lifespan of 4 years, however depending on mileage too based on anyone that comes first.

YOUR WIPER.
Ensure that your wiper is working well to clean your windscreen during Rains to enhance visibility.

YOUR LIGHTS.
Please make sure that all your lighting system are fully functional.It is always necessary to make sure that your lights are working especially now that the Rains are here.

NO AC OR NO HEATER.
Please once it is raining and you know you do not have AC or Heater in your Car,please safely park your Car because the Atmosphere becomes Foggy which will hamper your visibility.Wait untill the Rain is Over then you can move..

Assistant referee will take over.

But see as competition be like say na 1986 dem dey play the game.

Match, no channel dey show am. If person com finally get a link to view it, na like say dem dey play the ball in year 1950.

Africa is still sleeping.

1)Ask her about the things that make her happy. Whatever it is try to make it up to her.

2)Ask her the name of the love song that comes to her heart any time she remembers you. Whatever the answers you make it up to her.

3)Ask her whether she likes you when she met you for the first time, whatever she says, make it up to her.

4)Ask her when did she start developing feelings for you. This kind of question will flash her back to when she met you, to the beginning of your relationship. This question will bring both of you tight than before.

5)Ask her how much did she loves you, she will smile before she answers you. She will probably give you the right answer.

6)Ask her what makes her accept you as her man.

7)Ask her to tell you those things that make her comfortable around you.

As a man always makes your girl happy always, so that your relationship will be so safe

If you're youth reading my comment RN.


Sell that your car/valuable stuff leave this county before it's too late.

Your future is bright go get that Canada, Australia,Norway,USA Visa.

“Recruit 50 million youths into the army,” he stated, adding that “what they will eat —cassava, corn, yam, will grow here.”

It is done...

Congratulations...

May God continue to be with you

*MORE HUSTLING TIPS/RED FLAG AND DANGER ZONES TO AVOID PICK UPs/DROP OFFs FROM.*

1. Bolade Road Junction by Moyosore Plaza, Oshodi. On no acct should you drop off or pick up a rider here. If u must do so, make sure u drive into the Plaza or into SONEG filling station.

2. When driving out of the airport, on no acct should you stop to give anybody a ride no matter how d person may appear to be like even if they are dressing like Imams or reverend fathers. It is a complete trick to get your car clamped down for 35k to 50k. Many drivers have been tricked tru this method.

3. On no account should you park anywhere around the entire airport without it being inside any of the approved car Parks.

4. If you must pick up a visibly sick person, ensure that he or she is accompanied by at least one person.

5. Avoid parking and sleeping inside your car behind Excellence Hotel Ogba. Local govt touts will come and burst or harrass you there.

6. If you are coming from Fadeyi and you are to connect Bajulaiye/Moroco Road just by the first bank, make sure you make use of the round about and not just turn to the left in the manner in which you are coming. LG touts are always there at that junction inside KEKE Maruwa waiting for any driver to make the mistake.

7. Avoid parking on anywhere around UNILAG road area. In short, anywhere you are parking in this Lagos, just ensure it is inside a street. Lagos uniform men no sabi wetin dem dey call emergency or hazzard lights ooo��‍♂️.

8. Avoid parking on any road around the entire Ikoyi area. Avoid picking up riders in frot of passport office.

9. Don't make the mistake of dropping off/picking up riders at Oshodi Under bridge. U may not be lucky.

10. Don't wait for a rider to do transfer to you inside the airport. Ur car could be clamped down in the process.

11. Be careful with the traffic light at Palm Avenue/Ladipo Junction. LG touts are always there.
��If any LG tout jumps into your front at anytime and the road is *free ahead* , please treat his forkup or if u are a swege homand is colleagues will treat your forkup and move ooo��‍♂️��but at your own risk��‍♀️��‍♀️�������


*Pls edit and add your own. Let's make this robust for new drivers��.*

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Apostle of Ehailing ‼️

‘The number of internet users is around 4.6bn. The number of those with pay-TV is around 1.7bn. And many, many, many of these people have both. I’m really curious as to how this number was arrived at!’

Hmmm

You didn't state it that it's a right hand drive...

State everything clear to prospective buyer...

Welcome Burger King...

Just open your outlet around Victoria Island, Ikoyi, Lekki 1, Sangotedo,Yaba, Surulere and Ikeja....

To avoid story that

OFFLINE TRIPS.

Like a proverb, " if you want offline trip be ready to go offline".

Most of pilots on e-hailing as resorted to offline trips as quick money, saving it from Bolt commision.

When this e-hailing companies came first to Africa, they didn't put "driver requested for offline" on the app for riders to reports.

As time goes they had to put it to save themselves from liquidation a.k.a total collapse of the company.

I must be truthful on this requesting for offline from a rider is bad in every sense, and I breach of agreement between drivers and the e-hailing company.

In other words you have cheated the system, and punishment would be served.

So what they did was to put drivers who request for offline trip on offline mood.

Through that means you will be able to know the difference between shouting for passengers and simply getting a passenger through a simple tech.

But I won't be 100% supportive on e-hailing side, because of the nature of this job in Africa not only Nigeria, colleagues from South Africa also have similar complains with us here in Nigeria.

Not all riders find it friendly and okay telling them let's do offline, you maybe falling into an endless pit of no return with the company.

So my advice to drivers who want to do offline.

1. You shouldn't make it frequent, like almost everyday.

2. You should always know the right time to do it, when it's late and closing time, you can do so.

The list my add up.

To crown it all, I Think we need to stop using the word "let's do offline".

Why not getting to the riders location talk to him or her " pls ma or sir that location you going by this time is far from me, I may end up getting there and not see request coming back, I will prefer you pay estimated price you have seen on the app. Without us Starting the trip.

Twisting word actually confuse people than putting it direct.

Opinions are allowed.

leocozy:
I greet you all my bosses in the trade. So I am considering starting this hustle by getting a car on weekly rentals with Moove.

Them say I must complete 45 trips weekly, then supply 60hrs and make the minimum net earnings of 50k. I will only be able to drive on Uber as na their phone I go take dey work.

Plz anyone has experience with Moove? And are these figures possible to achieve weekly considering the fact that I will only be using Uber

Run

To buy naija used also is very expensive

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The solution to this country in my own opinion is

LET

US

DIVIDE

We are totally different in everything.
Our culture is different, our lifestyle is not similar even our religion practices are different.

Below shows good achievements of Rwanda

Take a good look around your neighbourhood's, a region which I won't mention find it hard to contribute anything to the society. They don't pay house rent, they prefer sleeping in one shop.

They are comfortable cutting finger nails
They hardly married to 1 wife
Getting married to teenagers girls is their major achievements
They create Islamic hisbah to be terrorizing the good citizens.
How can you be destroying beers and spending money generated from it.
In 2021 you can't kiss your supposed wife or girlfriend in public
Police can't arrest people changing dollar but will arrest some part of people changing new notes.

Nigerian law is set for some region to enjoy while some region to suffer.

Go to any government offices, their major language is Hausa.

I used to love United Nigeria before but I've buried that idea.

I'm tired of naija matter we' have to go on our separate ways.

Rule 1, beg your creator not to come naija
2. In any case you find yourself in naija, plan to run far away.


RIP the king.

MEANWHILE, in your next life, never ever I repeat NEVER EVER CHOSE AFRICA.

I saw a post on Twitter say:

Whenever Almighty God in heaven feel bored, he'll just switch to channel 419 which is nigeria and that alone will restore his boredom.



Meanwhile below is an amazing achievement of Rwanda government

Hmmm



“The property to be forfeited are Mercedes Benz E500,Toyota Hilux 2020 model, five-bedroom duplex on Ibrahim Beto Street, Osapa London, Lekki, Lagos State, and a four-bedroom semi-detached duplex at Ologolo Jakande, Lekki.

Nothing beat legit hustle

Hilux 2020

Below is my list:

1. Balotelli
2. Pepe
3. Gattuso
4. Ashley Cole
5. Sergio Ramos
6. Skrtel
7. Yakubu
8. Diego Costa
9. Dele alli
10. Suarez

Why will Nigerian government agreed to this?

Just 200 people in two weeks... when one single plane can carry 300 people.

I just pray they'll come back to their senses and review this horrible agreement.

He's a clown

Am not moved about this announcement.

That's exactly the same thing Moove did when they came, but where are they now with bragging of having 2016/17 cars.

Policy is the problems and Lagos state doesn't seems to have good policy for working environment. I once drove Uber for Moove and men that's modern day slavery.

Come to think of it, shey Olosho wey dey fight with taxify driver for 200naira, na she wan enter SUV Sport utility of 3k na to kill the driver be that.

What happen to Train/Metro lanes and Trams. At least create alternative road that will link epe to CMS not that lekki epe expressway that will be more decongestant when dangote refinery kick off.

Well I don't know who advise these set of people.

Nigeria Government will make you sick

God will help us

Stay safe everyone

Ghost1994