₦airaland Forum

klassykute:
no b rat abi .. shaen na elephant dey there abi na cow..... dats bush RAT

No, that's bush rabbit. Humble yourself and learn, no man is God.

halfricanadian:
So has she killed her husband

Did that stop the illegitimate child from being her hubby's child?

She just successfully made her self a widow
Made her kids fatherless and the other child fatherless

She should be honored with a medal of life imprisonment Lawyer my foot! She cudnt even defend her home in a right manner

By virtue of section 42 subsection 2 of Nigeria Constitution there is nothing like "illegitimate child".

majamajic:
this na rat na

So you don't even know rat? Na wa for some Nigerians.

holamiday:
Those trays are obviously faulty. For those saying it's because of the emergency door nonsense.
Didn't the manufacturer consider that before designing it that way. Abi una think say na Innoson make the plane?

Same thing on my mind. As if they know aircraft safety more than the manufacturers.

BeClever:
It's probably because the the tray may disturb movements close to the emergency door..

Just that the sign didn't look nice...



Please let us not take this thread serious as it just the paper that made it look like that..

Arik is a great airline and I have used it countless times.

I LOVE ARIK AIR !! !!!!!!!!

Just listen to yourself please.

Drabeey:
This wasnt done in good faith. You gave help to people and still took it out to the media to see what you've done.
Its was just for publicity. Not with good heart



Anyways.



DrabeeyWasHere

What about your T.B. Joshua?

Armaggedon:
op u are not very correct. Infact u are not being fair to Igbos.

As far as religion is concerned, Igbos are the least gullible pple. No igbo takes religion to the extreme like Hausa and yoruba do.

For example, pastor muoka of the lords chosen was accussed by his member of underhand spiritual dealings

pastor Awuzia of zoe ministry was also accussed also

but yoloba pastors who commit similar crimes are instead revered and hailed by their kinsmen as 'Daddy' even Tb Joshua who was caught on tape trying to cover the death of close to 100 members of his church has not been touched.

Adeboye,kumuyi and co are just like revd king but are feigning saintly mien. If tb joshua was igbo he would be in jail by now

summary: igbos expose their criminal pastors, yolobas cover and worship thiers

killing revd king may be justice but leaving his yoloba mates is injustice because equality is equity

You mean Adeboye & Kumuyi are like your Rev. King? I hope you have evidence to support your assertion?

gist4kidsblog:
http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/02/anglican-church-forces-bride-to-wear.html?m=1

Celebration of marriage in the church is not by force, but if you have willfully chosen to celebrate your marriage in the church, then you must follow the rules and regulations of the church. Consequently your case is hereby dismissed for lack of merit and accordingly I award the sum of six hundred thousand Naira against you. Sign: Hon. Judge of the masses. 28-02-2016

ObiOmaMu:
I can't confirm how true this photo is but according to Justice, this is what a LION has been reduced to in the old Jos zoo!


http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/02/see-what-lion-has-been-reduced-to-in.html

All I can see is a carcass.

abduldope:
lol am alrdy using my airtel.... i bliv NCC is behind this move #bloody.zombies

How is their tariff?

abduldope:
hmmm i got an sms frm them this evning saying thus " Dear customer MTN Trutalk+ plan is no longer available. but u can gt more value on MTN trutalk with 100% on every N100 & above on every recharge thank you" i guess they are back to milk us bad bad again

And they started charging me 20 kobo per second(N12 per minute) as against N6.60k on True talk+ after receiving the same message. I'm thinking of getting Etisalat or Airtel tomorrow to add to my lines.

ijustdey:
A prostitute has been arrested after she stabbed her customer due to money trouble.





http://opera.pulse.ng/gist/dollar-palaver-ashewo-stabs-man-over-price-increase-id4733931.html

15k per night? She is unserious. As if borehole Toto is made of gold .

Emmatdayo:
how do u mean

She would likely abandon him sooner than expected because most Nigerian women/celebrities can hardly manage success.

Emmatdayo:
na the husband i dey fell for,i pray she doesnt dump him later

Just now self...

Eyor1:
see you, I use sony android phones but tecno is trying and I must commend them.

Good, if you say "trying" I will agree with you.

bokohalal:
The Oba of Benin did not attend the ceremony.

Can you just mention one occasion where you have seen the Oba of Benin outside his palace. For your information the Oba of Benin is not like other Obas.

Eyor1:
Tecno is a wicked product that brings about revolutions in the phone sector.

For you to be praising Tecno it means you have not used real phone(s). For your information Tecno is not a real phone.

ChappyChase:
Okay, but what organisation will employ a graduate of psychology?

Psychiatric hospitals etc.

McCarlito:
Don't know if to call it the good old days when sim packs are sold for #15,000 - #28,000 naira.......
Lols.....











Indomie children will not comprehend

I still have mine.

Eyor1:
Tecno go tumble them with their next release.

What is Tecno?

JayKayMaybachz:
https://images.fonearena.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Gionee-S8.jpg

Gionee just announced its flagship S8 smartphone at its MWC 2016 event in Barcelona and also unveiled its new logo. It packs a 5.5-inch 1080p AMOLED display with pressure sensitive 3D touch that can sense 3 levels of force including touch, tap and press and has screen-to-body ratio of 74.9%. It is powered by an Octa-Core MediaTek Helio P10 (MT6755) processor and runs on Android 6.0 (Marshmallow) wit Amigo OS 3.2 on top, which has several new features such a dual WhatsApp support for each SIMs, floating window to watch video while on WhatsApp or browser, Gionee abroad service and more. Amigo OS 4.0 will be available in June.

https://images.fonearena.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Gionee-S82.jpg


It has a 16-megapixel rear camera with LED flash, Laser auto-focus, phase-detection auto-focus (PDAF) and a 8-megapixel front-facing camera. It has full metal unibody build and the company says that it has world’s first invisible antenna design in the full loop around the edge. It also has patents for the design.



https://images.fonearena.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Gionee-S81.jpg

It has fingerprint sensor embedded into the home button that has response time of just 0.1 seconds and identification time of 0.38 seconds. It has 70dB dual microphones and AKM3961 recording chip.

Gionee S8 specifications

5.5-inch (1920× 1080 pixels) Full HD AMOLED display with 3D touch, 2.5D arc glass and Corning Gorilla Glass 4 protection
1.95 GHz Octa-core MediaTek Helio P10 (MT6755) processor with Mali T860MP2 GPU
4GB RAM, 64GB Internal memory, expandable memory up to 128GB with micro SD
Android 6.0 (Marshmallow) with Amigo OS 3.2
Hybrid Dual SIM (micro + nano / microSD)
16MP rear camera with LED flash, f/1.8 aperture, RWB technology, 6P lenses, PDAF, Laser AF
8MP front-facing camera
Fingerprint sensor, DTS audio
4G LTE with VoLTE, Wi-Fi 802.11 ac/a/b/g/n, Bluetooth 4.1, GPS
3000mAh battery with fast charging
The Gionee S8 comes in Rose Gold, Grey and Gold colors and is priced at 449 Euros (US$ 494 / Rs. 33885 approx.). It will be available from the end of March, 2016.

http://www.fonearena.com/blog/175887/gionee-s8-with-5-5-inch-1080p-display-with-3d-touch-4gb-ram-full-metal-body-announced.html

Mental body? One has to be careful with such phone during raining/wet season because of lightning ⚡.

Djicemob:
Okay but "terms and condition" apply o

That is to say?

nunamyeong:
naija music where you go dey hear, walangolo pumba as lyrics,



and have you ever wonder why an american song of last five years still make sense again, if you hear it.

What is five years? Say fifty (50) years.

Djicemob:
Just this morning i wanted to blend something with the new blender(or grinder,whichever name you might call it) that i just bought and i notice the number 666 is been encrusted on the appliance,that was when i took out the carton and noticed the name of the said electronic was PYRAMID.

Nairalanders,is this the true defination of an "Endtime Blender"?

Though am not too religious but it kinda feel weird after all the stories about illuminati,pyramid,666 as the mark of the "beast" and all.

Send it to me so that I will pray over it and return it to you.

coachwilcox:
Mr David Ahmed Okoro started the day early, having set his alarm clock (MADE IN FINLAND) for 6am. While his teapot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his clipper (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on his shirt (MADE IN THE UK), and designer jeans (MADE IN ITALY) and shoes (MADE IN THE USA).

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric cooker (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his wristwatch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to his radio (MADE IN VIETNAM) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled with petrol imported from (SAUDI ARABIA) and continued his search for a good paying NIGERIAN job...

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer (MADE IN MALAYSIA), Mr David Ahmed Okoro decided to relax for a while. He put on his slippers (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN SOUTH AFRICA), while fiddling with his mobile phone (MADE IN SOUTH KOREA), and then wondered why he cant find a good paying job in... NIGERIA.

He felt achy and sore in his left kneel, he decided to take one tablet of his TRAMADOL TABLETS (MADE IN BANGLADESH) to relieve the pain. Lying down on his bed and wondering why NIGERIAN External Foreign Reserve has depleted to under $ 28billion which has translated to free fall depreciation of Nigerian NAIRA to US DOLLAR at PARALLEL MARKET.......

Fellow Nigerians, let's us start producing, let us start buying made in NIGERIA goods If our economy is to grow and create better jobs.

How can a country like Nigeria be importing toothpick, cutting bud, cotton wool, matches, rubber band e.t.c? And we complain at d same time that there is no jobs for our teeming youths?

The situation is even pathetic now when you see Nigerians ( in Lagos) prefer Cotonou garri to that of Ijebu, buy cotonou pineapple and they say it is better than that of Nigeria. That is why frozen foods will be exported to Cotonou from farms like that of obasanjo repacked and imported back to Nigeria because they know Nigerians always prefer made in outside Nigeria goods .
That is why you will see an expatriate renumeration will be juicy than that of his Nigeria counterpart even if that Nigerian is more certificated than d expatriate ( This also happen in government parastatals).

Any nation that import majorly foreign made goods/ services rather than producing their own are hurting its people....

When we keep importing foreign made products into Nigeria, we keep importing poverty into our country and exporting jobs abroad...

Let's go back to the land to grow and patronise MADE IN NIGERIA products...

PLEASE SHARE FREELY TO ENLIGHTEN ALL NIGERIANS.

My friend closed down his production factory because he was not making enough profit to purchase diesel and pay electricity bill at the same time. After paying your tax to our corrupt government you still have to provide your social amenities at exorbitant rate and often times very difficult to get. Presently Nigeria is a failed State and I hope we get it right soon enough.

Ilovemystate:
No be only Ikeja
Lagos is the smallest state in landmass in Nigeria

He is not aware.

Yomieluv:
Why would u say "thank you,didnt you work for the money ni?

Does your boss tell you thank you for doing your duties.

Its the reward for your labor,and not transfer payment.

Yes, honestly each time I carry out an assignment in the office my boss always thank me. Moreover what do you stand to loose by saying thank you?

omonnakoda:
Guy please act like a literate person and read again what you quoted. I am not disproving I am questioning .Must I believe every thing I hear or read? Someone comes and says this is the biggest farm in Nigeria.I did not say it is a lie I asked for more information. Did you attend school at all?

Don't mind them, people like him are so many here and they always quote one out of context and they also hate/fear reasonable and brilliant people like you.

Smartlife:
As of yesterday prices of android phones and tablet skyrockted. In our techno house office this is the price of phones now.

Tecno H6 = #30,000

Tecno Y4= #21,000

Tecno Y2= #17,000

Tecno M6= #32,000

Tecno boom J5= #30,000

Tecno droidpad7= #32,000

Tecno Canon 8 = #42,000

Tecno L5 = #25,000

Tecno Y6= #28,000

Infinix hot note = #37,000

Infinix hot = #31,000

Itel vision = 30,000

Itel 1503 = #20,000

Itel 1506 = #25,000

Itel inote prime tablet = #27,000

Prime ii = #28,000

What about real phones like iphone, blackberry, Microsoft, Sony, Samsung, HTC et al.

donbenie:
And what is repugnant about expecting a man to do the honourable thing and marry a woman he calls his wife properly or does the word WIFE not get any definition where you come from..

I'm talking about paternity not marriage please.

excellentmomma:
Which one passes repugnancy test?

Killing innocent pple to bury one pagan of a king (abobaku things) abi Oro festival rampage,

Killing innocent people everywhere? Answer

This one they are telling you to be responsible or we might make you responsible one day, so you want free wife and free children? Look elsewhere for that abeg.

Why don't you advice your daughters or sisters to be responsible so that men will not take advantage of them. No properly brought up lady will agree to live with a man who is not her legitimate husband let alone having children for him. The bottom line is, give your female children good home training .

donbenie:
And what is repugnant about expecting a man to do the honourable thing and marry a woman he calls his wife properly or does the word WIFE not get any definition where you come from..

Read the following cases: Edet v. Essien (1932) 1 WNLR 47; Okoriko v. Otobo (1961) NWLR 48; Meribe v. Egwu (1977) 3 SC 23.