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Apart from religious reasons why do Nigerians pretend so much about sex, click Why Should We Avoid Premarital Sex? following up on MzMyColi poser on the burning question.

To get some clarity on the confusion as to why the deistic force of retribution and justice known as ṢANGÓ is generally misunderstood, click ṢANGÓ-ONE OF THE 401 MISPERCEIVED ÍRUNMO̩LẸ to read on how the misperception is rationalized.

To read about the new Intel's low-energy Core M processor, click PROCESSOR OF CONFUSION to read on how this relatively new chip oppresses some of its predecessors.

Who is to blame immediately a budding relationship start heading south? Find out by clicking THE RELATIONSHIP BLAME GAME: THE ABUSE, THE ABUSED & THE ABUSER to see if you agree or not with the arguments.

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To understand how a child begotten through the mating of a husband and wife still manages to capture the resemblance of an outsider, click PARANORMAL or SCIENCE:MATERNAL IMPRINTING where a rational possibility is examined, following up on Nelly's 99.3 Nigeria Info Friday radio talk show 'Paranormal or Science'

Apart from religious reasons why do Nigerians pretend so much about sex, click Why Should We Avoid Premarital Sex? following up on MzMyColi poser on the burning question.

To get some clarity on the confusion as to why the deistic force of retribution and justice known as ṢANGÓ is generally misunderstood, click ṢANGÓ-ONE OF THE 401 MISPERCEIVED ÍRUNMO̩LẸ to read on how the misperception is rationalized.

To read about the new Intel's low-energy Core M processor, click PROCESSOR OF CONFUSION to read on how this relatively new chip oppresses some of its predecessors.

Who is to blame immediately a budding relationship start heading south? Find out by clicking THE RELATIONSHIP BLAME GAME: THE ABUSE, THE ABUSED & THE ABUSER to see if you agree or not with the arguments.

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To understand how a child begotten through the mating of a husband and wife still manages to capture the resemblance of an outsider, click PARANORMAL or SCIENCE:MATERNAL IMPRINTING where a rational possibility is examined, following up on Nelly's 99.3 Nigeria Info Friday radio talk show 'Paranormal or Science'

Apart from religious reasons why do Nigerians pretend so much about sex, click Why Should We Avoid Premarital Sex? following up on MzMyColi poser on the burning question.

To get some clarity on the confusion as to why the deistic force of retribution and justice known as ṢANGÓ is generally misunderstood, click ṢANGÓ-ONE OF THE 401 MISPERCEIVED ÍRUNMO̩LẸ to read on how the misperception is rationalized.

To read about the new Intel's low-energy Core M processor, click PROCESSOR OF CONFUSION to read on how this relatively new chip oppresses some of its predecessors.

Who is to blame immediately a budding relationship start heading south? Find out by clicking THE RELATIONSHIP BLAME GAME: THE ABUSE, THE ABUSED & THE ABUSER to see if you agree or not with the arguments.

One of these interesting topics might fancy your interest

To understand how a child begotten through the mating of a husband and wife still manages to capture the resemblance of an outsider, click PARANORMAL or SCIENCE:MATERNAL IMPRINTING where a rational possibility is examined, following up on Nelly's 99.3 Nigeria Info Friday radio talk show 'Paranormal or Science'

Apart from religious reasons why do Nigerians pretend so much about sex, click Why Should We Avoid Premarital Sex? following up on MzMyColi poser on the burning question.

To get some clarity on the confusion as to why the deistic force of retribution and justice known as ṢANGÓ is generally misunderstood, click ṢANGÓ-ONE OF THE 401 MISPERCEIVED ÍRUNMO̩LẸ to read on how the misperception is rationalized.

To read about the new Intel's low-energy Core M processor, click PROCESSOR OF CONFUSION to read on how this relatively new chip oppresses some of its predecessors.

Who is to blame immediately a budding relationship start heading south? Find out by clicking THE RELATIONSHIP BLAME GAME: THE ABUSE, THE ABUSED & THE ABUSER to see if you agree or not with the arguments.

One of these interesting topics might fancy your interest

To understand how a child begotten through the mating of a husband and wife still manages to capture the resemblance of an outsider, click PARANORMAL or SCIENCE:MATERNAL IMPRINTING where a rational possibility is examined, following up on Nelly's 99.3 Nigeria Info Friday radio talk show 'Paranormal or Science'

Apart from religious reasons why do Nigerians pretend so much about sex, click Why Should We Avoid Premarital Sex? following up on MzMyColi poser on the burning question.

To get some clarity on the confusion as to why the deistic force of retribution and justice known as ṢANGÓ is generally misunderstood, click ṢANGÓ-ONE OF THE 401 MISPERCEIVED ÍRUNMO̩LẸ to read on how the misperception is rationalized.

To read about the new Intel's low-energy Core M processor, click PROCESSOR OF CONFUSION to read on how this relatively new chip oppresses some of its predecessors.

Who is to blame immediately a budding relationship start heading south? Find out by clicking THE RELATIONSHIP BLAME GAME: THE ABUSE, THE ABUSED & THE ABUSER to see if you agree or not with the arguments.

One of these interesting topics might fancy your interest

To understand how a child begotten through the mating of a husband and wife still manages to capture the resemblance of an outsider, click PARANORMAL or SCIENCE:MATERNAL IMPRINTING where a rational possibility is examined, following up on Nelly's 99.3 Nigeria Info Friday radio talk show 'Paranormal or Science'

Apart from religious reasons why do Nigerians pretend so much about sex, click Why Should We Avoid Premarital Sex? following up on MzMyColi poser on the burning question.

To get some clarity on the confusion as to why the deistic force of retribution and justice known as ṢANGÓ is generally misunderstood, click ṢANGÓ-ONE OF THE 401 MISPERCEIVED ÍRUNMO̩LẸ to read on how the misperception is rationalized.

To read about the new Intel's low-energy Core M processor, click PROCESSOR OF CONFUSION to read on how this relatively new chip oppresses some of its predecessors.

Who is to blame immediately a budding relationship start heading south? Find out by clicking THE RELATIONSHIP BLAME GAME: THE ABUSE, THE ABUSED & THE ABUSER to see if you agree or not with the arguments.

One of these interesting topics might fancy your interest

To understand how a child begotten through the mating of a husband and wife still manages to capture the resemblance of an outsider, click PARANORMAL or SCIENCE:MATERNAL IMPRINTING where a rational possibility is examined, following up on Nelly's 99.3 Nigeria Info Friday radio talk show 'Paranormal or Science'

Apart from religious reasons why do Nigerians pretend so much about sex, click Why Should We Avoid Premarital Sex? following up on MzMyColi poser on the burning question.

To get some clarity on the confusion as to why the deistic force of retribution and justice known as ṢANGÓ is generally misunderstood, click ṢANGÓ-ONE OF THE 401 MISPERCEIVED ÍRUNMO̩LẸ to read on how the misperception is rationalized.

To read about the new Intel's low-energy Core M processor, click PROCESSOR OF CONFUSION to read on how this relatively new chip oppresses some of its predecessors.

Who is to blame immediately a budding relationship start heading south? Find out by clicking THE RELATIONSHIP BLAME GAME: THE ABUSE, THE ABUSED & THE ABUSER to see if you agree or not with the arguments.

One of these interesting topics might fancy your interest

To understand how a child begotten through the mating of a husband and wife still manages to capture the resemblance of an outsider, click PARANORMAL or SCIENCE:MATERNAL IMPRINTING where a rational possibility is examined, following up on Nelly's 99.3 Nigeria Info Friday radio talk show 'Paranormal or Science'

Apart from religious reasons why do Nigerians pretend so much about sex, click Why Should We Avoid Premarital Sex? following up on MzMyColi poser on the burning question.

To get some clarity on the confusion as to why the deistic force of retribution and justice known as ṢANGÓ is generally misunderstood, click ṢANGÓ-ONE OF THE 401 MISPERCEIVED ÍRUNMO̩LẸ to read on how the misperception is rationalized.

To read about the new Intel's low-energy Core M processor, click PROCESSOR OF CONFUSION to read on how this relatively new chip oppresses some of its predecessors.

Who is to blame immediately a budding relationship start heading south? Find out by clicking THE RELATIONSHIP BLAME GAME: THE ABUSE, THE ABUSED & THE ABUSER to see if you agree or not with the arguments.

One of these interesting topics might fancy your interest

To understand how a child begotten through the mating of a husband and wife still manages to capture the resemblance of an outsider, click PARANORMAL or SCIENCE:MATERNAL IMPRINTING where a rational possibility is examined, following up on Nelly's 99.3 Nigeria Info Friday radio talk show 'Paranormal or Science'

Apart from religious reasons why do Nigerians pretend so much about sex, click Why Should We Avoid Premarital Sex? following up on MzMyColi poser on the burning question.

To get some clarity on the confusion as to why the deistic force of retribution and justice known as ṢANGÓ is generally misunderstood, click ṢANGÓ-ONE OF THE 401 MISPERCEIVED ÍRUNMO̩LẸ to read on how the misperception is rationalized.

To read about the new Intel's low-energy Core M processor, click PROCESSOR OF CONFUSION to read on how this relatively new chip oppresses some of its predecessors.

Who is to blame immediately a budding relationship start heading south? Find out by clicking THE RELATIONSHIP BLAME GAME: THE ABUSE, THE ABUSED & THE ABUSER to see if you agree or not with the arguments.

One of these interesting topics might fancy your interest

To understand how a child begotten through the mating of a husband and wife still manages to capture the resemblance of an outsider, click PARANORMAL or SCIENCE:MATERNAL IMPRINTING where a rational possibility is examined, following up on Nelly's 99.3 Nigeria Info Friday radio talk show 'Paranormal or Science'

Apart from religious reasons why do Nigerians pretend so much about sex, click Why Should We Avoid Premarital Sex? following up on MzMyColi poser on the burning question.

To get some clarity on the confusion as to why the deistic force of retribution and justice known as ṢANGÓ is generally misunderstood, click ṢANGÓ-ONE OF THE 401 MISPERCEIVED ÍRUNMO̩LẸ to read on how the misperception is rationalized.

To read about the new Intel's low-energy Core M processor, click PROCESSOR OF CONFUSION to read on how this relatively new chip oppresses some of its predecessors.

Who is to blame immediately a budding relationship start heading south? Find out by clicking THE RELATIONSHIP BLAME GAME: THE ABUSE, THE ABUSED & THE ABUSER to see if you agree or not with the arguments.

One of these interesting topics might fancy your interest

To understand how a child begotten through the mating of a husband and wife still manages to capture the resemblance of an outsider, click PARANORMAL or SCIENCE:MATERNAL IMPRINTING where a rational possibility is examined, following up on Nelly's 99.3 Nigeria Info Friday radio talk show 'Paranormal or Science'

Apart from religious reasons why do Nigerians pretend so much about sex, click Why Should We Avoid Premarital Sex? following up on MzMyColi poser on the burning question.

To get some clarity on the confusion as to why the deistic force of retribution and justice known as ṢANGÓ is generally misunderstood, click ṢANGÓ-ONE OF THE 401 MISPERCEIVED ÍRUNMO̩LẸ to read on how the misperception is rationalized.

To read about the new Intel's low-energy Core M processor, click PROCESSOR OF CONFUSION to read on how this relatively new chip oppresses some of its predecessors.

Who is to blame immediately a budding relationship start heading south? Find out by clicking THE RELATIONSHIP BLAME GAME: THE ABUSE, THE ABUSED & THE ABUSER to see if you agree or not with the arguments.

One of these interesting topics might fancy your interest

To understand how a child begotten through the mating of a husband and wife still manages to capture the resemblance of an outsider, click PARANORMAL or SCIENCE:MATERNAL IMPRINTING where a rational possibility is examined, following up on Nelly's 99.3 Nigeria Info Friday radio talk show 'Paranormal or Science'

Apart from religious reasons why do Nigerians pretend so much about sex, click Why Should We Avoid Premarital Sex? following up on MzMyColi poser on the burning question.

To get some clarity on the confusion as to why the deistic force of retribution and justice known as ṢANGÓ is generally misunderstood, click ṢANGÓ-ONE OF THE 401 MISPERCEIVED ÍRUNMO̩LẸ to read on how the misperception is rationalized.

To read about the new Intel's low-energy Core M processor, click PROCESSOR OF CONFUSION to read on how this relatively new chip oppresses some of its predecessors.

Who is to blame immediately a budding relationship start heading south? Find out by clicking THE RELATIONSHIP BLAME GAME: THE ABUSE, THE ABUSED & THE ABUSER to see if you agree or not with the arguments.

One of these interesting topics might fancy your interest

To understand how a child begotten through the mating of a husband and wife still manages to capture the resemblance of an outsider, click PARANORMAL or SCIENCE:MATERNAL IMPRINTING where a rational possibility is examined, following up on Nelly's 99.3 Nigeria Info Friday radio talk show 'Paranormal or Science'

Apart from religious reasons why do Nigerians pretend so much about sex, click Why Should We Avoid Premarital Sex? following up on MzMyColi poser on the burning question.

To get some clarity on the confusion as to why the deistic force of retribution and justice known as ṢANGÓ is generally misunderstood, click ṢANGÓ-ONE OF THE 401 MISPERCEIVED ÍRUNMO̩LẸ to read on how the misperception is rationalized.

To read about the new Intel's low-energy Core M processor, click PROCESSOR OF CONFUSION to read on how this relatively new chip oppresses some of its predecessors.

Who is to blame immediately a budding relationship start heading south? Find out by clicking THE RELATIONSHIP BLAME GAME: THE ABUSE, THE ABUSED & THE ABUSER to see if you agree or not with the arguments.

One of these interesting topics might fancy your interest

To understand how a child begotten through the mating of a husband and wife still manages to capture the resemblance of an outsider, click PARANORMAL or SCIENCE:MATERNAL IMPRINTING where a rational possibility is examined, following up on Nelly's 99.3 Nigeria Info Friday radio talk show 'Paranormal or Science'

Apart from religious reasons why do Nigerians pretend so much about sex, click Why Should We Avoid Premarital Sex? following up on MzMyColi poser on the burning question.

To get some clarity on the confusion as to why the deistic force of retribution and justice known as ṢANGÓ is generally misunderstood, click ṢANGÓ-ONE OF THE 401 MISPERCEIVED ÍRUNMO̩LẸ to read on how the misperception is rationalized.

To read about the new Intel's low-energy Core M processor, click PROCESSOR OF CONFUSION to read on how this relatively new chip oppresses some of its predecessors.

Who is to blame immediately a budding relationship start heading south? Find out by clicking THE RELATIONSHIP BLAME GAME: THE ABUSE, THE ABUSED & THE ABUSER to see if you agree or not with the arguments.

One of these interesting topics might fancy your interest

To understand how a child begotten through the mating of a husband and wife still manages to capture the resemblance of an outsider, click PARANORMAL or SCIENCE:MATERNAL IMPRINTING where a rational possibility is examined, following up on Nelly's 99.3 Nigeria Info Friday radio talk show 'Paranormal or Science'

Apart from religious reasons why do Nigerians pretend so much about sex, click Why Should We Avoid Premarital Sex? following up on MzMyColi poser on the burning question.

To get some clarity on the confusion as to why the deistic force of retribution and justice known as ṢANGÓ is generally misunderstood, click ṢANGÓ-ONE OF THE 401 MISPERCEIVED ÍRUNMO̩LẸ to read on how the misperception is rationalized.

To read about the new Intel's low-energy Core M processor, click PROCESSOR OF CONFUSION to read on how this relatively new chip oppresses some of its predecessors.

Who is to blame immediately a budding relationship start heading south? Find out by clicking THE RELATIONSHIP BLAME GAME: THE ABUSE, THE ABUSED & THE ABUSER to see if you agree or not with the arguments.

One of these interesting topics might fancy your interest

To understand how a child begotten through the mating of a husband and wife still manages to capture the resemblance of an outsider, click PARANORMAL or SCIENCE:MATERNAL IMPRINTING where a rational possibility is examined, following up on Nelly's 99.3 Nigeria Info Friday radio talk show 'Paranormal or Science'

Apart from religious reasons why do Nigerians pretend so much about sex, click Why Should We Avoid Premarital Sex? following up on MzMyColi poser on the burning question.

To get some clarity on the confusion as to why the deistic force of retribution and justice known as ṢANGÓ is generally misunderstood, click ṢANGÓ-ONE OF THE 401 MISPERCEIVED ÍRUNMO̩LẸ to read on how the misperception is rationalized.

To read about the new Intel's low-energy Core M processor, click PROCESSOR OF CONFUSION to read on how this relatively new chip oppresses some of its predecessors.

Who is to blame immediately a budding relationship start heading south? Find out by clicking THE RELATIONSHIP BLAME GAME: THE ABUSE, THE ABUSED & THE ABUSER to see if you agree or not with the arguments.

Dolemite:
I have no idea how that works.

You don't get it, I was indirectly asking - don't you check your email (the one your Nairaland account is registered with) cos I PMd you while expecting a response.

TheWisest:
Now I love my sisters and I'll do anything for them, and they are one thing I'll always thank God for, coz they bring pain to the guys in their lives. Well, I coach them to LOCK UP their warehouse of abundance. As a semi-badt guy, guys have tricks and I'll expose them here. Thank me with a PM if you want more tips.

1. Using Slow Rhythm and Soft Tone: Whether on the phone or in-person, the first simple thing a guy can do to deceive you is when he lowers his voice tone to become soft and speaks like he's talking to his great grandmother who just had ear surgery. Ladies, you know what I'm saying... abi?

2. Smile: A genuine smile that has the sides of a guy's eyes stretching along, will ALWAYS deceive you ladies into opening up your shield. Watch for this one too. A smile can cost more than the price they call. Na after you buy you go know the difference between Isoko and Sokoto

3. Make you laugh: Like this post says, these are just simple things guys do and this one is like the simplest and most obvious. Ladies, trust me guys know this and I'm telling you a secret. (hussssh! listen...) Guys believe that once they can make you laugh, "it's finished" as put by my sweet Lord Jesus. Maybe that's what helped Jesus with the women in his life... he never made them laugh. I'm not sure I have an antidote coz this trick really works.

4. Make you talk: A guy that knows 'wasup' will always make you want to talk, and talk ONLY about yourself. Things that concern you, your hairdo, your makeup and how so 'beautifully ungodly' it is - and even what you think about the Big Brother House girls! This tactic is simple. So simple. Once they get you talking and talking and talking, trust me, they are ogling at your chest, your lips and if it's really nice, your hair.

5. Walk slowly: A slow stride in a guy signifies some sort of confidence. Ladies, am I right... that you NEVER get turned on by a guy who walks SO FAST! Tap! Tap! Tap! Like he was walking to secure the last seat before his molue leaves for heaven! Once a guy steps slowly like, one... and... two... and... one... and... two... trust me, the ladies start tripping.

6. Perfume: Hmmmmm... no need to talk about this. It's as simple as I told you it'd be. The worst part, even a N1200 perfume can make a girl think, "Hmmm... just maybe"

7. Dress cute: Whether wearing the most expensive or the cheapest, as long as the color goes well and the clothes are ironed, ladies just start considering. If the guy con try add good shoe with correct belt, aha! "It is finished" again... Thank u Lord Jesus!

8. Clean Skin: O boy! I don't know where to start from in this one. A 20-something year old lady almost raped me when I was like 12 years old coz of my skin tone! Heck, why do you think ladies love holding babies and cuddling them? Once a guy maintains his skin well, no blemish, no pimple, all clean, the ladies even start deceiving themselves. They be like, "wow... he's SO competing with me"

9. Deepened Voice: Another simple trick that throws girls off-balance. A guy's voice sounds deep, mustn't be bass, and the ladies start doing "ten ten" in their minds. Na wa o. Don't they even know this voice thing comes as early as puberty? God help my 18-year old bro... the guy must be having 'selection problem'.

10. Make U Think or Talk about [color=#FF0000]S\ex![/color] : What came to your mind when you saw that last word in [color=#FF0000]RED[/color]. See what I mean? Once a guy jokes about the [color=#FF0000]RED[/color] word, or writes about the [color=#FF0000]RED[/color] word, or even sneezes a note about the [color=#FF0000]RED[/color] word, ladies die once. It's like something falls off their brain and crashes into their "[color=#FF0000]down there[/color]" causing irreparable damage. Of the two of us, guys and girls, I have to argue that girls love s\e.x more than us. They're just better at hiding it! But still, that's a good thing... wouldn't want my future virgin daughter come up to me like, "Dad, I saw this guy today and my body was so scratching me, like this and like that... I just did it to get it over with Dad." Mehnnn... na faint!

HMMMM... the worst part, guys will still continue to deceive you even after reading this. God help us! Comments and bashing are welcome

Dumbest post ever written this month.

So if all of these 'watch-outs' in your dung-list is a RED ALERT for ladies, what then again could a guy at least possess to chat a lady up or exude when approaching a lady he likes ?

Do you not realize you've obliterated all the essence that bears the connection of striking an impression from a guy due to your revealer?

Perhaps you're too dimwitted to have figured that out before typing.

In your myopic and lewd mind, you generalized every dude out there is aiming to ultimately get laid. In your ravaged mindset, every ladies should be automatically defensive against any woo-er who is smooth-talking for he is a Casanova ?

Are you aware your vile list implies ladies should rather give listening ears to tattered, boorish and Frankenstein-looking guys than they should for any guy whose skin is naturally unblemished, or who got his British accent from being born abroad, wears his favorite cologne (not perfume ode) or who dresses unflamboyantly decent.

I'm sure you are a Yawu boy...it's guys like you that twists the minds of our ladies with money. I don't normally respond to stewpid topics like this which is deteriorating Nairalands worth these days, only Ifa can understand how come Nairaland has lost its appeal. I just couldn't help but to reply this misguided lists of yours.

You think it's easy to make a lady's rib crack? I'm sensing a psycho-sexual angle to this baloney you call advice because in your failure as a yawu boy, with lots of money to dispense, you find it difficult to sweep them off their feet without needing to flash cash, you know deep down your self that you got NO-GAME, muchless of making a lady giggle thus you came up with this litany of laments to relive your emotional turmoil hoping it hit the front page. Now that it has, I'm sure you're relieved and hopefully it gives you some feel of gratification judging by those Nairaland gals whose comments erroneously gives validation to the most r3tarded advice from Nairaland wisest.

Peace out.

Dolemite:
LMAO

Have you lost access to the email associated with your 'dolemite' account ?

@dolemite

Back up is here.

First of all, you shouldn't expect the sheeples of a moderator to take this to front page. It will spoil market for the money-making Church in question.

Secondly, Nigerians are so heavily brainwashed to realize their misery is as a result of their reliance on these colonially imposed Abrahamic faiths.

And finally, a time will come when these white people will be spreading and instituting ATR all over the world, expectedly the West, that is when 'the age rethinking' will arise here.

Dolemite:
I read this back in 2006 when it happened, it was big news then. These thieves never cease to amuse me.

Haven't hear of it still won't imply the sh1t dint occurred and I reckon there are so many sordid religious controversies happening in Nigeria swept away from the public. Why won't the overseer be belittled by a white man when he what he only see a lost black man with no knowledge of his historical past who's happy to neglect the original spirituality of his ancestors in embrace of the same fictitious idol God that was used to justify the heinous enslavery of his people. Why won't he mock him as Bro. Enoch. Mstchew!

@OP

Those corpers are mostly your Christians and Muslims brothers and sisters, so what's the fuss ? Yaweh and ALA will forgive them by praying to their prophets in the middle-east.

Apart From Religious Reasons, Why Should We Avoid Premarital Sex? - MizMyColi

- ṢANGÓ - ONE OF THE 400 MISPERCEIVED ÍRUNMO̩LẸs

POSSESSING THE PROCESSOR OF CONFUSION

Let me consult Ifa knows the truth.

Peinstein:
Nice write up, and opens up more discussions. I like threads like this, I am sure this issue has been in the OP's mind for long

Yoruba is merely a nomenclature, they could as well have been called romanbas, it wouldn't still change their identity. While you have the Ijebus, Ijesas, Oyos as distinct groups, they all still fraternized under the Omo Odua brotherhood even before colonisation. The yorubas in benin republic might not be classed as yorubas by nomenclature, but by identity they recognise themselves as Oduduwa people and still visit Ife and osogbo. Socio-cultural identity is by acceptance, while colonisation gave us a collective name, identity was still a matter of social-cultural an religious acceptance which really cannot be forced

For the Hausas-Fulani, their alliance was in effect and acceptable to their people before western influence. This acceptance was valid and structural and a reason the british decided on indirect rule. The real hausas and fulani know themselves, it is we in the south who normally call every northerner an hausa/fulani man. An Alago in Nasarawa speaks hausa well but will sternly warn you he isn't Hausa. If the british tried to force hausa/fulani identity on them it clearly didn't work. Taraba and Adamawa are other examples.

As for the Igbos, it still boils down to acceptance. You are Igbo if you believe you are. Obama doesn't call himself a Kenyan, neither does he call himself irish because of his mother's irish roots. He is simply an american because that is where he is accepted. The real igbos know themselves, you can't force it or take it away from them. I don't believe it is a western creation, maybe the name - the nomenclature, but the caricature of the Igbo man easily makes him know if he is one or not.

I agree to an extent that the whites tried to define us with their dictionary, but we know who we really are and what we want to be known for.

Quite on point.

2prexios:
I have read your first-ever thread on Yoruba history in years. I am Sango descent (omo Ose) and I believe in retributive justice. In as much as you have copied this from somewhere and dump it here without any intellectual imput of your own in the story, I will like to read your imput before I comment, trust me, you wont forget my comment in a hurry. It will stick like 'Stockholms Syndrome'.

You wan kill me with laff

My brother presumption is a bad thing o, your only saw the Source and concluded I must have plagiarized it there.

Check the website on my profile.

You will realize that I 'Amos Nonyu' is the owner of that blog and this researched piece which I originally intend to express on a book I'm still penning was brought out of me due to some atheist post on Facebook.

I only put the Source there to drive traffic to my blog.

Cheers.

MizMyColi:
Waow!
That's you featuring me on your blog!!!!
Waow again!!!
Thanks.

I agree with most of your views y'know.....Its just I'm not cool with calling christians names in a rather demeaning manner.
To each his own path.

ummm....Could you please use this link instead, for where you have my moniker I mean,, https://plus.google.com/+MizMyColi
Thanks much.

Done.

You're welcome.

GuyFawkes:
Brilliant piece.

Kindly do share this.

MizMyColi

Interesting question, well...I've almost concluded on the outlook that it is probably only in Nigeria that sex has morphed from being a conservatively overvalued act exclusive to a variation of connubial practices peculiar to our society to a sybaritic means by which all manners of materialistic demands can thereupon be negotiated and as cherryice generalized it as an all African thing, I came to disagree on my view and that of hers since neither of us has been through the lifestyles of other non-Nigerian.

South Africans who I think are as much sexually open and expressive as most Americans may find it be displeasing...

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[size=16pt]ONE OF THE 401 MISPERCEIVED ÍRUNMO̩LẸs[/size]

On Facebook, an atheist posted the picture below which had a caption that mocked Christianity by equating their central figure with 'Thor' - the God of Thunder in Norse mythology. I felt compelled to write the following explanation below:
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There is one more important Irunmo̩le̩ among the 401 Oris̩as called 'S̩angó' whom my people in their scholarly bid to correspond S̩angó
with the Norse-Greco-Roman concept of a god-of-this-and-that unknowingly misinterpreted S̩angó as the Yoruban equivalent of a god of thunder like they have Thor, Zeus etc. FALSEHOOD!!!!

S̩angó the Oris̩a is different but much often mistaken with S̩angó the Alafin (Alafin is a kingship title specific to the mid-ancient Ọyo̩s tribes), both of whom I maintain are neither a God of Thunder. It's a misnomer.

S̩angó is actually an attainable force of nature that encompasses all things that pertains to retribution, vengeance and justice, a force of reckoning which my ancient Yoruba ancestors personified into the deity S̩angó as once attained by an Alafin known as JAKUTA. This divinistic force of revenge and justice called S̩angó manifest itself as thunder and lightening while the Alafin who once assumed it is reputed to mouth out fiery flames when he is in a state of aggravation.

Likewise, in a bid to side-lock ours with European mythological concept is the popular misconception of 'Ogun'. I maintain that Ogun is another prominent force of nature personified into a deity to preside over matters of warfare and all things metallic. Ogun manifest its essence in all the various forms of technology, from the electro-mechanical to the metaphysical based ones whose efficacy I investigate scientifically as researcher.

NB: In Yoruba cosmogony Ogun also played an important part in the making of Eniyan (Humans) and has an higher ranking to S̩angó. S̩angó force can be neutralized when tasked on a retributive or theft recovery mission by S̩angó mystagogues while Ogun is an extra-dangerous force if when charged on a similar tasks is irreversible.

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The object in the image above is an ordinary carving that may seem like a cultural artifact to any skeptic but when energized through an esoteric process by the S̩angó mystagogues becomes a powerful tools to which S̩angó manifestation as thunder and lightening can be wield. It is called an Osè S̩angó which is quite similar to the mythical mallet 'Mjölnir' used by Thor of the Norse mythology which is still just as mythical as it can be because nothing extra-ordinary to prove about it their today. Hence, reason why I argue Indo-European-Asiatic myths are derived from ours over thousands of years. Few authors such 'Naiwoh Osahon' who wrote 'God Is Black' stressed this fact.

Everyone should please take note that it is wrong to underscore our Yoruba belief systems as 'Myths' or 'Mythology' because by the definition of myths - they are neither true or false, but tales, fables and legends that are rich in plot, intrigues, morals, lessons etc which are peculiar to specific cultures of the world whereas ours here are far more than that in the sense that any of our 400 Oris̩as from the Irunmo̩le̩-401 can be what I call CONTACTIVATED upon a given task or request or simply put 'the energization of a natural force in order to yield a given result which ofcourse depending on the task each of the 400 Oris̩as are departmentalized into within the Yoruba pantheon.

I am not trying to convert anyone to my polytheistic believe system of Ifa - Orisha way of life. I am just trying to educate those who might have heard one or two things concerning this subject but get it twisted or confused.

Thanks for reading.

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Just sometimes around last year, doing my usual monthly sci-tech check up when I almost wrapped up nothing really that new in the CPU world only for me to stumble across the ultra-low powered stunner - the Intel's new Core M, and I am like what the heck! As if we (Intel lovers) haven't heard enough of their mind bugling assortment of complicated processors.

Couple of years back, an Intel buff like me could very much remember the much lauded Intel Core i7 990x/995x which was oftentimes portrayed as the realest steel to have emerged from the crafty minds of their insane engineers as a gift for those "who have got wallets to burn", most alluring of the hype is the impression of it been among the Nehalem brands of top breeds to be ever clocked at a ravaging 3.46GHZ on an hexacore module threading on a 12 v-cores. More so, I reckoned if a 12MB L3 cache (2MB/core) imprinted on a 32nms among other value added instruction sets (given the year period), it was indeed a good steal to break the bank over for because it was hard for it not to seem future proof or almost. What else again could Intel throw our way one might say when this beast is overclockable to a whooping 4.59GHZ (almost 5GHZ!!!) which I believed was more than fair enough given it retail cost and since it only consumed a middling amount of 130W(TDP), 165W (105TPC) despite what's on board.

Alas!, at the end of the day, the 990X ended up to be yet another gimmick born of clever 'techno-tweaked' marketing soon as certain hellspawns began to surface - the likes of the Intel Core i7 4770K/4790K, two roaring beasts pacing @ 3.5GHZ(default) reputable for their premium-for-performance cost. Though their value added features is readily defeated by the 990X needlessness for having to acquire an extra GPU since it comes equipped with an Intel® HD Graphics 4600 which may perhaps be the reason why some techies dubbed it as the unofficial 'Core i9'.

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Now what have we here, a new Nehalem clan on the move to further upturn the already upturned scale of things, the Core Ms are here, run for your mind. Are we really getting assisted or bamboozled? Well let's see check the macho kid out -

RACE: Intel

ETHNICITY: Nehalem

TRIBAL ID: Broadwell-Y

CLAN: Core M

Well....from what I can deduce, my favourite processor maker is asking me to ignore some Core i5, mostly the 2nd generation kinds in embrace of this new kid in the block. Also, if considering the NMP of the Core Ms including the integrating of an Intel HD-5300 GPU and memory controller onto one single die, then it even implies this kiddo packs enough punch to do more than what even most 3rd generation Core i5s can possibly perform. And to top it off, this dandy Super-Ted which consumes a meager 4.5W(TDP) can some she-Hulkers such as the 2nd generation, GPU-suffering Core i7 2670QM found in my HP laptop, yes in terms of calculations and graphics. The con side of this beauty is the fact that they are only forged to be crammed into Ultra-thin notebooks.

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