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Omotayor123:
Eh eh eh

osuleman11@gmail sent u a mail, did u get it?

Omotayor123:
Chai.... I'm still here

Honestly, let us start on a mutual relationship if u won't mind dating a Kwaran (don't go tell me u've got a fianceé).
I love you and [i'm blushing on ur behalf]

omotayor123, where art thou hideth such temtacious beauty that thee behold, maketh me nay commit murder for thy absence.
For thy heart of mine beatheth for you which causeth me sleepless night along fantacy.
Please be mine, for i loveth u die!!

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Not a valid excuse at all, you should know posting your stories here is open to plagiarism, so pausing it is unacceptable. If you want me on your next story, complete this one [/color]

u ar right, i will start updating but its gonna be on weekends (shey u know sey i don get job?)
and besides, i just write for fun so i will need dat inspiration and motivation to keep d fire burning.
Thanks alot dear, u ar so 'crushful'

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Like seriously ghostwritter, what are you doing in romance section? ....oya sharp sharp go and complete "on the corridor of hell"....you've kept us hanging for too long [/color]

abeg no blame me jare, na one fine girl omotayor123 i follow enter dis thread and i'm nairalandly in love with her.
Now about my stories, i stoped coz of some stiupid bloggers who had copied all my stories without even acknowledging me.
**crying**
i don even forget d story line, i will av to read it all over again to catch up so as u give u d best of me, in addition, i'm cooking up one of d baddest stories ever readeth. Coming soon.
Charijee thanks alot.

Omotayor123:
Tnx God you said crush don't last for long.

As for me, my NL crush Is lalasticlala

*Run outer thread**

**drag her back**
come back here, kneel down, raise up ur hands and close ur eyes. Where d hell is lalasticlala? so na u dey secretly crush my crush....i will physically crush u. Never mess with a Barack boy!
On a serious note, omotayor123 do u know i can take a bullet for u as long as it's made of rubber? I can also jump infront of a moving toy train for u, i can fly across d world for u as long as i'm in d first-class on Emirate, i will swim d red sea for u as long as it will be in my dream, i will kill for u if its gonna be lalasticlala, i will buy d world for u if God wishes to sell it, i will.....
**kneels down, deep hand into pocket to bring out a big hammer**

omotayor123, please will u allow me officially CRUSH u? (lol).

Oyind17:
I av about 40 Nl crush

who is d best of d 40?

Zehner:
I don't have any.

kilodé?

CRUSH:
Is a strong feeling of love, that usually does not last very long.
We all have huge crush on someone most esp people who aren't aware of it.
Even my 78 year old grand mum have got Malvin Gay as her crush, my mum have got 2face, my Dad have got Mahee....*spit*.....sorry i meant to say Tiwa Savage.

Now on NL, we admire a fellow NLer base on their outstanding feature which varies from style of writting, insightful narrative style, profile picx, sense of humor, flawless grammatical resurrection, E-diotmatic expression, e.tc.

For me, my one and only crush here on NL is 'omotayor123'. Even though she sounds more like a feminist, i still love her so much coz of her style and originality on threads. Funny enough, i don dey stalk dis babe since 14th march last year and d babe in question no even know sey i dey exist(lol). In addition, she is my name sake.

Oya, drop your own NLer crush.
Just one from d oppostite gender.
Lalasticlala how market?
Happy Weekend!!

Omotayor123:
Big Sheff

Ah no fit laugh Abeg!

Hello Lady Tee,
I will like to meet you in person.

sihom:
At Grahyt,

You quoted OP's post without saying anything at the end of it. Lol - sleep still dey catch you this morning?

At OP,

Check out a thread in the romance section titled ''If You Are 30+ and Single Let's Talk''. I think it might help.

Siamia a lady authored the thread and a WhatsApp chat group was created to enhance healthy friendships & romantic relationships in a safe, secure and be your brother's keeper kind of way.

Siamia vouches that members are authentic & sincere, well truth is she only said that about the men I don't know about my gender.

Read the thread first (the few pages you can) and then decide if you want to join the chat group and see where that leads to. No pressure ooo abeg just keep an open mind and explore the possibilities of friendships first.

Only tasteless and classless women will be all over you because of your job, apartment and car. Tasteful women with class (like moi ) will be more concerned with your manners, personal hygiene & grooming then your overall comportment as a man.

Me - I'm a sucker for

1. Neat men with shaved armpits, clean underwear and surroundings. That your apartment won't count if its messy & untidy.

2. Well spoken & written English which reveals a depth of intelligence (like that dude LordReed I am electronically attracted to him just for his written English too bad he's married).

3. Courteous & well mannered men amongst other things like

No offence meant bro, but I ain't really feeling your written English enough to gravitate towards you as a woman. It's good but could be better with punctuation marks where necessary. Just saying no offence meant.

**shake head untop ur mata**
no wonder u ar still single.
Too much terms and conditions dey worry u.
Shio!!

jonaifame22:
Baby if I don't love u, I won't wanna have sex wth u.

Baby u can see my fone hasn't rung since morning,u d alone gal I'm seeing cos u're special,

I'm not gonna leave u after sex, I'm not that childish

Lemme jus put the tip of the penis inside if u don't like it I'll remove it.

LMFAO!!
Dis brought back memories that almost ruined my service year in d east. Thank God for 'GOLD CIRCLE'

Honestly, this is a waste of money. Marriage like dis never last. Too much hubby snatchers.

Vanquay:
In my High school...I will never forget the day when I had to sleep in school to organise a fund raiser(Class Board VP )...All of a sudden someone brought out some Mary J...And we all started Pufffing...Needless to say we ended up smacked Every single one of us(15+) and had an Or*y kinda ...The next day the teacher in charge caught us and the Principal had to postpone it and keep things on the low low since most of the members had wealthy parents that sponsored the school...Menh I fuvked so many Students in my 11th and 12th grade despite the warnings from my Relatives....I Swear I was the only boy in school that was asked to shun girls but na me Bad pass...Try smoking weed on the Friday before your SAT and getting a 2100 score...lol...Good times at Mt. Hebron ...467th best Public school ...Richest County...with so many White flat ass girls acting like they need Divk in their lifes

dis na why i no fit send my pikin go read for Amerika. So many spoilt brat.

kle4d:
Oga the Catholic Church does not teach that you marry only Catholics.
Marry any Christian or someone who is willing to be converted to Christianity.
But the truth is a few Catholics never want to go outside the Catholic Church for reasons best known to them.
My elder brother, a catholic, married a Protestant and they are both Catholics today.
The girl I'm liking is a Protestant and she will end up a catholic.
We have a lot of Protestants out there who for no reason won't want to be Catholics like the OP (reasons best known to them).
The truth is I WAS BORN CATHOLIC, BRED CATHOLIC AND I WILL DIE A CATHOLIC . NO OFFENCE.

.....AND ENTER CATHOLIC PARADISE abi?
Chai!!
Thank God for my own kind of lifestyle.

nephecmi:
Amen to your prayer but pardon me, why are you here?

my sister,
I'm also here searching and hoping to get a better and more suitable job than my teaching job. I need CHANGE!!

Chai!!
So many jobless Nairalander.
God grant them their desires.

If u gave her lollipop to lick and she broke and chewed it instantly,my brother,don't ever,I repeat EVER,ask her for a Mouth Action....pretty ladies can't be trusted.

Umunede:
Exactly what happened to me some years ago when I was going for NYSC in Osun state. I am very happy today that I made that decision not to go back to my Parent. That is what changed my life. That singular decision is one of the best decisions I have ever made in my life. Below are things I did
Burn the bridge. When I was leaving for NYSC, I told my Parent point blank that I am not coming back to stay with them again. I will only visit them to greet them. They were shocked. They were thinking I was playing. Guess what, that is exactly what happened. I hated going back to them. I am the first born. they have trained me through University. why should I go back to them? so first, hate going back. That is what drove me to work out my life. I never regretted it.
Secondly, know that the good job may not come immediately after service. The question then is what will I be doing to keep me going after NYSC since I will going back to my Parents? Right from the first day, I stepped into Osun state for NYSC, I stopped thinking of NYSC. The only thing in my mind is after NYSC, what will I be doing. In the camp, I was asking questions. You have a talent. I love teaching. The day I left camp, I approached many JAMB/GCE lesson centres that same day by just asking people. Because something is in my mind. I am not going back. I must get something to be doing even after NYSC before the big job will come.
SAVE SAVE SAVE. Our allawe then was 6500 and later increased to 7500. I was saving. You must save every month from your allawe. Don't blow everything. Be prudent. Those savings will help you later.
Prepare for tests and interview. Buy aptitude test and interview books, GMAT. Read wide. Develop yourself.
Start applying for jobs from day one. Tuesday and Thursday Guardian was my friend. I don't have money to buy the newspapers as corper. I visit the local vendor as early as 6am to 7am every Tuesday and Thursday. I will give him 10 or 20 naira to scan through the newspaper before the buyers will start coming. I go with my pen and paper to write down vacancies. later, the vendor became my friend, he sometimes give me the newspaper to scan for free. I remember then, he will tell me, "no dirty am oo", dem de come buy am. I will say Oga, I hear. Most young people nowadays are very lazy. Nothing good comes easy. You have to work out your life. It is through this guy's newspaper I landed the good job I was looking for. Nobody helped me. My friends mocked me then, that I an SAN(senior applicant of Nigeria). I told them I am M-SAN(most senior applicant of Nigeria). Be applying, be writing test and be attending interview. You are getting experience.
Start little. Don't go for a costly well furnished accommodation. They gave me accommodation where I did my service. But from day one, I was asking around where I could get cheap accommodation where I will stay after my service. Eventually, I was able to get a good cheap one. If you are batch B for example, there will be some batch A corp members that their rent runs beyond their service period and they want to leave immediately. You can negotiate with them. That is how I got a good one
Above all, be prayerful. Bros, you need God to help you.
Doing all these, barely 3 months after my service, I got the lucrative job I was looking for. Today when, I look back, I feel happy and fulfilled not to have gone back. If I had gone back, I will not struggle the way I did and they will be feeding me 3 times a day. Maybe, I wouldn't have been here.

NICE WRITE UP, but I've got to ask you one question.
WOULD U HAVE 'BURNT THAT BRIDGE' IF YOU WERE POSTED TO THE NORTH?

Dojupyo:
Moonlight tale.... But if it's true, then your type is rare..
Keep it up, wisdom is profitable to direct.. And bro beware of those who came to steal, kill and destroy, same advice to ladies...
God is your strength as you abstain from premarital sex

** in Devil's tone **



FOR UR MIND!

AwesomelyMade:
Ok I have known her for sometime now. I met her on my way to work, we got talking and exchanged contacts. She calls to find out if I have eaten, and I am like 'yes'. '

What did you eat' I ate rice. This she tries to find out everyday until she asked to see and taste the rice I prepared at home.

I understood she was looking for a way to visit. Finally she visited, didn't want hear anything about work or even the rice she wanted to see, but to watch some stuff on my laptop. She calls me to sit beside her. I did! She chuckles and places head on my shoulder, I tried to offer her something but she refuses. I observed that she drew closer at each chuckle

Before I could say jack robinson, she was all touchy and started kissing. I wish I could upload the pix of my mouth, she bit my lips and apologized. Why i asked?

She said she couldn't control herself. She literally asked me to have sex with her and I refused on the grounds I just can't.

'I am a woman for crying out loud' she pleaded, 'please do it'.

'No I can't' I told her.
She gets angry and leaves. I really don't know what to do now.

Mr. Dreamer!!
It is time u wake up from ur world of fantacy

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OMG!
My brother, i fully agree with you where u said Buhari deserves a second term.

Mortiple:
This is child abuse?

If this is a "joke", I must admit that it is tasteless. What is Nairaland turning into?

Oga, d man behind ur problem is surely a sadist.
Sir, are u a lecturer?