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Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Celebrates Her 35th Birthday Today by ghostwritter(m): 9:13am On Mar 13
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
Congratulations and happy birthday 🎂
Person way nor know yemi alade now go think say she starts from scratch
For where. Her papa na Commissioner of Police

One thing about Nigeria is that most successful people got back up from childhood. Don't be deceived by their stories

Dangote self...them Davido all get back up

Even the Wizkid get back up from family..he own worse because he was supported by his sisters
I'm just like Wizkid with siblings all females and I know the support I received from them from childhood even till this day
So Wizkid can't lie to me
So why exactly are u telling us this super story?

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Religion / Re: Madam Saje: BBC Can’t Destroy TB Joshua’s Legacy With Dirty Lies by ghostwritter(m): 9:13am On Jan 10
In all honesty, I knew something wasn't right about this man's miracles even though my mum never wanted me to speak ill of him in her presence.
One thing I have come to realise about prophets. It is either God calls calls you or you Call upon the devil.

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Celebrities / Re: Mohbad: DNA Test For My Grandson Is Non-Negotiable – Joseph Aloba by ghostwritter(m): 9:16pm On Oct 18, 2023
God1000:
It appears he didn't love his son much, his actions so far is a testament to that.

He loves his son but doesn't trust both the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. The man knows what his late son and the public don't know.
In this life always use 6 days and 23 hours in a week to fear women...the remain 1 hour use it to fear who no fear women.
E get why.
I rest my case.

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Family / Re: Wife Gifts Her Husband Her Entire Savings (pics/video) by ghostwritter(m): 10:45pm On Oct 07, 2023
My wife no go see dis one now o...na only man wey dey give woman money she go dey see.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs England: FIFA Women's World Cup 2023. (2 - 4)pens On 7th August 2023 by ghostwritter(m): 11:07am On Aug 07, 2023
sucess001:
Oshoala plays lazy football. No impact at all.

Someone is saying no one comes close to her.

Plumptre nko?

You can't be good for club and bad for the national team. Means you have no adaptability and it means you are not good.
So u think it's easy to quickly adapt, Mr. Adaptor.

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Family / Re: Why Do Married Men Suddenly Lose Interest In Their Wives and try to avoid her? by ghostwritter(m): 6:25pm On Jun 14, 2023
EriMma1:
I've been observing this for some time now. Once a couple has lived together for ten years,
the closeness between them reduces. As in.. the man no longer sits with the wife to gist or even play. Meanwhile, you'll still see the woman trying to bond and wanting her man to always be around her.

I noticed this in one couple. In fact they are pastor and Mrs. The woman always follows the man every where and wants to sit where he's sitting but the man would clearly avoid her and go out of sight completely when the tailing becomes too much and only come back when the woman is no longer in sight. Why?

No man born of a woman will try such with me, I'll blank you like you're not there.

Women, you too should wise up and stop making yourselves too available. Make yourself a bit scarce and they'll value you.


Going by ur last statement, I guess you were raised by a single mother.

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Celebrities / Re: I Regret Falling Out With Tonto Dikeh. I Miss Our Friendship - Bobrisky (video) by ghostwritter(m): 6:23am On Apr 15, 2023
FalseProphet1:
I see Bobrisky getting pregnant before the end of this year.

This I have seen.

Going by your name I believe you.
Politics / Re: Kwara 2023: How PDP’s Abdulahi Yaman Leads The Pack By Hassan Oladimeji by ghostwritter(m): 6:27pm On Feb 18, 2023
braveboi4life:
I wonder how nigerias get screwed during election.
In 2019 it looked like AA was their messiah when the Otoge movement was like a hurricane,infact the Defeat of saraki was one of the highlights of that election.
4yrs later its clear the people made a wrong choice, what exactly have the people bemefitted from, even the saraki as bad as he was, is still better than AA.
Naija keeps moving from frying pan to Fire, God help us
Pls speak only for yourself. I'm a full blown Emirate number 1, so I know what's up.
Health / Re: Have You Ever Been Body-shamed? by ghostwritter(m): 2:11pm On Jan 26, 2023
Yes, I was told I look too handsome for my financial statement. I cried.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBTitans: Sandra And Olivia Fight (Video) by ghostwritter(m): 1:36pm On Jan 23, 2023
If ladies fight and they did not expose breaaast then it's not a good fight.

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Agriculture / Re: 50,000 Chickens Die In South African Farm Due To Prolonged Powercut (Pictures) by ghostwritter(m): 8:01pm On Jan 21, 2023
đŸ€•đŸ„łđŸ€ đŸ€Ż I have nothing to say, just wanna test run the emoji
Politics / Re: Tinubu Is ‘president-in-waiting’- Gov. Bello by ghostwritter(m): 4:05pm On Jan 14, 2023
Since I have no meaningful contribution to this useless topic knowing Peter Obi is the next president either they like it or not I have decided to lease this land to anyone that needs it.

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Family / Re: My Ex Fiancee Is Pregnant For Me by ghostwritter(m): 3:27pm On Jan 13, 2023
Alesa3341:
Hello Guys, please I need a sincere and matured advise on what to do. This will be long, please bare with me.

I'm 27, am a businessman, I have this girl I really love so much and intend to marry her this year December, but one thing about her is her bad character. She challenge me, talk back at me, shout at me, get angry with me for days, refuse to cook when she is angry, disrespect my family, most especially my mum, always trying to paint herself good and paint me bad in presence of people, these are just little of the things she has done to me.

When she lost her job, and had nowhere to go, I had to bring her to my house, and provide everything for her, food, I change her hair twice a month, subscribe unlimited for her, I just provided everything a woman need to be happy for her. Last year November, she told me she haven't seen her mum for 5years and wanted to travel to see her, I spent close to 200k to take her to and fro, including other things she needed. She insisted on collecting the bride price list for me when coming back, I spoke to her mum and they gave her to give me. I was planning to finalize all on the weeding this year.

Last year DECEMBER, I took her to my family to introduce her, but this was the biggest mistake of my life. She was completely disrespectful to my mum, talks to me anyhow in presence of anyone, even to the extent of refusing to cook for me anytime she is angry, I go to kitchen and prepare food myself.

I love this girl so much but I still thought of continuing, with all this attitudes, I advise her everyday, I also took her to my pastor who advise her too most of the times, but she never changes.

Fast forward to 2days ago, we had issues because she told me to join her in washing and I refused because I was working on a client project, she got angry, washed the clothes and when it was evening she brought the clothes inside, folded her own in the wardrobe and just threw mine into the wardrobe without folding or arranging them. I was angry about this, but I kept mute. The next day, she sent me "sorry" on WhatsApp, I told her to come to me physically and apologize but she told me she can never do that, and why was she even apologizing, that she did nothing wrong, we exchanged words and she left my house.

Today, she called me and told me she is pregnant, and that I should send her money to remove it. I was like "just like that"? We didn't discuss about it, how will you just tell me you want to terminate my pregnancy, I told her to go to hospital and confirm it and also get the test report, she did this and sent to me, it was true she is pregnant, but she insisted on removing it, I persuaded her and she still refused, claiming she can't be a single mother. I told her I will take responsibility, but she insisted on removing it, I told her to go home and think about it, and she told me she can't leave there without removing it. After so much persuading I decided to give her the money, and told her if she removed it, that it's on her, that I didn't consent to this.

I asked her why we can't keep it, and she said because my family is bad, we support evil, if the sky is blue, we say it's red, that my mother is a bad woman, and she doesn't want to come there. She said so many bad things about my family, I was shocked! I asked her, how are they bad, she said "how can my mother be telling her to wash my clothes" I was just confused, After all I have done for you, is it bad if you wash your husband to be clothes, I left her!

Later she told me the doctor referred her to another hospital, I still tried to persuade her and she said her decision is final. She asked me to give her money to go to the hospital she was referred to, I refused! I insisted that we keep the baby, she told me "I'm a nobody, that she will call now and she will get money to go" I angrily blocked her. Later, she called my other line and told me, she went to the other hospital and the doctor told her, the cost to remove the pregnancy is 125k, she told me and I insisted on keeping the baby.

Please guys help.me, I don't want to terminate my first child, the girl is too disrespectful and rude, I don't want to continue with such woman, but she is carrying my baby, what do I do? And if she later agree to keep it, how do I go about it?

You all are just saying "don't marry her" what about the baby? Should I agree to abort it and give her the money?

MODIFIED

If the OP is reading this, I want you to know that you don't have the commonest of sense and wisdom.
Religion / Re: Video Moment Of Pastor Adeboye Discarding Prophecies On Election by ghostwritter(m): 8:41am On Jan 08, 2023
Gbemini:
He knows tinubu will win but he will never say it because of online biafra ... He know they will attack him.... Awon omo ale
Ori Ăš ti daru, oponu, oloriburuku, Omo ale jati-jati ni e (You are insane, stupid, unfortunate, bastard scatter-scatter). It's people like you that make Yorubas look bad to the world.
I strongly believe in one Nigeria and I think it's time the East are given an Opportunity to rule. They deserve it.

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Religion / Re: Video Moment Of Pastor Adeboye Discarding Prophecies On Election by ghostwritter(m): 8:33am On Jan 08, 2023
Even God Himself wants everybody to use their head. If we miss this chance in 2023 I swear God go commot hand for Nigeria matter.
Vote Your conscience.

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Crime / Re: Popular Herbalist Dies In Hotel After Romp With Pastor’s Wife In Ekiti by ghostwritter(m): 10:11pm On Jan 03, 2023
If you're traveling to lagos from ananmbra, once you pass onitsha head bridge, come down from the bus, cross road, sit by the edge of the road and use 3hours to fear women !!
Continue your journey afterwards.
I fear who no fear woman.

What if that pastor had gone to collect that charm from that same babalawo?
Just what if.

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Politics / Re: How Much Is Fuel In Your Area Today? by ghostwritter(m): 12:54pm On Jan 02, 2023
VeryWickedSimp:
I don't know yet because I allowed 3 girls to chance my space just for smiling at me. I will update once its my turn.


Update: Fuel finished when it got to my turn. cry
On behalf of all the men in North-Central Nigeria, I denounce your manhoodship. Go and join Bobrisky.
Celebrities / Re: Alexx Ekubo's Ex, Fancy Acholonu Begs Him To Take Her Back by ghostwritter(m): 11:48pm On Dec 29, 2022
If you're traveling to lagos from ananmbra, once you pass onitsha head bridge, come down from the bus, cross road, sit by the edge of the road and use 3hours to fear women !!
Continue your journey afterwards.

Every man should work and pray hard. Nothing can be compared to your mother's love.

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Politics / Re: President Returns To Abuja After Commissioning Legacy Projects In Kogi by ghostwritter(m): 6:38pm On Dec 29, 2022
Do you know that if Buhari decides not to return to Abuja again, nobody will notice or give a fuuuucccckkk
Business / Re: My Piggy Bank Experience by ghostwritter(m): 5:35pm On Dec 29, 2022
The only thing I saved this year is my life.
I swear I don't know how you guys are able to save this kind of amount in this era with wife and children to care for. Is there something I don't know?
God help me as I walk into 2023.

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Business / Re: My Piggy Bank Experience by ghostwritter(m): 5:33pm On Dec 29, 2022
troubleshooter:

I'm a licenced professional in practice.
You don't get it, what he actually meant to say is that ARE YOU A YAHOO BOY?
Romance / Re: My Ex Is Stalking Me And My Wife On Social Media by ghostwritter(m): 10:53am On Dec 27, 2022
If you're traveling to lagos from ananmbra, once you pass onitsha head bridge, come down from the bus, cross road, sit by the edge of the road and use 3hours to fear women !!

Continue your journey afterwardsïżœïżœ

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Literature / Re: Flip by ghostwritter(m): 7:39pm On Dec 21, 2022
45 weeks ago

Just into the evening, bayo and his wife Mariam were having dinner on he dinning when Bayo’s phone rang inside the bedroom, Mariam went into the room to get it for him.
“Who is calling?” Bayo asked his wife hoping for it not be another emergency call from work.
“It’s your friend Philip” she relpied handing the phone to her man.
“What’s up my guy?” he asked as he picked “How far naw?” he added
“Guy I dey o!” Philip replied “And how is our wife?”
“Point of correction, it’s ‘my wife; and not ‘our wife’. Go get your own wife” Bayo teased
“Guy relax, remember I followed you to go beg for her hand in marriage” Philip reminded and the friends laughed till it caught Mariam’s intrest, she greeted Philip and prompted him to marry soon enough before his fiancĂ©e changes her mind.
“Our wife I’ve heard you, I promise to put a ring on it as soon as possible”
Mariam hands backthe pnone to her husband after the pleasantries.
“So how far?” Bayo asked walking into the bedroom while his wife was clearing the dining table. Philip had earlier sent him a message that morning that they needed to discuss. He’d sounded serious.

“Are we fine to talk?” Philip asked.
“Yes, I’m alone”
“Do you remember that babe I told you about the other day?”
“Your babes are many, which of them?”
The one who booked me a flight ticket to Abuja about two months ago, curvy, classy, has got a fiance, do you remember?
“Yes, I think I now do, the one you had unprotected sex with?”
“Yes”

“So what about her?”
Philip sighed “She called me yesterday night to tell me she’s pregnant”
“Pregnant!...For who?”
“She said it’s mine”
Bayo grew alarmed “But I thought you both had an agreement of no string attached”
“Yes we did, I was surprise when she told me about it last night, I thought she was joking until she sent me a picture, check your whatsapp, I just sent it to you”
Bayo received the message, he saw the image of a feminine hand holding a test strip that has got two colored line on it. “And how are you sure you are the one responsible for it? It could be her fiancĂ©â€
“I told her same thing but she swore to me that her fiancĂ© never touched her, she said they had both promised to abstain from sex till marriage”

Bayo laughed hard “Some women are crazy”, he paused to think then shrugged “So what does she want you to do even if she is telling the truth?”
“She wants me to send her money otherwise she will tell Mary about it and even come to my house in person if I dare her, the worse part of it is that she sent me a video of our love making and also nude pictures of me while I was asleep”
Bayo frowned not believing his ears “Guy, are you for real?”
“I swear to God, she had me on tape, she wants to blackmail me.” Philip’s voice now trembling.
Just then Bayo received a whatsapp message from Philip, it was a picture of Philip stake naked on the bed asleep with a feminine hand grabbing his manhood.
Bayo lets out a deep sigh “Guy you don Bleep up”
“Bayo I know I bleeped up and that’s why I called you. I can’t think straight, I don’t know what to do”

There was a long dead silence through the line, and then Bayo thought of something “How much does she want?” Bayo asked trying hard to keep his cool.

“Five million”

“Five what!” Bayo exclaimed loud enough to catch his wife’s attention.

***

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Politics / Re: EFCC Connect: Significance Of Birth Of Jesus Christ In The Fight Against Crimes by ghostwritter(m): 9:38am On Dec 21, 2022
Why drag Jesus (birthday boy) into Nigeria's crime?
Politics / Re: Obi Chased Non-Indigenes Out Of Anambra – SDP Spokesman by ghostwritter(m): 6:57pm On Dec 17, 2022
Even if Peter Obi was the cause of 1967 Nigeria civil war, walahi I will still vote for him.

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Properties / Re: What Is That Diabolical Sign To Look Out For While Renting An Apartment? by ghostwritter(m): 3:25pm On Dec 09, 2022
So what happens when you experience alot of Bad luck in your own house, will you run away from it. 90% of Africa problem is bad leadership and not juju.
That doesn't mean I don't believe in haunted houses, Infact I know of one.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Unveils The Redesign Naira, Presides Over FEC Meeting by ghostwritter(m): 2:12pm On Nov 23, 2022
My opinion

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Politics / Re: Old Notes And Newly Redesigned N200, N500, N1,000: Spot Any Difference? by ghostwritter(m): 2:08pm On Nov 23, 2022
My opinion

Literature / Re: Flip by ghostwritter(m): 10:24am On Nov 10, 2022
52 weeks ago

It was a sunny but busy afternoon for Bayo, he had just finished with his last patient before his shift ended. He was getting set to leave the office when his phone rang; he smiled on seeing who it was.
“My guy!” Bayo hailed his childhood friend “What’s up?”
“I dey o!” Philip’s voice replied from the other end of the line. “How far, you dey busy?”
“I’m done with my shift, wetin dey happen?” Bayo asked with an anxious tone.
“I get gist for you o!”
Bayo thought as much, Philip had never run dry on real live gist, he knows something about every celebrity within and outside the country. But the gist he had that afternoon was even sweeter.
“I met one fineeee babe last week online!” Philip started. “Bayo, you need to see how beautiful this girl is”
“I don’t need to see anything, I’m married already” Bayo said as he laughed. He could predict how Philip’s narration will end. A regular tale filled with detailes of steaming sex and heart break for the ‘fineeee babe’.
“Bayo you are missing out, being married doesn’t mean you should imprison yourself to that your wife. Try dey flex with other babes. This life is too short to be trapped with one woman for the rest of your life” Philip for the umpteenth time brought up his philosophy.
“But guy I thought you swore to get settled with Mary the last time we spoke, what changed?”
“Nothing has changed, I swore to marry Mary but I never swore not to Bleep other ladies, can you see the difference?”
Bayo shock his head as he laughed “Philip, na only God go deliver you”
“Guy as I was saying about this new babe” Philip resumed impatiently “We hooked up online and before I know what was happening, she called for us to meet the next day. Bayo do you know the craziest part”
“I don’t know please tell me” Bayo replied with fake curiousity.
“This babe booked me a flight to come meet her in Abuja” he said emphatically

“You don’t mean it”

“I swear, no lady ever bought me a flight ticket, it had always been the other way around. I showed up in Abuja few days later and we met in a hotel. Bayo you need to see how curvy and beautiful this babe is, all smooth and classy”
“Wow” Bayo exclaimed with the image of a sexy model in his mind. For a moment he envied Philip wishing he had same lax and daring spirit enough to fulfill his sexual fantasies. “Tell me more”
“This lady couldn’t even wait to get her hands on me as we enter the room, we helped each other pull off and began to kiss like crazy. She pleaded that I give her a head. I did with all pleasure and in return she sucked my dick right before we went into rounds of sex. Bayo you need to see how this lady kept pleading for me not to leave, you could see in her eyes she had never had it that good. She swore she would had made me stay back in Abuja if not for her fiancĂ© who would be in town”
Bayo frowned “You lost me there, is she engaged?”
“Yes, I got to know as well right after we are done. She said she didn’t want me to feel awkward and besides that her man hardly spends time with her. I quickly told her I had a fiancĂ©e as well, so no string attached and she agreed”
“Guy did you use protection?”
“Nope, she insisted we go raw”
“And you agreed? Are you serious?” he sounds alarmed
“Relax, she showed me report of her recent health status, she is clean”
Bayo heaved in relief “But guy you still need to be very careful”
“Nothing will happen, I trust my instinct but anyways thanks. I need to go back to work” Philip said.
“Ok no problem”
“My regards to your wife” he hung up.
Bayo smiled as he ends the call, he doubts if Philip would ever settle down for marriage. “What a guy!”

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Literature / Re: Flip by ghostwritter(m): 10:59pm On Nov 09, 2022
By the the edge of the pool Philip stood watching the love of his live swimming, Mary smiled back to the dark tall man while trying the back flip. Suddenly, the pool turned into blood. Mary cried as Philip tried to rescue her out of the pool but something inside the water dragged Mary in. Philip watched in horror as Mary struggled before she drowned into the pool of blood.
“Noooo!” he screamed.


***

He opened his eyes and heaved in relief on realizing it had been a nightmare, he was happy to see his wife Mary still laying beside him. As he tried to go back to sleep, his eyes caught the frame of a human standing in a corner of the dim lighted bedroom.
“Who are you?” his voice trembled to the realization of a possible armed-robbery.
The figure who was clothed in an all black vest on a jean stepped closer to him enough for Philip to see the face. For a moment he couldn’t believe his eyes, it was a lady, a woman from his past.
“Yemisi?” he called out, not sure if it was really her.
“Yes Philip, it’s me Yemisi and I have come to pay you back” Yemisi said while fumbling with a short gun aimed at the man.
Philip looked horrible on his bed, not sure if it was another episode of nightmare, he couldn’t belief his eyes. How did she get into the room? What the hell is she trying to do? “Yemisi please don’t do anything stupid, don’t try to do what you will regret for the rest of your life” he mumbled.
Yemisi’s eyes beamed with mischievous glee while telling Philip that she’d already done something stupid to the woman laying beside of him. Philip’s heart sank as quickly switches on the bedside light to see what Yemisi was talking about. His breath ceased as he saw Mary laying lifeless on her part of the bed soaked in blood, her throat already slit.
Despirately Wishing for it to be one bloody nightmare, Philip tried to scream but couldn’t as Yemisi threatened to shot him if he does.
“Wha
what the hell have you done Yemisi?” Philip struggled to ask after finding his voce.
“You destroyed my life, you Philip made me the monster that I am” her face tinted in mischievous satisfaction as she began emphatically. “I’d sworn to make you pay for what you did to me, to take every bit of happiness within and around you for what you caused me”
“Yemisi you’ve got it all wrong” Philip cried, his body shivering in pain as reality dawned on him in connection to Yemisi’s words. “It wasn’t me”
“You are a bloody liar Philip” she stiffened the gun to aim at his head.
“Wait Yemisi please don’t shot, you need to listen to my side of the story” Philip pleaded.
“It’s too late Philip, there is no going back for me”
Security officers had reached the door and are knocking hard in attempt break the door open.
“Yemisi please, just listen”

Bang!

Yemisi had pushed the trigger, her body trembling and her mind relieved as Philip laid dead with a bullet in his skull. Slowly she pointed the gun to her head
and pulled the trigger.

Bang!

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Literature / Re: Corridor Of Hell: Guardians Of The Dead by ghostwritter(m): 12:05pm On Nov 09, 2022
dawno2008:
are you still on the book?
Yes, I'm still on it. It's been difficult to continue since there is no one prompting me.
I'm surprise you still remember. I will be fast with it.

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