₦airaland Forum

BraniacX:
If buhari is just a human being, then what was Jonathan? Superman from krypton abi?

He must keep his pre-election promise he made on CNN and end boko haram within 90 days of assuming power


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnNf6GDNptw

Fvcking hypocrite

Buhari hasn't even stayed up to 2months in office and u all want him alone to actualize the change.
if any of you regret voting for Buhari then you should dust ur sorry as$ and try contest against him in d next election.
Ungrateful Bastardx.

Lordave:
Please the whole world should investigate this; it's obvious I Was hypnotised in Voting and canvassing for Muhammadu Buhari in the last Presidential Election. I was not conscious of my actions and please, once more on behalf of scammed and hypnotised Nigerians I tender my apology to the most tactful and shrewd president Nigeria ever had, Mr Goodluck Ebele Jonathan GCFR, I'm sorry for falling for the greatest scam ever known to man. I'm sorry, sir.

abeg shut up, even ur father can't eradicate boko haram within a year.
Buhari is a human being just like u and I and not a robot like the quotee.

It is better to sit with d Devil himself than an 'S.U' student.
They will call d attention of d invigilator if they see u ar good at exam malpractice....but thank God i wasn't caught for ones.

I swear never to be emotionally moved even if all the characters fall dead in d movie due to ebola...it's all a make believe and besides how much una use take buy the film sef...no be copy and paste all of us dey do?

mrlaw93:
Is this meant to be funny and i didnt laugh?

u must be suffering from a disease called 'nofun'....I suggest u see a quack doctor.

Airforce1:
who is she?

she is ur sister in d music industry....
U neva drop ur own album?

CountDracula:
She looks like my house girl

Rita is dat you? u never wash plate u dey snap picture

wake-up sir, u don dey bed wet....na dream u dey dream.

kennygee:
Is she allergic to covering her body?

I don't know why we females think its okay to "flaunt it if you've got it". Maybe I'm the only one thinking of future political ambitions sha.

She try sha. Make up and all.

Her body is on point. You can tell she works out.

u too sef, are u allergic to exposing ur face....(ur dp).

My mom would just give my dad a heavy slap if he try open his eye while he eat.

OMG!!
I laugh in heavenly tongue....see her backside like d edge of an unfinished concrete wall.
Astagafurullai....I don forget sey I dey fast.

I swear if I catch any of this girls ehn....I will personally deal with them. #disgusting

I will go for RED.
I would have love to explain why but I'm presently on Ramadan fast.

On a very serious note, abeg how dis one take concern me?
*listens to d pastor's sermon*

[quote author=ProphetUdeme post=34555956][/quote]honestly, i pray never to be in ur shoes coz' it stinks of lies and fable.
I would Bleep have Bleep christ into her sinful body.

Have any one of u heard of the word "BLOWJOBB"?

Mathematics is d most useless subject ever. It made me re-write my SSCE exams 8 times.
**spits on d founders of maths**

And she also forgot to add that Medical report has it that 'Foreign pusssy is sweeter than our Home made pusssy'
Osho, ur mum is sick.

Click 'LIKE' if u too are here to only see d naked girls.

Zellie:
Okay, so nairaland censors Pen.is but doesn't censor Vagina

Why now

**sniff around**
i smell gender inequality.

At last dis yoruba boy wan use style come back home.
OluwaJayzi Oloruncartar welcome home.

THIS LAND IS NOT FOR SALE.
Beware of my bastard son Rasaki who is a 419.

yorke1:
Forget the skin colour, this dude certainly got the Igbo spirit of hustling. Check very well, his lineage could be traced to far south-east.

u be olodo (block head)
he is from yoruba linage, his real name is Oluwajulius Olorúnberger.

cyprus000:
[size=15pt]lLONG LIVE MAMA LAND.

I am going to sarcrifice my last blood for her.
I will make sure,I be at the war front when it starts.

MAMA..your children have suffered marginalization,discrimination,bullying,hate from every corner of the scam called "NIGERIA".

MAMA..your children miss you and wants you back.
You have gone for so long..your children children only hear about you from afar,fantasizing on how to feel the warmt of your body when you hug them.

MAMA..please don't waste time any longer,its time those that killed your children feel your full wrath and we your children will make sure they pay for all injusties mented on our fallen brothers



THEY SAY WE ARE JOKER'S,BUT WE SHALL SOON KNOW WHO IS THE CLOWN.


#FOREVERLIVEBAIFRA [/size]

pélé (sorry)
Your 'MAMA' is dead, gone....and never to return forever.
Go On With One Nigeria (GOWON).

EbolaParasite:
While I don't know if your story is true, this is the kind of approach that will definitely land you a job. Most people are too busy applying to Chevron, Stanbic etc. They see jobs that pay 40k and say "I am a graduate, how can I earn that". End up staying at home for 3years and come to nairaland to complain.

truth be told, i never carried myself like a graduate but my boss and co-workers respected me for it, though my first salary was 32,000 but has now increased.

LET ME TELL U GUYS MY SHORT STORY:
After my youth service and no job for three months, i decided to take a bold step.
One sunny day, i walked into this plastic producing company which i had earlier seen d advert on paper and went directly to d owner, showed him my C.V which was outstanding by d way, told him to let me work for him for FREE for two months (no be sey i desperate o, but i just wanna keep my soul active) which he accepted instantly.
I hadn't worked up to a week when he made me d branch manager to his new site.
That's why i never had d jobless time to complete my stories on d Literature section. It was joblessness dat made me realised i had gat talent for composing horrific stories.

@OP, d family curse wey dey follow u get strong-head like Buhari.

LET ME TELL U ALL MY SHORT STORY:
After my youth service and no job for three months, i decided to take a bold step.
One sunny day, i walked into this plastic producing company which i had earlier seen d advert on paper and went directly to d owner, showed him my C.V which was outstanding by d way, told him to let me work for him for FREE for two months (no be sey i desperate o, but i just wanna keep my soul active) which he accepted instantly.
I hadn't worked up to a week when he made me d branch manager to his new site.
That's why i never had d jobless time to complete my stories on d Literature section. It was joblessness dat made me realised i had gat talent for composing horrific stories.

LET ME TELL U ALL MY SHORT STORY:
After my youth service and no job for three years, i decided to take a bold step.
One sunny day, i walked into this plastic producing company which i had earlier seen d advert on paper and went directly to d owner, showed him my C.V which was outstanding by d way, told him to let me work for him for FREE for two months which he accepted instantly.
I hadn't worked up to a week when he made me d branch manager to his new site.
That's why i never had d jobless time to complete my stories on d Literature section.

ndy4evame:
now I knw beta, so u r cursed in ur family Sorry! R u even man enof to do? Kai, ur finished.

Gini mèrè?
Little girl, why ar u provoking d sleeping monster inside my boxer?
After going through ur previous posts, i realised u ar one lonely LovePeddler who needs a fleshy and mighty rod inside of her.
If i'm right about d statement above, pls quote me.