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This one weak me o

I told you Buhari have got no brain,

I still wonder when Christiane Amanpour will interview Nigerian actresses, so they can tell us how they pay their bills.

Emperorchix:
Pls guys help me out

Goto your phone settings. Click on display and adjust it

It’s exactly 6Yrs since Muammar Gadaffi was Killed by Stupid Americans!

"I will not go into exile to any foreign country. I was born here in Libya, and I will die here. This country was a dessert, and I turned it into a forest, where everything can grow.

No one Love this land more more than its citizens. If Europe and America tells you that they love you, be careful. They love the wealth of your land. The oil and not the people. They are helping you to fight against me but, it will be more wise for you to fight against them because they are fighting against your future and progress.

My message to you the people of Libya is, they are helping you to kill me but you will pay the price because you will suffer. And my message to you America and Europe is, you will kill me, but be ready to fight a never ending TERRORISM.

Before you realise your ignorance, terrorists will be hitting you at your doorstep."
GADDAFI once told the Nigerian and British governments to divide Nigeria into two, so that the Hausa/Fulani (Moslems), Yoruba (Christians) and Biafrans/Igbo, can live as neighbouring countries.

It's good we look at these 16 REAL REASONS WHY COL. GADDAFI WAS KILLED:
1. There is no electricity bill in Libya, electricity is free for all its citizens.

2. There is no interest on loans, banks in Libya are state-owned and loans given to all its citizens are at a 0% interest by law.

3. Home is considered a human right in Libya. Gaddafi vowed that his parents would not get a house until everyone in Libya had a
home.

4. All newlyweds in Libya receive $60,000 Dinars (US$50,000) from the government to buy their first apartment.

5. Education and medical treatments are free in Libya. Before Gaddafi, only 25% of Libyans were literates. Today, the figure stands at 83%.

6. Libyans taking up farming as a career, they received farm land, a farming house, equipment, seeds and livestock to kick- start their farms – all for free.

7. If Libyans cannot find the education or medical facilities they needed in Libya, the government funded them to go abroad for it.

8. In Gaddafi's Libya, if a Libyan buys a car, the government subsidized 50% of the price.

9. The price of petrol in Libya is $0. 14 per liter.

10. Libya has no external debt and its reserves amount to $150 billion – now frozen globally.

11. If a Libyan is unable to get employment after graduation, the state would pay the average salary of the profession as if he or she is employed until employment is found.

12. A portion of Libyan oil sale is credited directly to the bank accounts of all Libyan citizens.

13. A mother who gave birth to a child under Gaddafi, received US $5,000 as child benefit upfront.

14. 40 loaves of bread in Libya costs $ 0.15

15. 25% of Libyans have a university degree

16. Gaddafi carried out the world’s largest irrigation project, known as the Great Man- Made River Project, to make water readily available throughout the desert country.
If this is called "Dictatorship", I wonder what type of Leadership Democrats have!!
Share this to remember Gaddafi

It's funny how people who could not make it in their professions now carry Bible claiming to be a Pastor/Evangelist.

Seriously dude, Swapping a Samsung with a Tecno device... That's not cool at all

I still don't understand why she is dressing like a guy.

Wisdomkosi:
I am using itel 1703, all of sudden I don't enjoy the tablet any longer because it hangs a lot, and sometimes I feel like smashing it on the ground because I really need it to work very fast. What should I do please?

1. Uninstall most of the apps you are not using.
2. You have exhausted your storage space. Make sure you have @least 1GB of inbuilt storage free.

3. Download CM cleaner to clear old apk files and cache files.

Then you are good to go.

Nigerians they give police too much respect, any police man that man handle me I will just keep him quiet then gently confront him one day on the road when he is with his wife and child and give him the beaten of his life; that if his fellow police men ask him "ah inspector ade what happened? His reply would be, my brother na Mr. Robert oO.

lestat:
I can't remember been a while got them free with some devices I guess , I use a 200gb now so these are useless

How much are you selling the 64gb

Download Dr web lite antivirus use it to full scan your device

People don't do abortion for fun, they do it because of unwanted pregnancy. I support abortion.

If they waited 5 more years, they will make it big in Nigerian market.

Hitting her head on the wall seems to be one of the effects of tramadol

ziccoit:
Kindly recommend a good android device (preferably new, not necessarily) I can get between 80-100k. Good to excellent battery life, excellent display ram and speed could be added advantages.


Note:- pls, don’t ask me to come and buy your phone or patronize your market. I want sincere recommendations from techy guys,

Thanks.

Nokia 6

Key features:
Operating System – Android 7.1.1 (Nougat)
Screen Size – 5.5 inches (~70.7% screen-to-body ratio)
Network – 4G LTE
Processor – Octa-core 1.4 GHz Cortex-A53
Camera – 16 MP (Back), 8 MP (Front)
Memory – 32 GB ROM, 3 GB RAM
Colour – Black
Battery – Non-removable Li-Ion 3000 mAh

₦83,000.00 @ slot

Old woman

Poor man

cr7lomo:
I regret quoting u...it's certain I quoted a child or a re.tard

You talked like a child when you said [quote if ronaldo were to b Argentine, he wud have won the world cup tey tey and copa America at least 2][\quote]

cr7lomo:
U are saying nonsense...shey the rules were laid out b4 the tournament started??when Italy won the 82 world cup, were they not the best losers finishing 3rd in their group... messi has only won major trophies with one team...if ronaldo were to b Argentine, he wud have won the world cup tey tey and copa America at least 2 ... ronaldo won Portugal their first ever major trophy in the country's history...and u should know that it's harder to win the euros than to win the copa America especially when ur team no follow for favorites compared to messi's Argentina ... speak the truth and let it set u free

Guy abeg no make me laugh, if Ronaldo was to be an Argentine? Seriously do you mean it? Ronaldo would not even see a shirt in Brazilian national team. Remember he is also a Brazilian but nationalized with Portugal cos he wanted it easy. Euro is harder than Copa America, with teams like Wales, Finland, Scotland

OGHENAOGIE:
guy make Messi win one....u call euros best loser trophy sentiment no go kil una

They didn't even win a group game. They finished 3rd in their group stage, mean-while in African nations cup finishing 3rd in group stage means you should pack your bags and go home. Out of 7 matches played they won only 1 (one) team in 90minutes. There is no way they will be considered Classic Champions, but best losser champion.

OGHENAOGIE:
no mind them.... Make them go check his assist rate yet de say d guy no de assist...messi is so super yy has he not won an international trophy with Argentina...

Do you consider that as winning international trophy. He one that trophy as best losser.

Graduated at the age of 18 in Nigeria

initiate:
Please how can I stop the adverts that keep popping up on my Samsung phone. The most common is Ali express app which I never installed. Thanks

Download Dr. Web lite antivirus from playstore and do a full scan on your phone.

The bravely by this young IGBO child must be confusing to other tribes, but this is an ancient rite — his first step into the world of unknowns — a world where he will be able make it, or die trying,"

Throwback:
We welcome the Igbos for catching up with the Yorubas again.

Google Taslim Olawale Elias (first African to be president of the World Court/International Court of Justice as far back as 1982), then you can stop gloating after you realise that catch-up is your eternal destiny.

If you do not know, the World Court is the principal judicial organ of the United Nations.

While I celebrate with the Igbos on their lesser achievement with the ICC, I will felicitate with them when they finally attain by catch-up, the superior merit that the Yorubas attained in 1982.

Taslim Olawale Elias President of the World Court/International Court of Justice at the age of (68) Sixty- Eight.

Justice Chile Eboe- Osuji President of the World Court/International Court of Justice at the age of (56) Fifty- Six.

We don't do buhari/Osinbanjo, Our achievement comes at our younger age.

E.g Emeka Anyaoku Commonwealth Secretary-General at the age of (57) Fifty- Seven.

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Girls are pus*ies. And Olosho is an asshole. Pus*ies don't like dicks, because pus*ies get fu*ked by dicks. But dicks also fu*k assholes - assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pus*ies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fu*k an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fu*k too much, or fu*k when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pus*y to show 'em that. But sometimes pus*ies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pus*ies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fu*k this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pus*ies all covered in shit.

This one no be my business!!
One girl everybody is managing in our street
One mumu boy went and impregnated her
Greedy people everywhere

ssANIKUDIss:
VINSIC 20,000mAh with support for quick charge 3.0

How many times does it charge your phone

When a woman and her first son are not close, it means that woman is a terrible woman.

the iPhone 3GS would tend to get hotter than prior iPhones, particularly when charging. Apple ultimately responded by issuing a warning about the risk of overheating with the iPhone 3GS, with the company cautioning against the leaving the phone in direct sunlight or using GPS in hot conditions.

iPhone 4's antenna flaw, which caused a weakened signal when the device was held in a particular way.

Apparently as a result of its thin design, the iPhone 6 Plus was prone to bending under certain conditions -- such as if a user sat down with the phone in their pocket for long stretches.
the iPhone 6 Plus also suffered from so-called "touch disease." The issue caused the display to lose touch responsiveness over time, while a gray bar would flicker on the top of the screen. users were required to pay $149 to get the fix.

The iPhone 7 can produce a hissing sound. The iPhone 7 can lose service after you put it in Airplane Mode, Apple advises that customers remove and reinsert the device’s SIM card. The iPhone 7’s camera lens seems to scratch too easily.