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ahnie:
Oh sweetie i jex fell from #indomie tree#ok....ayam keepin you boths under serious scrutiny.ginababy how body nah?

Lol, indomie try? Dis is serious mata ooo. Pls 4give me. Concerning body, na constipation ooo.

tyconcepts:
Lolzzzzz....See denial of install and uplifted position.

We kpekus not for missionary journey but for flexibility.

Hmmm flexibility to kpekus more abi? I'm suspecting u now.

tyconcepts:
See me see trouble o

We all of una dey wish me another missionary journey so quick. Can't one kpekus freely again


Besides where is the chief kpekuser Ginababy

Y should I b d chief? Wat will nw bcom of ahnie who has bn running around running all manner of pregnancy test. Vigilante mamas too kpekus Haba! Wat do u guys want if nt anoda missionary journey.

ambient:
congrat faithfulwife.....
mamas no vex say i sabi as questions oo na first time things,is it advisable to go to a driving school to learn how to drive during pregenancy?
am tired of begging people to take me around as oga no dey.

I really dnt knw if it's safe or nt bt I had an experience some wks bak. I noticed some kind of pains around my lower abdomen each tym I try to reverse d car frm d car park, so I had to stop bt I tried doing same yesterday n I felt no pains. Just b careful because learning 2 drive strains d brain n ur baby's development has to do wt ur brain too. (I stand to b corrected).

ahnie:
Aunty we for like collect your sent kisses,but we dhey fear 14yrs,pls substitute the kisses with WINKs.

Haaaaa abeg no fear ooo. Dis kind one no dey wound. Wen u ready we go make am official. Oya take dis as Mummy demands.

Congratulations mompurity2, may God perfect all he has started.

@faithfulwife, I celebrate wt u big tym. Congratulations. @middyO, congratulations. God is indeed faithful.

ahnie:
How una dhey...compliments of the season.

My dear, very fyn ooo. Hope u do same? Tnx 4 checking. Dis is 4 Zino

@Jennifer86, Hmmm nice1. Happy Anniversary dearie. May God perfect all dat concerns you.

happymama:
thanks mama

U wlcm.

sickstars:
Lol sometimes we are the stars that is sick
twins?
O lord i'm not ready for twins

sorry please i dont seem to understand the glo statement

Thank God Somborri is nt offended. Noooo we cannot b sick oooo.

Hahaha I finally found som1 dat is nt ready for twins dsame way I do.

As for d Glo statement, I was having difficulty in posting so I had 2 type lyk 4 times b4 it finally posted. Bt it's nt 4 u any way.

Happy Sunday All.

sickstars:
I am two months pregnant and i have certain issues i notice its my first pregnancy

I feel so heavy inside, i can hardly walk i find myself so much into reading of books lately its not what i am used to but i barely can walk and i dont sleep regularly i just want to to if its normal

I have the smell disorder too everything irritates me every thing i smell does

Dis ur moniker sef ehn. Wat is sick abt d star? Bak 2 business. I feel bloated, lack of sleep n smell disorder too. Feeling heavy inside or bloated was due 2 constipation while dat of smell disorder is natural. Bt dat of difficulty in walking might b dat u r carrying twins ooo. Oda mamas help out abeg.


Glo ntwrk 2day is lyk NEPA light on my side.

@udoomama, congratulations to u my dear. Welcome to d journey of motherhood. Oya start eating fruits n take lots of water bt stay away frm unripe pawpaw. Start ur ANC early because does of us dat ttc b4 conception we r unique n special to God. So get monitored early. We d wait 4 u for pregnancy thread.

@all, stay cool n calm. because dis pregnancy tin na turn by turn. One tin is certain u too will port to pregnancy thread som day.

happymama:
Gudday mama,pls,i blve som1 must av gne thru dis situatn nd can help me,my lo cries wneva his father carries him nd kips quiet wneva i collect him,i cant continue being d only 1 carryin him,wat can i do..........

Sabi mamas, make una help torchlight dis mata wt her. I'm sure der r carried away my smokeydrinky's BS or experience once r MIA for now. my suggestion is dh shud spend more tym (sing, smile, call him pet names, stroll wt him, feed, take him out of bed, etc) wt d baby while u spend less tym wt him 4 d main tym. Bt u can as well as experience mamas on new born thread. I'm sure u wil get answers der.

@smokeydrinky, dat was a sexy borning. Congratulations.

@chinwendym, seeing ur pic is a great relief. I bless God for u dearie.

NoLuvLost:
Thanks mum's
I prepared fried rice, peppered chicken and peppered fish joyfully
Hubby was as happy as a baby.
Bd yesterday and dis morning o
Was calling all day ready to bd putting me in d mood.
Hmm, I wan even post pix of d food
Make unable no vex. I go commot am as dh fit reach here.

Nice one. I assure u dat dis rest, peace n love will usher ur bfp soon. Just kip it up. More grace dearie.

@Jennifer89, happy born day n more grace abounds wt u.

@zaynie, ur own beta u sha test ur MIL. Som of us na pictures we come meet. My condolences dearie.

@dv4real, I celebrate wt u. Our BS oooo.

@ajuwarhodes, I'm sure u hav bn offline since afta ur last post n u unknowingly quote NoLuvLost wen she said we shouldn't. So pls weneva u come online just go bak to were u quoted her n click on modify, erase all her comments n only mention her moniker den post again. Dis can land her in a big trouble. Hope u understand?


@NoLuvLost, ur moniker has said it all. TTC is part of dis loveless feeling right now. So quit ttc n focus on ur dh. Knw he is a human being lyk u n some ones child dsame way u r n needing luv n respect frm his wife. He has dreams dat only u can make dat come tru. Dream of a swt home, loving wife, plenty kpekusing dat will help him stay away frm fornication and home full of beautiful children. I hav my home, every other mama here hav theirs n u also hav urs. We hav bn working day n night to make our marriages work n wat do u want for urs? It's up to u now to decide. Best of luck in any decision u chooses to take n b ready for stigmatisation if u choose to be a divorcee. (pls send me ur hubby's contact, a friend of mine don't mind at all as she can make it work even wtout luv) Tnx in anticipation.

@tammyloreoluwa, longest tym. Hw is d Ministry moving? Hope der is kick now?

@all the mamas, I'm blowing plenty baby dust to u guys. Hamattan u sha help me do d distribution.

ahnie:
Second missionary journey gini?team 2018.how are you my priend?

Hmmm mouth done talk am ooo na 4 kpekus to obey.

I'm great. Just d hamattan here is nt allowing me knw d difference by MS n d weather own sef.

Hope it's nt much in ur end?

ahnie:
Zino...cc ginababy,ozycy,miss M,harmymy,blessedtwinz,deezou

Zino oooooooooo is on my mention n has bn waiting. I'm so honoured darling. Abeg permit me to kiss her kissable lips. Dis baby has grown so fast. Abeg u r permitted to start second missionary journey.

Make I go luk her again. Tnx a bunch Aunty ahnie for sharing.

tyconcepts:
@Ahnie.....Instead of u to just pay Ur dues for team June you are busy testing & testing.....Kontinue

Pls help me tell her ooo. I even suggest to register her free since she is a senior mama.


@gtkay, where is our BS part 2? It's taking too much tym ooo. I hate suspense lyk die. Anyway let me reserve my congratulations 4 nw since na slow motion we dey.

ahnie:
Where hav you bn...amigofi mi le joor...team neutral for now

I hv bn on ghost mood. I'm trying to illegally register u wt asking for dues n u r busy dolling abi?

ahnie:
I went for the pt blood test again.....NEGATIVE.2 labs confirmed it@ma'am soonest...miss malachi,blessedtwinz,harmymy tchiwinnie.i'll still go for virgina scan

The way u r acting drama wt dis preggy issue is really funny to me.
Kpekus don wound u abi? Putting u in confusion. Eyaaaa Sry. Afta virgina scan wat what nxt?
Do com team June ooo. Dat hailing last tym is still representing.

ahnie:
Bebe howdy?

I dey fyn. As u no wish me happy anniversary yesterday na corner eye I take d luk u ooo. I sha don 4giv u as 2day na new mnth. Oya HNM. Take e-hug.

ahnie:
Oya wear her the crown.......puhahahahahahatongue out#

Who get mouth d talk dis one? Crown wey u hold abi anoda one dey?

My kpekusing na once in a blue moon n e no d wound.

lioha:
The kpekusing mistress

Noooo I don hand ova to ahnie. Na she kpekus pass.
#running four fourty#

A big Tnx to all the mamas who took deir tym to celebrate wt me yesterday on my anniversary. May God answer d desires of ur heart n giv I everyday to celebrate his goodness. Tnk u! Tnk u!! And tank u!!!

Happy new Month to all d beauties in d house.

A big tanx to every1 who celebrated wt me yesterday on my anniversary. I can't no fit start calling individual names. Bt I pray God to cause his face to shine on u n b gracious to you.

December Mamas, Oya ooooo start dropping it lyk it's hot n give my dh a birthday mate today. I beg una.

I don kpekus 4 anniversary, ryt nw I d kpekus for birthday as I d type. My baby don hear am.

mamakendra:
kikikikiki. Abeg mamas laugh small.
Imagine on the peak of my ovulation, with all the signs present, I have already planned my bd for the night, with my instead cup tucked under my pillow, waiting to insert it after the do. Very tired and sleep after retuning from work, but still determined to do. Didnt inform dh about d o, so as not to pressure. After ALLLLLL this preparations, Mr D, refused to rise. Come see my gingering, even ontop my tiredness. I climb on top dh -nothing, I do b-job -nothing, I try so tey tears start to fall from my eyes.
Funny, cos we hv never had this type of flat tyre before. As I dey ginger, dh say make I leave am, later, for where, I no gree ooo. Because of my persistence he now knew it was cos I was ovulating. It come make am worse, cos he now started feeling bad. I try ehnnn When I rember all my gingering that night, na just laugh I dey laugh myself
Ha!!! No be small thing do me oo

Wat a drama queen? Laugh want tear my belle. Abeg take am easy oooo. U can still try to night. If possible take ur mattress to anoda room. Just change room n d urge will b different. D mnth I conceived, I had to relocate to d parlour for one wk n my dh had gud erection. Just my suggestion sha.

Ayauche:
Gudmorning fruitful mamas.
Its my 2nd wedding Anniversary, I thank God Almighty cos am so happy unlike last year.
I pray 4 myself and all my Anniversary mates in the house,that by dis tym next year its double celebration because we will be dancing to the Altar of God with our LOs and for Anniversary.
Ginababy I sight u.

My Anniversary mate. A big Amen! To your prayer. I celebrate wt ur family big tym. Hav a blast.

It's my 2yrs Wedding Anniversary today. Dis time last year, I was moody n saw no reason to celebrate bt today God still proved himself faithful n has given me a more beta reason to celebrate. He promised nxt year will b bigger dan dis n many more. Pls friends, join me in celebration.

Because I'm pregnant, I have a reason to celebrate my Anniversary dis year.

Because I'm pregnant, God has bn judged faithful n d devil has bn defeated.