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happytemi:
@Zaynie. Thank you for the info. Make I go bank go withdraw money to pay my dues.

Go which bank? Pay which dues? To who?
Lioha, Lioha, Lioha wakeup oooooooooo come see Aunty Zaynie don start 4 ur teammate head ooooo. She don d do illegal again ooo. Dat fight wey u liv am pending na it d spoil market lyk dis.
@happytemi, if u no want get team den pay to Aunty Zaynie n she will liv u teamless afta collecting ur money. No say person no tell u ooo. So choose btw paying dues n nt hav teammate n paying due + teammate yafuyafu.

I'm shy now. All those wishing me HWA thank u ooo. I dnt knw wat to do on my exact anniversary date which is 30th of dis mnth. So pls d rest of u shud reserve d remaining wishes 4 dat day b4 my day go come dey boring.

Mumihaja, congratulations n welcome to motherhood. May u carry to term n deliver lyk a Hebrew woman.

ambient:
goodmorning pregenant mom i don turn scientist for pregenancy matter ooooo due to my excessive nausea i started devising plans to check it,nothing i no try oooo even run go doctor but he refused giving me any injection for nausea only drip for baby nutrition na so i sadly comeback oooo still dey research i come discover say anytime i brush teeth come eat i no dey vomit but if i no brush na so i go dey toilet.i come say ok oooo so this days if i wan eat i go first brush teeth den come chop.been doing it for 3 days and proud to say its been working for me and i have the oomost sparkling teeth .
ps.......i don port to team june doctor say dem no dey use gestational sac dey check bbaby say na the foetal pole so ginababy i dey ur group.

Yepeeeeeeeeee dancing skelewu 4 u.. welcome to d smartest team. Team wey d pack delivery bag b4 conception. See registration form, fill n pay ur dues to hmmmm I go tell u d person in private. Bad belle people too much here.
More porting mamas I pray.

Na pass I dey pass oo (whistling)
I comment my reserve.

talltosyne:
@ginababy, no tell me say fear don dey catch u ooo. Mama Atinuke no fit do anything. Won ki fi oko nla deru ba arugbo (dey no sey use big pen*s scare old woman).

@Lioha, make we stand our ground oooo so we go get money buy crib for our team mate. If Aunty Zaynie like, make she take d money with her buy house for banana island like linda ikeji, na she sabi.
Make she return all our teamie dues wey dey with her b4 I show d kind person wey I be.

Noooo fear ke! Right now I d do exercise on top my bed. U no say e don tay way I fight so I don forget some styles way d pain body.
Zaynie must drop.

talltosyne:
Mama Atinuke, Mama Atinuke, Mama Atinuke! How many times did I call u? Ayaff lleave u with ur dues oooo, my own be say no near team april mama as u no gree to step down for 2016. Jst wonder if u be ijebu woman wey u like money like dis.

I pity all dis mama wey dey fight for Atinuke. Na money u go take pursue all of them.


Congratulation @Trendy08, wish u and ur Lo speedy recovery

Team November, wish u all supernatural and painless delivery.

#teamaprilforpainlessdelivery#

Some kind yarn dey swt my belle.
Zaynie drop oooooooooo for 2016 mamas. Or u fit come buy anoda form join 2016 mamas.

everfaithfulGod:
yesterday pix of my prince @ 11 days old.

October mamas, make una no finish hairy babies ooo. B4 I go com born kpalambolo.
Swt guy u got here. Nmwwwwaaaa.(e-kisses)

ekeminiabasi:
Thanks Gina....i'll consider it. my mum has been saying it right from the 2nd pregnancy....re u currently on herbs?

Nooooo. Just dat I knw a lot of pple dat hav testified to it.

ekeminiabasi:
Thanks 4 ur prompt response.....no I wasn't diagnosed of incompetent cervix..d gynae just. did it as a precautionary thing. I did a scan where d cervix was measured and it was competent,but the doc said jst 4 precaution. It's more unexplained. No real reason was given,they all just said;b prayerful. @gina;yes herbs have been recommended,but i'm scared of all these herbs. I've used 3 different hosp/gynea. Btw;i had fibroid surgery after d 1st loss.

Dnt b scared. Even women dat had given birth thru CS now takes a particular herbs around to help dem giv birth vaginally. D only herbs I dnt agree wt is wen dey ask 4 chicken or any items aside money. Hia I d run four fourty. But dey help a grt deal.

zaynie:
Ekeminiabasi, why the miscarriages...was it due to incompetent cervix or what?
Is there an underlying issue?

Cc...Nurse Kaffy4Bill



Ginababy....you wan make laff tear my yansh again bah?
Which one be catapult bra? My own na bagco sack dem dey use sew my bra o...no be tailor dey sew the bra sef na bricklayer dey build my bra
Breast pass breast o.....no try me at all.

You and Lioha...una never reach! I don dey build my army since nah!
MummyEjire, where are thou and thy Mighty Chest......? Show face o...the fight is about to shele!

Tyconcepts.....dont hold me when fight starts o...I will scatter ground.

Gaily04...you be better pikin. Oya chop knuckle!

Who carry my girdle pant wey I dey use fight? If I no see am na it b say I go only d separate fight btw Zaynie n Lioha.

ekeminiabasi:
Thanks all! @zaynie;last month's salary don get budget,i'll include the dues in this month's budget. My concern; before now,i have been pregnant 3 times,but sadly all ended in miscarriages. 16,13 nd 15 weeks respectively. 1st one water jst broke nd nd baby had 2 b evacuated, 2nd one; stressed myself a bit and woke up in d morning with pains and miscarried naturally. 3rd one; I was placed on progesterone till 12weeks, then my cervix was tied.I was on bedrest,but still miscarried. Sorry for d long epistle,but does ny1 know wat precautions I shld take asides rest nd no stress? Thanks

I will advise u start traditional herbs. It might help u carry dis to term.

Gaily04:
Abeg o, be sure of d queue u are joining o, let ma'am zaynie not catch u o, she is the accountant we know, she will definitely make case with ginababy.

Which kind bad belle b dis? Una no go mind una business? Una tink say n every body shiver for small mata? Liv her alone. Oya stand here but no push oooo.

lioha:
Ginababy which one you dey, i hope say na only your team mates money you dey collect(allowed) no cross enter April.

Aaaaaaah na only my territory I d maintain ooooo I no fit cross at all.
(whispering) make we stand our grand face dis Zaynie togeda. Dis her fraud most end. If she try to use her boobies fight us, make we carry her Atinuke go hide.
Hahahahaha correct mamas. cover ur eye glass make she fear.

@all, make una helep me c mata wey transpired btw me n Zaynie wen I bn come dis thread.
Nhm, I was asked to pay my dues to her of which I did wtout complaining. I remember I was just landing from Obodo-oyibo (US) so I gav her dollars to help me change n giv me my balance afta taking out dat of d dues.
Na so she begin scope here n der sotele sotele she com enter favour room commot den start vigilante I com d pity her.
Now, I dnt nid her to balance me again because I don decide say all my teammate money I go collect am to enable me recover my money.
Nhmmmm, I d hear her n modath d whisper 4 coner say dis Gina no try ooooo.
As she (Modath) d advice u say mak u liv me alone kuku hear her oooo.
For ur information, I ready well well.
If na issue of boobies, dat one no try oooo. Since my mama born me na only me d supply boobies for area. Nw on worst self, na catapult bra I d use arange am oooo. Ask igbo mamas wetin b EGUWEGI.

modath:
@zaynie,

See you, na now you know mumfiyin aint loyal? Bobo fiyin is but mum fiyin, I rest my case.

& that 8 wks for preggy symptoms don't work for me, the whole neighbourhood dey know daddy don score goal from week 3, its deep retching sound till D-day.


@opejibola01,

Do not pray for severe preggy symptoms, MS, that ish is from the pits of hell . .. Apple19 as mama zaynie opined will gladly pass hers over..

@cassieluv,

Do not listen to ginababy, na you dem go use beat her !! Welcome to our E family, great times abound.

@Ginababy rruuuunnnnnnn, zaynie don remove bobby from Atinuke's mouth, she's coming for ya.

Wait! Wait!! Wait!!! Go finish breastfeeding Atinuke first, we go talk dis mata sofree sofree. Nhmmmm wen u finish let me knw.

@opejibola01, welcom on board. As Tenderchic don talk am na so e b. If u r nt sure go run a blood pt. If confirmed n sure, come bak come join queue, fill registration form n pay ur dues to (me) oooo. If nt wen u start to d luk 4 teammate u no go see us ooo. N wen I start to d make roll call hahaha ur name go disappear oooo. I rest my case.

cassieluv:
Hello everyone! First time mama here and new to this thread this sure sounds like a wonderful family nd I hope I wld be welcomed. Jst point me to d right place make I pay my dues , hapy bumping everyone and supernatural bfp to all TTC sisters. #teamjune#

U r very much welcome dearie. I pray ur stay shud b fruitful. Go join queue den pay ur dues to (ME). Fill registration form n dnt forget dis important warning, if u pay to anoda person 4 anoda team b very ready to port to dat team because ur name no go dey our register ooo.
No fear anybody face oooo. Just hold d money tight until u see (me).

@ginababy, dat ur list shld b peculiar to ur hsptl cos my hospital no ask for jik, glove, dettol etc.[/quote]It's true. Some hospitals dnt even ask 4 anything as long as u hav registered wt dem everything is available 4 ur use.
Some u will pay 10k for delivery package. D most important tin is a safe delivery.

@ekeminiabasi, I Cud b d hsg. because I got my bfp 2wks afta my first n last hsg n my tubes were also patent. So many women hav had similar occurrence lyk dat. Congrats.

@Tammyloreoluwa, HWA. Na folo folo me n u d do ooo. My anniversary is November n we r both team June. Hmmmmm der is somtin special here. Nxt year Anniversary pic na u, dh n Lo go take ova studio. I can't wait for dat day ooo. I hv started imaging styles n dresses to use including d best studio dat will giv us d best shoot.
As 4 morning Sickness Pele. E go soon finish. Me na only constipation n lack of appetite n nothing else. No spitting, no vomiting n no fatigue. I d wonder weda I get belle sef.
Enough of d long post haba!

@trendy80s, congratulations to u n family. We judge God faithful to d very end.

twingirls:
Team June ke? Kikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikiki

It's lyk our packing idea dey make some mamas purge. No b me advice 4 packing tinz ooo. Na one Oct dramatic Mama wey no pack b4 delivery na she open our eyes ooo.
In fact, June Mamas make una vex being port make dem see d stuff we r made of.
Make una stop to d yab us ooo.

MiddyO:
Try a bottle of unsweetened yoghurt or yoghurt with very little sugar, those watery ones o! Are you in Lagos? So I can recommend where to buy for u. Works like magic for me.

I'm nt in Lagos. Bt I will check around n see if I can get it. Tnx a lot Ma.

Constipation oooooooooo dis one don pass b careful. Abeg waitin I need do Also, I dnt hav apatite 4 food. Meat own na no go area. Since wen will I start craving 4 food na?
Most tyms I feel lyk crying or giving som1 d pregnancy to help me carry till afta birth. Chei!

4realwoman:
Thank you all for your prayers and words of encouragement i am vry grateful and may God bless you all richly
@ rainyday thank you for checking up on me
1stly After that horrible result i want to one lab @ obalende for scan and the guy said i should come back in 3 weeks time cos it is to early to see anything though the scan.
2ndly i also went to Lagoon hospital to explain to the doctor and was ask to do scan and BPT
The doctor said i need to do hormonal test (BHCG quantitative) for further examinations and am expecting the result next week and i also need to see a new gynae.
3rdly my friend is suggesting i see one ijew woman to check me and that i shouldn't worry about anything.
4thly i Just need to put everything into God's hand cos i kw that he has the final SAY

My dear, I feel ur pain n stress. I also admire ur courage n persistence. God will giv u wat u want to see n hav. Dnt giv up because it's nt ova until it's ova n we r nt lyk dem dat set bak. D path of d righteous is lyk a shining light dat shineth unto a perfect day. God will perfect all dat concerns u. IJNA.
I will advice u see d Ijaw woman too.

[quote author=IyeEjima post=39500863][/quote]NL is forbidding from posting my pisure ooo.
If u dnt bliv me dat means u dnt bliv coping my bfp too. Bt weda u bliv or nt me n God don agree say dat bfp u must get am by fire, by force, come rain, come sunshine. E go tick gum ur uterus lyk chewing gum wey gum 4 cloth. I don tell u if u lyk cry roll 4 ground. We aren't gonna change our mind at all.
Hbd swthrt. More blessings all d way.
As 4 LO and I we dey kamkpe.

@IyeEjima, God as dis woman take copy my hair style na so she go take copy my bfp b4 dis year runs out.
Dis her fyn hands must curdle her ejimas nxt year as she go d celebrate yet anoda bday wt dem.
Happy born day in advance darling.

IyeEjima:
My bday hair

Hmmmm some bori is shying. I haff seen u n I knw u very well. No b u live 4 dat koro? Hmm I will tell my mummy 4 u today. Bet me

Nice hair do Mrs celebrant. Hbd in advance hun.

Oda teams neva ready naa. So make we dey carry d go. Overtaking is allowed ooo + porting.


Go! Go!! Go!!! Team June.

October Mamas, I duff cap for una abeg. U babes r too much. Interesting BS all d way.


Oyaaa oooh, team June start packing ur bags oooo. Time no dey. In case u don't knw wat to buy or pack. Here u go:
1. Comfit Pad. =3
2. Cord Clap. =3
3. Mucos Extractor. =2
4. Big Omo (1kg). =1
5. Liguid Dittol 250ml. =1
6. Jik (big size). =1
7. Baby Dress. =1
8. Under Pad. =1 park
9. Surgical Gloves. =5 pairs
10. Latex (disposable) Gloves. =1full park
11. Olive Oil. =1
12. Baby Diapers. =1

Dis list na 4 normal delivery of which we no pray 4 CS. Me go enter hospital dat day come bak wt my LO dat same day ooo.

JummaiTWINS:
Good evening mummies, how are u all doing, this is JUMAYIN, I had probs logging into my previous moniker,hmmmm...I had another miscarriage @ 5 weeks, I was so sad, buh what can I do, I had to pick up masef n start again,mamas expect me back soonest @ginababy,gonna miss u bae,@zaynee m coming back...

Hmmmm wat can I say. Lord we still judge u faithful. God will giv u double for ur loss. I'm gonna miss u real bad. See u soon dearie.
((((e-hugs))))
I love ur new moniker.

mamateniola1:
I am so depressed. I have been an emotional wreck for weeks. Cant even open my mouth to talk or pray without crying. Ny eyes are swollen and my life is made more miserable for my so called husband wnt even look at me twice or even ask what thr matter is.
you know that feeling when someone consoles yu n tells yu 'I know what yu going tru'...especially from yur loved one. Maybe am asking too much from him... But really I cant but hate him right now more painful is noone to even call.. I feel so lonely n miserable!

U dnt hav 2 hate ur husband darling. His pains, worries n frustrations doubles urs it's just dat he is trying to b a man by hiding his feelings. Dis is d tym 4 u to show him more love n win him ova to urself n dnt forget to pray for him. If possible hold his hands n pray aloud wen he might b sleeping. I pray dis will help in a way.

talltosyne:
@ginababy, I be teamapril, I jst dey check on u and to inform u say u don get nes teamie.
@Lioha, I dey ur back with fulll suppport like tinubu tanda for PMB back.
Congrat @Curve, God bless u and ur Lo
@Mummyejire, I dey look u wit 6D glass,

Haaaaa my able senior, I prostrate for u ooo. Na u try pass.