₦airaland Forum

Bolustic:
Another Jamboree in this period of want.

Just imagine if Aisha Buhari had organised anything like this, they would have started pricing the bags and shoes on her.

It still marvels me that our brothers from the **** wouldn't condemn anything PDP when it's obviously reprehensible but will mastubate on any Buhari/Aregbe/APC/South West issue.

men try get some sense na this people don dey do august meeting before una foolishly elect buhari. How dem wnt use because of your foolishness and that of your father's no do their august meeting

john4reala:
nonsense

Some igbo village old women sha...just greet
an old igbo woman and she will tell u the
story of ur generation.. "morning nwam..bia
is this not okechukwu the son of ebube the
man who raped two girls before getting
married to obianuju the daughter of the wine
tapper who fell from a palmtree while staring
at the buttocks of juliliana the village famous
prostitute who aborted sixteen pregnancies
before getting married to okohia the dibia
from the neighbouring village..is it not ur
grandfada dat died of madness..nwam so
you have grown so big

what sense does this one make

ganisucks:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/209503-katsina-governor-masari-blasts-niger-delta-leaders-says-used-oil-money-pocket-money.html

which one swell up like dead goat wey say him name be masari? Tell us Wetin you don do for your almajeri nation?

PentiumPro:
These fools should excuse Yorubas out of their confused madness.

but they no call your name na

nnachukz:
Who said they are just common criminal? We are saying they are the third deadliest terrorist group in the world. That is the highest echelon of criminality.
May he repeat this when they attack his kingdom, burn down his palace and kill everything living in their place.
Not everything is meant for politics, say the truth when humanity is under attack by terrorists who are from Libya.

they are not even from Libya. The one the caught in enugu is from zamfara state. Buhari is just lying that they are from Libya

amaechi1:
I have said it and I will continue to stress it, people should appreciate peace and avoid getting into things that will cause breakdown of law and order. I watch the young man who named his dog buhari and he claimed that buhari is one of his role model. I simple ask what about his father or any other kinmen? Would it be more better if he hadname the dog after his father or mother to futher express his love for his parents. Are they not his role model? Heating up the area all in the name of freedom of speech is stupidity in the highest order. He should thank his star that he still alive to narrate the story.

d problem with this country is that we have so many fools like you

Airforce1:
he kinda look gay

are you ga'y too? Just wondering how you manage to know how gay people look

Anabel:
Oh my!! See you o. I'm not available to be added. Thanks

don't be like na there is always a room for more

Anabel:
Who is your anabel?

I have one so am asking if she is the one or another. But I don't mind adding more

Anabel:
Anyway, I'm not surprised. Gay relationships are accepted where this sh*t happened. They won't dare to get caught in Nigeria cos na tyre and petrol peeps go empty for their head

anabel this your name is it my own anabel

Toeyoursea:
When it is a news content relating to a Muslim committing any silly crime, you hear comments like:

*Islam is the problem of this world

*Religion of peace indeed

*That's what the Quran taught them

*Muhammed was a rapist, he slept with my Friend's mother

*Islam stole my rice bla bla bla


When it is the other way round, we blame other things except the religion and I think that a very hypocritical stance.
You hear comments like:

*End time pastor

*See his big head


*Pikhtures or I donbeliveit

*Na wa o

*God will help this Nigeria


Learn to be objective in all cases.

THIS IS MY OPINION

yellooba religion of shit

AKMoney1:
What?


We cannot accept this, he must be IBO.

accept the fact that even your tinubu is a drug baron. Breeze don blow fowl yansh don open

@ least we fit manage the guy for the land of biafra because of say he get mind small. No be your type wey na to impregnate him blood sister he fit do. All hail the sophisticated cone headed ape I hail thee

omenka:
Ugu Exporters would definitely not like this news.

what do you export, abi na only foolishness

kabrud:
These christians are always out looking for problem with the muslims. May be that one thinks he is on nairaland. For God's sake, what is the meaning of this rubbish? U will see them insulting muslims everywhere for no reason only to turn around and start forming the victim. After creating the storm, they will be asking why the rain. Has any muslim ever insulted Jesus Christ? This thing is getting too much. And they know very well that a muslim will never take that from u except if u hide behind the laptop to do that. We shall see the end of this problem they looking for upandan.

it's not your fault because your kill people @ will and they ignore you that's why you have the mouth to say that rubbish. Had it been that when ever you kill any Christian the Christian will stage you on friday afternoon when you will be hitting your brain out on the hot ground and kill you in your hundreds your preaching would have been different.

TVTKOKO:
Thats y yorubas owambe is d best u can get.. If u wan go igbo wedding, u beta chop belleful from house if not eh

penny wise pound foolish

herbie27:
What kind of a demon will use hammer on another's teeth?, these people should take this matter seriously cos is obvious they're not.

afonja's demon can do that. Let me not act like I knew the names

doublewisdom:
Why that one use rope tie leg? Hope it doesn't endanger her baby sha.

bro you mean no harm ooo. But sorry to say, you don't have sense

cruzita:
serves him right


wish I was there to take enough pic

what do you want to see

Jibril659:
He looks like Kanu

so we have blind people on nairaland too wonders shall never end

easyfem:
I like buari but I hate diz stupid decision , is he going to create grazzy for poultry too , y all diz nonsense na

una never chi-chon-chin

Omololu007:
what stopped GEJ from restructuring the country,when he was the president?

he was abt to that was the essence of the national conference

Onegai:
Innovestor, today is Thursday, send your wife a message right now, ask her what she's doing, if there's light etc. Come home earlier than usual and play with the kids. Buy cake for your wife and everybody eat. When I say play, I mean PLAY. Dance like an egun masquerade. During this play, you guys should make a paper ball, recreate the NIG-GERs be Germany ) and stylishly throw it at Mum. Let her pass it back, infact,rush her if she holds the ball long. Feel free to smack her bum during the play, no red card given. Don't ask for sex.

Tomorrow, come home and watch whatever she wants to watch, discuss it with her animatedly. What hairdo is she wearing? Bet you don't know offhand tell her to bring her nailpolish, you want to practise painting because the economy has crashed and manipedis ain't cheap. Ask her what's going with life. Just listen. Gist freely.

Saturday, you and her go to the mall. Go watch a movie together (no kids allowed). In the car home, hold her hand. When you get home, don't sit in your usual seat (the one you use as your personal space), sit with her. Tell her "I've missed us having fun, I've missed you". See how the evening goes.

Chai. Men don suffer so after I toast babe she agree, I pay thousands for marriage right and other things, now I go work finish come house start they toast my wife or even pay b4 we Bleep Haba are men made to just suffer,why are women so self centred? Now check out maybe b4 you marry her she don friend another guy the guy go don lash shit comot for her yansh but you go get mind dey deprive your husband him matrimonial right you dey here dey yan dust

EricMason:
me still waiting for a pet to be call AISHA BUHARI

am buying my own dog male and female for the sake of this naming ceremony. The male will be DINO while the female be please help me in completing the name

ojnnaco:
Who no go deny am I dey reason this broom people issues with one eye

ghost really slap that guy, the media aid no sabi lie sef

seunny4lif:
Just passing thru
Na dem
Booking space is now against the law

Chukwue Meka, 35
Developing people Land is their hobby
Ibadan brauch office
OYO State
Odua Republic

you get mind to think of become a republic of your own?

Padreo:
i am Damian a student of Federal polytechnic Oko, HND2 computer science. After the lecture, a piece of paper was passed to students for attendance that's when i faced him. i was to write mine then he tapped my arms for me to give him the attendance sheet, i got angry coz i hate being bullied, i declined giving him then we dragged the attendance sheet, he then told me he's going to deal with me, foolishly of me i told he he cant do nothing. After he went i was told he's a Cultist and one of the top. Am scared as hell here...please my fellow nairalanders what should i do? should i go ask him to pardon me??

my man find out the family he belongs, join another family that is strong as they are. If you have the mind ooo and watch him respect you like his follow man. there Is no man that is not afraid the only edge he might have over you is just his cartel men and nothing more. If you can't join any just have it that you have priced and you most pay no two way cause they will come for you. No man is an island nor do any soldier stand alone he will only use number to intimidate you. But if you can't do what I typed there just meet him when he is alone take him to a beer parlour he will no refuse buy him some bottle then tell him not to reason the issue(matter) don't tell him sorry he is not your father.

karryn:
I no fine but I get hope pass some people

you fine no worry

karryn:
When is my birthday sef? Make I begin snap pishure wey I go upload for NL

hope say you fine

eistien:
An oduduwa

she is a genius. How I wish people with sharp brains like this to solve problems are the once we place over there as our leaders we will have lesser problem in this country. We celebrate good brains but at the end we will still vote for a dull leader. What a shame

fiizznation:
You know this is a foolish statement right? Who is the vulture here and who is the dying man?

boy you are the vulture just want to help since you don't know your self

chie8:
It is official.Exploration of oil has started in North East Nigeria.

Details later

Image credit:Sallau

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/08/exploration-begins-north-east.html

please which part of the north east