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I been think say you get sense all this while wey i dey see you for nairaland


now make i ask you, those once wey you dey f**k no they measure up abi?
After you f**k dem who go marry dem?

my point is you can't get evrything in one woman and the oder way round if is beauty you crave for get it and deal with the other flaws. So you wnt to marry a model and wnt her to cook banga soup for you with her toy nails. let wha you like in her to equal to those you dnt like, life is abt striking a balance. Bro you need a p**y in your life and not a h**e sallam

Dyt:
I just saw the vid
That house help is evil



I am a career woman
I drop my son off in the morning
And makes sure we see, talk, play gist laugh every evening


Some people are just devilish
I will surely almost murder someone

and what will be the fate of your child when you will be coolling off?

misspicy:
lies from the pit of hell,if his wife is an independent woman like me bet me she will divorce is as$...more reason why i advice women to have a good means of livelihood coz they will be able to let go of a cheating husband when d time comes....

so she ought to love him to condone cheating and risk her health right....well its her choice,most women do accept their fate and that is why cheating has come to stay...coz if women are bold enuff to divorce a cheating partner then they will think twice..mtchwwwwww

e dey pain yooouuu gan gan

ajasbaba:
just want us to know that igbo beat there wife,

ok thanks

noted.

she is not his wife, she is his LovePeddler. Mind you kissing has no film trick

coldHeat:
The grass is only greener at the other side when you stop watering and tending to yours.

A man sees his wife as beautiful; that is his reality, you see her as ugly; that is yours.

The beautiful thing about reality is that its all about perception.

reality is a bitch

Harbosede02:
They marry ugly wives and keep beautiful concubines.......fools!!!!!!!

sorry its painful to be a concubine when you are prettier than the wife . Stop f**kin around and get ur self a husband

LifeIsGuhd:
Opposite poles attracts each other

where did you study this your physics? By the way come and marry me i see you are beatiful and you knw am ...........

kingsolex:
I am proudly omo odua from osun but I am presently
living in the north,
An average Igbo being is arrogant, full of empty pride and
ego but as a psychologist I understand and live with
them but respond with fire when they cross my red line.
to be honest the eze ndi-igbo messed up in akure
incidence instead of him to respect the oba and lay low
for a while and pull strings while at it, he decided to turn
the deji of akure's levity to stupidity and the youths
decided to protect their culture/heritage their tradition
but instead of e-igbo warriors to correct their brothers
they seem to have deliberately, blindly toed the eze's
path.
The fact that you spit on a Yoruba man 7 times and he
did not react does not mean he is weak, we are peace
loving people but I can promise you one thing fear is not
in our dictionary but my Igbo brothers will see every calm
reaction as trait of weakness that's a wrong notion.
secondly the Igbo community pounced so hard on oba
akiolu during the last election I keenly followed and even
apologised on behalf of the oba, its not cause we are
weak it cause we are peaceful in nature need I remind
you no Yoruba man living and working in Onitsha will
insult the obi of Onitsha and go scot free but you Igbos
have such leverage why try to use it against us in Yoruba
land??
now the akure youths having observed you people are
rude kids that needs to be flogged to their right senses
you Igbos now play victims,
please to avoid another flogging... respect the Yoruba
culture, obas and laws then you will have nothing to
worry about,
cause now the igbos are painting a bad picture of them
on Yoruba minds. don't let other Yoruba's react ohh.
just an advice. God bless Nigeria.

wat wil happen if yoruba's react, world war3 or wat? Why spill shit all the time, wat will you do if it comes to war. See wat a civilized chimpazee like you is say,instigating war you can't fight coward

prettythicksme:
Why dont u stop her when she was kissing u?cos i see no reason u should refuse her sex and accepted to kiss her!

same way you too could accept kiss and deny the guy of sex

prettythicksme:
Op are u dating her or what?

dating is another name for first class scam

uselessgoat:
MANY OF THEM ARE IGBOS. THAT'S WHY THEY WANT BIAFRA SO IGBO CAN BE THEIR NATIONAL LANGUAGE SINCE THEIR TONGUE IS TOO TWISTED WITH AKPU AND OGBONO SOUP WHICH MAKES ENGLISH SPEAKING SO HARD FOR THEM.

EVEN THEIR SUICIDE MISSION LEADER NNAMDI KANU PRONOUNCED OIL AS "OYEL" ON RADIO BIAFRA

all this while wey i dey see you for nairaland i been think say you get sense

uselessgoat:
MANY OF THEM ARE IGBOS. THAT'S WHY THEY WANT BIAFRA SO IGBO CAN BE THEIR NATIONAL LANGUAGE SINCE THEIR TONGUE IS TOO TWISTED WITH AKPU AND OGBONO SOUP WHICH MAKES ENGLISH SPEAKING SO HARD FOR THEM.

EVEN THEIR SUICIDE MISSION LEADER NNAMDI KANU PRONOUNCED OIL AS "OYEL" ON RADIO BIAFRA

all this while wey i dey see you for nairaland i been think say you get sense

damton:
what of kaduna and minna.

where did you smoke that weed, tiolet or bush

Divineluv14:
Beautiful

you are more beautiful i swear it

alexistaiwo:
so many loopholes in this theory.

1. is the money printed by CBN?

2. if the money is printed by CBN, how did the so called demons get the money without it being reported missing?

3. if the money isn't printed by CBN, how did the demons printed the money?

4. is the serial number on the money valid when check on the CBN database.

Let us face the truth, if you are destined to be rich, you will succeed in life. No such thing as money ritual. Hustle hard and God will crown your hard work

what you dnt knw is greater than you period#

Na wetin una sew na him una go wear. sallam#

QueenEdna:
In His dreams oo

true o abi you be mami ?

angelchinny:
I believe he does dat becos he knws I forgive him easily, dats why I wanna punish him

rost his balls

BishopMagic:
6

simple bodmas

[3+(3*3)]-(3+3)

= [3+9]-6

= 12-6

=6

Olodos below me will say 12


For sake of all you olodos mentioning me here is a simplified explanation for you retarrds that I made on page 8

pls you need a lesson teacher

Blizzyblinkzy:
Have u heard 4rm her 2 confirm that she did an abortion ?

fooool. She your type

pretydiva:
D man is just being immature imo

ladies fond of using this word 'immature ' mean while always behaving like my little niece of 3yrs

NIGERIALOLoCOM:
What baffled me more is the 488 likes the immature blind boy got from that post.

they are so many of his kind ,thats what it means

islandprincess:
This one he forgot to mix colours,, are we safe

onu uwa

Guy man on the move

nikkflexible:
pretty ladies

pretty bastards

vicadex07:
Yorubas have got the bravest and boldest human right activists out of the 3 major tribes that we have in Nigeria, yet some buffoons will come here to tag their fathers cowards.

hahahahaha trust can only be earned bro no hard feelin

ellahzy:
hey Nairalanders, Today is my bday ..

please wish me a happy birthday with ur likes.


God bless You

MODIFIED
Tanx yall

fine galeey, me likeey

ellahzy:
hey Nairalanders, Today is my bday ..

please wish me a happy birthday with ur likes.


God bless You

MODIFIED
Tanx yall

fine galeey, me likeey

Dharniel:
that's the way forward, we don't have to be dependent on any nation for arms.
if at least all we can produce is the local snipers that are use by hunters, then we will have to step up on it...
**MODIFIED**
and i pray our beloved aba and onitsha brothers wont open eye in this direction. i'm pleading with you people, let the right body handle the production, it wouldn't be nice to have arms made in aba or else we all know what would happen if an aba-made-gun is in the hand of a soldier at a war front...

there is already okah made weapon in circulation dnt you have one

StephanieEzeh:
I need no chewing gum boys! If u are a broke lazy guy, don't even get close to me.

you are not even beautiful to start with

OP this thing nevr don nah put am back for fire

handie:
oya, clap for urself. U sabi do marathon sex abi? Just go dat bank Wey dey ur area, tell them say u sabi marathon sex make dem pay u money put. Ur mates(Omotola, Genevieve, Tonto, Stephanie and d rest) dey dere dey act better films, dey collect endorsements, dey even meet Queen Elizabeth. You dey here dey talk marathon sex. Issorrai! Continu

shey if she say she be virgin na you go complain say na lie now she say as e be her you complain be for real nigga

HungerBAD:
Buhari is a man of his words, and from all indications Boko Haram will soon be a thing of the past in Nigeria. What you need from us Nigerians is our support, and sir, you have it.

95% of Nairalanders are in Support of you.

82% of the Nigeria Population are actively backing your campaign against the insurgents, and for those wishing your downfall? well there is a River somewhere in Ojota, called ODO IYA ALARO. They can go take a swim there.

It is not easy to be fighting against the very corrupt ELITES of Nigeria, and still be fighting against Boko Haram at once. GoodLuck Jonathan watered the seeds called Boko Haram until they became a full grown forest. You will conquer them,as the true General that you are.

Sai APC.

Sai Baba.

make i no talk sha

coogaluta:
10million Naira is small money na
If it's dollar now, I for consider am
I'll just have to wash the peenis thoroughly with chlorox when he's done

will sure watch the movie as wel