SycophanticGoat:





If we humble guys walk up to fine girls like you and the girl on the OP now, una go reject us, talk say una want swaggered niggers. Now see what she's going thru...

What are you on? She's ugly! You really need to expand your horizon, get out there and see the world if this is what you call a 'fine girl'

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Johnsown1:
U lie like an amature idiot, it is an unadulterated lie from ur lies
1= ur first ex date died in 2012 = cool
2= ur second date died in 2014=cool
3= ur third date died after three years of ur relationship 2014+3 years it should be in 2017

this is where i got down from ur cheap lies
And still u date another one that died 9 days ago. Baby lies
u would have solved ur mathematics very well before this lie.
Anyway come and date me i swear u will be the one to die in my place


Kikikikikikikikiki

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Your naivety is monumental. Don't you know many females date several guys simultaneously and have multiple boyfriends at the same time? You don't need all that math to figure it out, just common sense!

midolian:
Senators Push Back Against Saraki’s Intrigues, Use Of Senate To Fight Personal Battles




http://saharareporters.com/2016/04/22/senators-push-back-against-saraki%E2%80%99s-intrigues-use-senate-fight-personal-battles

Nigeria:
Do we need a President? Yes
Do we need state governors? Yes
Do we need ministers and ambassadors? Yes
Do we need a judiciary? Yes
Do we need a civil service? Yes
Do we need a military? Yes
...
Do we need a national assembly and house of representatives? No

We absolutely don't need the Senate or its senators, nor the House of Representatives and its representatives. These people are absolutely wasteful, absolutely superfluous, absolutely redundant and absolutely dispensable. Our senators and representatives represent nothing but their own pockets! Imagine how much the Nigerian government saves if these two unproductive cancerous government bodies were abolished. We might be saving about half of recurrent expenditures. The earlier we tow this path, the better for Nigeria and Nigerians.

dasphinx1:


I have known uber to be operating in Abuja since late 2014. Then, i was working at a Car Hire Company. So, i know what i am saying bro.

Uber operating in Abuja since late 2014!!! Really?Tell us another lie. It's amusing at least.

livgenius:


Uber has been in operation in lagos for about 2 years

Abuja just started two weeks ago

Obviously, he's the typical ignorant type that goes on making false claims trying to run a smart mouth but actually showing off his stupidity. Or maybe he lives in some remote ostracized village, who knows!

bestphones:



[b]Sign up here: https://partners.uber.com/join/?invite_code=ed5nbj15x

There's no deadline for intake of vehicles. And this is a fraudulent means of getting people to click on your referral link to score points for yourself. The original UBER website link for Lagos is https://www.uber.com/cities/lagos/. This OP is a certifiable con man and a pathetic liar.

engrchykae:
my dear,pmb is simply defending the naira from official rape and i love him for this,are the so-called investors not all western exploitative corporate thieving gangs parading as businesses,i haven't seen what we as a people will gain by devaluation but only what foreign companies would gain.
And why can't the US devalue their dollar to help their biz in Nigeria.
The west think erroneously that every northerner is a puppet but dont know that Buhari is a rare breed.
Their plan of making Nigeria a vassal state must fail in my time.

Intelligent comments are too rare on Nairaland. These statements make you standout as one of the very few smart people I've encountered.

kITATITA:
The same West is quarrelling with China for devaluing its currency and wants Nigeria to devalue

The West are furious about China's 'devaluation' or weak yen policy because they have trade deficits running into billions of dollars with China, and they don't like that. They want at least balanced trade. The West only like imbalanced trade if it's in their favor. China is able to maintain a weak yen policy because it's a heavily industrialized country with trade exports running into trillions. The cheaper the yen in contrast with other major currencies of the West, the more people want to import from China and China's global exportation grows. This has tremendously worked for them. But first thing first, heavy localized industrialization. Do you know that over 50% of China's oil imports are being consumed by its industries alone? That's huge. The West wants us to continually devalue our currency because the trade imbalance between us favors them. Until Nigeria becomes a locally heavily industrialized nation like China, devaluation is tantamount to economic suicide and a further extension of the time to suffer political slavery.

Imagine as it is, going by official rates, a foreigner with $1m coming into Nigeria has N200m (approximately), then they buy up lands and take over key sectors of our economy that are highly profitable and kill off local competitors. Take your N1m to the US and let's see what can you buy? Almost nothing of substantial economic value. And yet, some people want to devalue further? Devaluation doesn't help Nigeria, and doesn't help the majority of the Nigerian citizenry. The more of the key sectors of our economy that is controlled by foreigners, the more foreigners can influence and control our government to formulate more policies and trade agreements that they can benefit from to the detriment of the country at large. When was the last time Nigeria had balanced trade with the West? Never!!! That's when. We're always in deficit. Those advocating for devaluation are the PDP zombies hellbent on misleading the country and fooling President Buhari to make the costliest mistake that they would campaign with to push APC out of Aso Rock in 2019. Devaluation will not only ruin Buhari's legacy in Nigeria's history but it would destroy the economic fabric of this country. No 3rd-world country ever became a first-world nation by devaluation. They can only transition by implementation of vigorous local industrialization, local technological advancement and strong economic treaties and sustained trade balances with foreign countries. The question is, since African countries have been devaluating their currencies, take Nigeria for example, from 50kobo = $1, to what it is today, are we any better off to have developed into a first-world country? Now is the time to put an end to the economic terrorism by the West on Nigeria and indeed the rest of Africa.

TonyeBarcanista:
I don't know who is advising President Buhari but his insistence on not devaluing the Naira to reflect present reality is one decision he would live to regret. The false sense of value we are giving to the naira is not helping anybody neither is political consideration more important than the economy. The suffering we would experience through devalued naira won't be compared to the hopeless situation we are now. in fact, if the country is pragmatic enough, the devalued naira policy would turn to be a blessing.

Clearly, your brain is devalued and devoid of any significant intelligence of useful economic implications

NavierStokes:


Source:http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-04-20/nigeria-economics-loses-to-politics-as-buhari-takes-naira-stand


Having observed the issue of SAP and the IMF coming up repeatedly here on nairaland, I will be doing a thread with the true history of events that diacusses the SAP so some Nigerians can let go off the paranoia assoiciated with the IMF or western governments. If course they look out for their best interests and yours too. Because every time you run into problems you still come to bother them with your issues like Aid moneys and hangouts, immigration issues etc.

President Buhari should not and will never devalue the naira. Lagarde's IMF and allies can go to hell . The era of bowing to the economic terrorism of the West is over!!! I stand with Mr. President.

Only ibo men when indicted for committing an atrocious rape would still vehemently make a senseless unjustifiable argument that a blatant rape incident wasn't rape but a sexcapade despite all compelling evidences to the contrary. As you can see, some warp-minded idiots here are already defending the rapist and designating this clear case of rape as a consented sexual affair.

Originality007:
Afeez Hanafi

A primary six pupil, Princess, has been allegedly raped by a commercial motorcyclist (okada rider) in a hotel on Yemi Aderemi Street, Igbede, in the Ajangbadi area of Lagos.

The name of the hotel was given as Julia Guest House.
PUNCH Metro learnt that the 40-year-old okada rider, Uche Imo, was arrested by the police from the Isokoko division, while the manager of the hotel, who was accused of aiding the act, was invited for interrogation.

It was gathered that Imo and the pupil were neighbours on Tijani Street, Ajangbadi, and he was employed by Princess’ mother to take her and her sister to school.

Imo, a father of five, was said to have lured the 13-year-old girl with cake into the hotel. He had reportedly raped her in the facility four different times.

Our correspondent learnt that in one of the instances, Princess declined going inside the hotel room with the suspect, but the manager, William, reportedly persuaded her.

The mother of the pupil said she knew about the ‘sexual relationship’ between her daughter and Imo on February 14, 2016, after he brought Princess and her sister back from an outing on that day.

She said, “Baba Joy (Imo) was my neighbour and was the one taking my children to school. I paid him N200 every day. On February 14, he came to me and said he wanted to take them out and I allowed him. He bought meat pie and ice cream for them. When they came back, Helen said I should ask her sister what happened between her and Baba Joy.

“I asked her, but she denied that anything happened between them. It was when I started beating her that she confessed that Baba Joy had sex with her, adding that it had been happening for long.”

Princess told the police that the Abia State-born suspect had been raping her since December 2015, adding that he usually gave her cake.

She said, “I am in primary six and live on the same street with Baba Joy. In December 2015, he took me to the hotel and had sex with me. I did not want to enter, but the hotel manager said I should. He had taken me there four times and he usually bought cake for me.”

Our correspondent learnt that Princess was taken to the Mirabel Centre, a human rights organisation, at the Lagos State University Teaching Hospital and the case was subsequently reported to the police.

The suspect, in his statement to the police, confessed to the crime, saying the hotel manager was aware of it.

“I am married with five children. My first child is in Senior Secondary School two. I lived at the back of Princess’ house before I parked out in January. I told her I liked her. Whenever she had a chance, she would call me from a business centre and I would pick her up where she was, take her to the hotel and have sex with her.

“There was a day I took her to the hotel and she did not want to enter. The manager pleaded with her on my behalf. I paid N500 for an hour,” he said.

The 55-year-old manager, who admitted that Imo was his customer, said he had warned him to stop bringing the minor to the hotel.

A police prosecutor, Sergeant Francisca Okere, brought Imo before an Apapa Magistrate’s Court on two counts bordering on rape.

The charges read in part, “That you, Uche Imo, on January 25, 2016, at about 5pm on Yemi Aderemi Street, Igbede, in the Ajangbadi, Lagos State, in the Apapa Magisterial District, did defile a 13-year-old girl, thereby committing an offence punishable under Section 317 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State, 2011.”

The defendant pleaded not guilty before the presiding magistrate, Mrs. A.O. Adegbite, and was granted bail in the sum of N200,000 with two sureties in like sum.

The case was adjourned till April 21, 2016.
http://www.punchng.com/motorcyclist-lures-rapes-pupil-in-hotel/

ibo men and rape

endtimesblog:
Likes attract likes...how did these 'food soldiers' end up as friends? Lol!

@: http://www.gistmelove..com/2016/04/monday-laugh_18.html

Clay soil,
Yellow garri,
Egusi,
Huge bowls,
Overpopulated feeding,
Flat heads
Stout jaws,
Muscular ape-like stature
Obese...

Definitely Ibo women, with stinking rotten-fish vagïnas like Linda Ikeji

DanceVille:
Laziness has killed this white man..

#Thief!
#Ole!

Please someone shud tell me d meaning of thief in Hausa and Igbo.

He's not Caucasian (aka White man), he's Hispanic.

AnnaKareninaFan:



http://sunnewsonline.com/2-1bn-arms-fund-treat-jonathan-with-caution-presidential-adviser-sagay-tells-buhari/

Advocating too old to be jailed? But they weren't too old to steal when they were stealing. And to think I've read books written by Professor Sagay. This man has lost all credibility with this malodorous point of view. Maybe it's the old age making him delusional and deficient in good judgment.

ericuzor:

Herdsmen hack Anambra farmer, 2 others to death
By Odogwu Emeka Odogwu On 16/04/2016 05:52:23 AM

There is tension in Umudi­um village in Umumbo community, Ayamelum Local Government Area, over the alleged killing of 45-year old Mr Ekwunife Echim Okolo by Fula­ni herdsmen in the area.
The traditional ruler of the community, Igwe Simeon Chidubem, who disclosed this ugly incident in his palace at Umumbo, maintained that there is no day a case of attack, moles­tation of underage children, men, women and sexual abuse by the Fulani herdsmen is not reported in his kingdom.
He noted that the herds­men who attacked the young man at his farm were roaming round farms without their cattle searching for the villagers to at­tack, hack or kill with their so­phisticated guns and other dan­gerous weapons.
Igwe Chidubem, who stated that another victim is now re­ceiving treatment at Iyienu Hos­pital, Nkpor, noted that the case has been reported to the Divi­sional Police Officer in charge of Anaku Police divisional head­quarters.
He recalled that the same Fu­lani herdsmen, in February this year, killed one Mr Nwogbo Oka­for at his farm, alongside anoth­er unidentified person who was also allegedly killed by the Fula­ni herdsmen while a lot of others were reported missing.
He said that the communi­ty has before now, written, “Save our soul letter” to the Anambra State Commissioner of Police in Awka, bringing to his notice the wanton attack, hacking and kill­ing of people of the community as well as the deliberate destruc­tion of their farm produce such as rice, cassava, yam, okuru and maize by the Fulani herdsmen in the area.
The traditional ruler who said that the community would always toe the path of peace, appealed to the police and other security agencies in the state to urgently come to the aid of the community and rescue them from the men­ace of the Fulani herdsmen. He commended the effort of the po­lice and the Department of State Security at Anaku since the inci­dent started in the area.
Governor Willie Obiano, worried over the situation, had called on the security agencies in the state to protect the innocent farmers, appealing to herdsmen through the Hausa Community in the state to live cordially with their hosts.

Source : http://www.authorityngr.com/2016/04/Herdsmen-hack-Anambra-farmer-2-others-to-death/

Okay this incessant homicides by these ruthless barbaric herdsmen is really starting to irk me, especially because the government has been unusually cowardly about confronting the menace this barbarism constitutes to lawful citizens, especially farmers. So here's the thing, the big idea for everyone under the threat of an imminent or potential attack by this atrocious attritious marauders:

Amongst biological species, when you are limited or bound by costs, efficiency and legality, many times the best way to solve a predator problem in your environment isn't to kill the predator yourself (which might be either too expensive, less efficient, illegal or a combination of these), but by introducing the natural predator of that predator into the environment and have the predator(s) kill them off for you. This is usually much more cheaper, faster, efficient and always legal because you're using Mother Nature as a weapon of defense. Nobody can criminalize you for this. This idea is particularly relevant in the field of farming, but it's applicable in other aspects too like warfare etc!

For example, in regards to farming, if you have a pest problem, rodents say, which destroy the crops, it might be counterproductive to use pesticides that are less efficient because it's also harmful to the crops, more expensive to use in a long term, and might raise legal complications like contravening the established laws and regulations by agro-allied federal and/or state agencies. So rather than do this, you simply introduce a particular natural predator of the rodents that preys on it on one hand, and on the other hand is harmless to your crops. So if maybe you have a rat problem, you introduce its natural predators like snakes or birds of prey (owls, falcons, hawks etc). In a very short time, your rat problem will be solved without stress, cost efficiently, and without any legal complications. In the same vein, this brings us to the problem at hand - COWS!

This leads to the question: what is the natural predator of the cow; what likes to kill cows but doesn't eat plants? I want to make an investment in 2017 and hopefully I will not be having problems of marauding bloodthirsty barbaric fulani herdsmen because I can quite figure this puzzle for myself and my prospective farmland. The question is can the rest of Nigeria solve this puzzle?


I voted for President Buhari unapologetically, and I think so far he's doing a fine job as president. However, the way he handles this fulani herdsmen menace might taint his legacy forever if he continues to act nonchalant about the destruction of lives and property they had wrought all over the country on harmless innocent Nigerians. The lives of a billion cattles do not equate in value to the life of one man. If I have to choose a side in this war, i'll stand with humans over cows, and the President needs to do the same before this thing gets out of hand and metamorphose into a civil war - God forbid, but only if men will heed. The fulanis are seriously depleting the President's favorability and approval ratings in the eyes of the world and in the eyes of we untribalistic patriotic citizens of Nigeria. The clock is ticking, and we're watching. This issue alone is definitely enough to cost APC the Presidency in 2019 if left unchecked.

ngobaby23:
Hmm.. My own story. I've had only two boyfriends which I loved dearly and stupidly. The first was emotionally abusive. Always comparing me to my best friend.. Saying she has bigger boobs and all that. Then always treating me with breakups then I'd cry and beg him. But when I got some sense I broke up with him.. Because he was destroying my self esteem. The second guy I dated I was so much older.. In my between 21 and 23..i loved him he loved me.. We were planning on our future and all that.. We were good till one day.. He sent me a text telling me he wanted out without no reason. I felt like a knife was pierced through my heart.. As I'm writing now I feel so much pain. It was latter that he told me cos of my health challenge that made him leave. Me. From 2013 till today, I've not dated anybody. I've lost that ability to love. But I still believe in love.

Smh, nobody cares about you losing your ability to love . Just want to smash and pass you along to the next guy, and the cycle continues until one selfish guy decides to cuff you thinking he can have you all to himself. But we all know better; it still won't stop you females from cheating whenever you want. The only thing I'm seriously against in this game is rape or coercive behavior to compel sex, which is technically still rape. But love? Pshhh

Genea:
better pray I don't cross ur path, cos amma milk u dry.....: D

Milk me dry? That's so funny I almost giggled. For someone who has had all kinds of freebies-loving gold-digging leeching hoes come along, I've heard that a 1000 times. But eventually, they all get heartbroken and axed off my life without a dime. Don't you think any of these myriad of thirsty Nigerian executive b!tches that i've been messing with wouldn't have cuffed me if this wealthy bachelor wasn't extremely smart? I'm even an anti-abortionist and would never abort my own baby; but still none of this fake b!tches could get the job done and pin a pregnancy on me because i'm always very careful. Anyways, if our paths do cross, the only thing you'll be milking dry is my d!ck, but only after reading your HIV and other STDs results sheet from MeCure. Don't worry, I'll pay for that.

SATOH:
Ahu zu billahi minal shaitanir rajim. This is not the quality of a pious muslim girl. They should seek Allah's forgiveness.

If it'll make you feel any better I shall pass your message across to Zahrah, a gorgeous hijab-wearing Bedouin-Nigerian muslim who's arriving from Kano to dance shoki on my d!ck tomorrow. But i'm pretty sure she'll reply that I tell you to go fück a camel with your nose instead of sticking it in her business.

Genea:
Makes me remember d idiot dah broke my hrt and smashed it into pieces, have reciprocated by breaking oda guys hrt

Keep it up! For every one Nigeria guy's heart you manage to break, I will break over a hundred Nigerian girl's heart both home and abroad. I might even set a new record this year because just in 4months, I've already broken 63 and still counting. Should be 64 next week, because i'm about to axe another Nigerian girl. And to think the foöl is crazy in love with me, pwahahaha . It would be sweet when I see that shattered hopeless she-is-worthless look on her face . You Nigerian girls are too easy when you're dealing with a mature wealthy bachelor with a 5-star home, runs a blue-chip business and owns a fleet of mad whip luxury cars. They're always so eager to spread their legs so wide apart like the open doors of a lift. Maybe you too might cross my path one day, then I'll show you what being heartbroken really is, compared to the child's play you've had before.

As a bad boy, whenever I do it, I make sure I break a Nigerian girl's heart so bad that she'll either turn into a lesbian or become so shattered and humbled that she would begin to hysterically chase after every single one of those nice guys in her friendzone that she has been treating like sh!t for the past 10 years. And it gets even sweeter when the nice guy also breaks whatever broken pieces of her heart that is left - so cool . So you nice boys should be grateful to us bad boys for continuously breaking these females and putting their over-pompous asses in place, because that's when they learn to give you nice boys a chance. And that's when you nice boys also learn that most of these Nigerian girls you're awe-struck about and toadying over are nothing but fake b!tches and slutty hoes with a rotten-fish stinking püssy like Linda Ikeji.

poksmahn:
Hey guys. I spoke to five of my female friends last week and asked them to share the worst thing a guy has done to them and what i heard sent shivers down my spine. Honestly, I didn't expect a guy to stoop so low in order to score cheap points with a girl. These guys do not deserve to be called men at all. If their old man found out what they did, he'll hang his head in shame and cry himself to death. For the purpose of privacy, I changed the names here in this article. So here we go..

"HE UPLOADED MY UNCLAD PICS ON FACEBOOK"-Mary Doe[23]

I began dating this guy called James in 2011. I was head over heels for him and for a moment I thought I had found my soul mate. We did everything you can possibly imagine together.Then, one day, he asked for my unclad pictures and I foolishly sent them to him thinking it was no big deal after all we were madly in love with each other. Fast forward to 2014 after over 2 years of dating, the love we shared waned and our conversations became boring and monotonous. Then, I knew it was time to move on. I politely broke up with him one Wednesday evening. He wasn't cool with it and began calling me names and ranted over the phone till I couldn't take it anymore. I stopped taking his calls and replying his chats. A month later, this sick bastard called James uploaded the unclad pics I sent to him over two years ago on facebook with a message saying I'm a prostitute looking for customers online. My world crumbled that day. I slumped into a terrible bout of depression for weeks with suicidal thoughts crossing my mind everyday. Facebook took down the image that same day but it was too late... the deed was done. I cursed him sha.. he'll never find happiness in life till he apologises to me.

"HE BROKE UP WITH ME IN PUBLIC"-Precious Doe[19]

It happened when I was in SS2. Philip was in SS3 and was the social prefect of the school. He was the typical bad boy with sagging trousers, a crazy haircut and an arrogant attitude. He asked me out twice but i turned him down on both occassions. The third time, I said yes because I found his persistence amazing. We were the power couple of the school, admired by everyone except for a few girls who wished they were in my shoes. We dated for two weeks and I know I was a good girlfriend to Philip as I helped him copy some of his notes and we made out twice. Then, on Friday, during the social night, Philip mounted the stage and said,'Everyone listen up. I want to use this opportunity to officially break up with Precious. Precious, it is over between us!' His classmates cheered him and the whole school joined them. I wished the ground would open and swallow me. I didn't even know when tears rolled down my cheeks and before I knew it, I was sobbing uncontrollably. I was used by a worthless piece of shit but I've forgiven him tho.

"HE STARTED A RUMOUR THAT I WAS A LESBIAN"-Ibiso Doe[22]

There was this guy that I rejected cos I think he's a total jerk without a future. He took the rejection personally and started a malicious rumour that I'm a lesbian and I change my undies once a week. It ruined my reputation because almost all my classmates believed the nasty rumour. I have a thick skin to rumours but this one broke me to pieces and left me sorrowful. Slowly and steadily, I'm building my reputation. It's not easy as a lot of people still believe I'm a lesbian. Na them sabi.

"MY EX SLAPPED ME IN PUBLIC"-Amarachi Doe[23]

Williams and I were taking a stroll along Agip road one Friday evening with our fingers laced together. I was enjoying this stroll as we were having a deep conversation about our future. Then, out of the blue, a tall and handsome dude walked passed us and I didn't know when I called him hot and sexy. I don't know whether it was a punch or a slap Williams gave me but I lost the ability to hear in my left ear. All eyes were focused on us. I could feel their eyes boring a hole through my belly. Beads of sweat formed all over me. Williams started begging profusely and I couldn't stop my self from bursting into tears. I walked away and I don't regret leaving the woman beater.

"HE SLEPT WITH MY SISTER"-Deola Doe[24]

In 2014, I began dating Paul. He was the perfect dude with a great face, a great body, soothing voice and a sense of humor. No wonder I fell for him. All was well till he paid me a visit one day but he met only my sister because I went out. I think he knew I wasn't going to be at home. Things happened that day. My sister told me what happened and apologised frantically saying she was seduced by Paul. I don't blame her at all cos Paul is a smooth talker. That evening, I confronted the guy and he told me to go to HELL and I lost faith in men that day. The relationship with my sister is now strained and awkward because of that fool.

So guys, there you have it. These five boys have trampled on our cherished manly values and are no more fit to be called men. We'll just sit back and let Karma do her thing.

Have a lovely day and keep being the man your dad always wanted you to be. Cheers!!!

Source: https://poksman./2016/04/13/five-nigerian-girls-share-horrible-things-guys-have-done-to-them/

Is that all ? Maybe eternity would not be enough if guys were to share the horrible things Nigerian girls have done to them.

dollyjoy:
adjust your lens mr man,the two pix are not the same,wtf!!

Maybe you should adjust your brain, so you can be intelligent enough to see that something holds in common: fake mooching thirsty hoes that want to hump on Phyno's d!ck

SAMBARRY:
when men don't get the PUZZY they begin to sound like a crying 4year old who his choclates we're seized by the mother.pele dear.I understand the cause of the painment

With so many fake hungry gold-digging thirsty hoes like you around, getting pûssy is the easiest thing in the world. You can set up another monicker if you like, but you're still easily identifiable because you can't stop hoe-ing around #JadeKitana.

SAMBARRY:
is it your eyebrows and skin?

Why the pepper body?

Pepper body? Very funny . Well, I think the 'pepper body' here is the bitter person who wrote a nagging acerbic epistle because she didn't succeed to add another enterprising guy to her maga list. Goddamn hungry #pigeons leeching off boys. They have nothing of value to offer and bring nothing to the table except some infected flaccid over-straffed pûssy that stinks like rotten fish.

Jadekitana:
[s]Don't let their suit and flashy cars deceive you, bankers are broke! Damn broke! I even heard a recent trend that bankers these days earn less than 70k and yet when you see them in clubs you would think they are Tony Elumelu's sons! Pretence everywhere.

Imagine this particular Zenith big boy has been disturbing my line for a hang out.I thought of honouring the invitation since its just a hang out.

This bloody cretin is so proud that even his shirts exude pride,he displays his expensive shoes on bbm,hangs out in exotic bars, always balling with the big guys not knowing he wasn't even a full staff of the bank.

He came to pick me few minutes to 6pm,took me to this strange lounge with flowers all over and ordered Asun.The waitress surprisingly brought a very small plate of Asun for both of us. Before I even picked my toothpick,this guy has finished the whole plate and the onions as well.I was just observing! I then called the waitress and asked how much was the asun,she said 500naira! I told her to bring 2plates. This shameful thing finished his plate and entered mine,i didn't talk.

That wasn't even the height! After this useless display on our way out he called the waitress and demanded for his change for drinks he bought, I was thinking the change was big that he had to keep us waiting! Hell no! 100naira!! He couldn't dash the waitress 100naira bloody stingy fellow.Yet when he starts displaying those fake dps one would think he's Jim Ovias Son! Fake life everywhere. Ladies don't get carried away, all na packaging,they have nothing! Just living a borrowed life style to fit in.



As usual his number has been deleted till eternity.[/s]

Funny how someone whose common eyebrows are not even real can be calling somebody else with real eyebrows fake. Why don't you come and rant later about how fake the guy is when you at least have real hair on your eyebrows, or maybe a skin that's not bleached

omusiliyu:
The prophet (Sallah allayin wasalam) said woe be on one who speaks and lies in order to make people laugh, woe be on him.

I hope you're not going to blow up this thread. Who in the world takes the sadistic opinions of a dead prophet seriously anyway?

Feranchek:
The 'common sense' senator is at it again.

What's your take on this photo? A swipe at the president or an advice?

https://twitter.com/benmurraybruce/status/715674840053624833?lang=en

If only this verbocious twitter senator could spend about half the time he uses to tweet rubbish to focus on his constituency, it'll probably have had tremendous development by now - if only!

catlova2:
Counting USA twice shows Ben Bruce didnt pass through primary 6.


It should be "Number of countries/Number of time he has visited them"






#OlodoBenBruce

Ben Bruce is partially reta®ded, so it's "common sense" to expect him to make fallacious delusional statements

rry807:
The 21 year old fashion blogger and billionaire daughter shared photos from the set of a new project she is working and her Made In Lagos series.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDbhLFgN6eM/?taken-by=jtofashion

Wow, so someone can be a billionaire's daughter and still be approximately ugly? Yet there are some Nairaland girls with their few thousands that look absolutely stunning and so much prettier than this - a few though! Anyway, I think I'll caption this as: The ugly girl in an expensive beautiful dress.