Mynd44:
Correct me if I am wrong but can the HOR summon a private citizen (which she is right now)?

It is common sense to know that the jurisdiction of the House of Representatives covers the entire territory of Nigeria, within its legalized borders recognized by international law. So it is within their constitutional powers and privileges to summon everything and anyone within Nigeria to appear before it, except a constitutional higher authority, for example, Mr. President. It's also within their constitutional powers to summon anything Nigerian overseas, provided it falls within the framework of diplomatic treaties and formal agreements with the specific country. Provided they are legal Nigerian citizens and/or live within the legal Nigerian territory, the House of Representatives can summon a community, they can summon a horse in the field, they can even summon your dead ancestors, if the need arises! So who is Alison Madueke that they can't summon her? Being a citizen qualifies her for a summon, anytime, any day.

Zceesneh:
Nigerian Girl Gets Blasted For Saying, At 25, No Guy Should Be Staying In Their Parents’ House
The guy was pained…Lol. Do you support the girl’s opinion? Read below;

Not surprised because many Nigerian girls suffer from chronic s.t.u.pi.d!ty

robosky02:

ABUJA—Determined to end oil theft and vandalism of oil and gas pipeline in the Niger Delta region, President Muhammadu Buhari, yesterday, in Abuja announced the deployment of military and task forces to the region.

Another reason for the deployment of troops, the president said, was to stop the kidnapping of citizens for ransom in the coastal areas of the country.

The president also said that his administration was concentrating on the resettlement of displaced persons and rehabilitation of infrastructure in the North East.

President Buhari made the disclosure at a meeting with a delegation from the United States Institute of Peace in his office at the Presidential Villa.

He assured the delegation that the task forces, coupled with his administration’s ongoing war against corruption, will be executed within the ambit of the law.

He explained that mechanisms had been put in place to ensure respect for human rights in the fight against terrorism.

“We attach great importance to human rights. If there are breaches, they will be investigated and dealt with,” he said.

Buhari, in a statement by his spokesman, Mallam Garba Shehu, said his administration welcomes the growing international support, especially from the United States and Europe, for Nigeria’s efforts to end the Boko Haram insurgency.

The President also expressed happiness with the support of Nigerians for the cardinal programmes of his government, the security of the country, the war against corruption and the revival of the economy, which he said, would continue to be vigorously pursued.

Speaking at the meeting, Ms. Nancy Lindborg, who led the Institute’s delegation, applauded the progress made by the Buhari administration in ensuring greater security in Nigeria.

She promised the continued assistance of the Institute for the reconstruction and development work going on in the country



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/02/pipeline-attacks-buhari-reinforces-military-presence-in-n-delta/

Very good one from President Buhari! The child that says his mother should not sleep, will also not sleep. When Boko Haram turned some of the Northern states to a War zone, who suffered it: the bombings, the maimings, the killings, the rapings, the beheadings, the terrors, the torment, the insecurity, the poverty, the losses, the carnage, the destructions, the displacements etc? Was it not the people living in that zones? Whereas, other Nigerians in other places were living their normal lives everyday without a single bother with the things the northerners were suffering in the affected places. So well the Niger Delta militants can carry on to make the Niger Delta another war zone. It's the Niger Delta people that will suffer it most. But after you turn your regions into a war zone, don't start fleeing to the Southwest to hide because as you lay your bed, you must lie on it, and not on another person's bed.

ZKOSOSO:
So that more oil will flow to the Northern oil Cabals.

But we are fine! Just fine in ND!

Boko haram ravaged North needs this re-enforcement than ND.

Militants. Get Ready.....

Yes, the militants should get ready to die

...

Girls love sex, trust me; and they always want to have sex. Half the time, they are thinking about sex; the other half, they're ho.r.ny. They try to conceal it. Usually, their eyes and body language involuntarily betray their secrecy. Notice I said involuntarily, which means, she really virtually has no control over how these body parts emit her sexual signals. But then there's her mind, which is her natural defense to protect her vag!na from the males who have been alerted and attracted by her radiated sex signals. Otherwise, she would be sleeping with all the males that comes her way. So her mind is the only barrier between you and her vagina. This is why communication is important, because it's the key to unlocking a female's mind to make her involuntarily submit her vagina to you. Notice I said involuntarily again. Well, it's because if you get your communication right with her, she won't be able to stop herself from giving up her vagina. She will just surrender it to you because you have unlocked a deluge of wild passion that will shutdown her mind's defenses and the only thing she will be thinking about at that point is whether to say moan Uuuu Aaaaa, or Yesss, give it to me or Ah, ah, wuuuuu...when you're smashing her vagina like a wooden pestle pounding yam. So if you get your communication right, she'll rush to surrender her vagina without you needing to ask. Communication is complex but I'll try to simplify it like this. Your appearance, your body language are all communicating signals to her on a subliminal level. And most of all, what you say, and how you say what you say are the most important aspects of communication. When you ask, or beg, you're communicating to her subliminally that you're weak, and easy to control. Females don't like males they can control easily. They love males that are so challenging for them to control and a pain in the a.$$ that gives them sleepless nights. This is why the nice guys don't get the pu$.$y despite all the energy, time and resources invested, and even though they pratically worship the females. But the rebellious guys do without sweating for it because females like what they are communicating because it shuts down their mind and so they can't resist the urge any longer to keep their legs closed. Open her mind and her legs stay closed. Close her mind and her legs will open - this is is secret but it's no secret at all for people like me who know this! Her mind is where all the restrictions lie. Don't communicate in a way that will keep her mind awake and very open, and her legs closed. You will always find yourself begging for sex. But when you communicate to close her mind, her legs will open. You will be having sex too frequently as you would like to, with all kinds of pretty females.


Bottom line is, if you find yourself begging or asking a girl for sex, your communication skills are poor. Change that and girls will start involuntarily giving you sex without you having to ask. They love sex. Just because she's not having sex with you doesn't mean she's not having sex at all. Most likely, she is, and most likely with a guy who knows how to communicate to shutdown her mind and release emotions in her body that she can't control.

Quote me if you like, the i-don't-know-how-it-happened sex is the best kind of sex. Because you have triggered her sexual hormones in a way that she couldn't stop herself from making you smash that juice box between her legs.

ayobase:
Ali Baba must have been busy when a call from an unsaved number came through, and as a gentle man, he quickly left what he was doing to attend to the call, but shocked with the response he got. He decided to send a message out of anger, but the reply he got from the unsaved number, Yabatech graduate was a shocker, thus leading to ......


screenshots with comments below




https://www.instagram.com/p/BBvTv_5GauB/

Alibaba should stop talking like a stup!d illiterate. So just because an unknown person sends him a poorly concocted text claiming to be a Yabatech graduate automatically means it's true that the person is? Any half-intelligent person can see the message has all the redflags of a scam. This is just another poor desperate attempt by an overrated clown hungry for public attention

celebgists:
Naija Hip Hop Star Phyno Records a track From His Toilet

Caption this photo?


''Tbt.. Still shitting on them!!! New music out soon''

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBpkhaCpHw8/

No wonder his music is full of sh!t.

JayKayMaybachz:
Android users are embracing the iPhone. According to Apple CEO Tim Cook, 30 percent of new iPhone buyers had switched from an Android device in the July-to-September 2015 quarter. And this week, Cook reiterated that the trend is accelerating, saying: "We were blown away by the level of Android switchers that we had last quarter [October through December]. It was the highest ever by far."

As an avid Android user, I had never thought of switching, but was curious why others were jumping ship at higher rates. Was it the larger screens that debuted with the iPhone 6 and 6 Plus, finally bringing the iPhone to parity with Android phablets? Perhaps frustration over the lack of Android software updates?

I decided it was time to try iOS for myself. I removed the SIM card from my Moto X Pure and popped it into a brand-new iPhone 6S. I've used an iPhone on a few occasions for work purposes, but this would be the first time I was using an iPhone (albeit a temporary loaner) as my personal phone. That means not carrying my Android device with me for two months, which included a hectic week in Las Vegas for the CES trade show.



CNET


I switched from Android to iPhone for two months. Here's what I learned
Commentary: This Google fanboy lived with an iPhone for two months. What made him go back to Android?
Andrew Hoyle/CNET
by Dan Graziano @DanGraziano
January 29, 2016 1:00 AM PST Updated: January 29, 2016 7:47 AM PST

Android users are embracing the iPhone. According to Apple CEO Tim Cook, 30 percent of new iPhone buyers had switched from an Android device in the July-to-September 2015 quarter. And this week, Cook reiterated that the trend is accelerating, saying: "We were blown away by the level of Android switchers that we had last quarter [October through December]. It was the highest ever by far."

As an avid Android user, I had never thought of switching, but was curious why others were jumping ship at higher rates. Was it the larger screens that debuted with the iPhone 6 and 6 Plus, finally bringing the iPhone to parity with Android phablets? Perhaps frustration over the lack of Android software updates?

I decided it was time to try iOS for myself. I removed the SIM card from my Moto X Pure and popped it into a brand-new iPhone 6S. I've used an iPhone on a few occasions for work purposes, but this would be the first time I was using an iPhone (albeit a temporary loaner) as my personal phone. That means not carrying my Android device with me for two months, which included a hectic week in Las Vegas for the CES trade show.


I switched from the Moto X Pure to the iPhone 6S for two months.

Josh Miller/CNET

I'll state one obvious thing right up front: both Android and iOS, at this point, are very mature operating systems. They're also, at this point, more similar than different from each other. And while I was moving from one high-end phone to another, I was focusing on software differences, not so much hardware ones, although I've included some below.


That said, here were the things that I noticed most when I went from Android to iOS.

Where Apple wins

Timely software updates

I started using the iPhone in early December and since then received two software updates (iOS 9.2 and iOS 9.2.1) with a third set to arrive shortly (iOS 9.3). And these software updates are available around the world, simultaneously, to all supported iPhones regardless of wireless carrier. As a result, iOS 9 is running on more than 75 percent of all iOS devices, which includes iPhones, iPads and iPod Touches, according to Apple's App Store Distribution page. Even more impressive, the company is still updating the iPhone 4S, which was released back in 2011.



For Google's operating system, the situation couldn't be more different. The latest operating system, Android 6.0 Marshmallow, was released in late September and is found on less than 1 percent of Android devices. (You can thank the large number of Android hardware partners -- and their insistence on customizing the OS -- for that, but it's still frustrating for the user.) Bottom line: Unless you are on one of Google's Nexus devices, you rarely receive software updates on Android.

That's not the case for Apple.

Apps still come to iOS first


It's not nearly as bad as it used to be, but developers still tend to develop apps for iOS first. The live-streaming app Periscope was available on iOS two months before Android. Facebook's Paper app and new Sports Stadium are only available for the iPhone, as is the the NYT Now app. Periscope's new GoPro compatibility can only broadcast from iPhones for now as well. And the list goes on.

Touch ID is incredibly fast

I've used fingerprint sensors before, but Touch ID feels faster than the rest. I rarely saw the lock screen. A simple press on the home button would turn my screen on and unlock it within seconds. I also found Touch ID to be more reliable than others I have used, such as the one of the Nexus 6P and Samsung Galaxy S6.


Where Android still wins

Fast charging

I had to charge the iPhone at least once, sometimes twice during the work day. I've come to expect this with many smartphones, but charging the iPhone can be a real pain. It takes over 2 1/2 hours to go from zero to full.

A majority of recent high-end Android devices include a quick-charging feature. I could get about 8 hours of power from a 15-minute charge on my Moto X Pure. The huge market for iPhone battery packs and charging accessories shows that battery life remains a challenge for iPhone users.


The Moto X Pure is one of a handful of Android devices that include front-facing speakers -- a feature I desperately missed. The iPhone speakers sound clear, but they just don't seem to get loud enough. I like to listen to music when I take showers. The speakers on the Moto X were able to get loud enough to overcome the sound of the water, but this wasn't the case for the iPhone. I ended up having to pair it to a Bluetooth speaker to get my morning music fix.

OS-level Google integration

It's scary how much I rely on Google for both work and personal use. While the search giant has all of its essential services on iOS, I miss how everything was integrated with Android. The Google Now home screen on my Moto X Pure provided me with all the essential information I needed -- traffic information for my commute home, package tracking, stock information, suggested articles based on my interest, and more.






Freedom, efficiency and customization

Android gives users freedom over almost every part of the operating system. You can change texting apps, the look of icons, the default Web browser, and more. While iOS lets you choose from a variety of third-party keyboards, you can't set any apps to be used by default.

I also noticed that actions on iOS tended to require extra steps. For example, on Android I can choose to connect to a specific Wi-Fi network in the notifications pull-down. While iOS will let you toggle Wi-Fi on and off through the Control Center (the menu that appears when you swipe up on the home screen), you have to go into the Settings app and click Wi-Fi to choose a specific network.


And the winner is...






Overall my experience was enjoyable. The iPhone 6S is a great phone, and I recommend it to almost everyone. The camera is top-notch, the phone runs smoothly and the operating system is easy to navigate.

But in the end I won't be sticking with it. Android is more of a natural fit for me. I'm more efficient on my Android device and I love the deep Google integration. I also like that I can make my device look and feel unique with custom icons, launchers, widgets and home screens.

At least, that's the case for now. Let's see what Google and Apple have on deck for 2016.

http://www.cnet.com/news/i-switched-from-android-to-iphone-for-two-months-heres-what-i-learned/

OP it's either you're a circus clown or an id.io.t! How can you base your comparison with a Moto X, or whatever the hell you call it? Go and purchase a Samsung Galaxy S6 Edge Plus, then come back and tell us how useless an iPhone 6S is. Android is already miles ahead of Apple, as far as smartphones are concerned; the iPhone 6S can only match the S6 Edge but can't measure up to the S6 Edge Plus in any ramification. If you can't buy it for a hands-on experience, then get on Google and do a comprehensive research for yourseld. But as far as Android goes, if it's not a Samsung S series phone, then it's not an Android representative to be pitched against Apple. This is 2016 for petesakes, who the hell still uses a Motorola phone or Techno or whatever shitty cheapskate Asian phones out there. If it's not a Samsung S6 or Note phone, it's not an Android, nor can it represent Android. The performance of a phone is not just about the software, it's also depends on the Hardware. A Moto X whatever is a useless hardware that doesn't have the capacity to perform the full capabilities of the Android software. Get informed and stop spreading lies

PentiumPro:
APGA need to be a formidable party in the SE. You guys should forget about this IPOB rubbish and support APGA as the main opposition party in Nigeria.
Maybe after 16,000,000,000 years or less the party can find it way to the center like ACN.

Fixed!

ObiOmaMu:
Shocking photos have emerged of a young girl who was recently rescued after her boyfriend in search of riches left her in a deep pit for 8 months! This happened in Tanzania. This Lady spent 8 months in a deep pit, feeding twice a week and thank God she is still alive. This was done reportedly by her boyfriend in search for riches. See his pic after the cut.


- http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/01/graphic-photos-girl-rescued-after.html#sthash.4dL39TvG.dpuf

For all the blind id.io.ts with a dull brain that lacks critical thinking out there like LadyF saying it looks like she was visited by a barber in less than one month, from the first picture, top left, it is stupendously obvious that the girl was wearing a fake hair attachment, which I'm 100% sure that most 9ja girls can relate to because 99% of you wear fake hair all the time to hide your obvious insecurities and defraud our men with fake beauty

debola23:


Iwonder o.
Or why was an 8month pregnant woman walking about at that time even?

She could be going to work, or maybe a prenatal session at a government hospital to avoid long queues; or some other legitimate reason. Did you think of that? No, you didn't think of that because you're just another regular crass id.iot that talks without thinking. Besides, since when did walking on the street at 6AM become a crime in Nigeria's laws that warrants ra.p.e or aggravated assault and attempted ra.p.e? Yet your stu.pi.d self had to talk thrash. If you're too dull of understanding why not just shut up. At least that way people might still assume you're smart, rather than making your stupi.dity too glaring for everyone to see and eliminating all doubts that you're indeed mentally challenged and cerebrally inadequate. I hope someday maybe thieves break into your house and gang r.ap.e you and your tragedy is published on social media and then an id.i.ot like you will ask, 'I wonder o, what was she doing in her house by that time'. Anyway, please do Nigeria a favor and don't reproduce because there are already too many id.i.ots in this country and we don't need any extra.

Blackberrybabes:


http://www.punchng.com/police-arrest-diploma-holder-for-assaulting-pregnant-woman/

Only in Nigeria will a fu.c.ki.ng criminal be apprehended whilst committing a heinous crime fragrantly but will still have the criminal barbaric audacity to plead not guilty in a court of law of the same crime that he was publicly caught with irrefutable evidence. It is simply a devilish mockery of the intelligence of the sanctity of law, the courts, the enforcement, the dignity of the victim(s) and the conscience of the citizenry. We need to make a law that allows the courts to sentence to death by burning and bombing ( evil laugh ) anyone who deliberately pleads not guilty in court for a public crime wherein the fellow was caught publicly, thus causing a prolonged trial that wastes taxpayer's monies and then later was still substantially proven guilty due to an abundance of undeniable evidences. If implemented, this barbarism of pleading not guilty in court to a fragrant crime by criminals will drastically end! Lowlife spineless integrity-less bas.tards that can't even own up to their crimes

lookandlaff:


he asked a stupid question, every enlightened person should know that bail money is simply a bond, an undertaking to produce said sums in case the accused absconds, you do not produce the money immediately. secondly if he skips bail, the money becomes Govt money. It's not rocket science and not the kind of question i expect from the son of Adeboye.....I guess religion has dulled his own brains too as well as that of his fathers followers.

The boy knows about the bond system but he just wanted to throw shade at the Buhari government. Unfortunately, he's too dumb to make a good argument! On the flip side, his question is valid as far as his father Adeboye goes. So he should tell us what his father has been doing with the billions collected from Nigerians under the pretext of religion.

oh, I just remembered! I want to say a special F.U.CK. you to the mod who banned me for a week because of that proffesional nonsense amebo blogger Viviangist! Your crass hypocrisy has been noticed and I wish you a speedy recovery from your cerebral palsy!

IlajeGal1:
By JUMI RHODES


A Federal Capital Territory (FCT) High Court on Friday, 22nd January 2016, granted the National Publicity Secretary of the Peoples Democratic Party, Mr Olisa Metuh bail in the sum of 300 million Naira and two sureties in like sum. Metuh is facing a seven-count charge of criminal breach of trust, corruption and money laundering.


In the ruling on Friday, the Chief Judge of the FCT High Court, Justice Ishaq Bello, stressed that the sureties must be resident in Abuja, Nigeria’s capital city. There have been mixed reactions as to how Metuh who is still being detained will meet the bail conditions. Pastor Adeboye's son Leke is one of the Nigerians puzzled at what will happen to Metuh's bail money. Below is what he(Leke Adeboye) shared on Facebook:

I have two questions.
1. Where does a normal man get 300 million N. That's 1Million dollars o. As bail money
2. What happens to the bail money. Who keeps it and who uses it?


https://www.facebook.com/LekeAdeboye/

Good question! But let this id.iot who thinks he has a smart mouth tell us what happens to the billions of naira his father has been collecting from Nigerians for spiritual blessings? After preaching spiritual blessings are free, yet people will be required to pay all sorts of money to get the free spiritual blessings. Well, I thought the spiritual blessings were free? Let him answer that first... On the second thought, if and when I become a President of Nigeria, for the records, all these religious institutions in whatever aspect, seriously you're all fu.cked! I imagine this kind buffoon and his cohorts will be ran out of their business of defrauding Nigerians in the name of religion! Monkey!

Duru1:


Per the bolded, are you serious? Your idiotic government had hard evidence still wants the guy to self-incriminate himself by singing. Nigerians are very illogical.

Actually this present government is probably the smartest we have ever had as a country. And FYI, nobody needs to force him to sing because this thief called Metuh is a talented musician that likes singing on his own. Didn't you hear his song? The lyrics are so beautiful. It goes like this:

"GEJ paid me with federal money for a personal service I did for GEJ. It was personal, and not the business of the State, yet it was State funds I took, not GEJ's personal earnings. So I'm not guilty and I will not return any money that I know belongs to the State."

In fact, with this kind of wonderful self-sabotaging music, Metuh will soon win Grammy award inside Kuje prison when his trial is over!

Tarzaa:

Source please...

That dude is talking gibberish like a drunk magician, so his source must be a magic mirror, a crystal ball, a decayed skull, or 22 bottles of gulder!

anonimi:


Fixed.



www.nairaland.com/attachments/2033689_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188

Cut the crap! Why not state Shagari's crime and Ekwueme's crime, and state a sensible case whether or not it was commensurate with the punishment. Other than that, your depiction is complete absurdity prostituting for the attention of fools!

viviangist2:
Am Not here to support or power Tribalism neither am i here to say anything political , Even thought the people in Question were from the same political party.

This reminds me of Shagari house arrest while Alex Ekwueme in Kirikiri. One Nigeria Indeed. What did you understand about this pictures..Olisa Metuh appears in court with handcuffed while Sambo Dasuki appears in court without handcuffed, Nigerian Government what is really happening. Think of that my People . A true Christian or Muslim must not try to hide the Truth Behind this Topic.

Olisah Metuh Offence
He was charged with seven counts of money laundering involving the sum of N400m, part of the $2.1bn arms fund.

Dasuki Sambo's Offence.
He is the man sharing the $2.1bn arms fund.

From http://www.viviangist.com/dasuki-and-olisah-metuhs-appearance-in-court-the-difference

Cc; lalasticlala , lets be sincere about this

Difference is: one thief was cooperative with the investigators to expose his fellow accomplices, while the other thief was an unremorseful arrogant recalcitrant fool that thought he was unsinkable like the Titanic, until EFCC hit him with hard evidence like an iceberg. Anyway, viviangist2 goan face ur amebo work and leave politics for unbiased discerning intelligent people. Politics is not for people insinuating unfounded conspiracies or asking dumb questions. #Nansense

naughtynaughty:
NB: b4 u read dis..no b me write am ooo. Nah copy I copy am from one site ooo..tor!

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http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/01/nigerian-lady-with-so-so-wide-vagina.html#sthash.avZmd74S.dpuf.

Abeg dis is hard 2belive. Hw is dis even possible? Haba! Nah 5 big d!cks dey sample u evriday? Did I jxt read pestle? Omg pestle? Insyd sum1's kini? Am dead! Hiah! Go meet a gud capenta 2help patch it up! Wts ur advice fr ha?

Lies! If the pu.ssy can handle a child's big head and fat body during childbirth and still contract back to normal, which di.cks can be so big again? The pu.ssy by genetic design is biologically characterized with elastic muscles that can expand significantly and contract back to normal, just like a snake's head. As for the anus, scientifically, it's not designed for sex, so if she's had her anus widened and damaged through penetration, the you're OYO. Since it's gotten so wide, she might need to block that hole with a yam tuber if she wants to feel an anal grip again.

Kennyroy24:
A Nigerian man living in China allegedly killed his lover, a Ugandan named Sherry Koko yesterday.
[img]http://2.bp..com/-XMbpmeDzc3s/VpiKutC3XUI/AAAAAAACMG8/-xUlM3GNh8I/s400/12439087_810294375749168_5528872494141882533_n.jpg[/img]
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The couple are pictured above. According to Sherry Koko's friends on Facebook, her Nigerian lover allegedly pushed her through a window after a small misunderstanding in China. They allso allege that this Nigerian man was very violent. She has been physically abused for a very long time. But she stayed with him because of love. She left behind a two month old baby.

[img]http://2.bp..com/-xZGcCpT4Df8/VpiLTTeeI-I/AAAAAAACMHY/KDAKTzSghBw/s1600/z.PNG[/img]

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:http://www.omobasblog.com/2016/01/nigerian-man-allegedly-kills-ugandan.html

OP common sense is now common, go and buy your own @ Idumota, and don't let me swear for you and the 3 trillion sperm cells inside your body.

One redflag - Nigerian man in China = ibo man; 99.99% accuracy

Ibo man killed Ugandan girlfriend in China! Let the Ugandan people know the specific target of any reprisal attacks, thank you. We majority of other Nigerian tribes cannot be suffering for the unendless crimes of a single tribe abroad. Go to South Africa, they hate us because of ibos; go to Asia same story, and it continues in different countries. That was how my Chinese friend was nearly swindled into a fraud marriage. She was a fresh graduate, sum cum laude, and she got a prestigious job. Next thing she told me she of a 'black guy' she met sometime ago and that she agreed to date him. Later he started disturbing her for marriage barely 3 months and he was trying to brainwash her with fake affection. The girl now called me in Nigeria and told me all about him and the kind of things he's been doing etc and she wants to know if she should marry him. She's 22. So , I asked her, how old is he and what's he doing in China? She said, he's 24 and he came for a business trip etc! I put 2 an 2 together knew instinctively the answer isn't 4, but 2+2 = ibo guy = love scam. So I said, send me his pictures let me see. She sent me a few. Oh boy, na so I just start to laugh. See packaging. Old man don package himself to look like aki and pawpaw. He don see China girl wey no sabi anything, he wan Maga the girl sharp sharp. Rubbish! So I told her, Hui this guy can't be less than 45yrs old and I can bet he already married with kids in Nigeria. He wants to scam you with love. If you marry him, he will use you to get papers for easy entry and exit to China, he will impregnate you to have children to keep you tied to him, he will take your money, take your house and he'll ruin your pretty life. What pained me most is this my young baby Chinese friend is still a virgin oooo, and very pretty and see what evil one Ikechukwu is already planning to do her. Luckily for her she tells me everything and about how he was already pushing her for sex. I told her NO, don't give in, so she didn't. I told her to investigate about the age and see the truth. She did. She found out he was actually 47, haha, old man with baby face dey claim 24 because he wan maga Chinese girl. When she confronted him, he started begging, asking her to forgive and still continue dating. She gave him the redcard I send to her from Nigeria. Na so I save the poor girl. This wicked trend is not exclusive to ibos alone though, but una own too much, hian! Anyway, final note, Any tribe that commits a heinous crime, should be mentioned, whether Yoruba, Hausa, Ibo, Efik, Ijaw, Idoma, or whatever! Don't say "Nigerians" alone because we're tribally unique and not the same. Be specific. By the time the shame and outcry against such criminal acts by any particular tribe is too much, they will make it mandatory to caution themselves, reorientate their tribe and train their children well.

sunnyb0b0:
Caption the pic

One was a fat pig working as a secret agent of the Bretton Woods institutions to kill our economy.
Caption
Okonjo: Nigeria needs more structural adjustment programs
Lagarde: Hmmmm, Okonjo your body needs structural adjustment program too

The second one is working for Nigeria
Caption
Lagarde: with the determination and consistency the Buhari government is showing in its anti-corruption campaign, I just came here to say Nigeria doesn't need our loans. The economy will prosper on its own. Btw, Kemi what a great shape, not like that fat pig.
Kemi: I know. I even squat and I don't eat 50 times a day like Okonjo.
Lagarde: please make the Nigerian economy sexy like you

makzeze:
13- The late Mrs. STELLA OBASANJO


14- Hajia TURAI YAR’ADUA


15- Dame PATIENCE FAKABELEMA JONATHAN


16- Mrs. AISHA BUHARI

So far Hajia Turai Yaradua is the prettiest and classiest 1st Lady in Nigeria's history ! Shows late President Yaradua really had exquisite taste and eye for beta tins. Abeg wu ger Hajia Turai nomba, eye wan marry ah .

writetopoker:
op, u ar an hedioot for openning this kind tread, anuofia, olosho, scratched face imbecillic nonentity, from a useless tribe,

don't be too sensitive! You see, dropping the insult did relief some tension and stress in your body. Now you won't go and cause drama at home anymore, because you have unloaded all your anger on Nairaland

Blizzy9ja:
Go get a life a'hole

What have you done with yours mudafuka?

Ambode is our own Next MVP Governor. Fuk that sh!t! Every fuk!ng single market in Lagos was neat, back to back, from Idumota to Oshodi, to Alaba till they came from Onitsha, Nnewi and Aba and made it fuk!ng filthy. Ko ni da fun iyalaya anybody that crossed the Niger bridge to mess up Lagos. Fire ti take ova. Leave ibos for LAWMA
‎*drops mic*

PS: let's fight ourselves online, so that we'll be too tired to fight ourselves in real life and we can laugh at ourselves, our arrogance, selfishness, callousness et all, and relieve the stress, have fun and learn to tolerate one another . Every tribe is welcome to rant, abuse is allowed, but it must be funny. No threats and this is an online war only. If you like go and kill your neighbor from another tribe because your head dey hot with anger and hatred for other tribes, Police will use you to do firing squad training. If you're the oversensitive type that can't handle a few funny insults and sarcastic jokes, get dafuq outta hia mehn

~ Girlfriendsnatcher