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Travel / Re: Cost Of New Nigerian International Passport By Categories by gists: 1:06am On Jan 23, 2019
Built2last:
Okay

If you are not a frequent traveller or stay abroad, getting the 64 page for 70k is a waste of money.

Why get that when you can get

32 pages multiplied by 2 which Is 64 pages in 10 years only for 50k
You forgot to factor in the stress of renewal for those that are not residing in the country. Trust me, you will wish you spent that extra 20k now when its time to renew.

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Politics / Re: Islam Approves Of The Libyan Slave Markets by gists: 5:44pm On Nov 25, 2018
ImadeUReadThis:
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Mohammed with a thief, serial rapist, pedophile, slaver and a big fraud.
lol. na so e pain you reach so tey you no even fit counter any of the verses?
btw you have ZERO knowledge of the crap you wrote up there
Politics / Re: Islam Approves Of The Libyan Slave Markets by gists: 2:57pm On Nov 24, 2018
ok since you people have decided to resurrect this fo0lish thread, let me show you some bible verses that some fo0lish people use to support/justify slavery. Those that say and believe the bible does not support slavery should cover their faces/heads in shame. Because it means they don't know the bible beyond the glithering/glowing parts that their pastors read on sunday service

All who are under the yoke of slavery should consider their masters worthy of full respect, so that God’s name and our teaching may not be slandered.
1 Timothy 6:1

Slaves, obey your earthly masters in everything; and do it, not only when their eye is on you and to curry their favor, but with sincerity of heart and reverence for the Lord.
Colossians 3:22

Slaves, in reverent fear of God submit yourselves to your masters, not only to those who are good and considerate, but also to those who are harsh.
1 Peter 2:18

Were you a slave when you were called? Don’t let it trouble you—although if you can gain your freedom, do so.
1 Corinthians 7:21
In other words, the onus is on the slaves to earn their freedom, why didn't the bible persuade the masters to set them free

AND HERE IS THE FAVOURITE FROM JESUS HIMSELF!!!

47 The servant who knows the master’s will and does not get ready or does not do what the master wants will be beaten with many blows.
48 But the one who does not know and does things deserving punishment will be beaten with few blows. From everyone who has been given much, much will be demanded; and from the one who has been entrusted with much, much more will be asked.

Luke 12:47-48
In other words, the popular phrase - To whom much is given, much is expected - actually came from Jesus's quote (parable) about how a slave should be punished (with some blows) if he does not do what is expected.

Pls note that these are all from NEW TESTAMENTS. So don't bloody come and tell us craps about "old things have passed - we are now in time of grace" bul1sh!t.

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Politics / Re: Fashola Ferociously Attacked By Yoruba Youths Over Comments About Buhari by gists: 1:34am On Oct 27, 2018
lol. Fashola attached by Yoruba youths but it was only reported on dannychukks blog
keep deceiving yourself
Politics / Re: PH Airport Is 98% Completed-rotimi Amaechi by gists: 5:01pm On Oct 14, 2018
Pekele007:

How many votes does the SW even have


SE/SS will swallow your votes which include other tribes own o. grin
Lol
Sarcasm at its best. I like that!!
Politics / Re: Massive Crowds Welcome Akpabio To Akwa Ibom As He Returns From Enugu by gists: 11:04pm On Aug 19, 2018
lol
Politics / Re: Economic Growth: Kwara Ranks Second In Africa by gists: 8:56pm On Aug 05, 2018
Relax guys/ladies.
I am sure they mean second in North Central (Nigeria) grin
Politics / Re: Busted.. Tambuwal Declaration Rally Shared As Wamakos By APC Propagandists by gists: 4:18pm On Aug 05, 2018
Lol.
See consolation
Isalrite!
"I comment my reserve"

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Politics / Re: Festus Keyamo Drops The Mother Of All BOMBS by gists: 3:31am On Aug 01, 2018
mooyewhy:

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January 1, 2018 in Omoku, Rivers State, Christians were coming from Church; cultists from the South South killed their own people. You know why there was no serious noise by CAN and you? You could not link it to President Buhari’s herdsmen or Fulani herdsmen. The same WIKE that did not drop a million to support the families of those bereaved in his constituency (State) went to Benue State to donate N20 Milliion and you hailed him


~ Festus Keyamo SAN.
TKO
The issue of herdsmen and farmer killing will die a natural death after 2019 election - whether Buhari wins or not. By that time there won't be any political gain again because if Buhari wins, he can't contest 2023 election - so not point in continuing cheap blackmail even though the crisis may continue, we won't have all these noise. If Buhari loses, the goal would have been achieved - so again no more blackmail.

But I am not making any excuse for Buhari's failure to deal with the issue. He clearly fail on that aspect. But on other aspect, he clearly out shines his predecessors.

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Family / Re: Money Marriage Practice In Cross River State Where Girls Are Sold To Elderly Men by gists: 9:56pm On May 07, 2018
ladiesreject:


Fool

If you don't see the sarcasm in my comment then you're a disgrace to what ever institution you're attending or attended

WAWA BANZA
Don't stress yourself jare and don't mind the bagger. And dem go dey shout when they say Naija yoots are lazy.
As I said, no region is perfect. we all have our strength and weaknesses.
Family / Re: Money Marriage Practice In Cross River State Where Girls Are Sold To Elderly Men by gists: 9:31pm On May 07, 2018
carpmam:
Every woman is a money woman because they were also bought by their respective husbands through bride price,the only difference here is that this people are doing theirs in an archaic way
Speak for yourself. Maybe every woman in your life is a money woman.
I did not pay a dime for the love of my life. Her dad gladly and willingly handed her over to me amidst songs and merriment.

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Family / Re: Money Marriage Practice In Cross River State Where Girls Are Sold To Elderly Men by gists: 9:18pm On May 07, 2018
This just proves that no region is perfect. If this were to be in the West or in the North, food for don done for me myopic lazy yoots

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Politics / Re: We Owe Goodluck Jonathan Apology by gists: 11:09pm On Feb 09, 2018
SillyMods:
Frustrated souls everywhere gnashing teeth upandan.

If you're convinced any sane person owes the drunkard any apology, 2019 is around the corner, just re-present him against the same PMB then in order for you to correct that 2015 "mistake".

Very simple and straightforward.
GBAM!!!!
Couldn't have said it better.
Oya, wailing wailer, you have been challenged - do the needful grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Why President Buhari's Case Is Different By Joe Igbokwe by gists: 6:47pm On Feb 08, 2018
Let the wailing begin.
Let us see the chief wailer come dance naked in the market place.

As far as the international ranking is concerned, the Nigerian Stock Exchange rank among the TOP 5 in the world under PMB.
Inspite of all the noise and distraction of no economic blue print bullsh!t, the admirable minister of Finance Kemi Adeosun has done a splendid job and she deserves a NOBEL price from reviving the economy from its comatose state under a certain clueless-shoeless buffon.

grin grin grin And BTW, even CNNmoney use cattle to showcase the best exchanges in the world grin grin grin
http://money.cnn.com/2017/12/27/investing/best-stock-markets-2017-world/index.html

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Politics / Re: APC Thanks Tinubu For Accepting Buhari’s Appointment by gists: 6:01pm On Feb 06, 2018
I thought they said PMB has sidelined BAT.
They are even ignorant enough to suggest that BAT will start another political party.
walahi, it sucks to be an IPOB

grin grin quote me and amadioha fire you back to the mud pool grin grin

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Politics / Re: Atiku Is More Capable To Rule Nigeria Than Buhari- APC by gists: 8:22pm On Feb 02, 2018
alot of people will cry next year

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Politics / Re: Buhari Orders Clamp Down On Illegal Arms Bearers by gists: 8:00am On Jan 28, 2018
python1:
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If you no get arm wey you dey hide, why dis thing dey pain you laidis?
because he know his campaign strategy to blackmail PMB is heavily hinged on the recent killings and that is about to be stopped. Which means he has very little to campaign with.
Where were they when the herdsmen killed his people in their people in their ancestral home? They were not this noisy because election was not around the corner at that time.

But while this is a good move and I applaud it, I hope the IG and his men will carry out this order irrespective of carries the illegal weapon.
Politics / Re: Block Payment Of Ransom To Terrorist Groups, Buhari by gists: 5:08am On Jan 28, 2018
ivandragon:
seriously


same pmb that gave millions of dollars to BH?


or his poster boy, el-rufai that paid killer herdsmen millions of naira?


Ipob terrorist spotted.
How far with your contribution to Nnamdi Cownu's purse grin grin
Politics / Re: Obasanjo’s Letter: Mass Defection Looms In National Assembly by gists: 5:07am On Jan 28, 2018
Yeah, let the political liabilities - Sarakis and Milayes defect.
They can tear their party card like Obj did in 2014/2015

Not that they matter anyway nor many of them for that matter.

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Religion / Re: Oyedepo: "We Have Been Flying Jet Before You Went To School, Don't Be Jealous" by gists: 5:02am On Jan 28, 2018
12submarine:

Control your jealousy.
lol. Jealosy??

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Religion / Re: Oyedepo: "We Have Been Flying Jet Before You Went To School, Don't Be Jealous" by gists: 4:58am On Jan 28, 2018
I figured its not my business.

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Politics / Re: Kwakwanso Vs Jonathan, What Goes Around, Comes Around. Picture. by gists: 8:37am On Jan 27, 2018
When are you people going to let the political career of the ineffiable buffon gej to rest in peace?
Ok Kwankaso or whatever his name is is barred from entering Kano. So damn what?
Does that erase the fact that gej went on campaign trip a day after bomb blast in Abuja?
Does that erase the fact that gej denied over 200 school girls were kidnapped under his watch?
Does that erase the fact that BH chased members of the nigerian army to cameroon?

Kama ko, maka ni.
Never again will we allow that to happen no matter how many political "posthumous" image laundering you lots do for him.
I the words of OBJ gej will never be the horse rider again - NEVER. So get it into your flat--heads.

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Politics / Re: Ekweremadu To Buhari: Act Like Jonathan… Concede If You Lose In 2019 by gists: 6:01pm On Jan 26, 2018
Ok we have heard.
To Ekweremadu, act like a stateman your yoots want you to be. Resign, get out of Abuja and lead them in Biafra land grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Amaechi Fred O, Boko Haram Kingpin Arrested In Germany by gists: 5:53pm On Jan 26, 2018
Na wa.
Guess what the reactions of some members of nairaland will be if he was captured and his name is given as Amachi Fred by naija authorities?

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Politics / Re: Breaking: El Rufai C’ttee Recommends State Police, Prisons by gists: 5:23am On Jan 26, 2018
Is this not part what Tinubu's camp have been campaigning for since antiquity?
If our neighbiurs across the niger had bought into this during the last national conference, there biafra dream would have been closer to reality. Anyway, its a good one and we are little by little.
Politics / Re: CAN Uses Herdsmen To Destabilise Nigeria, Says JNI by gists: 10:28pm On Jan 21, 2018
CAN is filled with political jobbers and Islamophobs. We all know they are the religious wing of PigDigPigs.
BUT JNI should just shut the hell up and do muslims a whole world of good by calling on the President to wake up to his responsibilities.
Let us even assume that its true that CAN is responsible, is it not PMB's job to put an end to it irrespective of the brains behind this carnage?

JNI should not descend to CAN level by whipping up and fanning the flames of religious sentiments when lives are being lost.

Oh, BTW, I am a muslim and let no Ipob quote me otherwise, amadioha will fire you.

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Politics / Re: Helicopter Loaded With Arms Lands In Taraba Village by gists: 9:32pm On Jan 21, 2018
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Politics / Re: Herdsmen: Fresh Attack On Southwest, Well Respected Yoruba Leader by gists: 8:30pm On Jan 21, 2018
OLD news

Court sentence seven Fulani herdsmen who kidnapped Chief Olu Falae to life imprisonment

Akure-‎LESS than two year after the former Secretary to the Government of the Federation SGF, Chief Olu Falae was kidnapped, seven Fulani herdsmen that were involved in the act have been sentenced to life imprisonment by an Ondo State High Court.

Delivering judgment Monday in Akure, Justice Williams Olamide held that the suspects were guilty of the kidnapping charge brought against them by the Ondo state government.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/04/court-sentence-seven-fulani-herdsmen-kidnapped-chief-olu-falae-life-imprisonment/
Politics / Re: Islamization Has Just Began In Public Schools. by gists: 7:01pm On Jan 21, 2018
Christians and Islamization of Nigeria - By Festus Keyamo

Most university graduates are nothing but huge disgrace to the academics and the certificate they carry. I now understand why a former education minister said some Nigerians graduates are unemployable.

I can’t explain the kind of gullibility some people show in issues of religion and ethnicity.

A graduate will see a message from wailers saying a serving minister said President Buhari wants to Islamize Nigeria and without even referring to what the constitution says about religion they will start sharing and defending.

Is religion no longer a constitutional matter? Can Buhari wake up one day and pronounce Nigeria an Islamic nation without the National Assembly amending the relevant laws? Would anybody with such agenda get 2/3 of the 36 houses of assembly to support such amendment?

Some people suck!

Buhari as a Military Head of State with a Muslim Vice when he ruled by decree didn’t Islamize Nigeria, it’s now that such decision must get the nod of our legislators at both state and federal levels that some Nigerians including the so called educated people are believing.

Like I’ve always said, the bane to Nigeria’s development in our generation may not be corruption but gullibility. It’s a time bomb waiting to explode.

We Christians are always jittering. Always feeling inferior to people of other faiths. When will Muslim accuse us of Christianizing Nigeria? When? In the current democratic dispensation, out of 18 years, we have had Christian Presidents for 14 years. Obasanjo did 8 years while Jonathan 6 years. When did Muslim accused anybody of wanting to Christianize Nigeria?

Even in the Christiandom, we hate ourselves so much that Pastors now spend more time discrediting fellow pastors and their churches in pulpit than preaching the gospel.

Discrimination everywhere!

I asked somebody yesterday that why it’s common for a Christian to leave a church within to another church very far away in the name of “My Church”. Is it the church and pastors we worship or God? Is it not the same God we claim to worship?

Biblically, nobody own the church. The church is owned by God. Why have we as Christians personalized ownership of churches? You no hear of the Church of God but ‘My, our Church’. Are you God? Why are you usurping God’s ownership Powers? Our God is a jealous God that doesn’t want his glory to be shared with any man.

I find it difficult to explain why a man will leave over 20 churches behind to another one distance away just because it’s not his church. This to me is hypocrisy! I’m also a victim of this unexplainable doctrine and hypocrisy but I’m beginning to ask myself critical questions that will make me overcome it soon.

I’ve not seen Muslim say this is not my mosque, I can’t go there except on Fridays when they all go to Central Mosques for prayers.

As Christians, we must stop exercising morbid fear over nothing. We must stop the hypocrisy and discrimination even amongst ourselves.

Let love and tolerance guide us as we pursue our heavenly race with renewed vigor and determination.”
https://thenigerialawyer.com/festus-keyamo-san-refutes-the-story-on-christians-and-islamization-of-nigeria-credited-to-him/

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Foreign Affairs / Re: The United States Government Has Officially Shutdown by gists: 7:29am On Jan 20, 2018
Someone should tell us the definition of sh!th0le please.
Politics / Re: Is Sense Finally Falling On The Igbos And The Yorubas? by gists: 2:25pm On Jan 17, 2018
musicwriter:
It's only on Nairaland you see such. Islam is the reason the North and South-west feel comfortable with themselves.

Yoruba's even like Igbos. What part of Yoruba land aren't Igbos everywhere? There're even Igbos in farmlands all over Illesha, I believe in Ogun state. There've never been an ethnic crises between the two. I have lived in Lagos for over 20 years and never quarrelled with a Yoruba man. They don't even care where you come from or what you do, once you pay him the house rent on time and you don't make trouble.

Islam is the only reason they work together, exactly how a Christian from the North,South,East,West would want to work with fellow Christians everywhere. Unfortunately, Christians in the South-west aren't the ruling class.

You see, you people think you know the yoruba culture. By the statement above, it show you know very little or maybe you are young.
Let me educate you a bit. Uptil this very moment, there has never been a Muslim governor in both Ekiti and Ondo.

Before Aregbesola became the governor, Osun has never had a Muslim governor. Oyinlola was the last governor of Osun state. himself and his deputy were both christians. Similar story can be said in Ogun state. Before Amosu, all Ogun state governors from 1999 were christians. So you see, your point about Christian have not been in rulling class is completely false. In Oyo, the governors have been alternating between Muslims and Christian. Lagos is the only exception with Tinubu and Fashola both being Muslims. Also, tell me 5 Yoruba muslim ministers since 1999. Most ministers from SW have been Christains.

BUT there lies the beauty of Yorubaland, did you ever hear the Muslims in the other Yoruba states complain for all these years? WE JUST DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE RELIGION of the governor as long as s/he delivers. If you don't deliver, you get booted out irrespective of your faith. We don't see it as injustice and it is not an issue for us until FFK tried to plant the evil of politics of religion in 2015

This is what flat-head ipob yoots are now trying to catch on by saying its the yoruba muslims that are the problem. They try to warm their ways back to the hearts of Yoruba christian by stylishly instigating them against the Yoruba Muslims.

But it has failed and will continue to fail because in every family in our land both religions are very well represented and naturally we tolerate one another. A virture that no other region in country is blessed with

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Politics / Re: Is Sense Finally Falling On The Igbos And The Yorubas? by gists: 11:28pm On Jan 16, 2018
we have always respected and will continue the REASONABLE PEACE-LOVING Igbos. There is no need for handshakes because we play, work and eat together. An igbo family friend just came back from the village where he went for the xmas holidays. He came back with gift for me.

But those spare part seller ipob yoots that disrespected us, a million handshake even across the Atlantic cannot give them the soft landing they are so desperately seeking from the very same tribe they have abused and insulted.

We will continue to love and respect the true sons and daughters of igboland with correct African culture. But those products of leaking condoms should meet us at the social media battle field.

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