₦airaland Forum

My brother, your konji don't carry you enter one chance. I usually advise guy not to be thinking with their prick. There are some wicked ladies that will use what you know how to eat to catch you.
I don't know who you are. Perhaps you are a Christian, this is the time to be committed to God like never before or else...the episode of this herbalist-seeker family is just the beginning. By the time they reach episode 10, properly, they could have finished you.
Your mum told you to abstain, you did contrawise. Thank God your mum is still alive, with God's intervention and hers you will be out of this mess.
May God deliver you.

irunoko:
let me teach you small sense as you no get

E tosh im bone he wan cry
Wait I'm coming let me Go and bring bucket so you will cry me a River


He's in severe pains

The thing pain am well well

Broda apoda

Have a remedy for your pain.
My brother is in need of a wife. Are you interested? If you are interested be courageous enough to quote me.

kozmokaz:
Las las this boys no dey fear Nigeria �� again ooo... A whole CAS dey area yet them get mind show face... If na Chad �� them go take to there heels


Unatoto

Chad govt is serious about defeating Boko haram but Nigeria govt is not serious about it.
Some have made millions of dollars as this fight continues.
Now, is either Nigerian soldiers kill shekarau or boko boiz kill buratai.
One must kill one.

Even with yahaya and buratai there is no changes....
Gen. adeniyi will be laughing wherever he is right now.

Holyvurgin17:
This country has many problems. Oh God I want to relocate to Morocco, Egypt or Ireland. I feel sick each time I realize that I'm still a Nigerian.

Use paracetamol always because even those coun3 you mentioned hardly issue their visa for Nigerians.....

tk4rd:
You see, that's the only reason I might scroll and jump this useless comment.

Are you a jumper? A normal human being walks while monkey, kangaroo, etc jump. Simpleton!

irunoko:
morning newspaper totifaya broda alayini ilakaye


Everyone man woman animal , everything that was once a morning newspaper must become a night newspaper, that is not news


Secondly you marry, you no marry, ehennn and so?


No, be some clowns dey make a spectacle of themselves because of sex where the man dey chase says she must for?

Back to the sender. Are you in pain because of my mention? If you are part of the evening newspaper I'm talking about, must you respond in an uncultured manner. It is obvious that sense has left you

Lazy man's topics..the op might be a slowpoke

Some ladies are even looking for a married man to marry they did see, you see one you still dey complain.dont worry, you will soon. Join the group of evening newspapers like those ladies we have on nairaland.

nairavsdollars:
Any tailor will just pick any dirty cloth to make a face mask. I can't buy it oooo

Some are using ladies' pants as face masks. ...mask Nah mask..your wife pant is available for use..nothing do you

Buhari Administration did not handle this Lock down as it should. Africa is the citadel of poverty . some people have been living below poverty line before this lockdown came, then, you lock down people because of virus and you didn't provide much cushion effect material for people to survive on.

the gods are wise.

Seun, over to you

they will soon start bonaza.
they will be doing 50% discount upon 2-3 rounds.
none of these evening newspaper ladies on nairaland can take mee do shakara. hole nah hole. either public hole or private hole.
some of the public hole are even sweeter and cleaner than the private hole.

Osagyefo98:
Oga wetin?

What's concerns igbo with Kenya issue

because anywhere there is fake things , definately Igbo person will be part of the process.

Ogun State people should be appreciative of the fact that their land is close to Lagos. and inspite of the glaring facts , they are still way behind in the development.
Ogun State does not have Molecular Testing
Centre and Obasanjo who is the son of the soil was the president of the country for 8 years .
primitive people.

you can not send them away.
they are your people.permit them to share what they brought from lagos with you including Covid 19....

God punish you. amen.

IBB says if i hear the sound of war from Yoruba people , i will hiss and back to sleep.

Oshisco. Police and OPc will do the needful.

Where is.my Atm make I go keep all my money inside pot. I must get inside the national cake...

But to be serious, in Canada and some other country, this wasn't the criteria used to share the money....
This government should just do and go. Everything about them pisses me off.

GreatResearcher:
The thread is about becoming a Mrs not a baby mama

Is the thread about MRS or about Proposal..?/
The gods are wise.

GreatResearcher:
Baby mama loading. pregnancy can't tie a man

Baby mama or not at least you started somewhere and the guy has to support the child and the wife.
It is better than not having anything for your future. In the UK and US, we have a lot of single-parent and baby mama.

Either Coronavirus end or not government will definitely pay me my salary while I sit at home doing nothing for them. This is one of the benefits of government job

Who has the time to read your long story?
Summarize it

If he doesn't propose, just open your leg and him put his rod. And thereafter, tie him up with pregnancy. And let his family know about it..

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Tomilola360:
If you own a business, would you pay workers for work that is not done?



We have to be rational in our thinking.

No be a fight. Nah question we dey ask. Some of them might be married people. You can half their salary or pay them for the work they have not work for...or else dem no go see money to come work

God punish all the states that are discriminating against. Lagosian. And tell all your sons and daughters that they should not come back to lagos anymore. Nah boko haram go kill una finish for that kastina State.

isunday:
Street cleaners for 3 months after which they go back to unemployment mode.
While not employ them permanently

Nah you go pay them? Don't you know Nigeria is broke.....if this covid 19 wahala go, then you will know what we will face again. Naija is broke

ITbomb:
Something fishy here but they won't listen to him because he is black

There is a saying that Whoever wants to eat with the devil must go with a long spoon. The visited a prostitute home to Bleep. A stranger home..he should have been prepared for sth like this. I believe if they meet in a brothel, it could have been a different ball game but since it's In the home the lady, the lady can cook up a different story. Since there will be no witness or substantial evidence to defend himself.
The guy should kiss his educational career goodbye and probably be deported back to Nigeria..
Me i no dey go harlot house. Nah hotel where nobody know both of us I go carry you go. I fit even pay for your flight ticket to carry you out of the country.

Yukov:
Come to Osun and see things yourself. Lagos, Ogun and Oyo only supersede Osun in terms of development in southwest. let'sleave this discussion for another day

What is the annual GDP of Osun State compare to the other southwestern States?/
Without an iota of doubt, Osun state has the lowest annual GDP. You can find out. And let's talk.

Haywhysat:
What are you saying, osun is primitive? You must be high. Where have you been to in osun state? Osun with over 4 millions population, only states that can boss osun state in South west is lagos, ogun and maybe oyo state.

Just a question...
What is the annual GDP of Osun State compare to the other southwestern States?/
Without an iota of doubt, Osun state has the lowest annual GDP. You can find out. And let's talk.

Yukov:
I believe Oyetola is just a copy cat. The first lockdown in our dear state was a success. For the past one week, there is no new case in Osun and with the lockdown, nobody shows any sign of having the virus. Kudos to the lockdown. Now, this second lockdown is what I don't quite understand. What we expected the governor to do is to ban large gatherings, markets and the state borders but they should allow people to go their various place of finding livelihoods. Majority of Osun residents are those living from hand to mouth, only few are civil servants. The rest are working for private individuals or doing business. Now that you are locking down state again for another two weeks, how do they want these people to feed? The paliatives they are distributing is just 1 to 2 cup(s) of rice per family and this haven't reach many.
We clearly don't want this lockdown.

What are they locking down in Osun State? Aside from farming work and federal govt work what are the other good things that can come out of the State.
Osun State is one of the most primitive states in the southwestern region.so backward in development..ogbeni Aregbe has finished the state resources

bestabigaelever:
Wow guy
Just go for tests after lockdown

Which test are you suggesting?/

Out of 20 million people in Lagos Nah only 100k people dem wan feed. The gods are wise