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We started as friends. We were so close she could do anything for me and I could do anything for her.

She had a boyfriend who was a serial cheat and treated her like trash. It got to a point they broke up and he left. She was heartbroken.

I gave her my shoulders to lean on. I was there for her throughout those turbulent times and made sure she was never sad again.

She moved on. 2 months on we started dating. It was all fun and rosy. I'm not the type to fall deeply in love or should I say, women don't tickle my fantasy, I'd rather be with my goons than be with any girl.

But this girl came into my life and I don't know what she did to me to make me so in love with her. I loved her, she loved me. It was a heaven made match and a relationship anyone would wish for. On my birthday she got me a really expensive gift and I fell even more for her.

3 months on, her birthday was close and I was planning to make it special for her. Then I heard her ex came back in town, I wasn't troubled, "she loves me so much and she won't bat an eyelid for him anymore" I thought.

And then it happened. She left me for her ex who came back for her. I heard from a reliable source that before he came back, they'd been communicating online and the guy told her he's coming to take her back and he did take her from me.....

I am broken.....
I shall rise again in no time, and when I rise... I AM GOING TO BE A HEARTLESS MONSTER.
These hoes... non virgins or virgins, young or old, I shall toy with their emotions and break them....

GAME ON

I smell cook up a story

babasolution:
the poor shall continue to be poor.yoruba poor ooo

There is nowhere you will not see the poor including your erosion -ravaging region

ogolad:
I want to ask question ooo if sanitizer and soap can kill the virus, why is it difficult to get us the vaccine?

It is difficult because what can kill viruses out your system is different from what can kill viruses inside your system...
From an expert, I was told it will a whole year to two years to develop the virus.

Milkyn:
9k people and yet we don't have up half of that number on quarantine. So after tracing them, u allowed them to be spreading it for u abi?

Do not worry the 9000 will be reduced...this health minister is a disaster....the man shouldn't have been health minister in this critical case like this. I wonder what advice deadly advice he will be given to Mr president.


Tueh! Another disaster product from south south.

Islie:
https://www.independent.ng/covid-19-palliatives-councillor-disappears-with-30-bags-of-grains-in-niger/

He should be arrested by EFCc. Definitely, he has been mismanaging his local govt treasury fund..poverty dey for niger state oh. There are some state that taking 100 bags of rice is an insult to him

In my tribe, it is a taboo to eat rice, beans, yam, .garri, cassava, all fruits, noodles, palm oil, groundnut oil, snail, goat, and cow meats, vegetables, tomatoes, and salt.and sugar...

Patrick Okowa will eventually list restriction of movement one of his achievements as a governor of Delta state. Let wait and see

Naija has done this kind of gun seven years ago.
Naija is far ahead of Russian in military hardware

You suppose to be her mentor not her spoiler. Remember you will.soon have a daughter..what goes around, comes around,

PureGoldh:
CoronaVirus will soon be a thing of the past

Hunger virus will continue

Ariza:
I will 'require' 80% . 10% for tithe, 10% for himself.



I'm very considerate!

You could have requested 100%/to be more considerate..
There is a saying that it is only fly that is not wise or stubborn that follow the corpse into the grave.
God forbid that I should trust any naija Lady.

iyke926:
My ex girlfriend is a chronic liar, I don't know if it's because she studied law but I always see through her lies.

All lawyers are trained liars. Whenever you see a trained lawyer, just see them as a trained liar

I told my GF that Buhari is using diapers

Mrchukwudi01:
So na Nigeria flag this one dey call city flag,naija don suffer smh

For now...he Is a Nigeria till further notice

iCauseTrouble:
SEX topics everywhere on nairaland. Girls dey try o

Because sex is one of the core values of this generation. If you don't ask for it, she will force it on you

Kriss216:
Disobeying government directives is a sin and the wages of sin is death and all sinnners will go to Hell fire

And you are the one who hold the key of.hell fire.

quinox947:
Yet some people in my neighbourhood still thinks it is a scam while many more thinks it is a disease for the rich and the elites.

Nah scam. Hunger virus sure pass

Wickedfacts:
Imohimi ended the Badoo menace despite the many DPOs in Ikorodu. Were you sleeping that time?
When Imohimi collaborated with IRT to arrest Evans, where were you?

You are talking about Imohimi taking cases from the division to the Command but the other day, you were on Nairaland begging the CP Lagos to take over a case from Alakara Divisional Police? Ordinary matrimonial and custody matter o.

....and what gives you the impression that Odumosu will not end Badoo boys if it were during his own tenure..
and also what gives the impression that Evan will not get caught if it were during his own tenure.

What you don't know about police is that, it is boiz under them get this work done and as the boss , they come to claim the glory.
Badoo boys was raging havoc during I'momoh tenure and he has to do something or IG queries him. And due to community policing, and some other information here and there, they get arrested.

You mentioned my thread I created about the alakara police station.
If I can ask a question, what is the job of the police? What are they paid for? Pls use your brain and stop typing gibberish

fatymore:
Sex don tire you Abi?


Why invite her to stay longer than usual before?


Tell her you need your space
Simple Sturv

You too know say sex sweet..thank God say I no quarantine any lady with me. I saw it coming...
Even though the holiday is a whole year, no shaking....

mrofficial240:
After you Don fvckk person daughter for good two weeks
Now you are tired

Ur papa!!!!


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The guy no know say fucking dey bore sometime. When the lady first enters, she was like a hot doughnut to him now she has overstayed her welcome, she is now like mucus doughnut..so the guy can feel her stinkiness, the guy is planning how to discard her.
So, if you are bold enough to do it. Just give her like 15k for her transport and for the job we done and show her the door no to come back to your again.
My brother, no fear, single ladies plenty for naija like pure water sachets...

jawalis:
What kind of men is this generation breeding. Fools and weaklers? you are here seeking public opinion on how to send a b!tch away in your own house. Is that funny?
Fiustly; did you seeked advice when she came in and everything was rosy? When you guys was having fun and everything seems to be good. Did you asked for public opinion?
Secondly: what exactly is your relationship with her. Cos your message is not detailed.
And lastly: you need to man up and start taking responsibilities for your actions. If you had not allowed her in the first place. She wouldn’t have been comfortable to the extent of staying for days till you are exhausted. My advise is to sit her ass down and air it to her. There’s no point in putting a pretentious act just to pass your message. Be straight and blunt enough while telling her. So she knows you aren’t whatever she’s taking you for. (Mumu). She just wanna pass the lockdown expenses on you. So do not be a victim. !

Someone must mumu for someone else. I'm sure you are mumuing for your wife.

mofeoluwadassah:
so we should come and help you send her away ba...are we a joke to you

He asked for advice. Is either you advice him or you scroll down or ignore his thread

Wickedfacts:
If only someone like Edgal Imohimi was the CP Lagos, this nonsense won't be happening.

Meanwhile, if you live in Lagos, go and look for cutlass, petrol and, stick and nails to buy. Kill robbers before they kill you.

What achievement does Edgal Imohimi had when he was Lagos CP? Did this situation happen during his own tenure? Naija is fond of looking at issues with tribal eyes. What are the outstanding things he did? He was just an audio CP. Because he wants to impress his boss. Even the crime that supposes to have been handled by the divisional DPO, he will direct them to bring it to the state command and ask to project it on the media so that his boss will assume he is working

So laughable

Unelephantable:
Sorry for them.
Couldn't the money or connect keep them together?

Anyways, someone said, men would always make you sad, but it's better to cry in London that to cry in Mushin like WTH!

I understand euphoric comments..prick of London is more protective and beneficial than Naija prick. The gods are wise

So many of less than ten years of marriage will eventually end in divorce or separation.
Because those are the generation jumping from one marriage to the other. Married people that fall into that category should be prepared for divorce or.seperation.

Marriage in Nigeria is a scam. if you do not scam your husband, definitely your husband is scamming you. So, let us keep scamming one another till divorce or separation comes.

F117nighthawk:
The chicken general, Idris Derby Don teaches you how to raise the morale of your troops, thank God for CHAD, if not BUHARI AND HIS MILITARY CHIEFS for still dey deceive and fool themselves

Idris Debby really did good work. I'm sure chad will be a no-go area for all these Islamic miscreants called boko haram.
Fulani government's intention is to keep posting southerners to the volatile area so that they will keep killing them. God will punish all of you.

Failure COAS.


Tueh.

The blood of those that were killed under your leadership because of your negligence and irresponsible attitude towards the cry and yearning of the foot soldiers with hunt you down

Blackfire:
I like her mouth, as she can do wonders to me..

Give your life to Jesus Christ. Tomorrow may be too late.
Quote me for further directives

Omooba77:
Even robbers will feel it too, wetin dem wan steal again?

Dem go still steal phones and laptop..
Like, if you are going out tomorrow with your phone, make one street boy just snatch the phone from your hand.

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Decibel:
Nigerian Army of today under Buratai's tutelage is not different from regular recruited boys scout we see everyday.
They are only strong when dealing with 'bloody' civilians

Idris Derby and his men have exposed Buratai as a quota system General

Our government is not serious about fighting insurgency. Chad that has a GDP of 4 billion compared to Nigeria that has the GPD of 14 billion is tackling insurgency more than us. What a shame!

Another Extention of lockdown