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enemyofprogress:
The list is incomplete without a God made pillow

You are talking about pillow .... Jacob used a stone as pillow and he slept well and even had a wonderful dream.

Broda Gani,

Talk true...e ti gba riba.... e ti je dodo... Enu yin ti ko ododo...
Osinbajo is a Yoruba man, part of your responsibility is to use your influence to advocate for your people and support your culture ....

Gani, you did same thing in 2015 and you are repeating it in 2019....
Leave abosi and let Yoruba nation great

Nigeria is full of unfaithful people. Most especially in government jobs.
I stand to be corrected, their is no federal government agency that is not corrupt in their dealing.
What onnaghen did was a 'normal pratice' in Nigeria system. If we should open the Pandora box and allow the law take it course wholistically in the federal civil service , a lot of civil servants will lose their jobs.

Lemme say, if buhari govt doesn't have any ulterior motive behind this man, they should just let him be....

sagio09:
The way VP is putting much stress dey disturb me. Let him not finish all his strength before he becomes President 2023. I don't want him to be weak and old wen he is our President in 2023.

Yes ooo! Osinbajo our substantive president 2023...
Let's make it work

Onoghen ; the man APC is not convenient about his position...

So, he should be count days to retire as cjn . Or what do you?

Okay.

Lemme me here from people

Dannybammz:
Lol
Anytime I make my girl angry, I will just use my mum phone to text her

"My daughter he told me everything, just forgive him"

you are a fake guy.
Repent

What is the rationale behind this thread?

Next!

Iwillbegreat:
The most useless king I've ever seen, he went there to kneel and beg for funds from the fraudster.

Ndi Igbo forever

....and all igwe in ndi igbo land are saint and corrupt-free?
I think your biased attitude towards other ethnic groups sinks... I can smell it ...

selfwife:
those three plans don't prove anything. Just work on yourself and be sufficient and just watch if he will marry. all these signs don't work for everyone.

Blessed r u among women for this point you've just made.

Some ladies think boob and butt are the Most valuable asset for them to attract and marry their choicest man... so they invest their entire resources into it...

Sholaco:
Where s he going with a bathroom slipper

Ask nairaland crew

Kingtim:
Nice One. But Why Now When Election Is Close?

Don't mind dis dubious governor...
Can you imagine?

....hiring crude contractor to do piss- poor job...

If deltans didn't vote him out in this general election , nah Dem Sabi


Wetin consign me sef?...

Will you keep quiet....

madridguy:
No campaign slogan

No campaign logo

Just jumping around ranting.

4+4= Next Level

I laugh in swali language....
Don't except what is obtainable in normal political setting to happen in Nigeria... everything jaga-jaga.
Just accept it or you leave it ....

...now we know that Amina zakari is a blatant liar. And Nigerias should doubt her credibility for the election...

They asked about family tied up she was talking about her career accomplishment. Covering-up....

In a well structure society, the woman supposed disgrace.... But this is a zoo community , where only the animals and beast rule...

Oh God , help us

Was he there to fight or just to give speech...

100 of thousands of soldiers are dying..

100 of thousands of civilians are dying...

...and for me , this spelt doom for the country - God forbid

dannyoungstick:
I must become a C.E.O someday.

So, what are you doing about it now...?

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Stop snooping and stalking us on Social media. You are not snoop dog. Stop being suspicious of our female colleagues.

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Constantly frowning will scare us.

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Just trust us and all will be well.

Lots of love.

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Remarks

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National president.

hisexcellency34:
I hereby name the twins Atiku and Buhari

....and I think these are Yoruba names, abi?

Ishaq Akintola and daddy freeze have something in common....
If you know , you know....

Ajibel:
So it has been reduced to 800bn. You can see the budget of 1 trillion last year was unrealistic. Because how can you have such a budget and yet roads are bad, no pipe borne water to homes, lagos traffic is still a nightmare, refuse has taken over everywhere. So nothing to show for budgeting 1 trillion in 2018.

Ambode is overhyped and overrated.

... for me , ambode has done his best. But his best is not good enough.though he budgeted huge amount of money last year yet there is not much projects to show for it...
Despite all The resources, he lowered the developmental standard of Lagos State...

Let the game of politiking continue...
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SalamRushdie:
I will say it again you cannot have an evil personality like Buhari as president and expect all to be well anywhere.... Even Buhari home state has been overrun by kidnapper herdsmen and yet some zombs want us to vote for Buhari ..God Forbid

Initial gra-gra ...
Toothless Union...
Dey know where they meet the federal for largese

God will fight for us, we no send you to fight

It will just amount to waste of time and resources

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Bros, You Sabi charge....
Anyway, all the best

Vinstel:
How can 10,000 people fit into that structure?

Doubting Thomas... Why can you go and investigate before you start misbehaving on nairaland ...

Adeinfo:
I admire your resilience and courage, keep it up. A sense of independence makes you proud of yourself and you can stand up to anybody.

Don't just jump into conclusion.... maybe that is only the relationship settings she grew up to learn and understand...no offense , please...

It's now left for the guy to tolerate or the lady to adjust to a new settings or both to do the needful...


I love relationship because everything in life is build on relationship...

Some ladies would be like....why not me in this position? ....

For me, ...I will say, use wisdom.... relationship is a time to observe things...

Ladies refuse to learn that time is changing...

Can you imagine, when you have a lot of working class ladies who want to even give you and one is here saying , "give me a monthly stipend" different strokes for different folks

All the Never-do--well anti-christ on nairaland, oya food is ready

theapeman4:
don't be afraid of marriage!

What you should be afraid of is marrying a naija women

Don't ever marry this set of women called naija women! There are the real definition of piece of shiiit


They have nothing to offer except opening there smelly legs and bringing child into this world which is not your own or probably belong to your neighbor.


Naija would are wired psychologically in such a way that they are born to cheat!

The typical average naija women see marriage as a poverty alivaiton scheme

Once you married those piece of shiit called naija women, within 2yrs you will notice that those piece of shiit won't take care of their body and started producing fat all over their body as if there are some sort of oil factory


Very irritating set of women we got

Bro. With your level of bad notion and offensive premonitions about women, I doubt if you are married...and paraventure you are married , I pity your wife.
Many people all over the world are reading your comments and you are forming bad image about our ladies. .. it's not all the Nigerian ladies fall into this categories, always be specific instead of generalizing issue. Thanks as u adhere.

Wetin consign me with saraki mata. He don pack money go... and court don Free am ...

I dey here still dey hassle....


Oh God , answer my prayers and prosper all my future endeavors ijn. Amen

All the anti- 4+4 will rush this thread.

Just watch and see


Like the people below.. ..

I don't understand...

You gave unknown lady ladies permission
to sexually assault you....I don't think this is right...


U better repent now or you die regretting...