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internationalman:
If you have not dated or dating Igbo girl Wetin you gain...

Them can fine for Africa.

Youngpo413:
I'm sure you are now married with kids.

selfwife:
That night, I told him I was going to do his assignments for him that he shouldn't worry at all. I promised lots of things that night.Even Bobo was so Hot he didn't analyse all I said. After all the do, I remembered bobo was a 500 level engineering student........wetin I know for engineering?

Trex4:
girls and their normal wickedness. You knew you weren't attracted to him but you just had to lead him on. Do I blame God for making us attracted to you people?

xynerise:
Stomach size is now one of the criteria for a successful marriage?


Children of nowadays sha

noCAP:
Not cool. you could have least given him head too

mumu9gerian:
What happened after that?

Rapmoney:
Lift this damn lockdown and let's face our lives and businesses.

I don't want to see algae growing on my computer keyboards when I return to the office!

That's if I will even still remember the department I work in.

EzzyCarter:
I get. You're a lazy girl sha. Ordinary head you're satisfied

EzzyCarter:
Trust me the guy wasn't a pro at giving head . If he had been one, you wouldn't even know when you guys would start blazing under the sheets lol

schumastic:
I don’t get, was it after the sex you regretted or you didn’t have it at all with him, that’s what made you to regret the whole stuff. Please clarify.

Ishiewo:
what did he do wrong naa
?

BrilliantGigolo:
Nigerian ladies are generally amazing women.
Ladies from wealthy homes are caring until you marry them and can't provide more luxury than they had under their parents. It is that time nag, yell and tell the whole neighborhood how they sponsored their wedding to a low-life like you. Op, you lost nothing.


The ones that twerk nude on Instagram don spoil the good ones rep.

If you need a goal oriented lady in Nigeria. Catch those that major in the following while they're still young :

Finance (Accounting, Economics...) more women dominate the finance sector despite gross misogyny in this country. You tend to make wise economic decisions and channel your investment to the right sector with these groups of ladies.eg. Okonjo Ngozi Iweala and her peers.

Health: (Medicine, Pharmacy and Nursing) . American Nursing industry is saturated with made in Nigeria nurses. With these groups of ladies you may even get the opportunity to migrate to a developed country. Notable mention is Prof. Dora whose achievement at NAFDAC cannot be repeated.

Law: You get free legal advice and will never pay 10 percent to an agent for any purchase. You will get your power of attorney free of charge. If she is focused you'll be riding government cars 15 years after her graduation. The Nigerian Bench is dominated by women. Notable mention is Mary Odili.

Never go near a babe reading Theatre Arts because even their Papa and Mama know say na Olosho Dem be. No parent for this Naija go gree make better pickin go do Theatre Arts.

Never go near a babe who intends to play politics (Not referring to technocrats like the last two predecessors of the Minister of Finance) because Dem go scatter her kitten all the days of her life.

Cut ties with any lady that shows you her uncle before father or mother
Cut ties with any lady that doesn't call your phone without you recharging her phone. She lacks both ambition and wisdom.

This doesn't mean you should be a Simp for her.
May God deliver us from women that will turn us into Simps.

BF69BF:
And this is news o

We talking Covid19 (hunger) you talking nonsense.

Mod and OP, kindly stay together let me know where to direct the thunder

Anugod:
Lemme see how many of their songs I remember...

1. Faavour! I wanna use you
Someone is calling on my name
Rejoice! I wanna use you
Someone is calling on my name
Joshua, Best and Caleb, I wanna use you!
Someone is calling on my name

2. I remember years ago, in my little country home,
When there was no sunshine in my home,
There was no food to eat, there were no good clothes to wear,
Everything was just going upside down
I used to see so many children, eating and throw away,
Putting on their new clothes every Sunday (every Sunday)
But to me it was just a dream, I dunno what to do,
I began to shed tears from my eyes...

3. Melody melody melody, I've got melody in my heart,
Melody melody melody, I've got melody in my heart

4. John oh John, please don't go away,
Remember mummy and daddy, they have good plans for you,
They are planning for your future, how you'll become great,
Please don't allow Satan to deceive and cheat you,
Brother John oh John, please don't go away!

5. What must I do in the morning,
What must I do, when I wake up from sleep,
What must I do, oh I must do,
Something very good I must do every day!

6. Children don't tell lie to your mummy
Children never tell lie to your daddy
Children make sure you tell them the truth
If you tell them the truth, they will love you more and more
Lord Jesus will be your friend

7. It is a holiday, holiday in the town!
My mum is waiting for me, my dad is waiting for me,
It is an holiday, holiday in the town!

8. Africa why! Why all these killings, so many destructions, oh! In our blessed land

geeudy:
I'm so happy Chike didn't win, cos he was just too full of himself. Congratulations to A'rese.