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Music/Radio / A Nairalander's New Single. "Sassie Myks - Ku'nkei" by GlobalGisting(m): 5:10pm On Sep 09, 2018
I listened to it and I just felt it's too beautiful to be enjoyed alone. Download via the link below and thank me later.
https://my.notjustok.com/track/355107/sassie-myks-kunkei-prod-sassie-myks
Politics / Re: Who Is Your Preferred 2019 Presidential Aspirant And Why? by GlobalGisting(m): 8:54pm On Aug 20, 2018
yarimo:
BUHARI till 2023

BUHARI till 2023

BUHARI till 2023

You are undoubtably insane

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Celebrities / Re: Yinka Ayefele Music House Valued At N800 Million Demolished by GlobalGisting(m): 10:08am On Aug 19, 2018
SIMPLYkush:
good for him, people are opening churches he is here opening devil place, next is quilox, Sheraton etc

I so hate hypocrites like you. You are so unchristian

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Politics / Re: Nigerians On Facebook Apologize To GEJ For Voting Against Him In 2015 (photos) by GlobalGisting(m): 7:30am On Aug 08, 2018
alizma:
It is a normal thing. some children will rejoice when their father spend their school fees to buy akara(beans bread) for them rather than see to their success in school. I voted for Buhari not with intention to share "national cake" but that he will rescue my country from collapsing economically and lay foundation for a strong nation where I can succeed and my children can.
Buhari till 2023
There must be a history of mental illness in ur family. Just suggesting you go check urself right away cos ur brain is over heating like my phone
Politics / Re: Wike Employs Wife Of Joseph Blankson Who Died After Saving 13 People by GlobalGisting(m): 7:22am On Aug 08, 2018
ChiefAzubuike:
In this life, you mind your business and move on with your own life. If not death might be your sorry end. What has he profited from showing that he's next to Superman? In life, its every man with him own cross.
May you never have sense in ur life. May you only meet people with the heart like u painted above. May u never find help like you said even when u need one. If you love that say ??
Celebrities / Re: Tuface Idibia Reacts To DSS National Assembly Invasion by GlobalGisting(m): 7:15am On Aug 08, 2018
AGNESikpuNNU:
Tuface the cowardly dog
Your foolishness was born with you. Why didn't you rise up to address issues. Na tuface be ur Savior? Anu mpama
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Shares His 2015 Quote On Facebook today by GlobalGisting(m): 4:49pm On Aug 07, 2018
tesppidd:
This Ogogoro man is still vomiting.

Useless man who's ministers almost stole the country into extinction under his very red & hairy nostrils.

May you Continue in ur senselessness forever and ever
Literature / ENDANGERED AFFECTION (A Poem By Mich Silversun) by GlobalGisting(m): 7:07am On Jul 25, 2018
ENDANGERED AFFECTION

On her bosom-
Lies an eternity of bliss.
The beauty of petals that blossom-
In the warm wave of peace.

Her chest wide and soft-
Like the fluffy embrace of a Panda.
On it I'd have spent eternity-
That died just before it broke.

Upon her face is the sunshine-
That awakens my soul to new light.
Her lips so divine-
Gives wing to my soul in flight.

Like dewdrops in July is her smile-
Ever moist, Ever reassuring.
And in the debt of her eye-
Lives a beauty ever resurging.

A day without her smile-
Is like a year without rain.
The memories of her glide
Causes a flutter in my stomach.

If the river ever finds the sea-
And the sun never falls into the sky-
Then shall I continue to see-
Those hips and regality in my minds eye.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Congratulates Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala On Her Twitter Appointment by GlobalGisting(m): 3:50pm On Jul 20, 2018
dhabrite:
She was in the heart of a corrupt government!!!

A circle that swndled millions of Nigerians.

I want to believe she played her part too in the scam.


What you believe doesn't matter. Haters will always believe like u believe
Celebrities / Re: Miracle Ikechukwu Igbokwe Visits Ooni Of Ife, Oba Adéyeyè Enitan Ògúnwùsì by GlobalGisting(m): 8:04am On Jul 10, 2018
decatalyst:
The boy couldn't even prostrate.



In Yoruba land, you don't stand to greet an elder not to talk of a king.

Like someone pointed out, maybe the picture was taken when he stood up.

Where has your prostrating taken you?

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Politics / Re: Ekiti Guber: Police Storm Printing Press For Fake Ekiti Election Materials by GlobalGisting(m): 7:19am On Jul 10, 2018
APC the experts in Propaganda. They beat their victims and cry the loudest. Hahahahahah. I hail una. PDP is not made in heaven shaaa. But any party worse than APC in this world has not been birthed yet...

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Romance / I Have Tried Suicide Twice! The Third May Be The End by GlobalGisting(m): 4:19pm On Jul 07, 2018
2009 My container was seized for no tangible reason. There were no contrabands, just some over zealous and corrupt custom officers working tirelessly to frustrate the efforts of sane business man. All in the container were UK used Electronics and nothing else.

I borrowed money to add to what I had to send for the goods and when it was seized, I sold all I had and even to pay back money I borrowed after fighting in futility for the release of the goods.

Then came a series of heart burning/breaking experiences. Friends who fed from me started leaving one by one, the ones I trained started leaving. No one to look up and no one cared enough to ask how I faired

I continued learning skills and trying out other talents but without connects and sponsorship, they all met a dead end. Though I never gave up.

But the one that has really brought my heart to a bowing out point is that I can't even find one girl to love me. Shortly after my business went down my girl whom I had been with for four years left on the excuse that she was not ready for Marriage. I didn't fight to stop her because I knew her reasons and fears - money is no longer available.

I took a bottle of aspirin on 16 of May 2016 but a neighbor who suspected something or can I stay God directed him to my place saw me and raised the alarm and they game me different things including coconuts water and when I came to I was told all that happened

I met this young lady in 2017 and she truly had a heart and ears meant for me and could listen to my complaints and even help out sometimes financially. I started getting inspired and even having hopes! I started going out for work (site work) making daily 3k but I'd buy medicines with all I make as I break down for weeks after the work. The lady, the only friend in my lone world, the only solace I have started changing a few months back due to she found some guy that's ready to marry her.

Again a mind told me to end this misery, I took a rope and tied on my ceiling fan and as soon as I kicked off the plastic beneath me my neighbor came to my door to ask me for light bill and thus saw me through the window, he broke my padlock and broke the door and got to me just in time.

This girl is like a light of hope to me, the only friend that has really helped me from deep within without asking anything. All I needed from her was a little more time to stabilise. Just to stay with me even if it's not possible that we marry due to genotype indifferences. I have come to love her madly and losing her is causing me as much pain as my lost business. Today she promised she'd come over as she has been promising for the past 3weeks and she yet failed.

The frustration is here again and I'm afraid I might try something to end it. I just feel writing here would help me a little. Before you think it's a movie, stop it's true life events with actual dates. I am a real person and I need advice on what to do. I'm confused, tired, uninspired, hope is dying, and I need hope.

Yes I went to school but I was doing well in business so I didn't look for work, after the collapse of my business I looked for work but met with the age Barrier and lack of experience disqualification. Better to die poor than to taste wealth and slide back to poverty.
NYSC / Re: Nigerians React To Igwetu Linda Nkechi Shot Dead By Police: 'Scrap NYSC Now' by GlobalGisting(m): 11:48am On Jul 05, 2018
EmmaOgbu:
Time for state police is now. Meanwhile, that police officer should be sentenced to death by hanging.

By hanging? Why are you this merciful? That Policeman should be sentenced to death by boiling! Fill a drum with water put him inside and just cook him till there is no life remaining in him. Or better still tie him to a car and drag him all around Abuja. Idiot police men that knows nothing other than bribe!
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze: "My Born Again Aunt Told Me That Fela Was Evil" by GlobalGisting(m): 11:41am On Jul 04, 2018
All these over zealous church goers are so annoying. Why attack Fela's lifestyle? Why attack the messenger instead of his message? Many pastors are chronic womanizers and some even smoke weed in secret. The few whose secrets come to the open are treated as saints. "Don't judge a man of God" you hear them say yet you are here judging fela's lifestyle and his concubines. All of you are hypocrites of the highest order.

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Family / Re: Husbands Cooks For His Pregnant Wife, Feeds & Pampers Her In Warri (Photos) by GlobalGisting(m): 10:54pm On Jul 02, 2018
Kastonkastroll:
Rubbish




Cooking for your wife or doing any of those nonsense am seeing above doesn't really mean you guys won't cheat on yourselves when the opportunity present � itself.


mehn all these low I.Q threads self. undecided
Bitter soul Sighted

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Fashion / Re: Woman Pulls off Wig, Sells it For N200k Infront of her Husband While Hanging(pi by GlobalGisting(m): 10:03am On Jul 01, 2018
This is the type of woman I want to Marry. I once pulled off my shirt and sold it right in a party. And my friends were callin me names. I'm a diehard business man. Come into my house and desire anything, I sell it instanta. Come tomao and it's been replaced. No time for strangle hold on any property.
Health / My Genotype Is AC Bloodgroup O- Will I Ever Marry? by GlobalGisting(m): 3:52pm On Jun 29, 2018
After trying to knw my Genotype for so long and having inconclusive results, I finally went to a teaching hospital where a White Doc ran the test and told me I'm AC. And I am also O- now the issue is, can I marry AS or it's just AA only as AC genotype is rare.

Also with O- it's almost impossible to marry O+ how do I go about this? I'm really trying to figure out why I'm so different.

Any one with same Genotype and Blood group should or who knows how or what to do about this predicament should please relate in d comment.
Celebrities / Re: Angela Okorie: Any woman that disrespects father of her child does not know God by GlobalGisting(m): 5:21pm On Jun 24, 2018
May God Bless Angela Okorie and Bless the parents that trained her.

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Celebrities / Re: Toyin Lawani Slams Women Who Celebrate Themselves On Father's Day by GlobalGisting(m): 9:29am On Jun 18, 2018
Tonto Dike leads the pack. Dunno what they trying to gain by claiming Dads

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Crime / Re: Man Kills Himself After Wife Gave Birth To New Baby In Delta State. Photos by GlobalGisting(m): 7:24pm On Jun 15, 2018
Even if na herbalist deliver the woman the cost can't be 15k talk more operation. Normal delivery in most hospitals cost as much as 70k. The fool that took his life has more in his dead head than paying of the hospital bills. Even if it's 150k, is it enough to kill oneself?
Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Most Loved Celebrities In Nigeria 2018 by GlobalGisting(m): 11:15am On Jun 14, 2018
DIYhackers:
Techno loved?
Check my signature for free browsing data
Yes Loved! You have a problem with that?
Politics / Re: 13 Famous Proverbs Of MKO Abiola by GlobalGisting(m): 8:46pm On Jun 13, 2018
Sincerely Dr. Adedovoh Deserves this kind of holiday remembrance. She died for Nigerians. She looked death right in the face and embraced it. Yet we are here talking about some politician who died several years due to the normal selfish ambition of every politician. We should grow wise as we grow up!

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Religion / Re: Tehila, Bishop Stafford Nwaogu's Daughter Dies In Gas Explosion On Sunday by GlobalGisting(m): 1:15pm On Jun 13, 2018
oluwaleokey:
First to comment
Dedicate this to myself
This type of night mare leads to madness
Celebrities / Re: Dead Ras Kimono: 7 Things You Do Not Know About The Late Reggae Artiste by GlobalGisting(m): 7:11pm On Jun 10, 2018
Your 7 facts are 7 Rumours. Receive facts

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Family / Re: Why Nigerian Husbands Kill Wives In US –investigation by GlobalGisting(m): 4:12pm On Jun 10, 2018
Gen 6:6 The LORD regretted that he had made human beings on the earth, and his heart was deeply troubled. ... Women have always been a source of grief to humanity even to their maker. Adam was peaceful until Eve came wanting to rob God of his own Apple. Daughters of Jezebel

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Romance / Re: HELP! I Get Tired Of Girls Easily by GlobalGisting(m): 10:25pm On Jun 04, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
You have gamophobia.

I don't think I'm afraid of marriage per say! I just believe maybe something is wrong somewhere.
Romance / HELP! I Get Tired Of Girls Easily by GlobalGisting(m): 2:45pm On Jun 04, 2018
Yes it may sound like a joke but sincerely it's becoming a big problem to me. I don't knw how to deal with it so I brought it here as I know there are professionals on here.
I was a very diehard lover, but my first girl friend broke my heart after 5years of our relationship. She traveled abroad and I was shattered. Went to hospital for it. Then after the experience, I found out that something in me has changed.
I discovered I no longer have that long lasting feeling for anything including girls. Now I'm very well of age to marry but each girl I meet seems to be not good enough or can I say I just get tired after a few weeks.
My fear here is that if I should follow the advise from a friend and quickly marry without dating for long and make sure the relationship is a no-sex based, what if after marriage I get tired as usual? Won't it be like a prison? Because there is nothing she will do to please me once I'm tired and I become unbearably cranky.
In d past 3 years I've had up-to 47 girl friends and non lasted more than 2 Months.
One of the girls simply told I need to see a counsellor. That I treat women especially her like an item. After the watching me sell my TV, Phone and Car and replaced them all within a year she simply eased herself out of my life and we became just friends. She concluded I change everything like I change electronics including girls.
Pls what do I do? How can I tackle this issue? Pls Good advise is needed as I also knw many others like may benefit from such advices.
NOTE: No matter how beautiful, Rich, Independent, Nice or domesticated she is, two months and I'm very tired of her.
Pls Help!
Politics / Re: Photo Of N9.2billion Stoves Bought During Jonathan's Era Kept At Abuja Stadium by GlobalGisting(m): 12:23pm On Jun 03, 2018
dplordx:
During the GEJ era, I happen to visit Abuja a dozen times to get part of my money and getting a hotel room in Abuja was insane. From Transcorp to any three stars hotels, everywhere is reserved for VIP. Sirens will be heard everywhere and there was so much stolen money in circulation. Abuja became the circus where money is been tossed around mindlessly. To be candid I hate Buhari because he has stopped that flow of money, and he's pursued all my rich politician clients to I supply for out of the country but the truth that I know deep down is if GEJ had won a 2nd term, most Nigerians will be queuing for bread and beans on the road by now as there was this insane looting. Imagine a former level five project manager in the NDCC buying two houses in Banana Island!!! Imagine a Freshly recruited Navy personally buying a whole building in Gwarimpa and boasting that the oil bunkering militants have made him very rich!!! Imagine a prostitute I used to patronize in Lagos for 5k per night landing in Abuja and getting $1000 for a bj inside an Alhajis keep. I swear no nation can ever continue the way it was under GEJ without been ruined. I just wish this Buhari monkey could fix security. Other than that, he's far better than that mad and crazy fool called Jonathan. Mind you, I became rich under GEJ and currently struggling.

Are people not cueing for bread now? That is if the cue is done in peace without the cuers being massacred by Fulani herdsdemons. What exactly is your point?
Celebrities / Re: Kizz Daniel Spotted At BBC Headquarters by GlobalGisting(m): 12:00pm On Jun 02, 2018
This young man is one of the best things to happen to Nigeria. Academically sound and Super talented. Ride on Brother. Say no to extortion, No to mental enslavement and Definitely No to ripoff labels.

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Celebrities / Re: Hushpuppi To Kemi Olunloyo: "Apologize To Linda Ikeji" by GlobalGisting(m): 3:35pm On May 28, 2018
Jonathan:
LINDA IS A SCUMBAG HYPOCRITE!

A dickstarve ldiot who is now carrying a BASTARD!

MADAM will loose her dignity (that's if she has any) if she apologized to her.



Same Thunder that fired Kemi is coming for you soon. Only that you won't be able to calculate the time like kemi did as urs will be accompanied by sango for callin an unborn baby names.

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Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Seminary In Taraba, Shoot Catholic Priest by GlobalGisting(m): 3:19pm On May 28, 2018
sarrki:


If you observe I don’t engage religious bigots and nicomphoo
May Thunder join hands with sango to fire you till you no more have life. May those same Fulani met out same measure of violence upon you, at least that would make you knw that they are the attackers. Born fool!
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson's Mother Is Dead by GlobalGisting(m): 11:56am On May 24, 2018
Ubanagum:
she don use am!
Do Wetin? Since u sabi use, why u no use ur own mama or papa or siblings too? Idiotic generation of senseless animals lacking sympathy nor empathy.

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