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Which Dele? You mean Davido's boy owns this heaven on earth and Davido himself is only declaring his assets in his songs only? Chai, this is not fair ooo, EFCC has to investigate this man for looting Davido's company. #oni'iranu. Dele Momodu is a "Style god". Kudos

PDP should have joined them, that's the only time they may stand a chance against this evil Angry People's Congress. We seem to love the corruption of PDP now more than the incorruptible Angry People's Congress. Choi...

NwaAmaikpe:


May the good Lord give them better jobs,
May he punish the stingy snitch that reported these breadwinners just because of 'settlement'.

These police officers should track that snitch down and thank him for sacking them.

I pray that they get a job with a multinational firm that pays in $ and on their way to collect the appointment letter, they are killed by a Dangote truck.

Useless Policemen.

Haha hash a haha ah, what kind of prayer is dis naa? This guy Na baadt guys oo. I was thinking ur prayer were good until I read the end part. Choi, guy you wicked. Of all that will kill dem, you come single out "Dangote Tomb raiders Trailer". Isorite

So Buhari is now the president of the APC Governors alone. I've never seen a party with so much impunity and complete disregard for the populace. How can a president refuse to address those he is leading and instead speak to a select few? When yaradua was sick, I remember obasanjo callin him and putting the phone on speaker on national TV just to prove to the people that he was not dead. Well, God is watching...

Well that's for those that use Smart Phones. I Use U11 HTC so this one is not for me.

Hey @op. Please my brother, move on. You will remain forever her prisoner. Love is a two way thing so it's very obvious she doesn't love you. Speaking from experience, I've been admitted myself for months due to resultant effects of severe heartbreak and depression. Just go and get yourself another girl and if you have a taste for true love like I now enjoy, zip up ur pockets. Only give scarcely when you knw you are not giving her so the love can live. Keep money far from love, "love is love alone" no money attached and trust God, you will find pure undiluted love and also pls be sure to give pure undiluted love.

I think seyi law is as Jobless as the Stupid Kemi. Must he reply a fool in her folly?

Nutase:
Beast of no land

You are wrong. He is a beast of Yoruba Land.

There are fifteen stupid things a Wife can do to
mess up her marriage,
I want you to check them
carefully and avoid them.
1) *DARING HER HUSBAND TO BEAT HER:*
You blocked the door way, and then dare him to beat you and see what will happen.
Lots of women have done this in the past and they end up regretting it.
It is unwise to do this.
2) *DARING HER HUSBAND TO SLEEP WITH,ANOTHER WOMAN:*
You will be making a major mistake if you dare your husband to sleep with
another woman.
You may live to regret it
3) *NEGLECTING TO DRESS RIGHTLY BECAUSE SHE IS MARRIED:*
*“I am married, who is looking at me”*
That was the defense of Mrs Layi when she was
confronted for the reason why she dressed so shabbily.
It is the mistake of most careless married women and it’s a major mistake you can make
4) *DENYING HER HUSBAND SEX REGULARLY:*
You are a career woman; you feel sex in marriage is secondary, you deny your husband your body regularly, so he is sexually starved and intimacy famished.
His Secretary, colleagues, and girls in
church are begging him to come but you padlock
your skirt.
I can see danger signal.
5) *LEAVING HER HUSBAND FOR HER FRIEND TO CATER FOR:*
*“My friend please be my eye as I travelled for this one week, help cater for my husband and my little kids”*
That was Mrs Rosa
when she made the journey she will later regret all her life.
By the time she came back her friend had
really helped her by sleeping with her husband.
She later eloped with the man, leaving her own husband
and two children.
It is very stupid to commit your husband into the hands of your beautiful and very active but Godless friend.
6) *LEAVING HER HUSBAND IN THE HAND OF HER HOUSE MAID:*
Your maid is the one that cooks,
cleans the house, and cares for the children and
your husband.
You suddenly become a lazy bone
since the arrival of the maid.
All you do is to shout
and back orders, nobody will snatch your husband
you are the one graciously giving him to those that
need him.
7) *EMPLOYING FULLY GROWN, RED BLOODED LADY AS A MAID:*
She is fully grown up and well-endowed
in the back and very tantalizing in the front.
She dresses
like an actress, cat walks like a model and that is
your own house maid?
What a mistake!
*EMPLOYING HOUSE GIRL THAT IS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN HER:*
Employing a house girl
more beautiful than them is a major technical
mistake most women make.
In the process many
of them used their money to employ a rival for
themselves. Don’t be foolish when getting a maid.
9) *USING ANALOG BRAIN TO LIVE WITH A DIGITAL HUSBAND:*
Your husband is growing; you are sitting
down at home eating. He is dressing like a guy with
jeans and face cap; you are celebrating the fact that
you are a married woman.
Your husband is on
twitter, facebook, whatshap, skype etc; the only
thing you know about phone is to receive and make
call.
Your husband is talking about stock market;
you only talk about tomato market.
He is talking
about Forex; you are talking about fruit and
vegetables.
10) *FAILING TO COMMIT HER FAMILY INTO THE HANDS OF GOD:*
A wife won’t do well if she fails to
commit her family into the hands of God regularly.
Don’t make this mistake, be prayerful, hand over
your family to God. May you never labor in vain!
11) *FIGHTING HER MOTHER-IN-LAW:*
You may fight
your Mother-in-law dirty and think you can win, you
will end up losing. Her son and herself have been
friends and lovers for years; may be before you
were born. She was the first ‘wife’ of your husband
and also the first ‘girlfriend’. Her son cannot divorce
her and she is more experienced than you in
matrimonial battles, in fact she is a veteran of many
conflicts.
12) *TELLING HER FRIENDS ABOUT HER SEX LIFE:*
When you tell your friend about your sex life she can
size you up and know whether your husband is hot
or not, whether he is sexually fulfilled or not. She
can even know your husband “turn on” and use it
against him and grab your husband. M

He is such a loyal, humble and kind friend and brother. A friend you can hide anything with and be confident it's safe even your babe. I use thus opportunity to celebrate you Saint Agada. May Money fall on you. May prosperity fall on you. May Women chase you like they chased Solomon. May you have plenty juice to mix your gene. Above all, may you live until you are satisfied with age...

So president Jonathan went to Kano state and he was welcomed even better than the current president. To the point that they made exact masks to replicate his face. This is the height of love. Ride on presido. This man can still Win if he contests in the next election.

I know of a church, Jehovah's witnesses if I'm correct, I read in an online journal that this group owns the world's biggest and most popular and most educative magazine reaching almost the whole world monthly yet you can hardly hear them make announcement of money to be donated. They don't pay tithes, nor offery. So I wonder how or what type of projects the OP is talking about. #where is my bulletproof vest..

@op, refusal to pay tithe? You are both retarded, deluded and brainwashed. Please study the Bible well.

Sincerely these pastors and their followers need instant judgement. God already said judgement will start in d church but these guys judgement need no adjournment.

raker300:
What a huge embarrassment

This is the dumbest statement I've ever read. How can a natural phenomenon be a huge embarrassment? Is earthquake an embarrassment? My dear restructure your thinking process

pterson:
Another glorified yahoo boy.

I refuse to agree with you bro. That guy is far ahead of yahoo boys. He suffered like hell. I know him personally and if you truly hear his testimonies from those that knows him, you will celebrate with him. It's like calling Timaya a yahoo boy

Favoured in what he does..., Pls what does he do?

Trust me the person wey throway na Yoruba, must be an ijebu. It's much worse if she is from Remo or Ode in ijebu. They can represent Africa in any Messing (farting) contest. Hehehehehe

God please heal them, do not allow dem die. But how can one avoid this.

There should be no excuse too under the sun for a woman to cheat or insult a man especially the husband. Idiot feminists everywhere

APC will remain the worst party in the world. Lag Mohammed will remain the greatest liar of all times. Buhari will remain the most power hungry Northerner to ever walk the Earth. If only Lala would come out to run as president in 2018, open a new party called NPPN"Nairaland Progressive Party of Nigerian, maybe just maybe he may look away from the Billions of naira lying fallow at Ikoyi building and many other undiscovered home banks.

So yesterday a team of police men from Obosi Police station mounted a road block at a sharp bend along the road. An unsuspecting couple probably returning from an outing on a bike collided with another kymco motorcycle. The couple died and the police men fled. Till this moment nothing has been said or heard from the police men. Below is an eye witness acount

An innocent victim have been lynched in Ikorodu. See full details below

God gat you buddie. You are a survivor. Only those whose emotions are dead and who do not have conscience that will never comprehend what you wrote above. Keeping on keeping the Faith.

gabinogem:
Lalastic lunch done set .... But wait ooh OP na ur bedroom be that!?

Nope. My sitting room where I use the carton temporarily till they bring my seats.

I just am still feeling somehow. Let me start from the top.

I moved into a new flat in Benin City recently. But I left my things in my other apt in Lagos. So I am still putting the House in order. I only have my electronics in the parlour but the rooms have been fixed up. I also have paid the guys making the seats but they are yet to finish up so in d interim I am using the carton of my TV to lay in the parlour while I watch TV whenever I'm home.

So this morning, I woke up said my prayers and stepped into the parlour. Opened the front door briefly and locked it, went back to my bathroom and washed my mouth. Then came back into the parlour to watch morning news.

I layed on the carton as I always do, but I was feeling some movement beneath the foamed part where I rest my head, at first I felt it was the from adjusting but on a second thought I got up to arrange it.

As I took the white foam up to shift it a little higher, lo and behold, a snake crawled out from beneath my "pillow". I felt like disappearing. I screamed snake and my cousin who came in yesterday ran out of his room and gallantly killed the snake.

Usually I don't get afraid, I killed animals and even went hunting in the past, but this was a close call. I've been so full of thanks to God. "Though I "sleep" on snakes...I shall not be bitten.

My chair must be finished tomorrow wether they like it or not. I've been patient enough.

Make Una thank God for me oo

My name is Joy, I live in Lagos. I was approached by my boyfriend some two years ago. We have been friends and he has been my music director for years so when he approached me it was not difficult for me to accept owing to the fact that I've known him for years.

After we started dating he told me we should do the no-sex before marriage kind of relationship and I accepted because it's a rare idea coming from a guy though I'm not a virgin and it's not been easy revirginzing. We kept going and it's almost two years now.

On several occasions I've asked him for a mere hug, even to walk hand in hand is a problem talk more of kisses. Though I am putting up with all of that but aside sex, a woman needs cuddling and emotional care. I figured out he totally don't understand what romance means. Now my fear is, will he be able to take care of a Woman's emotions even in Marriage? Because since we started dating he always tells me he loves me, but even a flower of 50naira I've never received from him even if I do gift him,. When ever I go visiting him (he stays with his siblings) we always make indomie to eat.

Once he was sick and had no money for drugs I bought all the drugs he needed and took to him, the next day I asked him how he was feeling and hope he had taken his medication, his reply was he hasn't, and when I probed as to why he simply responded "is it because you bought the drugs, did I even beg u for it". I smell an ingrate, but shaa I swallowed it hard.

I've never had a we-time with my boyfriend for the length of time we have dated. The worst of it all is how close he is with her younger sister, I once asked him why he is always so attached to the younger sister to the point that even when coming to see me he comes with her and even in my house I don't still have his attention, it amounted to me trying to severe him from his family, the younger sister is almost 18yrs of age, through with secondary school and sometimes when I watch him playing some rough plays with her I can't help but think incest is hiding in plain sight.

Yesterday after I closed from work I called him and told him I would be passing through his place on my way from work to discuss an issue, cos recently I've been having troubles with my Mom and I'd like him to help me crack tips on how to handle it, I got to his place and he was working (he owns a studio in his house) so I waited for him be through. After he escorted his artists he came back and started gistin with his friend. I called him on fone that it's getting late and I need us to talk quickly so I leave, instead of giving me the attention he asked me to come outside and meet them there. But I insisted I needed privacy as I told him earlier when I called, he refused to come. I left, later on chats I was forced to ask him why he holds his friends and siblings dearer than his woman, are they more important than I am and he answered with a capital "YES".

I felt deflated, as he tried to justify his answer. Truth is I am a faithful lover (even till my graduation from Uni I've had just a boyfriend) and I've been trying to justify myself for trying to keep the relationship goin but that answer keeps bringing back memories.

I don't make demands from him cos I'm working and I even try my best to send him gifts the little I can. I don't see reasons why I should be mistreated cos I love him even if he doesn't show me he loves me.

Please dear Nlanders I need candid advice, am I threading on a quagmire?

Please fellow Nairalanders, I have a situation in my relationship and I sincerely am confused. This is actually beyond my understanding that is why I decided to seek advice here.
I met my girlfriend two years and 6months ago. I really love her and asked her to be by woman which she accepted wholeheartedly. We started dating. She was a virgin and I had to wait till she is ready to allow me in which she did after a year and some months we started dating. She is very good sometimes and some other times I wish I never met her. Which is why this "2baba - what you do to me" is now my best song.
Well my major point of confusion is this. She never acts normal once her friends comes around her. Whenever any of her friends is around, she will never pick my calls. But when we are together alone, she always says she loves me. She can insult for Africa, has zero respect for me nor any other person. But I love her. The thing now is I'm in love but I'm wide awake to the fact that Marriage is a different ball game entirely and I wanna marry once. Will she change for the better in Marriage? Her Mom usually insults the dad too and sometimes I try to mirror her with her mom but she always says she can never be like her mom but the truth is she can be worse than dat. I am thinking of calling off the engagement seriously because I'm extremely emotional and soft minded. She is a complete opposite of me, friends love her cos she pretends to be nice. One last thing, she can jealous for Africa. I dashed her my phone since I had two and she has non, somehow she logged onto my facebook page, read all my chats with my fb friends, all the chats were before I met her, yet she came fought me over the chats like I have ever cheated on her. Feisty cannot define her temper. Pls mature advice.

By natural design, men and women have the urge for sex even unprovoked. A man wakes up in the morning and there is this standing ovation which he didn't cause. A woman on heat gets high as though she took some pills.
Pastors preach against it in churches even though the Bible itself did not and at no point expressly condemned it. Yes the Bible did say humans must avoid fornication and adultery as these are very serious sins committed against ones body. And the Bible also said that God always delivers his people. He provides escape route.
Biologically, lack of ejaculation has been associated with many illnesses as humans cannot direct how his/her sexual desires which gives rise to erection and accumulated cum goes.
My question is on what basis are preachers basing their condemnation of masturbation since the Bible never condemned it outrightly. Other things like cigarettes are confirmed killers. And as long as they kill it becomes obviously not good for health. Moderate Masturbation on the other hand has many health benefits so apart from the "usual" pastor's preaching which has no root in the Bible, Pls what other basis do churches have against Self help?
Oga Seun pls get this opinion to front page for a wider answers as this topic has so much importance to many smart youths in this age and time.

I am not for or against, just putting it the way a few young ones I met few days ago puts it.

After reading this I just confirmed the devil to be a woman. Why are women enemies of themselves?