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Onucs:
This Ghana people sha. Eye drop go soon expensive

What eyedrop are they sniffing again?

daughters13:
Evangelist Malakhi Dele Banjo and former deeper life member has come out in the open to publicly declare that he is officially searching for a true Christian wife.

Yes I seek a true Christian wife but the issue is that the church has been infiltrated by satan and if you go to the church to find a wife you will probably end up marrying a witch or a girl from the marine kingdom who perfectly disguises herself as a true Christian.

Even if you go to modesty churches like deeper life to find a wife, these false Christians are there as well.

So what am I supposed to do? Should I accept and take one of these witches and marines that have infiltrated the church as a wife?

That's not going to happen and that's why I am here today to publicly declare and hopefully by so doing, I will bypass the infiltrated church.

Okay, I want a Christian wife but there are rules and there are selection criteria which the girl must fulfil.

Here are the selection criteria:

1. The girl must be a practising Christian

2. The girl must be a Christian that practises absolute modesty and outward holiness (deeper life type)

3. The girl must be a Christian preacher.
For you to be my wife, you need "Lady Evangelist" attached to your name. That's the minimum standard acceptable.

4. I want a girl that preaches and not a Proverbs 31 woman. Yes, Proverbs 31 describes how a wife should be; but it is mainly about how she should be good at her domestic chores. What I seek is a preaching woman that will serve Christ and not a hard-working woman that does her chores as described in proverbs 31.

5. Whilst approaching me for marriage, the girl should not come with the belief that her body is needed carnal gratification.
Or do you believe that I am marrying the girl so that I can kiss her lips and caress her body and by so doing get double pleasure; one pleasure from the kissing and the other pleasure from the caressing?
I marry not her body but her Christian fire.

6. The girl must be a vociferously aggressive preacher that is strong and able to stand her ground for Christ even in the midst of opposition. Metaphorically, she should be a true Christian female tiger with sharp claws, sharp teeth , ferociousness and wanting to pounce for Christ.

So that's it, if you have what it takes please send me a message on my Facebook (Malakhi Banjo) so we can begin the screening process and if you pass.....L.O.L, then we can begin the courtship process.

Please note that these criteria are hard to fulfill but yet easy to fulfill. God will not compromise on righteousness and neither will I.

To conclude, there are things we want and there are things we need. You may want a wife or husband but the only person you need is the Lord Jesus Christ. And that's why the title states "True Christian Wife WANTED"


God bless
Your brother in Christ
Malakhi Dele Banjo

Why miss out virginity?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GckPJvYP4-Y

You can watch it on this YouTube channel.

Okiemute101:
Hey guyz,
I wanna sell my yaris at a giveaway price.. its a 2012 model with super sound silent engine. AC chilling, perfect interior with standard security system installed. The car manual is available just for you to know its still fairly used.... please note its a manual transmission car. First body. No repaint. 2 keys (1 remote key and spare key with keyless remote - 3 all together).


Things I fixed:
Its normal to service & change clutch plates. I did that last month.. the Gbera is sharp for F1 race sef...
Every other thing is cool.
The fuel efficiency is superb which is the real deal for this season of subsidy removal...

Just come pick up for 1.5meter kpere.
Its open for negotiations.

Location - Lagos (ikorodu)
zero-eight-zero-two-2278-836

Do you service it regularly?
Are you sure it's 2012?
1.2m?

"Mercy Chinwo @MMercychinwo sang at our service at Lekki last Sunday and the honorarium we gave was at our discretion. She made NO formal charges."By Pastor Poju Oyemade on Twitter

thelords4u:
They have never had General Manager, the business has grown bigger that it now needs a general manager. I'm going to the first GM

Take the 500k job, put in your best effort and improve the company's income.
Then, re-negotiate a higher pay..

The sky is your starting point.

Unrated900:
Engine-:98%

Gear-:97%

Legs and shorks-:78%



Actual odometer-:98k

Price-:1.550m last

Uber standard certified.

This is a perfect sharp Toyota Yaris 2008 model

I drive this car daily

The engine is top noptch very sweet engine.

With kick down selecting gear

If you are a manual lover

Then this ride is for you

If you would b coming from abuja or lokoja
Or need an inter state car.
With low
Fuel this is ur yaris


It is first body

Papers to due by December

Used by a pastor
Was just
Selling to purchase Highlander

Nothing hidden

No more stories again

Is this still available?

Unrated900:
I got 2013 going for 2.8m last not negotiable bought brand new

Please I need this

jumper524:
Good people representing their country.
Even though they are woke, they still pride themselves as Nigerians.
God bless the Yoruba rascals..

Anthony Joshua needs to learn how to throw knock-out punches from the last stylebender.

Israel threw good punch combinations and knocked out his opponent, defying the opponent's assault.

A.J. on the other hand is afraid of taking punishment during bouts.

Deeprooted:
What particularly is this used for?

It is a dryer, to absorb moisture and keep products dry during storage.

RaymondHarmony:
Breaking: Jose Peseiro has just been sacked as the Super Eagles coach following home defeat against Guinea Bissau

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The NFF Chiefs are preparing to name former Chelsea coach Antonio Conte as new Super Eagles gaffer

April Fool.

JustEducate:
.........................................................
Dear Justcurioius

Thanks for your input.

Don't be a distraction for people who genuinely want to gain information.

Regards

Are you in Estonia at the moment?

Upcomingdad67:
2million

Abuja

07019194119

1.2m??

Daddy wey dey pamper, Daddy wey dey bless...
I need some pampering this year.
Remember me too o.

This is an abysmal performance from Liverpool.
If you can't win a game, then don't lose it.
I don't seem to understand this erratic, inconsistent and underwhelming performance from the players.

What is it with Klopp refusing to substitute Salah in games he flops?

Klopp better sits up and do better with this team.

Up Liverpool. 3:1 in our favor.
Liverpool is not finished yet, there is still hope to end in the top four on the log.

It eventually ended 7:0 in favor of Liverpool.
I wish this can be replicated against Real Madrid in the Champion's League.

Life is sweet when you are winning.

quinSonia:
Good morning bros

My VENZA car ba3 usually dies after every 5/6days then I have to restart it with a Neigbor own

Is this normal
The car is not even up to a month ?


They suggesting that I should get a new ba3?

Don't buy another battery yet.

Let the electrician check and fix the earth wire, if not there.

Test the alternator if it's producing the right voltage to charge the battery.

Originakalokalo:
How do I get fuel for my generator from my car?

.I tried using hose, it didn't work.

How can I get fuel from my fuel line in the engine?
Is it safe?

Petrol stations are not selling into Jerry cans.

.... Black market is also very expensive.

Fill your tank, then get your mechanic to drain the fuel manually using a hose into a keg, then fix back the fuel pump and car seats.
Head back to the filling station to refill your tank.

delan40:
Hi brothers, my car battery drain overnight. 2008 lexus GS 350. This has been happening for weeks now. Thanks in advance

Get your electrician to fix the earth wire in it(a black thick wire)

Please my car started stalling again after driving it for a 20- minute journey.
It was in the afternoon and the temperature gauge went up close to the middle while the fan was working.

It is a Corolla 1996 model.

Can someone help me solve this problem permanently?

I also need thick positive wires (8 yards)and Dextron 4 gear oil, in case anyone has for sale.

Liverpool are getting things right again.
I wish they can sustain this momentum for some time.

Just the way I love it.

stanbell2014:
Please I would like to know which country is flexible to relocate with my family apart from Canada and what's the best way for me to begin?

Have you relocated?

lazynairalander1:
Last week I had an interview for a data analyst teaching job, after series of interview process which includes.
Analyzing data with Excel and BI
Extracting and cleaning data with Python &SQL
Modeling, analyzing and visualization with R.
Though my Python prowess wasn't that good but I was told that what they needed is a data analyst who can handle R very well and I really impressed in that aspect.

I showed my data analysis projects on the above software excluding Python. Then we went to oral interview which led to the salary part. I was asked to name my price.
I told them to give me a breakdown on how many days I will be coming to work because I learnt it will be part time teaching job, the interviewer agreed to mail me my schedule.

I was hoping it will be weekend (like Friday evening, Saturday & Sunday) only for me to realized it will be Mon-Thur (that's not part time, I told the manager or so).
The worst part is that they are willing to pay me 10k/week for the job and I will be paid each week I come to work which means it's only the weeks the students avail themselves that I will teach and be paid.

Those tech pay such ridiculous amount or am just unlucky?
What am I expected to do with 10k weekly?
Transport?
Data?
Food?
Electricity?
What exactly?

I was furious though and I am still furious.

Teach and train 100 people these skills online and see yourself smile to the bank at the month's end.

mariahAngel:
Picture source: Instagram

Mum

mariahAngel:
You most preferred nko?

Titus( Alaran)

mariahAngel:
Which of these fishes would you delete?
Which one is your most preferred?

Picture source: Instagram

Shawa

2saviourfriday9:
Today i bought mine N350 location ikot ekpene road uyo at NNPC filling station

How can Nnpc be selling above the official price?
Is it a mega station owned by Nnpc or the private-owned filling station with just Nnpc logo?

What does Klopp teach these lads during training?
Can't he see how the Brentford players swarmed around his keeper to cause some him some psychological upset before going for the corner kicks.

Liverpool's attack and defence were exposed tonight. There's urgent need for Klopp to change tactics, because it seems his style has been figured out.

Liverpool have been labouring in vain all evening.
There is need for the coach to reshuffle this team.

Demarai Grey's solo effort neutralized all efforts of Manchester City today at the Ethihad.

May we not labour in vain in life.

This City's arsenal seems inhexaustible, thanks to luck for coming through for Everton at City's slaughter slab.

Motorola Moto G Stylus 5G.