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Yes I can categorically confirm that Aregbesola slapped Fashola and Fashola turned the other cheek for the second slap.
This is obedience to the scripture

My best Cypher list

1. Bembe (e wa fun mi ni visa )
2. Raski
3. Zaaki
4. Eedris

Men these guys can so wrap.

Chai, Someone wants to prepare to chop Ileya meat and he is asking for date. Oga gan ooh .

Anyways, i trust my muslims friends and neighbours sha, they always perform.

You know there is something different about the Ileya meat and i look forward to it cos its so delicious

22million Naira per meter, 

Why are you all complaining , I walked on the bridge and floors were made of Gold and decorated with arabian diamonds

Oh Fashola, you are a rare gem 

And Bros Jona wants to start selling petrol for 150Naira, so they can be constructing more roads @ 22million per meter

What a question.

She already has the best gift , Me

"I am one of you"
" I never put on shoes"

Fresh Bombings
Fresh Sacking of Appeal court Justice
Fresh Jury over his case (in court) with opposition party
Fresh Pump Price
Nigerians must get ready for more FRESHNESS  

Fresh Air

Mediocrity in action just few hundreds of Mega watts on top what we had before and now someone is making noise

South Africa:

30million people, 40,000MW, expansion to 80,000MW in view (Needed capacity = 40,000MW)


Nigeria:

150million people, 4,242MW, expansion to 6,000MW in 8years (Needed capacity = 40,000MW)

My Say abi ?

1. I Visit Morufu my mechanic every month to change Stabilizer linkage of my car, shock absorb-er every 6months, bushings and bearings every 3weeks.
2. I Visit Kareem my panel beater, to adjust my exhaust and change the rubber holding the exhaust every week

I can only blame the witches and wizards in my village for all these visits abi

Its a shame Arsenal is to blame for all this wahala.

They have been reviving Nigerian players careers each time they play with thier clubs

Recall:

Arsenal Vs West Brom, Osaze (a brace)
Arsenal Vs Birmingham (carling cup final), Obafemi
Arsenal Vs Blackburn , Yakubu

Hope Arsenal will not play with portsmouth or Eyimba soon

Gunners for Ever

This got me thinking, Am I really stupid 

No joor 

@ Poster

Let me encourage you by responding to your topic. More than 100 views and yet no response, have you asked yourself why?

I will tell you.

You have not produced a film before and yet you criticized a young lady doing great stuff. If you don't like the movie, that's your opinion and please keep it to your self and stop rubbishing what someone took time to accomplish.

Rev Ukpai

One of the reason why i love this man is that he found his calling as an evangelist and he stood with it. In Nigeria, you see many evangelists pastor a church. The five fold ministry is clear, men like Reinhard Bonkke and his likes really inspires me a lot. An evangelist has not business pastoring a church except of course he also has a pastoral calling upon his life.

Mend Vs Bokos

Nigeria We hail thee
Our home and Native Land
Though Tribe and Tongue Maybe differ
In[b] Brotherhoood [/b]we stand

Endowed with a unique voice, at last, Timi drops his first album. I cant stop listening to his songs. This album is for lovers of good music with decent content. Its a fresh breath from what we hear these days. If you have listened to the songs,  Please share your comments:

Track List
1. Intro
2. Let It Shine
3. The Woman I Love
4. I Love You
5. Heaven Please ft MI
6. Is It Over ft Joan Ekpai
7. Love Song
8. Raise the Roof ft Cobhams
9. Love Of My Life
10. So Beautiful ft Elvis Larri
11. There’s a Cry , My Favorite
12. I Love You (Remix) ft Jesse Jagz

Nice Job Jona, please lets consult Atom Ant 

1 Corinthians 6:13 ""Food for the stomach and the stomach for food"--but God will destroy them both" (NIV)

But I will eat these ones first before God destroys them  

Though I have never been a fan of OBJ.

But this step of his is highly commendable. This is what elder statesmen should be doing instead of inciting chaos. Recall the eldest son of the slain sect leader said this is the first time a high profile personality in Nigeria visited them. Am sure the family were highly elated by this move.

Hate OBJ or love him, this move is in the right direction.

Nice thread

1. If you drop something in the market and you bend down to pick it up, you will see ghosts walking without legs, am still scared to try it 
2. If you walk over the legs of a pregnant woman sitting on the floor, the baby will resemble you 
3. If you draw a line on the sand, you will fall sick.
4. If a boy touches a girl, she will get pregnant. 
5. If you point a torch in the sky, you will die (did it several times) 
6. If you spit on the floor and someone walks on it, you will have sore throat

Guys , this is becoming unbecoming oh  

Let the VC order the chemical and electrical department to come up with chemical/electrical weapons to attack the Bokos

Seriously, things are getting serious here oh.

I sidon dey watch the next scene

Guns ke? We want to become tabon tabon nation.

Please CAN should not tempt some of us oh. I have my target list of former and present leaders already, please dont tempt me

Common Guys, Nigerians are wise people.

They voted Jona cos he is one of them ,  one of who? Abeg Abeg Abeg
They voted Jona so that Dame can improve on her spoken 'Engrish' and poise  
They voted Jona cos he had no shoes, only God knows how many shoes he has now
They voted Jona cos he has luck and luckily, Ghadaffi is in Kano , Luckily Nigeria is now a terrorist State, Luckily all the Wikis are leaking  
They voted Jona cos, Can some please continue abeg

OMG!!
So we now have electricity in Nigeria and I didnt know, where have I been?
Somebody please wake me up

@Poster

Os cof Nigeria can be developed in 18months, my 18month old daughter is fully developed and ready for marriage

Develop ko, Idagba soke ni

@Poster

If you are in a position to help someone, please go ahead and do it, irrespective of who the person is and what you stand to gain from the person. If you are christian, remember the bible didn't say you will reap where you sow. Anyway, God will not send money to anybody, but He will use people like you and I meet each other's need.

Help her now if you can and i bet you too will not lack help when you need it.
Think about it.

But why do all governors play football
They should try  water-polo, gymnastics, Taekwondo, Karate and my favorite Kick-boxing  

It will be a good experience to kick some of them for real

I also watched the interview with Pastor Ladi Thompson, please read his closing remarks below. The man is very deep and knows a lot about the terrorism in Nigeria

"If the federal government refuses to handle the present terror effectively, this might the last president of the federal republic of Nigeria "

There is good in every evil.

Its a good thing that our Bokos Brothers are helping us to wake up and take initiative on national security from Database perspective. Next, we must harmonize this database with births, deaths, SIM registration, insurance policies etc to have a robust data intelligence on all Nigerians.

And these data must be guarded by OPC, Bakassi , Arewa and other vigilante Groups to guide against sabotage

Good Initiative, nice concept.

But before we say "Praise the Lord" lets remember that few years ago under this same PDP leadership we all registered for the National Identity card and one man ran away with the money and nothing was done and it became a failed project.

The National Identity card was supposed to be the bedrock even for this driver's license, plate number and many other data. I have seen the figures for the  new licence and plate , and I think they are quite expensive, but its OK.

Lets just pray that this wont be another 'White Elephant' project to further perpetuate wastage and corruption.

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Os Cof we are the Giant in Africa, no other african nation surpasses us when it comes to Corruption and empty headed leaders