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I got poked.

I went ballistic.

I took off the fools head though and got banned.

Crazy ass mods ban like nairaland is like some sort of heaven. E-diots

To get heart breaking our SIMPle brother got text heartbreak to 121. Subscription cost #50

For more of the op stupidity text mumu to 131

Sounds like what a friend talked about.

You toasted a girl and a moment later, she asks for money.

No self dignity

MufasaLion:
Canada's laws on divorce is very bad bro!
I was reading a man's divorce case and I pitied him.

My friend is now a dignified houseboy. Guy used to be something else and I was called in to settle their differences. As them enter Canada....Bro brain reset to default factory settings

MufasaLion:
LMAO
It always end it tears. Most of those broads do turn against men afterwards.

Yeah and a matter of worry.

I have a friend who became a Saint to the wife the moment they relocated to Canada.

Women are treated with utmost respect to the detriment to men.

Court cases favours the women

MufasaLion:
Exactly!
Once a lady can open up and admit to you that she's feeling you, stress no more. No simping will occur. Tou gonna even be more in control. Don't be quick to profess your love to a lady. That's a bad move.

But some boys believe you have to buy Berlin and bring it to Nigeria just to please a woman. Damn!

Or you take her from Nigeria to Berlin

iamtardey:
I really don't understand why ladies can't tell a nigga they love tho... It's bullsh*t

That's the reason I wondered about their age. I have met ladies who tell you straight up how it is

How old are you and your girl?

From this point onwards, if a lady cannot be up front concerning her emotions, one cannot afford to waste time second guessing

mascot345:
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Ok Bro. What's your location?

Onitsha


You can make up your mind based on your budget. Let the other baker hold you by the hand and walk you through the process.

Best regards

mascot345:
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Ok thank you so much for the insight. I really appreciate.

Don't mention.

I can hook you up with someone with over 40years experience. He was my go to guy before I lost my dad. Had to shelf the plans and bury my dad.

mascot345:
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Good mixer and a good oven is how much?

The #8m ..... Shebi delivery van inclusive.

The #8million is without delivery van.

Please explain more.
Wow too much money.
Thanks bro. I appreciate.

I almost opened one, 2years back. Precision oven is about #3m. Industrial mixer #1.3. Then the choice of van is yours

But get something straight here.
If you want to scale quickly. The mixer and oven cannot be compromised. The quality of the bread is determined by the mixing, recipe and baking temperature.

The slicer and other things can be sourced or managed.

You need to register for Nafdac, CAC etc.

Wow.

It's not as simple as that.

For men, sex is sex, and relationships are relationships, and the two do not necessarily overlap. Thus, a man who casually cheats may do so without feeling a significant degree of emotional connection to a mistress, while a woman who cheats could see things differently, with sex and emotional connection intermingled in ways that make compartmentalization more difficult.

In other words, women view sex as a whole package romance, outing, being in love and being in a relationship. For men its an act.

Women forgive men easily because the men just had an act. It's not like the men fall in love, or wants to start another relationship or something. The word to look out for is love. Women are concerned that men can sex but falling in love is a big No

mascot345:
My friend wants to know the cost of starting a bakery business.

Just good bread with good taste.

Please anybody with good idea?

Thanks.

You need a good mixer and a good oven.

You need a delivery van

Space.

You need #8m minus land.

Ilamina:

Your Tüshy needs to be pumped.

Get that sorted out.

So you can reason well. It's obvious you are hot.

If you dey here.

We die here

Everybody dey catch for Nairaland.

Seun, you see your life?

Ilamina:
I never thought I will, until now

They play football in university
Have muscles and all.

I used to condemn demi Moore for dating Ashton Kutcher

Now I understand her struggle

The way I visualised you, you will be fine asf

Ilamina:
I have pride in myself

I understand you perfectly.

My dear, invite one over and let him smash you

When life becomes difficult to live, a merciful death should be a dignified way out. Pointless pain and suffering can be so cruel

If it was, I will be surprised

The religion of PISS is at it again.

See how people are running away from their fatherland. These Taliban share the same ideology as boko haram.

People are displaced every day from their ancestral lands and the government of the day is handling the matter with kids gloves.

The religion of PISS indeed!

The first time I heard these words was from Mike Murdock, some twenty odd years back, you naysayers can well check him out. A wise man at that.

Loving a woman and marrying her in the African context is unfair to the womanfolk. Yeah. She is mainly an unsung hero in the house.

She is first and foremost, one that nurtures the foetus from the womb, straight to the cradle down to the kitchen....

She is a super hero. Her job description is rather too much in the African context. She must be a good cook, she must be a working class lady, a class teacher, a motivator, friend, sister, plays the role of the absentee father, a diplomat, a lover and to top it all, she must be a slut to her husband or the husband get his piece of action elsewhere.

But the primary reason for falling in love in its most unadulterated form is simply companionship. Nothing more nothing else. She is supposed to look sweet for you alone. That's why you wanted her in the first place not to transform her to an old woman

If you need to do laundry get a wash man, so also when you need food, get a cook. I knew a family where the woman never entered kitchen. Believe me, today she is 90+.

Rather than insult, the messenger, critically study the message.


Our body is actually like a car. If you drive it roughly, you ain't getting another. So don't abuse it. Don't abuse your wife with excess child bearing looking for male child, don't put her through undue stress doing so many chores.

Help her to last.

My dear male folks. While taking care of your families, find time to pamper yourself......e get why and this life too short


To the so called redpillers............I laugh in derision

What I like about the whites is the class and maturity they handle matters.

But regardless of these seeming façade these agents and players put up, case in point....the G.O.A.T......I guess you all know who, it's always about the score.

Money is the score card. That's all they all care about.

abercrombie:
she knows I really do care for her,but I guess she's seeing someone else's.... thanks dude

This is a really big accusation here. Do you have proofs? At 25, a woman needs to know where her life is going. So cut her some slack. You can be rest assured that she will be getting lots of offers. She is at the flower of her youth. If you mean well for her, which I feel you do, you need to set her mind at rest.



Now for the ever present elephant in the room: Are you financially capable? It's a expensive affair running an affair as well as feeding and maintenance. Marriage expenses and looking after your kids.

Arrange yourself well. Marriage is not for the slothful

Guy, why would you wanna chicken out from her? Suppose she made a mistake. If you really want to be with her then this matter should not have been an issue.

You can't be digging a lady and she would not consider marriage.

I guess she meets your spec. Just see her peeps and do the needful

writetopoker2:
OK, good idea.
But once she is bent on something, its as good as done. But will do as you said

Hey....


There is another way.....

The way of compromise.

Work through your issues.

It seems like she means a lot to you.

Just communicate with her.


Best regards

writetopoker2:
If I wanted the group I won't be here, even I can still organize it if I wanted too I have guys.

But this is a friend we both kept secrets and shared deep affections and have several other positive vibes together with and I feel so relaxed with our friendship but in as much as I initially wanted the 3some I strongly value the friendship, because I know once the 3some happens the friendship is gone or won't be strong anymore or both of us won't value each other. So my interest is the friendship than the pleasure

Fine.

Relay this message to her.

Let her know you value her friendship and that you fear the impact the sex would have on your relationship

Seriously, dude.....what the Bleep FŪCK?....(Nairaland bots be cramping my style)

What do you really want from this lady?

From the look of things, she has no value to offer you. So what's there to cherish. If it's the groupie you want then go for it

So what's the reason behind your backing out?

Women hates a guy that turns down their sexual advances.