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Shït just went sideways.

Is this cartoon not supposed to be rated R

Semaj77:
Till it forms what ?

Typo.....foams

Is that supposed to be a question?

Mr Efulefu1. Both of you should conduct all night prayer vigil naked and make sure you don't have erection and lefelendum.

See question.

Op. Mr Pussypounder has advised you accordingly. Take your meds and pound a pûssy till it forms.

TheGidRedpiller:
So yea, i'm 10th of october and yea the photo below is a legshot of me which is also my new profile picture but NO i'm not jumping up and celebrating like i would paint the street red anytime soon if i had the means.

Over the years i have learnt that Happiness is not a feeling, its a state of mind, you don't need something to get you happy, you have to be happy within you by default. I lost this special character years ago and since then its always seemed like something external has to compensate my internal state to make me happy but all of this is all in my head and i keep lying to myself!

I'm taking this stuff to the next level, i'm not gonna let some biittch destroy the life of another boy and then end him up like me, i have been working on something since last month that i went off. One of them is getting a better stressfree conversating interface between me and men out there which is currently in my signature now...

Still Typing...

With the bullshit you vomit from your deranged maggot infested brains, one would have expected you could afford to get a good kicks but no you have to show off this broken toe.

CUMIN:
Who told you Nigeria had never experienced natural disaster...those rock formation around Nigeria .

How did they form?

Tell me when and where since Nigeria became an entity, we have had a volcano. I need an answer quickly.

Volcanic eruption is one of the natural disasters Nigeria has never experienced.

But the disaster we have in the persons of the boko haram, bandits and unknown gunmen is definitely on another level of destruction


Even more deadly is the leadership of the country.

There is a proverb that goes like this:

When a great Iroko tree falls even an old woman can walk past it

Well if that's you in your profile picture... Then you get a big future behind you

Maybe she throws up in revulsion.

A WhatsApp call though. About 4hours plus.

Like you rightly said: truth does not matter, perception is the reality.

As a person that have been in this institution called marriage for over 15years, here is my candid advice....

Value character above beauty. Beauty fades.
Character doesn't.

Any man that wishes to go far needs a stable home, and most times, it's the woman that guarantees this.

The Good Book says,
It is better to live in a corner of the housetop [on the flat roof, exposed to the weather]
Than in a house shared with a quarrelsome (contentious) woman.


You should review your expectations on the subject matter that concerns the beauty of your lady.

The thing is this.....If she meets up to 70% of what you want, you have struck gold.

Let me reveal a little secret. You train yourself to love someone. It's an action. It's something you do every day and voila...you are in love

While you are at it.....build on your communication. Nothing beats communication in building a home.

Babaijeshaa:
Thank you sir. But this particular girl is 26 and I'm 27 . Is that age too small for marriage? And what are some of the experiences?.

Do you want to spend the rest of your life checking up on a woman that sleeps over in a man's house when you get married?

The thing is: do you want to have hbp over a woman you don't trust?

Marriage is not a walk in the park

Nairaland na cruise

Mehn, you hear all sorts of bullshit.

Guy, take that lady to another hospital.

I smell lies.

Can you explain how you became fairer as you grew older?

I have a lot of reservation about these IPOB allegations....it just doesn't add up.

However, what is certain, is that it is obvious the south east axis is gradually been turned into dangerous battlefield.

A High ranking man was killed days back and the ideology behind this killing or whatever it is sinks

A country that's Is suffering from financial mayhem rather than spend money on investment and financial gain borrows to implement capital projects on borrowed funds.

A broke individual would not borrow money for frivolity but to get himself out of the financial decay. This is just common sense.

Someone would come and argue that the government in this instance invested on education...

How do it add up on in the grand scheme of things?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Grab my weed to read tales

Do you have a big ass bunny

patrickmuf:
At the bolded, it shows you really understand football...He tries to be too clever and sometimes, it backfires...

You be guy wey get eye

Mangekyo:
The bolded
The decision to play messi in the middle was made by pep. It had nothing to do with Messi's preference

For the second bolded, this happens to everyone. E.g it happened to tuchel in our last match against city. He used a formation that we've never used this season and barely even used last season. A 3-5-2 formation with 2 strikers upfront, that is. Because it did work against Tottenham in the second half, tuchel thought it could work against city, I mean we all did. Las Las the players weren't too familiar with it and we paid the price at home against a city that used their simple and normal formation 4-3-3. We should never have changed, but it shows that tuchel over thinks too

About the Messi playing in the middle. Have you read Ibrahimovic's memoir? Do read that. Thank you.

Your second point doesn't change the fact that Pep knows his onions

Pep has my Unalloyed respect as a all time coach. He is up there in the top 5 best. Carlo Ancelloti and Mourinho.

The title is actually misleading. Pep is dead serious about his job. He wants cold results from his players.

This can be seen from his past. Ibrahimovic had issues with Pep because Messi wanted to play in the middle. Messi delivered trophies too that the same year he played in the middle with the holy grail of football...the champions League.

The debate about who is the G.O.A.T in football has been over flogged. These are different players with different strengths. No point arguing whose better.

Among the two: Anyone can be a CR7 but that comes with monster and unparalleled dedication. Good luck with that.

Messi is naturally gifted. But imitating him would be difficult too.

That been said. Pep understands and reads the game very well but he over tinkers with his team

BonPatrick:
How please explain I love that girl so much I also do whatever she says but I feel bad when she goes out to see another guy though we are both students

That's what you get when you are at this age.

If you have the chance to smash better smash.

I was adviced years back, and it should be applicable here. Make lots of friends now male and female alike. If possible make more female friends. You are still immature to handle heart break that observing covid -19 protocol

Just know you are dating yourself

Let me clear my throat