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Celebrities / Re: Romanus Amuta Is Dead! (Natty Of 'New Masquerade Fame' Dies At 79) by Goddard(m): 10:28pm On Feb 09, 2022
When they start getting older, they begin to look wretched. Nollywood, you can do better to safeguard the retirement years of your veterans, please.

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Sports / Re: How Super Eagles Celebrated Their Win Against Sudan (Video) by Goddard(m): 7:39pm On Jan 16, 2022
"I say na who clipped the wings of eagles"

That song by Austino Milado that ended up earning him an SUV from Papilo.

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Sports / Re: Super Eagles Squad Arrive In Cameroon For AFCON (Video) by Goddard(m): 8:59am On Jan 06, 2022
They will do well, if they are able to keep up with the pharaohs of Egypt in their opening game.

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Music/Radio / Re: Morien – Terminator (video) by Goddard(m): 11:59am On Dec 16, 2021
Yinksy09:
This is nice. It was amazing watching the video while using my oraimo freepods 3. The earbuds has good bass.

That palm of yours, it's either you're a mechanic, a truck driver or a chronic smoker.
grin
Music/Radio / Re: Morien – Terminator (video) by Goddard(m): 11:56am On Dec 16, 2021
BrickDevo:
you dey hear wetin your imagination dey cook, song is original and catchy, no be today the guy start, i saw him on mr.funny ig page where he did a song for endsars protest, and i have to check him up, the guy is good his songs are spiritual, the only thing he needs more is exposure.

"His songs are spiritual". I nearly wanted to attack you concerning your above statement but I quicky realized there is the negative and positive supernatural (spiritual).
Investment / Re: See How Much I Got After Opening My Piggybank (Kolo) by Goddard(m): 10:31am On Dec 10, 2021
GAZZUZZ:
[color=#550000]In January I bought the kolo box , I was motivated by stories I had read online after opening to find some HUGE savings cheesy

So I followed suite, can't remember but Im guessing I bought the box ₦15,000 and I started .

When I close I put all my 1k change into the box, these days every one run cashless transactions, so there were weeks I would literarily have nothing to put inside sha.

Dec is here , could not wait till 31st make i see how much i don cover.

To count curled up money no easy o! Took over 1hr but finally counting could begin


Final count ₦257,000 actually ₦258,000 my baby was helping to count and Japan with 1k grin

This is how I opened it.

Money is now with madam, will reseal box in the office and continue till 2022 Dec in Jesus name, insha Allah.

Thanks for reading


Mr President said every Nigerian citizen is owing 71k.
It's not bad to pay yours now and exonerate your generation from unexplainable debt.

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Fashion / Re: Petra Emechebe Emerges Winner Of Miss Orumba South Pageantry by Goddard(m): 6:03pm On Dec 08, 2021
I wonder how that contestant on pink managed to make it to top three.

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Travel / Re: Which Country Have You Visited? by Goddard(m): 3:44pm On Dec 07, 2021
1). Nigeria
2). UAR
3). Biafra
4). Oduduwa Republic
5). Niger Delta
6). United Northerners Republic (UNR)
Events / Re: Couple Serves Snake And Crocodile At Wedding Reception - Photos by Goddard(m): 10:34pm On Dec 05, 2021
alanto:

I been want make you enjoy the thread o but since you want to go there.
I grew up admiring Tinubu as a leader. He’s strong, smart and loyal. He treat his people well. Doesn’t discriminate and above all he work for the people. I don’t know any other politician I could say all those about. Maybe Awolowo and MKO but even theywere not perfect. Between me and you you know that if you were not paid to discredit Tinubu you will also be singing his praise. Matter of fact you guys are the only people that has something bad to say about Tinubu, his personal, loyalty or ability to govern. Besides y’all I don’t know any other person whom think in such manner. Reason being there’s no other politician in Nigeria that we can trust. You are rooting for Osinbanjo but you have never seen him govern but we have both seen Tinubu govern and his work speaks for him. I don’t need anyone to pay me to campaign for Tinubu. I just have the feeling that if Tinubu touch Nigeria many things will change. In form of policy and physical development. How long did it take OBJ to clear or debt and put our economy on the right path? Imagine what a Tinubu can do!
Just my opinion.
Enjoy your thread, enjoy your crocodile (shouldn’t that be alligator?) and enjoy your snake. I see you are already invited lala. Me I will pass sha.

You mean Tinubu? wink

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Sports / Re: Dennis Emmanuel Ranked 4th Most In-Form Player In Premier League by Goddard(m): 3:58pm On Dec 04, 2021
Joebayo217:
Better pass dis over hype oshimen

It seems you didn't watch the game between the super eagles and Cape Verde. Which other player was playing well in that game apart from Osimhen?

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TV/Movies / Re: Which Movie(s) Comes To Your Mind When You See This? by Goddard(m): 11:23am On Dec 03, 2021
Mr. Ibu
Politics / Re: 2023: What I Said When Asked To Predict Next President – Pastor Adeboye by Goddard(m): 11:20am On Dec 03, 2021
Your post depicts how much you detest men of God. I don't have problem with that.
But if you can't call your dad or grand dad "liar" then you shouldn't call Pastor Adeboye liar.


BBBmall25:
Fake god of men! Only God knows how much I detest these fraudsters them. Listen how he stylishly predict so that tommorrow if it happen, his sheeples will come here and disturb my peace. RUBBISH! Nobody asked you any bulshit LIAR!
MODIFIED: Their children want finish me with quotes o!... I don't care, swallow the bitter truth!

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Business / Re: Man Tries To Commit Suicide In Banking Hall After Fraudsters Withdrew His Money by Goddard(m): 10:52am On Dec 03, 2021
Yea, they never have rest!



Dailymice:
A lot of fraudsters have blood hanging on their head; you scam someone and the person commits suicide and you think life would be normal again for you or your generations? You have a curse on your head already.

That yahoo guy on Nairaland called Slawormiir probably has a lot of innocent blood of victims he had scammed who committed suicide on his head. Don't envy fraudsters, they NEVER have REST!
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Visits Children’s School For Christmas Play by Goddard(m): 8:26pm On Dec 02, 2021
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JackDaAlienz:
This is Righteousness Son below

His father could not attend Christmas play
He was in the Motor Park Preaching Doom
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Model, Favour Umeike Who Fought For Admission For 6 Years Graduates by Goddard(m): 10:57pm On Nov 21, 2021
She probably began seeking admission in the department of Medicine in UNIPORT. When she couldn't get, she tried pharmacy, nursing, biochemistry, microbiology before she finally settled in B.Ed Biology.
Congrats!
Food / Re: Bush Rabbit We Killed by Goddard(m): 9:23am On Aug 21, 2021
GOTVee:
sad As a born again Christian who is meant to speak the truth at all times, any Christian who eats Bush meat will end up in hell fire and will never rest in peace. This is the commandments of our lord in the Bible sad

Brother or Sister, you're a born again Christian actually, no doubt, but you're not led by the Word.
Crime / Re: Nine Suspected Cultists Arrested In Oyo During Handover Ceremony by Goddard(m): 11:36pm On Aug 19, 2021
Danjikanbauchi:
Rascals, shot them on their scrotum at close range. grin cheesy

;-)
Too bad!
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Defends Taliban, Mocks U.S by Goddard(m): 9:59am On Aug 17, 2021
So gay marriage is the only problem this man could single out.
What about other numerous ills associated with Taliban rule?
Imagine sacking numerous female bank workers within just 24 hours, Ordering sit-at-home for female students and yeye Amnesty.

Why then are Afghans leaving in their hundreds?
If the Western Civilization tell you to become gay, you no fir use your head?
No be this same Nigeria refused to sign gay bill into law during Jonathan's regime?

Well, I don't like this Reno of a man.
Mtchew!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Taliban Announces ‘amnesty,’ Urges Women To Join Government by Goddard(m): 9:53am On Aug 17, 2021
Amnesty?
That's the advertisement part of hell.
Politics / Re: Jones Onyereri Foundation Empowers Imo Youths, Doles Out Cash by Goddard(m): 9:51am On Aug 17, 2021
AchalugoNwa:
Onyeririeri grin

This man from Okorocha constituency

politicians are what we call in Igbo
weta isi welu isi (Anambra dialect)
nothing goes for nothing for an average politician


Bring head, take head bro.
Wete Ishi bia were Ishi (Imo dialect)
Gbagama udaku gbagama (Taliban dialect)
It is well.

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Religion / Re: Why Do I Always Forget My Dreams Before Waking Up From Bed? by Goddard(m): 12:08am On Apr 25, 2020
If you sleep and have a dream only to wake up and you can't remember it anymore. What you should do is to pray in tongues (if you have received the baptism of the Holy Spirit, you should). Pray for about 15 to 20 minutes and it will play itself in your spirit like you're still in the dream, from beginning to end.

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Religion / Re: What Does The Bible Say About Masturbation? by Goddard(m): 11:08pm On Apr 12, 2020
There are few things you need to do if you really want to break from the jinx.

1). You must make a decision within yourself to come out of it (you must've made a lot of decisions yet found yourself back in).

2). After you had made the decision, you must back it up with action. Philippians 2 vs 12 said, Work out your salvation with fear and trembling. You must join a Christian community, maybe a church, a fellowship - a good Christian gathering. Here, you will have the opportunity to give your life to Christ, get baptized with water and also receive Holy Ghost baptism. You will pray and study the word with the brethren during prayer and Bible study gatherings and they will help you with audios that will renew your soul and enable you pray on your own. This Christian community gatherings will enable you not to stay alone most of the time. You'll be engaged in one thing or the other. You may also have some roles to play in the fellowship as a new convert but trust me, it will be worth it. It will enable you to be doing something at all times because the devil will always come to check your progress with various thoughts.

3). You can confide in a Christian brother from the gathering. He will help you by paying visits, calling your line and or praying/fasting alongside you (my pastor told me how he did 3 days dry for someone that boldly confided in him, now the young man is free from captivity)

4). You will fast (6 - 12 or so) as much as you can handle in a day, study your Bible and pray for God's intervention. Please pray in the spirit during your fasting. Thirty minutes to 1 hour will be okay for a start.

5). Finally, be consistent with this routine. This is the most difficult part because the devil never rests. He will always come to check on you.

I pray God will give you the strength to beckon on him because He's always ready to hear you.
Car Talk / Re: Innoson Shares 1000 Bags Of Rice, Gifts Anambra An Ambulance- PICTURES by Goddard(m): 10:35pm On Apr 12, 2020
seunmsg:


We should appreciate him for the donation. You don’t expect him to provide 3m bags of rice. The 1000 bags he donated can actually feed over 6000 people for about three months. That’s very commendable as far as I’m concerned.


1kg of rice will feed 6 persons for a breakfast, dinner or lunch.

1 bag of rice is 50kg. 1000 bags is 50,000 kg.
Therefore 50,000kg will feed 300,000 people for BDL (breakfast, dinner or lunch).
Now divide this figure by 3, you'll discover that 100,000 people will be fed a day if they eat only rice (B, D and L).
Divide this figure by 30 (days in a month) you'll have 3,333.33. Hence, 3,333 people will be fed for a month if they eat rice B, D and L.

He has done well, Simple!

Meanwhile call/WhatsApp your Dietitian for expert advice. 08136491737
Health / Re: Governor Obiano Transformed Onitsha General Hospital (Photos) by Goddard(m): 12:16am On Apr 10, 2020
shocked
Someone should tell the Anambra State HMB that it's DIETETICS
not DIATETIC.

Olorun!
Romance / Re: Why I Vowed Never to get married ( A Nairalander) by Goddard(m): 9:32pm On Oct 07, 2017
The question is this; for how long do you intend to remain single?

Your decision is not the best at all if you're still interested in getting married.
Fashion / Re: Tolu Ayeni, FUNAAB Model Goes Topless For Nigeria At 57 (Photos) by Goddard(m): 4:39pm On Oct 02, 2017
where is this one from? model wetin?
Afonja at it again.

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Sports / Re: Who Remembers This Ball? by Goddard(m): 11:50pm On Sep 29, 2017
We call it Bladder.
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Responds To Paul Okoye's Shade: "My Brother, I Have Moved On" by Goddard(m): 11:45pm On Sep 29, 2017
I would've said that both of you are fools but that's gonna be too harsh. Previously you had this kind of problems but you never wanted to learn from it.
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo And His Bugatti Chiron Pictured by Goddard(m): 11:40pm On Sep 29, 2017
He is the same that told his father, "dad, don't worry I'm going to change our house". But the man simply ignored him because he (his dad) was very poor.

When God decides to bless someone, he doesn't look at the person's present condition.
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Okonkwo: Wife Of E-Money, Emeka Okonkwo (Photos) by Goddard(m): 11:42pm On Sep 25, 2017
adorable family.
Jokes Etc / Re: Man & His Car Chill In The Middle Of The Road On Lekki-Ikoyi Bridge (Photos) by Goddard(m): 11:39pm On Sep 25, 2017
life's good.
Career / Re: Nigeria’s First Women In Various Professions by Goddard(m): 7:25pm On Jul 07, 2016
The "number 10" lady is quite pretty.

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