₦airaland Forum

icebebe:
Good morning, please am planning a small party for my baby turning 1 in some.weeks time,its just a small house party with family and friends,my guest are 50 +10 in case they come with somebody so in total 60 please I want to know if 20dericas of rice can feed 60people,can 1cartoon of chicken be enough, and also my friend and I will be doing the cooking so please can you help me with the exact quantity plan of ingredient that I can use to cook 20dericas of rice.thank you

go ask your neighbour

Safiaa:
This topic has been recycled too many times. Jeez.

Mrs Recycler.. I greet you oh..

Please what is responsible for the foul smelling odour coming out from ladies VV (P__ssy) ?? A friend of mine called me today of how he nearly gave up the ghost when he wanted to bleep a yoruba girl today. (A serving corper in one of the Northern State). A graduate for that matter. From his description, the lady is beautiful outwardly but the inward beauty is like a waste bin that has not been emptied for years.

So I decided to post it here, because I know there are expert when it comes to lady cleanliness both inward and outward. So please, what could be responsible for the foul smell that nearly made my friend gave up the ghost
where are the Romance gurus, please come in.

watchiing

kayzat:
Anytime I connect the charger to my old dell laptop the green charger line will off and the charger will not work. I have tried 3 different chargers with the same result.




I even removed the battery and the issue still persist.



Make una help me as I no get money to take pay engineer presently .

there is shourt circuit/bridging on your board... and you need to see an engineer..

yoruba ladies are all olosho. from day one. no one is left out. even the married ones bleeping outside their marraiage... for rape case, when a guy forcefully have sex with a girl you people call it rape. what will you now call it when a lady forcefully have sex with a guy. I am talking from experience. some ladies can be sex freak.

please Efcc should investigate those in charge of the payment. how can the vp say they don't owe anybody back log payment. inshort, I have not received a dime since the commencement of the programme. many have not been paid. so they should stop this trash. how do you expect a man to be going to work everyday without payment.

npowerng:
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*Another reason is that your verified list from your state has not been sent to Npower

NOTE: If all these requirement have been met, Kindly be patience as you are in line for the next batch of payment .
Payment Issues?
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check my profile:: I have made several comments about this npower programmme. I even called it extended nysc the very day I saw the post here on nairaland. but the op was able to convince me to register. thats last year. God doing it, I ws short listed. did my verification. to cut the long story short, I have not been paid till date. 2nd of july I got a message from npower congratulating me that my first stipend is under processing only for me to login into my dashboad on thier portal I saw desqualified. what does it mean?? have I been removes from the scheme. I have all my credentials...

you are not alone. same here.

don't have something to say. tell him that marriage way mama and papa nor put hand nor dey work

I know things like this will not hit front page... if it was snake ontop bed... one hand.

FraNKAPP:
We are the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) Information and Communication Technology (ICT) Community Development Service (CDS) group in Surulere Local Government Area of Lagos State. The ICT CDS group is devoted to community based projects in the area of information technology aimed at impacting and developing the skill set of youths and organizations within the community. The need for inculcating the relevance and knowledge of ICT, now more than ever, is an essential subject that should and must be advocated for. We have therefore taken as a fundamental aspect of our program, the social responsibility of reaching out to community on the utilization of information technology as a tool for solving societal problems in the 21st century.
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A key focus of this program is on students and youths whom are in the learning and career defining phase. To start off this grand task of transforming the society, we have visited 3 public schools and one community social gathering in the past month where we enlightened the students on the basics of ICT, the best usage of it in our daily living, the practical step-by-step knowledge of Microsoft Excel and most importantly, Internet Culture for both the students and youths of the community.

Speaking at the first event which marked our opening outing for this program/project at Clegg Girls’ Senior High School, Surulere, the President of the ICT CDS group, Frank Umeadi, emphasized ICT as an important building block for a successful career.
– The ICT CDS group President continued.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikmNPo_jMpU

The Project Manager, Stanley Okoli, at our recent event in New Era Girls’ Senior High School where we launched our foremost project, Internet Culture, explained the term as a study of various social phenomena associated with the Internet and other forms of the network communication, such as online communities, social gaming, social media and mobile apps.

- The ICT CDS group Project Manager continued.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z0gwghzdpc

We are passionate and deeply recognize (we hope you do too), that this is a vital project that should be extended to all schools and other social gatherings within the community.

However, and with all things worthy of pursuit, there have been key challenges that have mitigated our reach. Chief among them is the lack of a projector within the group, which has prevented us from visiting some districts and gatherings without one. Nonetheless, we constantly provide our individual Personal Computers (PC) to ensure nothing stops us from completing this journey which we started with love.
It is often said that it takes a community to educate a child; and more, we believe that when you educate a child, you raise a generation; Now is one of those times.

We are confident of a positive outcome in our subsequent project outings to the less privileged schools and other social gatherings in the society in order to help raise a generation.

Here, we present to you the pictures and videos from some of the beautiful moments of the training sessions.
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Ode Temi, ICT CDS group Secretary, reports!

Lalasticlala and other super moderators, please help us and share this word and joy by moving it to the front page. Thank you!

wish there was such CDS group during my service year, but there was none. But thank God I was still able to train thousands of youth in ICT at the place where I served and I am still teaching till date. Carry on guys

Northners... animals.. love animals more than human

lol

Naughtysite:
Wasnt he aware of her son and other issues b4 starting ?
Or he just wanted a fling at first ?

he wasn't aware untill she told him one day..

thanks all.. I really appreciate your contributions. To be sincere majority of the contributions were very funny. Nairaland a a website to remember...

Nma27:
Let's breakup please.

lol... easier said than done

whitebeard:
Wait what exactly is the break up problem, he is afraid to say it, or he just feels that he would hurt her if he says it..!!??

saying it, will hurt her and make her depress

hello nairalanders. I have a friend who is in die need of relationship advice. I can't do it alone, thats why I am putting it up here for the gurus in relationship to contribute too. Please how can he end up a relationship he has been into for like 8months now without hurting the other partner? Reasons he gave for the break up
1. they are not of same class.
2. Age difference is just too much. she is older than him
3. The love is no longer there again as it was it the beginning. that is on his side
4. she is over size.. everything about her big and plenty...
and lastly she has a son that is 11years

there is devil in everyman... every man should pray that they should not meet a woman that will awake the devil inside of him..

Some bosss are wicked. How will you allow someone to work with you and at the end you don't want to pay them. God will purnish all those who use workers to work without paying them..

I love Nigerians... lalalastica, I think this should grace front page lets see more funnny comments. from All commments I have read, Nigerians are adaptable to any situation...

may be the next person that will comment has been depressed before..

too many bad news from Makurdi this week...

who is the owner of the creditcard he used..?

Israeljones:
I dont belive this ur story....
judging by the time remaining of that video.....
the timing in the second pix is showing the man standing on the train holding the wire(-0.35).....the same time is still showing the man set on fire like you claimed...

Op we r not fools.... tell us another lie abeg

my guy its real ok.... I have all the pics, I uploaded only four because nairaland alllows only four
here are the rest

Video of an indian man who climbed a train surface online. The man who was unidentified, was being begged by security men to come down from the top of a train, but he refused and you will be surprised at what happened to him immmediately a refused being helped.
source https://web.facebook.com/uwa.jerry/posts/1121373954633178?comment_id=1121856797918227&reply_comment_id=1121859167917990&notif_t=feed_comment_reply&notif_id=1495647852535613 on top the train was an high tension. the man foolishly touched the high tension, he was roasted to death completely.

got same.. second time

after all the bragging to your friends that you killed jamb.