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I know say this one nor go smelll front page... but if na #mmm matter lalalastical and his team don move am enter fp... lets wait and see...bias admins..

emmy4lov:
was his account new.. I mean was that first time he's applying to GH in that account. ?

old account... and not first time he is geting help

with the coming back of MMM Nigeria, participants are in a hurry to request get help of their mavro... but majority were shocked when even up till now the system is showing some participants " mavro not available for withdrawal".. it happened to a friend. he tried and tried but the situation was still the same.. but there is good news for all the mavrodians... If your account still tells you mavro not available for withdrawal.. here is what you will do.. Request to provide help of half of the cash you are expecting, before requesting for the previous cash in the system. its what my friend did and it worked. he requested to provide help of 20k... after which his request to get help of his previous cash was placed on que and his provide help on que too.. So I am advicing all those whose money is in mmm to please provide help of half of what they provided before or possible if you have enough spare cash you can provide more or even twice of what you provides before... thank me later... and please dont't cancel the. provide help order wise your get help will not be attended to immediately..... spread the news.. up mavrodians... I saulute una for una patience.. A patient dog they say eat the fattest bone...

It took Eli the computer guy, year to learn hacking... how on earth do you want to teach hacking in just six days...... pass knowledge and don't concentrate much on the money

fox26:
drop your contact please. I want you to register me om pornhub , I need that help from you

like seriously..see this guy oh... pornhub thats a pornography website if i am notmistaken... not into such...

if you can invest in ICT, then mention. I have been into ICT training for years before I got admission into school. Now I am out of school and still into computer training with a very big organization on the plateau. Computer training on the Plateau is a lucrative business to go into.... I can train, fix computer problem.. I want to start my own but the Finance is not available because running a full computerized centre with a target of 50 systems on ground to cater for the number of students available is not an easy task.. So if you are ready to invest in ICT, feel free to mention me as it is currently a lucrative business to invest in here....

I can't believe my eyes.. kerosine 350 per litre... helll noo... this is not the change we want....

and how does this change the current economic recesssion

Source

is your phone heating too much whenever you are using it...... here is a solution for you especially users of samsung and Iphone

Who drank them?


Nigerian Breweries recorded sales of almost N300 billion in 2016 while Guinness is expected to record sales of N275 billion totaling almost N600 Billion (About $3 billion) which is about 3% of our GDP.
That is about 3 billion bottles of beer and when distributed across 170 million people, it is about 200 bottles per person a year.
My Assumption:
a. The average Nigerian is either a Muslim or a Christian; while both religions enjoined adherents to avoid alcohol.
b. In a country of unassailable contradictions… more churches and mosques than anywhere else on the continent.
c. Interestingly, this does not include
ponkriyon , sobotone, paraga, alomo, kerewa, akpeteshi, ogogoro, palmwine, agbara, etc
My Wonderment
So, who drank N600 billion worth of Beer in one year in Nigeria ?
Honestly am serious o …who drank it?* Because meee GQ! I Don’t Even Take Alcohol. LMAO!!!

would love to roll with you.. out of all the software you just mentioned... its only photoshop... but not not to worrry... willl get all into my system.......

Quintessential1:
2017 promises a lot...

alot of promises... and they will be fullfiled and even the one of getting to know you so we can chat and knowourselves more better

mrmrmister:
So wet dreams are caused by dream sex?
Wow!
I don't even know what to say to you right now.
This is disheartening

Cc hahn jonbellion hardmirror seun plaetton kingebukasblog come and see your fellow human

bro you can say anything I will accept it... I know biologically we were all taught thats its because a boy is attaining the age of puberty thats why he is having wet dreams or better still doctors have a better explaination... but believe me or not there are spirit wife and spirit husband... I remember a mutured guy who was married to a marmaid and it got to a poit the marmaid started tormenting him in real life.. it took the power of some powerful hausa men to free that guy from the spell.. I also know a girl who was an ogbanje married to a spirit husband in the underworld this girl was sick and when she was taken to a white garment church everything were exposed and deliverance was carried out on her before she was free... Believe me or not evil things exist.. the reason why you don't believe is because you have not witnessed any one or seen anybody it has happened to.....

Quintessential1:
If the feelings fade after sex, then it was never love. You said it yourself@bolded. All you felt was carnal desire.
And yes, a typical girl believes in love, even if a good number of them are materialistic. It is what the society has turned them into. Men started it by enticing women with money, some others deceived them just to get through their legs. And so, they sought out for recompense. No love, no sex, without the money.

This is the order of the day, but still, there are exceptions.

q


its okk... nicely written... this 2017 I guess things will change for the better and I am still hoping to meet one monica I will stick to.. who knows if it might be you

chenel:
2nd of January 2017, my girlfriend of almost 1 year came visiting, it started out in an interesting way as we talked about how we wanted the year to go. We had plans and projections about what we wanted. Two hours later, in the midst of our discussion she took my phone and wanted to go through it, because I never had any skeleton in my cupboard I let her take the phone and go through it. She went to my whatsapp and started going through. Now she saw a particular name, she knew her as my ex colleague, and she went ahead to read our chat. Sincerel, I wasn't worried, she read the whole of our conversation next thing she is saying stuffs like I am not proud of her that I never mentioned it to her that I was in a relationship, and that I even used words like I wish I had someone like her. That it is because I am not proud if her and I feel she is worthless that why I never mentioned it. Now she started crying profusely, picked her bag and phones and walked out and said it was over. Now I have been begging, and trying to explain that I never meant any harm or never had any ulterior motive towards my ex colleague. She is insisting that I have been playing her all along and she has seen the real picture.
Guys I love thus girl... I need her back... I need your input.[color=#000000][/color]

forget her ...who love help... get yourself busy with your work I swear you nor go get time to talk about woman

IncredibleJoe:
Men do not have wet dreams because of spirit wife oh.... If it is, then all men get spirit wife be dat

there are different catergory of wet dreams... only those whonhave witnessed the real stufff will tell you.... just like people say. witch and wizard does not exist... how come an old woman get stuck at the top of an electric pole ??

Quintessential1:
Love's just got to find her naturally. But she has to tune for psyche and let the trauma fade away...

love doctor.... advise me too... I don't love a girl for too long... as soon as i get what i want, the love fades away... by the way does love exist in girls world because girls if this days their live is for your money and not the real you....

bob spirit wife and spirit husband exist oh..... have you ever wondered why men have wet dreams..thats because they have sex in the dream.... it happens...even to women too... but it takes the grace of God to overcome it

fake news... me that have a huge chunk inside, have I commited suicide... if its true then the guy is a foool for taking his life... debt or no debt life moves on and that what some people don't understand... those people threatening him should be arrested....

dustmalik:
Glo is very fast on 4G LTE. i'd advice those experiencing slow browsing to get a GLO LTE mifi if your device doesn't support band 28 of GLO, which is a very uncommon band. I use to complain like you guys until i tried out GLO LTE.

MTN has increased the price of its mifi from 10k to 20k, and i suspect Glo will follow suit. Though if you already have Spectranet's Huawei E5573s-606, then you are good.

spectranet is how much.. and glo mifi tooo.

wristbangle:
What is the APN settings in your device bro? Let's start from there.

the problem is not fron the apn bro.... its from the network availability in my residence... I used to get 3g service with glo on the phone but for sometime now 3g for glo here has dissappeared.... I tried other sim their 3g is available but for glo its not.... just only edge.... and the edge is not even fast

please whats happening to glo network. I subscribed for thier data bundle of 10gb and for the past three days now I don't feel like I am browsing becuase I have to wait like 4 minutes before a page can open. People say glo is slow I never knew they were saying the truth until it happened to me....my validity counting and I can't use my data nawa oh... my mtn H+ is steadily available but with glo na wahala... have tried to reach thier customer care no response... I am in a good environment where network is good. Even with other sim, m phone display H in the same environment... Is there any one having this same glo browsing isssue in terms of speed??

ismart:
do you mean screencast-o-matic?

yes.. and for the time i can't telll how long...

advocate666:
Please do not listen to this op.

Youthful lust is natural. Don't fight nature. Embrace it.

When you are old, it's too late.

Enjoy your youth.

Ecclesiastes 11:9

You who are young, be happy while you are young, and let your heart give you joy in the days of your youth. Follow the ways of your heart and whatever your eyes see,

and that for all these things, God will bring thee into judgement....

you didn't complete the scripture... stop deceiving people...

godson4u79:
Eyahh... Chai... Anybody that knows the woman personally Should pls invite her to our MMM prayer revival...

Nice graphics talent but put it to good use and stop all this jokes about mmm

I smell lies.. money can not buy a child I seee no reason why a mother will forget her child no mattter how depressed she is.... blogggers stop all this rumours

aphrodisiac:
My sister told me she got it too. She lives in Rock Haven. I though they have conducted verification already? Please, what is your educational qualification? Hers is NCE.

HND....

who got this too..please mention me

You are urgently requested to come to CSDA, Rayfied road, with original and photocopy of your credentials by 8AM on 20/12/16 ONLY for N-Power verification.

I posted an information änd it was removed.. I posted it so that those here can confirm if they have heard the same news too. and before I could know it my post was raised down. whats a forum met for if not to share information but from the look of things nairaland admins or moderator whatever they call themselves are very bias.... if its a nonsense post of how someone drank insecticide because of MMM it will surely grace the frontpage...sincerely speaking, this issue is not good. its better to close a thread so that people will not comment rather than deleting it totally from the system, its bad and not good for a platform like nairaland.

the post I made earlier that was shutdown

Breaking News>>>>>>> , I just heard from a source (a federal govt worker to be precise) that there will be no december allowance. Also, there are two more verification to be done before those shortlisted will start receiving their money. January Next year, there will be State Verification Nationwide and they willl round it up with Federal verification in February 2017. Its after the Federal verification that Npower employees will start receiving their stipends and gadgets and thats in march 2017......... Please someone should confirm this information please if its really true