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Let the dead bury the dead, that was actually a warning to leave the dead alone, Nigerians are so stupid p

HungerBAD:
God bless you Obidi.

Bold step I must say that you took, in looking for happiness for your mother. Hope she was not embarrassed by your antics?

Meanwhile.

Meet the eligible bachelor's of Nairaland, looking for love and a soul mate to spend their lives with.

Feel free to contact any.

A- Seun: 5ft 11, dark skin, shy, heavily loaded, knows a gold digger from afar and the password to his heart is PETS.

B- Lalasticlacla: 6ft 2, light skin, lives in Aba, has business interest in the Gas and oil sector, street smart, his heart has been broken 6 times before and has vowed to be careful this last time. Password to his heart SNAKE.

C- Mynd44 : 6Ft 1. Yoruba, but not a Yoruba demon. handsome, principled,loaded and ready to settle down if he sees the right woman. Password to his heart EFO RIRO.

D- Cutehector: Port-Harcourt girls will not let this one see road,and his family are having a meeting this evening for him to pick a wife in Abia. 5ft 10, light skin, gap toothed, has sweet mouth, banker and a Master's degree holder. Password to his heart FLEXING TINZ.

U no well, lol

Uncle TY pls press that 1985 flush button pls, we need it

BlowBack:
Buhari can't hear you or Danjuma as he is currently listening to glorious Jihadist inspired Islamic tunes downloaded straight from ISIS official website

https://www.nigerianmonitor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Buhari-swagg10.jpg

Instead of servicing the refineries he's paying Boko haram on the dapchi comedy

BlowBack:
Buhari can't hear you or Danjuma as he is currently listening to glorious Jihadist inspired Islamic tunes downloaded straight from ISIS official website

https://www.nigerianmonitor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Buhari-swagg10.jpg

Instead of servicing the refineries he's paying Boko haram

Igbo boyssss? No joy o, resource control no work reach them then na to check pipeline na? So they can see things and fix it themselves

F#ck girls , be warned!

Angelanest:
Officers of the Rumuolumeni police station in Rivers state have busted a baby factory in the area. Following credible information, police officers arrested one Kelechi Okamgba, a 37-year-old woman who is alleged to be operating the baby factory at Rumuolumeni. She was arrested on 19/3/2018 at 11am.

Upon her arrest, she led the Police to her Premises were four pregnant girls were found.

The pregnant girls are; Obianuju Nze 22 years, Chinemerum Orji 18 years, Josephine Chimena 33years, Chidinma Ndukwe 17years.

These pregnant girls are said to have gone there to mortgage their pregnancies and for possible sale to their identified customers.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/03/4-pregnant-girls-rescued-police-raid-baby-factory-rivers-state-photos.html

Igbos and baby factories, this shit is so dark and evil, imagine a man not knowing hid kids aren't his

Clerverly:
Francis Odinaka Uzoho (born 28 October 1998), Nigerian goalkeeper who plays for Spanish club Deportivo de La Coruña.. he's just 19, wow so young...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Uzoho

This gorilla wen elders gorillas for jungle de stand up for when e sneeze? Damn!

imhotep:
By Nwafor Sunday

Nigerian military has on Sunday classified the statement credited to a former Chief of Army Staff, Lieutenant General Theophilus Yakubu Danjuma, as an unfortunate statement coming out from a highly distinguished statesman especially now the military has embarked on demilitarization of the North Central Region of the Country.

Danjuma The headquarter through its public relations director, Texas Chukwu, Brigadier General also warned Nigerians not to listen to the former chief of Army staff, noting that anyone caught in possession of arms would be dealt with. “The Nigerian Army is constitutionally charged with the responsibility of defending the territorial integrity of Nigeria and to aid the civil authority whenever called upon to do so”, part of its statement read. Recall that Danjuma had asked Nigerians especially Taraba indigenes to protect themselves or risk being killed by herdsmen. A statement he made at the convocation ceremony of the Taraba State University, yesterday that pinched the Nigerian Army. Danjuma said, “You must rise to protect yourselves from these people; if you depend on the armed forces to protect you, you will all die.

Chief of Army Staff Lieutenant General Tukur Buratai “I ask all of you to be on the alert and defend your country, defend your state. “This ethnic cleansing must stop in Taraba, and it must stop in Nigeria. These killers have been protected by the military; they cover them and you must be watchful to guide and protect yourselves because you have no other place to go”, he said.

In view of this therefore, the Nigerian headquarter on Sunday issued a statement warning Nigerians not to listen to the advice of the statesman for they are saddled with the responsibility of protecting the territory. Read its full statement below: “The attention of the Nigerian Army has been drawn to the unfortunate statement made by a former Chief of Army Staff, Lieutenant General Theophilus Yakubu Danjuma, during the convocation ceremony of the Taraba State University on Saturday 24 March 2018 in which he categorically asserted that the Armed Forces of Nigeria was colluding with militias and other criminal elements and was unable to provide security for the citizens of Taraba State.

He further called the people of Taraba State to take up arms and defend themselves. “The Nigerian Army views this statement made by the former Chief of Army Staff as most unfortunate at this critical time that the military has embarked upon demilitarisation of the North Central Region of the Country. “While Nigerian Army would not want to join issues with the Elder Statesman, however, certain facts need to be clearly stated in the interest of the Taraba People and the Nigerian public: “The Nigerian Army is constitutionally charged with the responsibility of defending the territorial integrity of Nigeria and to aid the civil authority whenever called upon to do so. In this light, the authorisation for the conduct of Ex AYEM AKPATUMA was authorised and troops deployed to curb menace of the herdsmen-farmers conflict and other criminal activities in the North Central Region amongst others. “

It is on record that the successes so far achieved in Ex AYEM AKPATUMA have been recognised and accepted by Nigerians. “The public is notified that Nigerian Army personnel have had to pay the supreme price for ensuring the sustenance of security in Taraba State. For instance, a gallant non-commission officer of the Nigerian Army was beheaded on 16 March 2018 in Takum Taraba State by criminal elements. “It is noteworthy to state that at the inception of Ex AYEM AKPATUMA, the Taraba State Government, did not cooperate with the Nigerian Army due to the Army’s stance to remain absolutely neutral in the herdsmen-farmers crisis. The Nigerian Army will continue to remain as such. “For avoidance of doubt, the Nigerian Army advises the people of Taraba State and indeed all other Nigerians to continue in their day-to-day activities and be law abiding as anyone caught with arms and ammunition will be dealt with accordance with the laws of the land. Every law-abiding citizen is assured of equal protection and security of their lives and property irrespective of his/her person.”

Read more at: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/03/breaking-nigerian-army-tackles-ty-danjuma-warns-nigerians-law-abiding/

Uncle T.Y is on point, that's ma nigga, if he could get any better, that's my hitman

Somebody hold this guys face for me. Don't let him move

Funny enough, it a trojan horse, she either can't cook or she's a flat tyre, and trust me there's no spare in her trunk

It happens

When a woman want you a for love or sex, it's one way she takes you or she breaks you, either way u will loose nobody beats a woman in a battle of the sexes

When a woman want you a for love or sex, it's one way she takes you or she breaks you, either way u will loose.

Deltayankeeboi:
HELLO LADIES. MY NAME IS CHRIS. FROM DELTA BUT RESIDING IN UK. AM 23YEARS OLD. I AM FROM A VERY RICH HOME. MY FATHER IS VERY RICH BUT DOES NOT LIKE TO SHOW HIMSELF IN NIGERIA. I HAVE A HOUSE AND GLK 4MATIC BENZ BACK IN NIGERIA. AM LOOKING FOR AN INDEPENDENT LADY READY FOR A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP THAT MIGHT LEAD TO MARRIAGE. SHE MUST BE 21 AND ABOVE AND ALSO FROM A RICH FAMILY. AS YOU ALL KNOW. THE RICH MARRY THE RICH. AM SORRY I DONT DATE BROKE GIRLS. EMAIL ME ASAP. SERIOUS RICH GIRLS ONLY. HAVE B NICE DAY

Na hungiri go kill u, idiot

prolog2:
mynd44, rule 2

No where on the Nigerian constitution

fergie001:
You are wicked

I can explain, it's the devils work

I really don't like the way things are going in this country, how can you cut off his leg, on such a case u shoot him in the peepee, aim for the balls, this is a time to loose ur anger, he's lucky, as for me na em jocular I for aim at

fergie001:
Nice laps,nice bodice but let's be frank,the bress is

..... is flying at half mast

Primusinterpares:
A minute silent for the fallen heroes...

The gods will have to pick up the nipples themselves

ubunja:
mah niggah

If he can get any better, that's a real niggaaaa

MrsChima:
Do you agree ladies?

Chop chop our toto men!

Na women like u de cry when work start

mzhorlah:
Number two tho,I choose not to believe

Then be ready to hit 40 and above

sainttobs:
Elon Musk Delete Telsa And SpaceX Facebook Page
We all know very well that the largest social network, of course, Facebook has been under fire and many have abandoned it. After the giant Mozilla announced that it would stop advertising on the social network giant Facebook, now it was Elon Musk’s turn to erase Tesla’s and SpaceX’s Facebook pages.


Elon Musk Deletes Tesla And SpaceX’s Facebook Page

The largest social network, of course, Facebook has been under fire and many have abandoned it. After the giant Mozilla announced that it would stop advertising on the social network giant Facebook, now it was Elon Musk’s turn to erase Tesla’s and SpaceX’s Facebook pages.

The challenge came from a Twitter user and Elon Musk did not disappoint that user, hence, as a result, Elon Musk deleted all its companies’ pages from the social network giant Facebook’s platform.

It’s a case to say “Told and Done”! After a “teaser” of a Twitter user, Elon Musk even deleted the Facebook pages relating to SpaceX and Tesla. As, the multimillionaire, of course, Elon Musk joins the “#deletefacebook” movement.
Delete SpaceX page on Facebook if you're the man?
— ㅤ (@serdarsprofile) March 23, 2018

In all, these two pages were followed by more than 5 million users from around the world and not only that even all those pages have verified badge.

Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerberg

Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg are not exactly best friends. In 2017 Elon Musk reported that Mark Zuckerberg was very irresponsible in the way he approached artificial intelligence. Musk had also mentioned that he was not a fan of the world’s largest social network, of course, Facebook and therefore had no profile.

Regarding company pages, Musk stated that since he does not advertise on Facebook, he does not consider it serious that they are not there. Interestingly Musk did not even know that company pages existed on Facebook.

Mark Zuckerberg has asked, more than once, apologies for the scandal involving Cambridge Analityca. However, there are those who have even stopped using the largest social network and certainly there will be more “names of big personalities” to do so.

It should be noted that everything happened after it was revealed that more than 50 million users were used, whose data were improperly obtained. Later, these data were used to manipulate information in the American elections.

cc: lalasticlala, Mynd44
So, what do you think about this? Simply share all your views and thoughts in the comment section below.

Source: https://www.9jatechguru.com.ng/2018/03/elon-musk-deletes-tesla-and-spacex-facebook-page.html

They are way behind, that very day I took down my pics, the following day I removed my account

So101:
I’ve found a brain but it’s for you!!

No keep it, with the IQ of an earthworm u need it more

engrjacuzzi:
kogi state has suddenly become a confused state. as for Dino, your cup is getting filled and prison will be your abode

somebody pls find a brain for this soul, pls buy small sense

flokii:
It's like s.hit is about to hit the fan for Dino

Do you know how many times he has been shot? Inside Abuja in maitama, now na to frame am, if they fail this guy will be the next big thing to emerge from Kogi State

sirequity:
https://www.headlineng.com/appear-court-declared-wanted-police-tells-dino-melaye/

So an assassin said the former PDP chairman met him at the nicon Holton to assassinate some then said person, only to find out that he was paid to frame the chairman, this guy will find his ass in trouble soon