₦airaland Forum

HeWrites:
@ladytoluu the lady who said she can go from Lagos to Sokoto for d*ck disclosed that the guys in Jakande Isolo where she lives harass her anytime she steps out. She hinted that it could be worse but for the reputation of her dad in the area.

”There are some men in my area who hang around where i pass at night to harass me cos of my tweet for 2 straight weeks”

http://www.torimill.com/2017/11/lady-says-her-tweet-about-going-from.html

Ain't that the truth

deantimes:
https://independent.ng/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Lai-Mohammed-696x445.jpg



Read more: http://headline.com.ng/amp/buhari-resisted-urge-rig-anambra-poll-favour-apc-lai-mohammed/

My grandmother is still a virgin, ijn

onoikenna:
According to the story shared by Sani,Bachama people last night attacked Fulanis at their residents in Kwadamti Shafaran village Numan of Adamawa State.At least 45 Fulani people were killed in the process while others are severely wounded.Their dead bodies have been deposited at Numan morutary while the injured that survived the attack are receiving treatment at Numan General Hospital

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/11/villagers-attack-fulani-people-in.html?m=1

Hit of all hits, very bloody

Angelanest:
A 32-year-old man identified as Emmanuel Akamabe, a resident at Ranch Road in Obudu, Cross River state, has been arrested by security operatives with a pistol. .

He was arrested this morning at the Obudu Motor Park by the Chairman of the National Union of Road Transport Workers NURTW, in the park, Mr. Martin Umbie, also known as MAKOJO, with two Barreta pistols, two empty magazines and two live rounds, hidden in a bag of garri.

The suspect claims he was taking the arms on an errand for one Mr. Ezekiel Bala, also known as, GUN RUNNER, from Wukari in Taraba state to deliver to a client in Calabar.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/11/man-arrested-security-operatives-barreta-pistols-calabar-photos.html

These are not berretas ,they look like d44 distovels

[quote author=mastermaestro post=62557962][/quote]fid u loose yours to see am higher in intelligence?

Sleekydee:
and y exactly re dey nekkid?

most of their charms don't work if they are naked, if u want to get them easily, find them when they are naked having sex,their diety turns it's back away from seeing them

zionmde:
Sodom and gomorrah
And someone wonders why this country is still like this, wen people damage their destinies all because of sex. I dont think the atrocities comitted in lagos is anywhere near that of sodom.

So father next time a heavy flood comes around, pls channel it to these places though it shouldnt kill anybody but let it utterly destroy that vicinity.

what's doing you, which sodom and gomorrah, that's crawcraw and gonorrhea

livingg:
Let Weddings Be Done With In Our Power

And yesterday I had an awesome experience at Church, a couple got married during church service. No wedding gown, no Cake, rice, wine, chicken, soft drinks or chinchin.... We drank Kunu zaki, ate doughnut and licked sweets. Yet the atmosphere was filled with joy and happiness, we praised God and danced With all excitement. The bride was even more excited than the groom and I saw her as the strongest among the two.
The lessons learnt are as follows:
1. Tell yourself the truth.
2. Cut your coat according to your shirt
3. Do not compare yourself with others; weddings are not competitions.
4. Ladies let's be like today's bride; lets be understanding; we should be contented with the love and efforts of our men and not push them into debt.
5. Most young men are not married today, not because they cannot afford to provide the woman with her day to day upkeep but because they cannot afford a wedding.
6. A simple wedding like this is far more honourable than 'zo mu zauna'.
7. Let us stop this wedding ceremony palavas and make life easy for ourselves.
P.S: I am not against glamorous weddings; all I say is let all be done within our power. #selah#

Source: I was there live

Now that's a serious couple who know what life is, they will build, not like tonto and her squad of home breakers, and as for the man he should never forget the sacrifice she made for him, he should make it up to her when things look up and life is better

tahoe:
German cars are better, but "most" Japanese cars are reliable.


call or WhatsApp 09030943624 to buy the beauty below

. That's a buick it's American

Dosmay:
Olusegun Obasanjo during his thanksgiving Service shortly after his release from prison in 1998
Lalasticlala
http://www.dosmay.com.ng/2017/11/olusegun-obasanjo-during-his.html?m=1

See as the guy humble

Evablizin:



Thank you sir for putting smile on mama's face.

God continue to shower your blessings upon Mr Francis. AMEN.

That was simply a tithe, no need to buy pastor jet

Paulosky1900:
never undestimate the heart of a woman that is angry she fit slaughter you like fulani-herdsmen....ANYWAY 7virgins awaits him in paradise

Yeah, with bigger boobs

haywire07:
Wise brother . Even if his sister's brain is useless, he can make money from her pusśy

toto dike nothing else in her brain

Hades2016:
And so ... Na mumu go believe say u don stop ... Abegi make we hear word

Attention seeking and husband searching mode

2shure:
shes now broke
her pussy smells bad
and her boobs are bare chests
yuck
bleached bich
bich

I wish my grandmother was alive, tonto would have seen what a lady should look like

MissAprokoMedia:
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/punchng.com/my-father-gave-me-a-condom-at-16-cdq/amp/

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Ma nigga, that man know his capabilities and fingering a lady alone gets then pregnant so he passed the legacy to his son, well work sire

Marvellouzkk:
Am walking away from APC Wahala

No wait come chop rife when customs seize

viviangist:
@VIVIANGIST

#AnambraDecides : Security personnel stranded at Nzam LGA since last night - Pictures

via ; http://www.viviangist.ng/anambradecides-security-personnel-stranded-at-nzam-lga-since-last-night-pictures/

Cc; lalasticlala

Bubu is working but where is the loot recovered, is orite

Ashibelieve:
More rants

Jobless runts

cococandy:
You deserve death before him.
Asswipe

Menstrual rag

Only1mi:
You want people to curse you

Lol, its not my doing, fantasy is such a bitch attimes

GloriaNinja:
AND EVANS IS STILL ALIVE.

This was a staged murder something is up, why him

BounceNigeria:
Super Cop Who Arrested Evans Has Been Killed

The Intelligence Response Team (IRT) under the watch of an Assistant Commissioner of Police (ACP), Abba Kyari at the weekend, lost one of its gallant officers to the cold hands of death.

The gallant officer was one of the leading ‘field detectives’ who tracked and demystified Lagos based billionaire kidnapper, Chukwudumeme Onwuadike aka Evans.

It was in the middle of a similar arrest that the suspect pumped bullets into Lanre’s stomach while his colleague got shot in the hand.

Unperturbed by the surprise attack, both the late Sergeant and others chased after the kidnappers and killed the man that fired the killer shots.

The bullets lodged in their bodies were later extracted with medical teams on ground confirming that the injured Policemen were responding to treatment.

But tragedy struck a few days later. It was discovered that Sergeant Lanre who had opened his eyes and exchanged pleasantries with his colleagues, gave up the ghost.

“It is really sad and painful altogether. We have not been able to tell his wife and other family members yet. This is the risk of the job we are talking about; we put our lives on line for others, yet when it is time for promotion, one thing or the other will happen and the list will be kept in view.

“Look at this now, Sergeant Lanre was one of the men that put his life on the line to arrest Evans and now he is dead. We don’t even know how to break the news to his wife and family. It is painful,” one of his colleagues said at the weekend.

The commander of IRT, ACP Kyari, is said to be in deep pain over Lanre’s death.

A source close to his office that confirmed the tragic exit of Sergeant Lanre said arrangements are already being made for a befitting burial.

Source: http://news.bounce.ng/Content/shocking-super-cop-who-arrested-evans-has-been-killed-20171114

May God punish the his superiors and those who compromised his identity

jerryunit48:
Ha something Nigerian women will like But the man sha ..... him own too much

Maybe he should rape and subject the next wife to slavery, maybe

SonyObsessed:
Picture of the baby or adonblivit

Akpu oyibo

Only1mi:
I see needles there, for intimacy too?

I think this was a sex club, after the drug binge, the Orgasm binge begins,had the Idea of owning a sex club in ph but.....

NEHLIVE:
Ugandans on social media have lambasted the Police Force for raiding neighborhoods and confiscating intimacy gadgets in a sting operation.

The police posted how they had stormed slum areas of old Kampala and impounded drugs implements, and intimacy gadgets.

But whereas man commenting Ugandan were happy they had taken away the drugs, they took offense with taking away intimacy gadgets wondering if it was a even crime for women to sexually satisfy themselves.


These below are some of the comments from social media..


Shuki Sham posted: ‘But why would the police honestly parade a intimacy gadget?? Oba what offence is going to be declared on the person who was apprehended, just wondering?? Uganda Zaabu

Kurtn Edge Jnr And by Monday morning no body will know where the hell the confiscated evidence is …..
The OC will smoke the crack with his colleagues and take the Love Machine home for the wife.


Allan Kats Mwesigwa Poor Ugandan police, that’s why even the army is taking over your role.. your ignoring the biggest problems in Uganda and run after small issues and you also use Red Pepper to display nonsense here .. shame upon you

Miiro Senior[b] Poor ugandan police,displaying marijuana n a toy dick to the media. For them they think thats news n a job which deserves an applause![/b]

Kartel Mozelo Idiocy …..Let police find better things to do



Mirembe Cheryl Wait for a few days and all the intimacy gadgets will disappear from police custody. Uganda Police!!!!
Atabatya gwentya!!
Mscheeew.
Which part of the constitution prohibits use of intimacy gadgets

Charles Matovu Someone educate me on the law barring toys please ?

Kora Mwesigwa Jacintah Eeehhh…nga the thing is Red hot


Kathy Ayesiga Leave the toys.these days men zero


Mwalimu Olivia B Are intimacy gadgets part of the drugs?
Shame on this useless police !

Mo Alvaro The fools are busy ‘arresting’ intimacy gadgets instead of dealing with serious crimes

Karyaija Martin What crime can intimacy gadgets commit,they ar here 4 good ov unsatisfied women.

Boos Boz Did u confiscate someone’s dick or drugs? Stop violating Human Rights.

Carol Namatende When did intimacy gadgets ever kill some1

Joviahms Kwikiriza Kats Themselves are dealing in roberry & murder, now they are blindfolding us with these minor issues

Jimmy Grand These are likely to cause political problems

Edrine Nalule Stupidity of the highest order

Quin Kinki is it a crime to own a intimacy gadget ? if yes come for me too


Another wondered why women would chose a toy when men are available and in plenty.

Kabali Harunah Let the law be introduced whoever uses such toys be jailed for ten years!

Oliver Ben But Some Women Huh!You Insert That Whole Thing In Yourself.



http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/ugandan-police-underfire-for-confiscating-intimacy-gadgets

Police why? Why the Love Machine, the joy bar, jot shaft, assistant husband? Why?

vchykp:
YOUR ADVICE IS NEEDED as am going crazy now, i met this very pretty girl 2 weeks ago and the relationship is growing very fast, she really loves me and i do too, within the space of this 2 weeks, she has visited me 3 times, no sex yet as she is a virgin, she promised to let go off her virginity today which was why she came around, aftrt much fore play, she was still scared so i had to leave her in the room while i went to prepare noodles for us.

To my suprice when i came back, she was the one telling me to come and have her just to make me happy, as a guy i actually wanted to jump straight to proceed, my instinct told me to check the money i kept close to the wardrobe draw, i scatter money a lot actually, but no matter how scattered i keep my money, i know howmuch i keep everywhere in the house, the money was supposed to be 32k, on getting thier i discovered 5k was missing.

I could no believe it, she was too beautiful to do this, i had to confront her.. after long questions, she agreed she took it to test me, to test if i will notice, that she never meant to take it.

Am so confused at this point, should i continue with the relationship or should i just let her go, she is still here , crying and telling me she can never steal from me, please guy i need matured advice

Uncle mumu

columbus007:
Lol,just like when I hear this

The first time I was caught cheating in my life my girlfriend used a Base ball bat on the chic and came back to beg me to forgive her, reason? I touch her deeply and she's not willing to share me so, this pic is on point.

adecz:
Wike!
Wike!!
Wicked!!!

How many times did I call you??

Better be very, very careful..

Who be this one sef, do u know that the governor has more power and jurisdiction than the minister in the state, how is he wicked, he is the cso of the state

DeadRat:
What Kind Of Fvckery is This

This is a classical fucking case, and the fuckee and fucker have been bleeped