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PoliticsRe: Anambra Election: Security Personnel Stranded At Nzam Since Last Night (Photos) by godofuck231: 4:21pm On Nov 18, 2017
viviangist:
@VIVIANGIST

#AnambraDecides : Security personnel stranded at Nzam LGA since last night - Pictures

via ; http://www.viviangist.ng/anambradecides-security-personnel-stranded-at-nzam-lga-since-last-night-pictures/

Cc; lalasticlala
Bubu is working but where is the loot recovered, is orite
CelebritiesRe: Pulse Cerebrates Only Peter Okoye's 36th Birthday. Fans Blast by godofuck231: 4:17pm On Nov 18, 2017
Ashibelieve:
More rants
Jobless runts
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Arrested By Police In Lagos Over Fight With Toyin Lawani (Photos) by godofuck231: 4:12pm On Nov 18, 2017
cococandy:
You deserve death before him.
Asswipe
Menstrual rag
RomanceRe: Ugandan Police Underfire For Confiscating intimacy gadgets (Photos) by godofuck231: 4:10pm On Nov 18, 2017
Only1mi:
You want people to curse you
Lol, its not my doing, fantasy is such a bitch attimes
CrimeRe: Sergeant Lanre Sanusi Killed (Policeman Who Tracked & Arrested Evans) by godofuck231: 8:45am On Nov 15, 2017
GloriaNinja:
AND EVANS IS STILL ALIVE.
This was a staged murder something is up, why him
CrimeRe: Sergeant Lanre Sanusi Killed (Policeman Who Tracked & Arrested Evans) by godofuck231: 8:42am On Nov 15, 2017
BounceNigeria:
Super Cop Who Arrested Evans Has Been Killed

The Intelligence Response Team (IRT) under the watch of an Assistant Commissioner of Police (ACP), Abba Kyari at the weekend, lost one of its gallant officers to the cold hands of death.

The gallant officer was one of the leading ‘field detectives’ who tracked and demystified Lagos based billionaire kidnapper, Chukwudumeme Onwuadike aka Evans.

It was in the middle of a similar arrest that the suspect pumped bullets into Lanre’s stomach while his colleague got shot in the hand.

Unperturbed by the surprise attack, both the late Sergeant and others chased after the kidnappers and killed the man that fired the killer shots.

The bullets lodged in their bodies were later extracted with medical teams on ground confirming that the injured Policemen were responding to treatment.

But tragedy struck a few days later. It was discovered that Sergeant Lanre who had opened his eyes and exchanged pleasantries with his colleagues, gave up the ghost.

“It is really sad and painful altogether. We have not been able to tell his wife and other family members yet. This is the risk of the job we are talking about; we put our lives on line for others, yet when it is time for promotion, one thing or the other will happen and the list will be kept in view.

“Look at this now, Sergeant Lanre was one of the men that put his life on the line to arrest Evans and now he is dead. We don’t even know how to break the news to his wife and family. It is painful,” one of his colleagues said at the weekend.

The commander of IRT, ACP Kyari, is said to be in deep pain over Lanre’s death.

A source close to his office that confirmed the tragic exit of Sergeant Lanre said arrangements are already being made for a befitting burial.

Source: http://news.bounce.ng/Content/shocking-super-cop-who-arrested-evans-has-been-killed-20171114
May God punish the his superiors and those who compromised his identity
FamilyRe: Egyptian Woman Divorces After 2 Weeks Of Marriage, Husband Does All The Chores by godofuck231: 8:39am On Nov 15, 2017
jerryunit48:
Ha grin something Nigerian women will like grin But the man sha ..... him own too much
Maybe he should rape and subject the next wife to slavery, maybe
CelebritiesRe: Jamie Roberts, Yvonne Nelson's Baby Daddy Unveiled. He's A British Photographer by godofuck231: 8:36am On Nov 15, 2017
SonyObsessed:
Picture of the baby or adonblivit undecided
Akpu oyibo
RomanceRe: Ugandan Police Underfire For Confiscating intimacy gadgets (Photos) by godofuck231: 8:32am On Nov 15, 2017
Only1mi:
I see needles there, for intimacy too?
I think this was a sex club, after the drug binge, the Orgasm binge begins,had the Idea of owning a sex club in ph but.....
RomanceRe: Ugandan Police Underfire For Confiscating intimacy gadgets (Photos) by godofuck231: 8:30am On Nov 15, 2017
NEHLIVE:
Ugandans on social media have lambasted the Police Force for raiding neighborhoods and confiscating intimacy gadgets in a sting operation.

The police posted how they had stormed slum areas of old Kampala and impounded drugs implements, and intimacy gadgets.

But whereas man commenting Ugandan were happy they had taken away the drugs, they took offense with taking away intimacy gadgets wondering if it was a even crime for women to sexually satisfy themselves.


These below are some of the comments from social media..


Shuki Sham posted: ‘But why would the police honestly parade a intimacy gadget?? Oba what offence is going to be declared on the person who was apprehended, just wondering?? Uganda Zaabu

Kurtn Edge Jnr And by Monday morning no body will know where the hell the confiscated evidence is …..
The OC will smoke the crack with his colleagues and take the Love Machine home for the wife.



Allan Kats Mwesigwa Poor Ugandan police, that’s why even the army is taking over your role.. your ignoring the biggest problems in Uganda and run after small issues and you also use Red Pepper to display nonsense here .. shame upon you

Miiro Senior[b] Poor ugandan police,displaying marijuana n a toy dick to the media. For them they think thats news n a job which deserves an applause![/b]

Kartel Mozelo Idiocy …..Let police find better things to do



Mirembe Cheryl Wait for a few days and all the intimacy gadgets will disappear from police custody. Uganda Police!!!!
Atabatya gwentya!!
Mscheeew.
Which part of the constitution prohibits use of intimacy gadgetshuh


Charles Matovu Someone educate me on the law barring toys please ?

Kora Mwesigwa Jacintah Eeehhh…nga the thing is Red hot


Kathy Ayesiga Leave the toys.these days men zero


Mwalimu Olivia B Are intimacy gadgets part of the drugs?
Shame on this useless police !

Mo Alvaro The fools are busy ‘arresting’ intimacy gadgets instead of dealing with serious crimes

Karyaija Martin What crime can intimacy gadgets commit,they ar here 4 good ov unsatisfied women.

Boos Boz Did u confiscate someone’s dick or drugs? Stop violating Human Rights.

Carol Namatende When did intimacy gadgets ever kill some1

Joviahms Kwikiriza Kats Themselves are dealing in roberry & murder, now they are blindfolding us with these minor issues

Jimmy Grand These are likely to cause political problems

Edrine Nalule Stupidity of the highest order

Quin Kinki is it a crime to own a intimacy gadget ? if yes come for me too


Another wondered why women would chose a toy when men are available and in plenty.

Kabali Harunah Let the law be introduced whoever uses such toys be jailed for ten years!

Oliver Ben But Some Women Huh!You Insert That Whole Thing In Yourself.



http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/ugandan-police-underfire-for-confiscating-intimacy-gadgets
Police why? Why the Love Machine, the joy bar, jot shaft, assistant husband? Why?
RomanceRe: Advice Needed.. Should I Quit Or Remain In This Kind Of Relationship by godofuck231: 8:26am On Nov 15, 2017
vchykp:
YOUR ADVICE IS NEEDED as am going crazy now, i met this very pretty girl 2 weeks ago and the relationship is growing very fast, she really loves me and i do too, within the space of this 2 weeks, she has visited me 3 times, no sex yet as she is a virgin, she promised to let go off her virginity today which was why she came around, aftrt much fore play, she was still scared so i had to leave her in the room while i went to prepare noodles for us.

To my suprice when i came back, she was the one telling me to come and have her just to make me happy, as a guy i actually wanted to jump straight to proceed, my instinct told me to check the money i kept close to the wardrobe draw, i scatter money a lot actually, but no matter how scattered i keep my money, i know howmuch i keep everywhere in the house, the money was supposed to be 32k, on getting thier i discovered 5k was missing.

I could no believe it, she was too beautiful to do this, i had to confront her.. after long questions, she agreed she took it to test me, to test if i will notice, that she never meant to take it.

Am so confused at this point, should i continue with the relationship or should i just let her go, she is still here , crying and telling me she can never steal from me, please guy i need matured advice
Uncle mumu
TravelRe: African Woman Carries Her Luggage On The Head At The Airport In USA (Photo) by godofuck231: 8:18am On Nov 15, 2017
columbus007:
Lol,just like when I hear this
The first time I was caught cheating in my life my girlfriend used a Base ball bat on the chic and came back to beg me to forgive her, reason? I touch her deeply and she's not willing to share me so, this pic is on point.
PoliticsRe: Assassination Report: Wike Was 400 Meters Away From Scene – Rivers Police by godofuck231: 8:45am On Nov 14, 2017
adecz:
Wike!
Wike!!
Wicked!!!

How many times did I call you?? undecided

Better be very, very careful..
Who be this one sef, do u know that the governor has more power and jurisdiction than the minister in the state, how is he wicked, he is the cso of the state
RomanceRe: British Mum Dumps Hubby & 9 Children For African Man She Met On Facebook by godofuck231: 8:12am On Nov 14, 2017
DeadRat:
What Kind Of Fvckery is This
This is a classical fucking case, and the fuckee and fucker have been bleeped
RomanceRe: Man Marrying 6 Women In Delta, Pays Bride Price Of 3, Leaves 3 Stubborn Ones by godofuck231: 8:05am On Nov 14, 2017
BruncleZuma:
grin grin grin grin

Isaiah 4:1
And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/00/e2/a6/00e2a6744ab9aea25e6e3ca20e0fe46f.gif
You must be drinking very cold orijin, take knuckle
CareerRe: Family Of Whistleblower Who Exposed Corruption In Yabatech Cries For Help. Photo by godofuck231: 7:58am On Nov 14, 2017
femo122:
grin
Ogar o
RomanceRe: British Woman Caught Her Baby Daddy Resting In Bed With Her Mother After Sex by godofuck231: 7:54am On Nov 14, 2017
emirazy400:
watz all diz sef
Cassava and rabbits, they don't get enough of it, I guess
CelebritiesRe: Elizabeth Michael Lulu Sentenced To Prison For Death Of Steven Kanumba by godofuck231: 7:50am On Nov 14, 2017
Jaii:
Disadvantage of dating pretty but irrational slay queens. RIP bro
Beauty no brains, hope the slay queens in prison teaches her more
CrimeRe: Soldier In Borno Kills Army Captain, 4 Others, Then Kills Himself (Graphic Pics) by godofuck231: 7:57am On Nov 13, 2017
CastedDude:
A Nigerian soldier, Silas Ninyo (93NA / 36/2608), was allegedly shot dead by the captain, T. Mani, who had attempted to stop him from beating innocent civilians in Chibok, Borno State.

According to reports, the shocking incident is said to have occurred on Sunday afternoon after a team of soldiers, led by one Captain T. Mani (N/14430), was providing security for worshippers during Sunday service in Chibok and received a distress call that Staff Sergeant Ninyo was beating civilians for unknown reasons.

Captain Mani, accompanied by soldiers, moved to the scene and freed the civilians. But while trying to disarm the errant soldier, Captain Mani was shot dead by Staff Sergeant Ninyo, who later shot himself dead after killing four others.

The corpses now remain in Yola.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/11/nigerian-soldier-kills-army-captain-four-others-killing-borno-photos.html
Complex problems simple solution, combat stress, solution is to defuse or remove operator from front line or combat, this tragedy could have been avoided
PhonesRe: Over 1 Million Downloaded Fake Whatsapp! Checkout If You Are Among- Screenshots by godofuck231: 7:45am On Nov 13, 2017
InternetGenius:
An app pretending to be an update of WhatsApp, over 1 million people were tricked into downloading it

The app is available on playstore and is still there, check the screenshot below

However, after this illegitimacy was obviously flassed by Reddit users, the app name changed to "Dual Whatsweb Update" and the Res-icon was also switched.

Unlike many other fake apps, the sole aim of the developer was to create revenue through Ad views. You can see the amount of WhatsApp branded apps that have got past Google's curation below on screenshot.

Android users becareful with the way you download things out there, we all know Google playstore is the best secured store for downloading apps but things still happen or you can just get yourself an iPhone and be secured.

Lalasticlala, please pass this to them to save more people from this mess!
Blackberry is still one of the most secured,due to the fact whatsapp is being scrapped from its platform only new platforms that might compromise BlackBerry. security,
CrimeRe: Young Man Commits Suicide In Abuja (Disturbing Photo) by godofuck231: 6:40am On Nov 13, 2017
GistMorer:
@GISTMORE

The suicide rate in Nigeria is becoming alarming. Just this evening, a young construction worker committed suicide in Abuja. Below is how Facebook user, Theresa Igwuanyi, narrated the story...

his is a breaking story..40mins ago at Oyo street area 2 Garki Abuja



Via https://www.gistmore.com/another-young-man-commits-suicide-abuja-photos



https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/5a088f0f37713.jpg
Cause of death' apc
Music/RadioRe: Wizkid Wins AFRIMA 2017 Best Male West African Act. Beats Davido by godofuck231: 6:32am On Nov 13, 2017
itchie:
Davido fans right now
After the 30 billion, nothing else to show, I beg go look oshodi
RomanceRe: Zimbabwean Woman Divorces Husband Because Of Too Much Sex by godofuck231: 10:25pm On Nov 11, 2017
greatnaija01:
NO sex woman go complain, WEAK SEX n she go cuurse u finish, STRONG sex she go say you wan kill am and then file for divorce.... chai
Have u tried her best friend, u should, it works,
Sine e too much for her the best is to share it out
PoliticsRe: SARS Officials Attached To Amaechi Attack Governor Wike's Convoy(pics) by godofuck231: 10:07pm On Nov 11, 2017
zoba88:
Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Ezenwo Wike on Saturday escaped assassination as Special Anti-robbery Squad Operatives and soldiers of the Nigerian Army in the motorcade of the Minister of Transportation, Rotimi Chibuike Amaechi  attacked his convoy.

The governor who was on project inspection was attacked at Nwanja Junction  on Trans-Amadi Road.

The SARs Personnel and Soldiers in the Minister's convoy  hit down the Governor's Escort Rider and attacked the policemen  in the pilot car.

Mr Debewari , Aide -De- Camp, to the Minister of Transportation,  Rotimi Amaechi, supervised the attack, which included damage of cameras held by journalists .

Also part of the attack, was the Commander of Rivers SARS, Mr Akin Fakorede who received  the Minister of Transportation at the Port Harcourt International Airport  and accompanied on his trip.

After the attack, the Rivers State Governor continued  with his  inspection  of Projects.

Governor Wike was not harmed, despite  the attack.

The Minister of Transportation had over 50 SARS Personnel , Soldiers and Mobile Policemen in his motorcade.

Simeon Nwakaudu,
Special Assistant to the Rivers State Governor, Electronic Media.
11th November, 2017.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/11/sars-personnelsoldiers-attached-to.html?m=1



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDPN1NnynZU
For the minister to attack the cso of the state he should be summoned and made to face the Senate, his adc and the special anti robbery squad leader should be relived with immediate effect, and the police service commission should probe them, imagine in front of his sss body guards,had it been wike was killed, stories would bear ugly fruits.
Amechi should be relived of his position, he's not fit to lead as a minister. His thinking and sense of judgement is as that of a 14 year old
FamilyRe: What Led To The Greatest Flogging You Received As A Kid?? by godofuck231: 3:29pm On Nov 11, 2017
McBrooklyn:
So you were flogged for sucking her daughter's tips even though you were invited?? grin
It's the devils work, I can explain
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Arrested By Police In Lagos Over Fight With Toyin Lawani (Photos) by godofuck231: 3:29pm On Nov 11, 2017
cococandy:
You deserve death before him.
Asswipe
It's never that bad, u can meet with him and I can send u lubs, u vagina wipe
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Arrested By Police In Lagos Over Fight With Toyin Lawani (Photos) by godofuck231: 11:02pm On Nov 07, 2017
donstan18:
That's awesome!!

Just draw a masculine anus on the wall and force him to fvck it till the drawn anus squirts.

God creates, and you'll hardly change yourself.... Look at HER/HIM looking like an old man with a bucket face just for some hours!

You think you can just declare yourself a GAY freely and get ignored!
Let them hang the mongrel
EducationRe: After Years Of Graduation, Can You Still Define Your Course Of Study? by godofuck231: 1:59pm On Nov 07, 2017
edeXede:
embarassed

Chemistry is the mixing of different colors of water like blue, orange, red etc to form another colour. Then burning the color with lighter or gas cooker to get another colour.. Then looking at the colour and writing down alphabets like Fe, ca and mg

or

It is drawing of endless branches of trees.. some like square and some like cheese
Your father is on admission he just fainted
PoliticsRe: Benue’s Anti-open Grazing Law: Miyetti Allah Wants FG, NASS To Intervene by godofuck231: 9:20am On Nov 06, 2017
NaijaEfcc:
Hahahahaha they are now begging oooh idiots!! angry
Lalasticlala, mynd44
There's no problem if they refuse, just catch the aboki and castrate both cow and cows
CelebritiesRe: "Most Women Can't Squirt But I Can"- Bobrisky Claims by godofuck231: 9:16am On Nov 06, 2017
HeWrites:
Nigerian male barbie/crossdresse, Bobrisky has been sharing more scandalous posts on Snapchat that would sure rile Nigerians up!

See what he shared today about squirting during s.exual intercourse with his 'rich' bae, below;

http://www.torimill.com/2017/11/can-now-squirt-better-that-most-women.html
I wonder why this guy can't just come to warri, at least for a function or something so I can initiate a blood bath on him
RomanceRe: 13-Year-Old Girl Flees With Boyfriend In Lagos by godofuck231: 9:05am On Nov 06, 2017
Nwodosis:
First love in a lady's heart is like unquenchable fire, it is only unfortunate that this one is an underage and with the wrong man.
That's true but if that would kill the hungry and not set her into prostitution then may she be successful as a woman

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