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PrettyCrystal:
A poor widow whose husband happens to be a lecture at the University of Port-Harcourt, Rivers state before he died - has been given a reason to smile again. The woman was the latest Lincoln Navigator by the Omega Power Ministries (OPM) which she sold for 7 million and used the money to start business.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/10/church-gives-woman-latest-lincoln-navigator-death-husband-photos.html

Suicide on 4 weeks, that car will drain her, first fuel consumption

dinma007:
A pretty lady has taken to Twitter to express her regret for supporting and campaigning for president Buhari with her bike in 2015.

She shared a throwback photo with Buhari's campaign poster pasted on her bike and wrote;

"Throw back to when I used my bike to campaign for buhari.. preaching change.. God forgive me.."

https://www.lailasblog.com/nigerian-lady-used-bike-campaign-buhari/

Cc; lalasticlala

Yes sir to wanle

Agbaletu:
Are the cabal that powerful?
They can't deny Bukola and Dogara access to Aso Rock.
I can't wait to see the corruption personified in Aso Rock to be voted out in 2019.
This cabal will put Buhari in trouble.

Not even that, are you aware that the upper and lower houses can run this country effectively without bubu?
In other words impeachment is pending most likely ,since he's too powerful and not effective a genetic embarrassment

iamJ:
[color=#59576F] see how dem rope human beings like bush meat


Sense people will never have, has this stopped people from stealing?

After all the beating, dem go heal and try again
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#No Filter Attitude

Be like say u want make the authorities send order for ice cream and cake, abi, do well o

Groovenaija360:
This Facebook user, Nonso Odogwu took to his page to celebratebeing free from his girlfriend, after they broke up.

He shared plates of huge meal of jollof rice, fried eggs and salad, and wrote:

“Mehn am celebrating my break up with one unical bastard,grateful to God almighty for taking her out of my life,most esp am very happy for my pocket will rest now”

>>> https://groovenaija360.com.ng/man-celebrates-breakup-with-a-unical-girl-thanks-god-for-taking-her-out-of-his-life/

U never buy Lamborghini elemento u de cry, guy park

IamHeWrites:
Yesterday, we brought you reports of how a young guy, shared details and pictures of the 2 girls he laid with.. If you missed the Update READ IT HERE.


Now, a Facebook User, Ifeanyi OnyeAbiriba Okebe has felt the need to write him a constructive open letter!

Read it Below, it’s worth the read:

https://www.facebook.com/ifeanyionyeabiriba.okebe/posts/148923085722332

Bro, real men don’t Kiss and tell, they keep their sensual fantasies to themselves. Don’t see this as an attempt to disparage your person rather learn a lesson or two from it and the backlash you got from children of anger yesterday.
If sex shaming of this nature is not discouraged we may see more of it in the future.

To our slay queens out there I also hope that what you guys saw yesterday will serve as a deterrent. There’s much more higher peace in engaging in a genuine hustle for your money than jumping from one d*ck to the other for chicken change.

Culled From; http://www.torimill.com/2017/10/open-letter-to-guy-that-shared-details.html

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That's y u can't get a decent girl to date u, imagine this idiot will later want to marry dangotes daughter? See beating like snake,because u will land the family in a scandal

AmKen:
They need rehab...
With sessions of counselling.

rehab fe?

lelvin:
If you want to be rugged, you can be without joining any confratanity.

yes I agree, join Ogboni or the Catholic Church

dre11:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/10/police-seize-cult-gangsters-rape-girls-initiation/

Ogboni, de u no join, na area confra u like pass, I beg oc torture give am barton make e sing, like awilo

dainformant:
A young man was beaten mercilessly by a mob after he was spotted wearing a cloth allegedly stolen from a boutique at Ikot Ekpene road in Umuahia, Abia State today. According to reports, the suspect was seen by the owner of the boutique - wearing one of the clothes allegedly looted from the store.

When quizzed by his captors, the young man said he didn't steal the cloth and that it was given to him by one of his friends.

He was tied up and beaten by the residents before he was handed over to security operatives - not after the said cloth was stripped off him.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/10/man-caught-wearing-cloth-allegedly-stole-boutique-abia-photosvideo.html

Watch video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y4_IXLX4vw

I can perceive the smell of gasoline

ZACHIE:
Another victim of Nigeria REWIRE artisans.

Lesson learnt the hard way.

GBAM!

Gidoka:
When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose

Give a north korean infantry man a handful or raw rice and 600 rounds of 7.62x45 AK 48 bullets and see and see how deadly those guys can be,
Since the invasion of their homeland they have perfected self defence, they now have a chemical warfare division plus miniature nuk payload delivery system,

Suicide special forces assassins no be joke, they are in all parts of Asia waiting to be activated

mofedamijo:
Where was the MAOA-A2 when they dated for 2years,and friends 4 6yrs, where was it when she was been gentle and smiling to all family memebers,my dear that lady is on a mission........

Read my posts properly, when it is activated it is real, if conditioned she becomes triggered, the only time she is satisfied is when she sees blood or victims dead, she's going through stress in marriage and this is bringing her to an edge (terminal) worse might come if not addressed

vinchee:
selflessmaya made a psychlogical diagnosis, while you have made a biological one.
And you know what, you may the only correct person here.

MAOA-A2 is also called the warrior Gene. People who possess this gene react violently whenever they feel threatened or find themselved in a stressful situation. They just can't help it. She would've shown little signs of it when they were dating but probably not enough to really alarm OP.

She needs a doctor in order to find a way to manage it. If it persists after seeing a doctor, OP should run.

No need to run, he should be the dormant not the alfa, he should talk less, let her do the talking, don't go to her complaining, don't don't raise your voice on her especially when fuming, treat her with love,correcr her with love turn her into a new born baby, melt her with love, take her to the gym more often to work out her stress and frustrations, helps her loose the adrenaline buildup, e also has to be her minder,

After anger management she will be better, it makes her understand her self better and knows how to avoid meltdowns,

If she slips into a blood rage, find freezing water and pour on her head, pour lots of it,

Living is a cold region like Canada controls her blood rage, heat and discomfort is a no go for MAOA-A2, tell tale signs are sudden flash of red ring in the eyes, lol, that's why sango is said to have blood in his eyes " I see blood"

abdeiz:
We've seen the video, I'm sure they sent it to him before they released it and he's now trying to do damage control

How do you manage soured beans, tonto has been expires before she was married, if you warm soured beans na then the smell go make ur neighbours laugh you say u no see food eat

kobo123:
The Festus Keyamo Chamber has raised the alarm over imminent release of edited video on Nollywood actress, Tonto Dikeh by her estrange husband, Olakunle Churchill portraying her as being involved in domestic violence against him.

A statement from the chamber issued by Okechukwu Uju-azorji, warned bloggers and journalists not to use any edited video on Tonto Dikeh or faced being sued.

“It has come to our knowledge that her ex-husband, Mr. Olakunle Churchill has perfected plans to release a short and edited video depicting and portraying our client as being involved in some domestic violence against him.

“Our client wants all bloggers and/or journalists to request for the full version of the video showing the said domestic scene which started with a physical abuse of our client by her ex-husband, which earned her a swollen face. Her ex-husband only intends to release our client’s reaction to the assault on her and not the assault itself.

“We shall be prepared to take legal action against any blogger/journalist that uses the edited version without insisting on or showing the full version,” the statement said.

See the press release statement below....





http://news.nollyzone.com/tonto-dikehs-estrange-husband-planning-release-edited-video/
lalasticlala Fynestboi MissyB3 mynd44

No sane woman tries to beat a man despite his size, even Danny davito , a man whose is the size of a midget is known to lift up his wife when angry, talk less of her boxer physic husband, I think tonto should go home and ask her for a training manual on marriage

OZAOEKPE:
Go to court sir

Not only court blame it on PDP, at least they are the cause of the American/korean crisis

QueenOfNepal:
Her face looks more swollen than her boobs.



Your ugly face saved you because the devil can't imagine sharing hell space with you.


Attention Seeker

This is what happens when a man does not f**k his wife or girlfriend properly, an undersexed woman is a designated cause or meltdowns, tantrums and unnecessary cause of attention,

abdeiz:
If he actually was the bad guy playboy billionaire philanthropist she wouldn't dare try that.

See how he is trying to avoid her like a plague, the case for good guys carrying last gets stronger by the day.

In my village, there is a saying, it's not forbidden to eat soured beans, but warming it alerts ur neighbours u have soured beans in your kitchen, in this man's case he has expired beans, which is worse than soured and it's a disgrace to warm tonto

oyonu:
So why is she always acting like the victim in this while saga? Tonto pls be humble

Tell the b**ch pls, SIT DOWN

PrettyCrystal:
Kudos to our gallant soldiers fighting tirelessly for the safety of the country. Some soldiers were in high spirits after a military onslaught against Boko Haram insurgents in the dreaded Sambisa forest. The soldiers who dealt a very big blow to the terrorists sect, posed with the dead bodies of its fighters for pictures after the clearance operation.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/10/soldiers-rejoice-operation-sambisa-forest-pose-slain-boko-haram-terrorists.html

Hit hard and fast make sure the enemy is dead and he stays so

lightblazingnow:
https://thewhistler.ng/amp/story/ambassadorial-nominee-old-u-s-tells-buhari/

Am in good health it's just pdp making me old

WhoBeThisMan:
Do you know you would have gotten more likes if you just typed "FTC Yey.." than that rubbish you just typed

Leave am de talk watin em no know, until putin annexed crimea some cabal could not access old Russian lost arms stockpiles to supply isis,
Has no weak point do he's seen as a threat to some people

Visit Russia and learn to face reality, not the lies u get on washed up news, that's how gaddafi was painted black and demonised until he was killed, now Libya, has realised they lost their future

wrongchoice:
COURTSHIP DAYS AND MY HATRED FOR WOMEN BEATERS
During our courtship days I have always reiterated my stand on men that do beat their wife. I was of the opinion that they are not lesser than a beast.
She is very quiet, she hardly finishes her words, and she was full of smile that my grandma named her “smiling smiling girl”. My family members were thanking God for me because of her gentle nature. She doesn’t have friends, she goes to church regularly. I went for her because I have seen a lot of unhappy homes and by all means I wanted to avoid such situation. Before her, I had seen many girls that I love and they equally love me too. I leave them immediately I see a sign of anger in them. So, I told her that all I wanted in my life was happiness and I will make sure I keep the home together and going smoothly in as much that happens.
She has her trust issues which I thought they were necessary and not out of control (that was my greatest mistake), but aggressiveness and hatred ,I never had that thought a bit. She didn’t even look it.

MY FIRST SHOCKER
After the introduction, she was eager for the wedding despite the fact that I hardly got employed in a small firm barely a year. We fixed the date and arrangements were going.
3 days before the wedding , I told my wife to-be that one of my friends promised to bring event ;ushers for our wedding just to add glamour to the day, she didn’t allow me to finish when she started shouting on top of her voice and with this kind of never seen before aggressiveness. I never saw such red eyes before in 2 years of our courtship and over 6 years as friends. She said my friends and I were bringing oloshos to sleep with for bash eve which I never even plan to have. Her argument wasn’t a concern but I never see her reacted that way. I cried and I knew I was in for a big trouble.

THE REAL SHOW

Fast forward to after wedding. To my surprise, before any argument she would hit me, sometimes slap just less than 2 months in the marriage. I discovered she has the strength of 3 men. We are talking about a lady that never misses any church program as a youth and when we moved to our new area , she became more popular than myself in the church. This went on for a while coupled with terrible issues that I would be taken one after the other.

THE DAY OF LESSON
There was this afternoon that an argument ensue base on (what I will share latter) , she took out knife, I collected it from her, she brought out fork I collected it from her, she resulted to my belt and she started beating me with it ,I didn’t even struggle with her just like before. She took her shoe hitting it on my head ,I didn’t even move, I wasn’t even angry self. She bite me on my shoulder and thumb which nearly had that finger off if not for quick medical attention. At this point a question flashed through my mind, “would this be how my live would be going?”. This woman may even ask me to lay flat to receive some lashes if I didn’t make attempt to stop her. I concluded that I have to do something. Then without any iota of anger in me. I raised my hand up and gave her 2 thunderous slaps across her face. She opened her mouth for complete 5 minutes she couldn’t close it. I knew she would be thinking she has over stepped her boundary. She started shouting that I have killed her and all sorts. People that never had me speak in that street for good one year I stayed their plus close to a year she has spent with me were aghast. Since that day many things changed for the worse. Though she stopped hitting me after that, except sometimes when she would push me against the wall and i get some bruises.
I later travelled home and my siblings were asking me if my hands were tied to my back while a woman was inflicting all these injuries on my body. They saw both the fresh ones and the old bruises. It was a very big issue that families, church members had to intervene. I can tell you since that day things had never remain the same again. It was the beginning of trouble and unhappy home.

My question is this? If you were in my position what would you have done differently?


you can check the previous post here
https://www.nairaland.com/4126638/how-wife-been-terrorizing-me

Your wife has a genetic disorder, it is called MAOA-2, anger gene , bad gene, killer gene, etc, they are known to kill when provoked or threatened, they are caring and extremely protective, extremely strong, physical confrontation is not advised, her stage has gone critical and help is needed,anger management is advised and it might depend on her past, unresolved issues and stress, MAOA-A2 are known to have issues of aggression in their past and this activates the killer instinct in them, once activated they can not go back, the child or adult experiences a defective syndrome of secreting too much adrenaline that the brain will not be able to counter with an depressant called maomine which reduces anger in the brain, it's job is to counter the effect of anger, unbelievable reactions occur and death isn't far from their victims at times, this gene is hereditary, and is most common with AA blood group, they are advised to go for anger management if accosted do not fuel their anger, defuse them, that means the environment is hostile and negative charges (words, actions) should be discouraged from being used against them,

MAOA-A2 are known to make the best soldiers especially special forces, they are strong and capable of incredible violence, fast deadly and accurate, they could still run 4 miles and not feel the effect of bullet wounds or blood loss, except when hit in an vital organ,

Congratulations man u are living with a special woman, use your words wisely

Penalty82:
http://sunnewsonline.com/catholic-priest-dumps-priesthood-one-year-after-abduction/amp/

It's a normal, if u can't cope with your wows u can leave, and be relieved of your wows

madridguy:


SAI BABA IS UNSHAKEABLE.

Oh oh, wobbles!

224HITS:
Happy Sunday guys..

See more details below

http://www.224hits.com/photo-gucci-manes-wedding-cake-vs-nigerian-independence-cake/

Low down dirty shame

MhizzAJ:
You lie

Most men too are evil

There are bad people and there are good people

Does condom have a particular smell?

Look before you leap.

**Do not quote me, Just read and pass **
**Am tired**

Are you a learner?

Nollyzonenews:
The younger brother of late Tagbo Umeike has confirmed that singer Davido was indeed absent at his brother’s funeral in Anambra state yesterday.

The young man identified as Chigbo Umeike told Punch NG that his brother was buried yesterday in the absence of Davido and his representatives.

He also used the opportunity to debunk the notion that their mother had stroke due to Tagbo’s demise.

His words:

“My brother was buried on Friday and it is so sad that we have lost someone with a big heart. However, Davido was not present at the burial neither did he send a representative but at this point, we have no comment on that.”

“I would also like to use this medium to correct the notion that my mother has stroke because she doesn’t. We saw the report online but it is not true. The burial ceremony went well. I would miss my brother a lot because he had a big heart. He was not only my brother but a lot of people’s brother as well. Through my late brother, I have made a lot of friends turned brother and despite his death, I hope to still keep these wonderful people as my brothers. My sister in the UK came down for the burial. For now, we just finished burying my brother and we would want the dust to settle”.

While his friend was being buried in Anambra, Davido was busy enjoying royal welcome in Edo state. He shared photo of himself enjoying the company of crown Prince of Edo state. The singer had a show in the state from where he is expected to travel to Sierra Leone for another concert.


http://edition.soundoro.com/davido-absent-tagbo-umeikes-burialspotted-benin-edo-state-party/

In his next life if there is he should remember money can't buy you friends, it only gives you a fantasy of being important or needed, when the trouble gets dirty friends don't cower

Bari22:
Useless ipobs got a reason to hate for the whole day

They hate everything including their existence.



Meanwhile i salute

No Nigerian army de door

Realsman405:
A few weeks into CIA training, labrador Lulu began to show signs she simply "wasn't interested in detecting explosive odours".

Some people just aren't cut out for the realities of a high-pressure work environment - and it would seem the same goes for dogs.

Lulu the labrador's handler had high hopes of her becoming the CIA's latest bomb-sniffing talent, but it was not meant to be.

It started out well, according to a "pupdate" on the CIA's website, but soon started to go downhill.
A few weeks into training, Lulu began to show signs that she simply "wasn't interested in detecting explosive odours", the blog post said.

"Lulu was no longer interested in searching for explosives," the post said.
"Even when they could motivate her with food and play to search, she was clearly not enjoying herself any longer."

The post went on to say that the mental and physical wellbeing of the sniffer dogs is the CIA's priority, so they "made the extremely difficult decision to do what's best for Lulu and drop her from the programme".

But it is not all bad news, as handlers have the option to adopt dogs who are dropped.
Lulu now has a new home, and spends her days chasing rabbits and squirrels in the garden - much less stressful.

It is not clear whether Lulu simply wasn't up to the challenge of sniffing out bombs, or whether it was all part of a cunning plan to never have to go to work.

Either way, she's happy, and so is her handler - and the CIA can now focus on its top dogs.


news.sky.com/story/bomb-sniffing-dog-fired-from-cia-for-refusing-to-sniff-bombs-11087751


lalasticlala Mynd44 Seun

Fine labrador, only if people know these dogs were being fed with components for bomb making, and when the smell bombs they think it's food

MrFly:
I once loved a girl who was on IT in a firm i was a manager, we both went along until her ex came back in full swing to whisk her away from me. I pleaded her not to leave me but she did, I went ma way, later found a girl who i felled for, I went for her marriage introduction on 1st october this year. She's currently pregnant for me but ma ex on getting the news of my introduction has been on my neck, she calls and text at night and has vowed to destroy ma marriage claiming i dumped her which is not true. Two days ago she called and embarassed my wife calling her "a husband snatcher" and treatening thunder & brimstone. I have calmed down my wife but am still confused who gave her my wife's number. Am i being betrayed? What should i do?

Trauma wife, u better run, abi ur grand mother and mama no tell u? If a woman has left u, she will leave again!