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Romance › Re: Man Marrying 6 Women In Delta, Pays Bride Price Of 3, Leaves 3 Stubborn Ones by godofuck231: 8:05am On Nov 14, 2017
BruncleZuma:
grin grin grin grin

Isaiah 4:1
And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/00/e2/a6/00e2a6744ab9aea25e6e3ca20e0fe46f.gif
You must be drinking very cold orijin, take knuckle
Career › Re: Family Of Whistleblower Who Exposed Corruption In Yabatech Cries For Help. Photo by godofuck231: 7:58am On Nov 14, 2017
femo122:
grin
Ogar o
Romance › Re: British Woman Caught Her Baby Daddy Resting In Bed With Her Mother After Sex by godofuck231: 7:54am On Nov 14, 2017
emirazy400:
watz all diz sef
Cassava and rabbits, they don't get enough of it, I guess
Celebrities › Re: Elizabeth Michael Lulu Sentenced To Prison For Death Of Steven Kanumba by godofuck231: 7:50am On Nov 14, 2017
Jaii:
Disadvantage of dating pretty but irrational slay queens. RIP bro
Beauty no brains, hope the slay queens in prison teaches her more
Crime › Re: Soldier In Borno Kills Army Captain, 4 Others, Then Kills Himself (Graphic Pics) by godofuck231: 7:57am On Nov 13, 2017
CastedDude:
A Nigerian soldier, Silas Ninyo (93NA / 36/2608), was allegedly shot dead by the captain, T. Mani, who had attempted to stop him from beating innocent civilians in Chibok, Borno State.

According to reports, the shocking incident is said to have occurred on Sunday afternoon after a team of soldiers, led by one Captain T. Mani (N/14430), was providing security for worshippers during Sunday service in Chibok and received a distress call that Staff Sergeant Ninyo was beating civilians for unknown reasons.

Captain Mani, accompanied by soldiers, moved to the scene and freed the civilians. But while trying to disarm the errant soldier, Captain Mani was shot dead by Staff Sergeant Ninyo, who later shot himself dead after killing four others.

The corpses now remain in Yola.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/11/nigerian-soldier-kills-army-captain-four-others-killing-borno-photos.html
Complex problems simple solution, combat stress, solution is to defuse or remove operator from front line or combat, this tragedy could have been avoided
Phones › Re: Over 1 Million Downloaded Fake Whatsapp! Checkout If You Are Among- Screenshots by godofuck231: 7:45am On Nov 13, 2017
InternetGenius:
An app pretending to be an update of WhatsApp, over 1 million people were tricked into downloading it

The app is available on playstore and is still there, check the screenshot below

However, after this illegitimacy was obviously flassed by Reddit users, the app name changed to "Dual Whatsweb Update" and the Res-icon was also switched.

Unlike many other fake apps, the sole aim of the developer was to create revenue through Ad views. You can see the amount of WhatsApp branded apps that have got past Google's curation below on screenshot.

Android users becareful with the way you download things out there, we all know Google playstore is the best secured store for downloading apps but things still happen or you can just get yourself an iPhone and be secured.

Lalasticlala, please pass this to them to save more people from this mess!
Blackberry is still one of the most secured,due to the fact whatsapp is being scrapped from its platform only new platforms that might compromise BlackBerry. security,
Crime › Re: Young Man Commits Suicide In Abuja (Disturbing Photo) by godofuck231: 6:40am On Nov 13, 2017
GistMorer:
@GISTMORE

The suicide rate in Nigeria is becoming alarming. Just this evening, a young construction worker committed suicide in Abuja. Below is how Facebook user, Theresa Igwuanyi, narrated the story...

his is a breaking story..40mins ago at Oyo street area 2 Garki Abuja



Via https://www.gistmore.com/another-young-man-commits-suicide-abuja-photos



https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/5a088f0f37713.jpg
Cause of death' apc
Music/Radio › Re: Wizkid Wins AFRIMA 2017 Best Male West African Act. Beats Davido by godofuck231: 6:32am On Nov 13, 2017
itchie:
Davido fans right now
After the 30 billion, nothing else to show, I beg go look oshodi
Romance › Re: Zimbabwean Woman Divorces Husband Because Of Too Much Sex by godofuck231: 10:25pm On Nov 11, 2017
greatnaija01:
NO sex woman go complain, WEAK SEX n she go cuurse u finish, STRONG sex she go say you wan kill am and then file for divorce.... chai
Have u tried her best friend, u should, it works,
Sine e too much for her the best is to share it out
Politics › Re: SARS Officials Attached To Amaechi Attack Governor Wike's Convoy(pics) by godofuck231: 10:07pm On Nov 11, 2017
zoba88:
Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Ezenwo Wike on Saturday escaped assassination as Special Anti-robbery Squad Operatives and soldiers of the Nigerian Army in the motorcade of the Minister of Transportation, Rotimi Chibuike Amaechi  attacked his convoy.

The governor who was on project inspection was attacked at Nwanja Junction  on Trans-Amadi Road.

The SARs Personnel and Soldiers in the Minister's convoy  hit down the Governor's Escort Rider and attacked the policemen  in the pilot car.

Mr Debewari , Aide -De- Camp, to the Minister of Transportation,  Rotimi Amaechi, supervised the attack, which included damage of cameras held by journalists .

Also part of the attack, was the Commander of Rivers SARS, Mr Akin Fakorede who received  the Minister of Transportation at the Port Harcourt International Airport  and accompanied on his trip.

After the attack, the Rivers State Governor continued  with his  inspection  of Projects.

Governor Wike was not harmed, despite  the attack.

The Minister of Transportation had over 50 SARS Personnel , Soldiers and Mobile Policemen in his motorcade.

Simeon Nwakaudu,
Special Assistant to the Rivers State Governor, Electronic Media.
11th November, 2017.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/11/sars-personnelsoldiers-attached-to.html?m=1



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDPN1NnynZU
For the minister to attack the cso of the state he should be summoned and made to face the Senate, his adc and the special anti robbery squad leader should be relived with immediate effect, and the police service commission should probe them, imagine in front of his sss body guards,had it been wike was killed, stories would bear ugly fruits.
Amechi should be relived of his position, he's not fit to lead as a minister. His thinking and sense of judgement is as that of a 14 year old
Family › Re: What Led To The Greatest Flogging You Received As A Kid?? by godofuck231: 3:29pm On Nov 11, 2017
McBrooklyn:
So you were flogged for sucking her daughter's tips even though you were invited?? grin
It's the devils work, I can explain
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Arrested By Police In Lagos Over Fight With Toyin Lawani (Photos) by godofuck231: 3:29pm On Nov 11, 2017
cococandy:
You deserve death before him.
Asswipe
It's never that bad, u can meet with him and I can send u lubs, u vagina wipe
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Arrested By Police In Lagos Over Fight With Toyin Lawani (Photos) by godofuck231: 11:02pm On Nov 07, 2017
donstan18:
That's awesome!!

Just draw a masculine anus on the wall and force him to fvck it till the drawn anus squirts.

God creates, and you'll hardly change yourself.... Look at HER/HIM looking like an old man with a bucket face just for some hours!

You think you can just declare yourself a GAY freely and get ignored!
Let them hang the mongrel
Education › Re: After Years Of Graduation, Can You Still Define Your Course Of Study? by godofuck231: 1:59pm On Nov 07, 2017
edeXede:
embarassed

Chemistry is the mixing of different colors of water like blue, orange, red etc to form another colour. Then burning the color with lighter or gas cooker to get another colour.. Then looking at the colour and writing down alphabets like Fe, ca and mg

or

It is drawing of endless branches of trees.. some like square and some like cheese
Your father is on admission he just fainted
Politics › Re: Benue’s Anti-open Grazing Law: Miyetti Allah Wants FG, NASS To Intervene by godofuck231: 9:20am On Nov 06, 2017
NaijaEfcc:
Hahahahaha they are now begging oooh idiots!! angry
Lalasticlala, mynd44
There's no problem if they refuse, just catch the aboki and castrate both cow and cows
Celebrities › Re: "Most Women Can't Squirt But I Can"- Bobrisky Claims by godofuck231: 9:16am On Nov 06, 2017
HeWrites:
Nigerian male barbie/crossdresse, Bobrisky has been sharing more scandalous posts on Snapchat that would sure rile Nigerians up!

See what he shared today about squirting during s.exual intercourse with his 'rich' bae, below;

http://www.torimill.com/2017/11/can-now-squirt-better-that-most-women.html
I wonder why this guy can't just come to warri, at least for a function or something so I can initiate a blood bath on him
Romance › Re: 13-Year-Old Girl Flees With Boyfriend In Lagos by godofuck231: 9:05am On Nov 06, 2017
Nwodosis:
First love in a lady's heart is like unquenchable fire, it is only unfortunate that this one is an underage and with the wrong man.
That's true but if that would kill the hungry and not set her into prostitution then may she be successful as a woman
Romance › Re: 13-Year-Old Girl Flees With Boyfriend In Lagos by godofuck231: 9:04am On Nov 06, 2017
RETIREDMUMU:
imagine 13 years old lawal had known the sweetness taste of rod undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided,


abeg leave akin alone, lawal go do sexual education in akin house nao lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
If she's ready to settle down let them leave her alone after all if ashe graduate no job de available, the country don spoil so as the morals,
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mike Sonko, Kenyan Governor Who Has Gold Cars, 24 Karat Gold Phones, Gold Wines by godofuck231: 9:01am On Nov 06, 2017
Kowor:
Dino melaye's brother from the other side.
Ma nigga
Celebrities › Re: Victor Anichebe Replaces DJ Cuppy With New White Chick by godofuck231: 7:14am On Nov 05, 2017
kmcutez:
What changes do you think happens in a guy? It is even worse for the guy to have sex constantly than a woman.
. Fatter and bigger ego
Celebrities › Re: Victor Anichebe Replaces DJ Cuppy With New White Chick by godofuck231: 7:12am On Nov 05, 2017
kmcutez:
I think your mentality is kind of warped. Most Nigerians get married for the wrong reasons, hence the high rate of cheating, battery, divorce etc.

I want to get married for the right reasons, and assuming my husband cheats, then he is free to go with whomever he cheats with. Cheating is akin to death for me due to the high rate of STD.

I am not a "I must get married by all means kind of person". Most Nigerians must emancipate their minds, so they can live above societal pressures, norms etc.
OK take this, load aim and squeeze
Family › Re: I Deny My Husband Sex Because Of STD by godofuck231: 7:11am On Nov 05, 2017
frenzyduchess:
Please tell us how a man that comes home late probably after banging a strange lady in a hotel has learnt his lesson? Or you skipped that part where he comes home late?
If he is still unrepentant and keeps late, hotels and all, go see ur father and return his bride price, as has will now be free to him
Family › Re: What Led To The Greatest Flogging You Received As A Kid?? by godofuck231: 6:55am On Nov 05, 2017
McBrooklyn:
Well, I think growing up in a African home, we must all have received some floggings in the past for either being disobedient or probably too obedient. So reminiscing about one or two of those numerous floggings those days won't get you another flogging now, huh?? grin


So lemme start with mine... Growing up as a child and a boy to be precise, I was so fond on playing football and playing game back then. So there was this particular day, I was home alone and bored AF and there here comes this particular friend of mine that came to gist me about how one man just opened a new shop not too far from my area then and he started sweet talking me about how this particular man was selling his own computer game at a cheaper price (I think #300 then). Mehn, to cut the story short he successfully brainwashed me and I tripped but the only problem we had that moment was raising the money to go get the computer game. Fortunately and unfortunately for me, I knew where my Mum usually stashed her money and viola I removed the particular price we're gonna need to get the game and we went yo get the game and the batteries needed to. We played and played to our maximum satisfaction that afternoon till evening when that my friend bade me farewell cos twas getting dark then. My Mum came home and she kinda noticed I was more than happy that evening compared to when she left earlier like I won a lottery during the day or something. That was the moment she started suspecting foul play, she asked me what's up with me and I said I was a little bit overjoyed about her arrival cos I was home alone all day. Then, she caught me playing the game late that same night and just like a typical Nigerian mother she asked me where I got the game from and I told her I bought it, then she asked with which money and that was the moment I realized I already shot myself in the leg the moment I said I bought it. Mehn, she beat the devil and the hell outta me that night even after confessing about stealing her money earlier to buy the computer game and the painful thing was I was made to return the game the following morning unless she ain't gonna give me food in that house again. Chei, I begged the seller like madt before the man decided to help my life by refunding me the money and thereby collecting the computer game back. That was the day I realized the Bible was right about "Idle hands are Devil's workshop" verse grin



So Nairalanders, over to y'all... What's your own story?? cheesy
I was 16 and still in secondary school when was introduced by a senior prefect to sucking her nipples, on a said afternoon after school she took me home for my drug and started administering nipocilin, somehow things go heated and I took off my cloths after some time I discovered someone at the door looking at me, her mother was home, got some strokes that made me look like a tiger, couldn't seat properly for days, got a whole park of ass flogging martial arts
Family › Re: What Led To The Greatest Flogging You Received As A Kid?? by godofuck231: 6:43am On Nov 05, 2017
FvckShiT:
[color=#F535AA] I fuçkin made my cousin súck my fuçkin çoçk when I was 7[/color]
Ur elders supposed tie u to the stake, for general flogging
Family › Re: What Led To The Greatest Flogging You Received As A Kid?? by godofuck231: 6:41am On Nov 05, 2017
Papiikush:
I was caught having sex with our neighbor's daughter in their flat. I really don't wanna go into details. grin
Satannnnnn, leave his rod,
Health › Re: Tungdom: Condom For Protection During Mouth Action (Photos) by godofuck231: 6:38am On Nov 05, 2017
[quote author=AlexCk post=62070900][/quote]May your woman know no drought, may she bask on your bed of perpetual indulgence
Family › Re: I Deny My Husband Sex Because Of STD by godofuck231: 6:28am On Nov 05, 2017
desreek9:
Please take time to read this, I really need your advice.

I am a working mother of four kids (2 sets of twins) been married since 2012; I and my husband communicate well, our sex life is great (we explore diff. styles) and I make sure everyone is contented and satisfied or so i thought.
How i found out he was cheating

I noticed I didn't see my period for two months which is weird, I checked if i was with child but it was negative, before then I noticed burning feeling when i pee and pains so i decided to see a doctor, that was how i received the greatest shock of my life. I was told i had STD, I was in shock, crying and shaking cos i know i got it from my husband, was told to do an HIV test.

After the longest wait of my life and vomiting due to anxiety and panic, it was negative. Three months later was still negative, I went home thinking of ways to kill my husband. Later that night i first asked him if he was cheating he blatantly denied but when i showed him the test result, he was dumbfounded and started begging, i asked him why with tears rolling down my eyes, he couldn't give any reason because he knows everything was great btw us, i told him we would never make love anymore that i can't risk my life because of sex, he was begging me saying he would change, i told him i can never trust him cos once a cheat, always a cheat.

My people, it's over a year and we've not had sex, he can't chase me away from the house because we both built it and the land is in my name, sometimes he comes home late but i really don't care since we have separate bedroom. He said he can't leave because he will have to tell his and my people but he doesn't want the embarrassment.

Apart from all these, every other aspect is great at home, so my question is this; is my decision too harsh or am i justified?
Mind you some stds come with pool contact and toilets. That y some men cup their genitals with their palm when in a toilet to protect the penis tip from touching the seat and bowl, the skin inside the tract can contact like a woman's body, and some women don't know this yet
Family › Re: I Deny My Husband Sex Because Of STD by godofuck231: 6:25am On Nov 05, 2017
desreek9:
Please take time to read this, I really need your advice.

I am a working mother of four kids (2 sets of twins) been married since 2012; I and my husband communicate well, our sex life is great (we explore diff. styles) and I make sure everyone is contented and satisfied or so i thought.
How i found out he was cheating

I noticed I didn't see my period for two months which is weird, I checked if i was with child but it was negative, before then I noticed burning feeling when i pee and pains so i decided to see a doctor, that was how i received the greatest shock of my life. I was told i had STD, I was in shock, crying and shaking cos i know i got it from my husband, was told to do an HIV test.

After the longest wait of my life and vomiting due to anxiety and panic, it was negative. Three months later was still negative, I went home thinking of ways to kill my husband. Later that night i first asked him if he was cheating he blatantly denied but when i showed him the test result, he was dumbfounded and started begging, i asked him why with tears rolling down my eyes, he couldn't give any reason because he knows everything was great btw us, i told him we would never make love anymore that i can't risk my life because of sex, he was begging me saying he would change, i told him i can never trust him cos once a cheat, always a cheat.

My people, it's over a year and we've not had sex, he can't chase me away from the house because we both built it and the land is in my name, sometimes he comes home late but i really don't care since we have separate bedroom. He said he can't leave because he will have to tell his and my people but he doesn't want the embarrassment.

Apart from all these, every other aspect is great at home, so my question is this; is my decision too harsh or am i justified?
You did right but holding it too long will ruin ur marriage, create a balance, at least he's learnt his lesson, of he repeats it again, sign a contract with gold circle or magnum, u can be an ambassador
Celebrities › Re: Cossy Orjiakor: "My New Butt Is N1.5 Million Worth" by godofuck231: 6:21am On Nov 05, 2017
axcer:
@GISTMORE

Nollywood’s queen of boobs, Cossy Ojiakor, may have made good her plans to get a new bum to compliment her humongous boobs, which have earned her fame far above what her talents could have pulled off.

The Nutty Queen revealed to Potpourri in a private chat that having a new big bum to replace her relatively small one is a done deal and that, it actually set her back some millions of naira.

When asked if she had actually done the butt job she said she would do, the actress who’s always economical with words replied in the affirmative.

“That’s old news. I have big butt now,” she replied briefly with a chuckle of mischief in her voice.

Then, Potpourri inquired if she could share the picture of the new big butt. She obliged with more chuckles.

“So, you expect me to give out my new massive butt pictures just like that? After spending N1.5 million? Please chill. I ‘m not giving it out yet. You will see it from my new musical video,” adding with more chuckles and teasing words.

Cossy caught everyone by surprise when she announced she was going under the knives to make her bum as massive as her legendary humongous boobs. There’s probably no other African movie star more popular for their bumper boobs than Cossy Ojiakor.

I prefer to call her ‘Commotion Cossy’ because wherever she goes, commotion follows her, as all male eyes and even female ones bulge from their sockets at the sight of Cossy’s colossal twin-towers. Some have called her Nollywood’s queen of boobs and rightly so, as the Nutty Queen has never failed to put her boobs on the line but it appears the diva wants to give her fans the best of two worlds.

Interestingly, some minutes after our discussion, Cossy added as her profile picture on WhatsApp a cryptic picture of her back, showing her back, hip and a bit of her gluteaus area, but not the maximum.

SOURCE http://www.gistmore.com/new-massive-bum-worth-n1-5-million-cossy-ojiakor

https://www.lailasblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/corsy-660x330.jpg
She's still a who*e, but now worse off. Let her countdown start, 10 years to plastic surgery complications
Family › Re: Man Flees From Home Over Wife’s High Libido by godofuck231: 7:16pm On Nov 04, 2017
midehi2:
grin

got married 9yrs ago and already have 8 children, kilodeee shocked shocked
Prepare for attack, this is what a baby shower looks like not the rubbish nairalanders post,
Crime › Re: Policeman Arrests Man For Stepping On His Leg In Lagos (Photo) by godofuck231: 7:08pm On Nov 04, 2017
Letenwam:
A Nigerian lady and Instagram user @bibicreammy, took to the platform to share a video of a Police Officer assaulting and reportedly arrested a man who stepped on his leg in Ilupeju area of Lagos State.

According to the lady, the tricycle driver didn’t step on the officer’s leg intentionally, but was still arrested. Here’s what she wrote;
It's an assault, try am for America, as a black man, may be u will be shot, twice
Politics › Re: Umahi Receives Osinbajo As He Lands In Ebonyi For Wedding Of Buhari's Aide (Pics by godofuck231: 7:07pm On Nov 04, 2017
Kizyte:
We can be romantic too. grin
fuc**********k, no, Nooooooo, how did they get here, why not sambisa

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