₦airaland Forum

RETIREDMUMU:
imagine 13 years old lawal had known the sweetness taste of rod ,


abeg leave akin alone, lawal go do sexual education in akin house nao

If she's ready to settle down let them leave her alone after all if ashe graduate no job de available, the country don spoil so as the morals,

Kowor:
Dino melaye's brother from the other side.

Ma nigga

kmcutez:
What changes do you think happens in a guy? It is even worse for the guy to have sex constantly than a woman.

. Fatter and bigger ego

kmcutez:
I think your mentality is kind of warped. Most Nigerians get married for the wrong reasons, hence the high rate of cheating, battery, divorce etc.

I want to get married for the right reasons, and assuming my husband cheats, then he is free to go with whomever he cheats with. Cheating is akin to death for me due to the high rate of STD.

I am not a "I must get married by all means kind of person". Most Nigerians must emancipate their minds, so they can live above societal pressures, norms etc.

OK take this, load aim and squeeze

frenzyduchess:
Please tell us how a man that comes home late probably after banging a strange lady in a hotel has learnt his lesson? Or you skipped that part where he comes home late?

If he is still unrepentant and keeps late, hotels and all, go see ur father and return his bride price, as has will now be free to him

McBrooklyn:
Well, I think growing up in a African home, we must all have received some floggings in the past for either being disobedient or probably too obedient. So reminiscing about one or two of those numerous floggings those days won't get you another flogging now, huh??


So lemme start with mine... Growing up as a child and a boy to be precise, I was so fond on playing football and playing game back then. So there was this particular day, I was home alone and bored AF and there here comes this particular friend of mine that came to gist me about how one man just opened a new shop not too far from my area then and he started sweet talking me about how this particular man was selling his own computer game at a cheaper price (I think #300 then). Mehn, to cut the story short he successfully brainwashed me and I tripped but the only problem we had that moment was raising the money to go get the computer game. Fortunately and unfortunately for me, I knew where my Mum usually stashed her money and viola I removed the particular price we're gonna need to get the game and we went yo get the game and the batteries needed to. We played and played to our maximum satisfaction that afternoon till evening when that my friend bade me farewell cos twas getting dark then. My Mum came home and she kinda noticed I was more than happy that evening compared to when she left earlier like I won a lottery during the day or something. That was the moment she started suspecting foul play, she asked me what's up with me and I said I was a little bit overjoyed about her arrival cos I was home alone all day. Then, she caught me playing the game late that same night and just like a typical Nigerian mother she asked me where I got the game from and I told her I bought it, then she asked with which money and that was the moment I realized I already shot myself in the leg the moment I said I bought it. Mehn, she beat the devil and the hell outta me that night even after confessing about stealing her money earlier to buy the computer game and the painful thing was I was made to return the game the following morning unless she ain't gonna give me food in that house again. Chei, I begged the seller like madt before the man decided to help my life by refunding me the money and thereby collecting the computer game back. That was the day I realized the Bible was right about "Idle hands are Devil's workshop" verse


So Nairalanders, over to y'all... What's your own story??

I was 16 and still in secondary school when was introduced by a senior prefect to sucking her nipples, on a said afternoon after school she took me home for my drug and started administering nipocilin, somehow things go heated and I took off my cloths after some time I discovered someone at the door looking at me, her mother was home, got some strokes that made me look like a tiger, couldn't seat properly for days, got a whole park of ass flogging martial arts

FvckShiT:
[color=#F535AA] I fuçkin made my cousin súck my fuçkin çoçk when I was 7[/color]

Ur elders supposed tie u to the stake, for general flogging

Papiikush:
I was caught having sex with our neighbor's daughter in their flat. I really don't wanna go into details.

Satannnnnn, leave his rod,

[quote author=AlexCk post=62070900][/quote]May your woman know no drought, may she bask on your bed of perpetual indulgence

desreek9:
Please take time to read this, I really need your advice.

I am a working mother of four kids (2 sets of twins) been married since 2012; I and my husband communicate well, our sex life is great (we explore diff. styles) and I make sure everyone is contented and satisfied or so i thought.
How i found out he was cheating

I noticed I didn't see my period for two months which is weird, I checked if i was with child but it was negative, before then I noticed burning feeling when i pee and pains so i decided to see a doctor, that was how i received the greatest shock of my life. I was told i had STD, I was in shock, crying and shaking cos i know i got it from my husband, was told to do an HIV test.

After the longest wait of my life and vomiting due to anxiety and panic, it was negative. Three months later was still negative, I went home thinking of ways to kill my husband. Later that night i first asked him if he was cheating he blatantly denied but when i showed him the test result, he was dumbfounded and started begging, i asked him why with tears rolling down my eyes, he couldn't give any reason because he knows everything was great btw us, i told him we would never make love anymore that i can't risk my life because of sex, he was begging me saying he would change, i told him i can never trust him cos once a cheat, always a cheat.

My people, it's over a year and we've not had sex, he can't chase me away from the house because we both built it and the land is in my name, sometimes he comes home late but i really don't care since we have separate bedroom. He said he can't leave because he will have to tell his and my people but he doesn't want the embarrassment.

Apart from all these, every other aspect is great at home, so my question is this; is my decision too harsh or am i justified?

Mind you some stds come with pool contact and toilets. That y some men cup their genitals with their palm when in a toilet to protect the penis tip from touching the seat and bowl, the skin inside the tract can contact like a woman's body, and some women don't know this yet

desreek9:
Please take time to read this, I really need your advice.

I am a working mother of four kids (2 sets of twins) been married since 2012; I and my husband communicate well, our sex life is great (we explore diff. styles) and I make sure everyone is contented and satisfied or so i thought.
How i found out he was cheating

I noticed I didn't see my period for two months which is weird, I checked if i was with child but it was negative, before then I noticed burning feeling when i pee and pains so i decided to see a doctor, that was how i received the greatest shock of my life. I was told i had STD, I was in shock, crying and shaking cos i know i got it from my husband, was told to do an HIV test.

After the longest wait of my life and vomiting due to anxiety and panic, it was negative. Three months later was still negative, I went home thinking of ways to kill my husband. Later that night i first asked him if he was cheating he blatantly denied but when i showed him the test result, he was dumbfounded and started begging, i asked him why with tears rolling down my eyes, he couldn't give any reason because he knows everything was great btw us, i told him we would never make love anymore that i can't risk my life because of sex, he was begging me saying he would change, i told him i can never trust him cos once a cheat, always a cheat.

My people, it's over a year and we've not had sex, he can't chase me away from the house because we both built it and the land is in my name, sometimes he comes home late but i really don't care since we have separate bedroom. He said he can't leave because he will have to tell his and my people but he doesn't want the embarrassment.

Apart from all these, every other aspect is great at home, so my question is this; is my decision too harsh or am i justified?

You did right but holding it too long will ruin ur marriage, create a balance, at least he's learnt his lesson, of he repeats it again, sign a contract with gold circle or magnum, u can be an ambassador

axcer:
@GISTMORE

Nollywood’s queen of boobs, Cossy Ojiakor, may have made good her plans to get a new bum to compliment her humongous boobs, which have earned her fame far above what her talents could have pulled off.

The Nutty Queen revealed to Potpourri in a private chat that having a new big bum to replace her relatively small one is a done deal and that, it actually set her back some millions of naira.

When asked if she had actually done the butt job she said she would do, the actress who’s always economical with words replied in the affirmative.

“That’s old news. I have big butt now,” she replied briefly with a chuckle of mischief in her voice.

Then, Potpourri inquired if she could share the picture of the new big butt. She obliged with more chuckles.

“So, you expect me to give out my new massive butt pictures just like that? After spending N1.5 million? Please chill. I ‘m not giving it out yet. You will see it from my new musical video,” adding with more chuckles and teasing words.

Cossy caught everyone by surprise when she announced she was going under the knives to make her bum as massive as her legendary humongous boobs. There’s probably no other African movie star more popular for their bumper boobs than Cossy Ojiakor.

I prefer to call her ‘Commotion Cossy’ because wherever she goes, commotion follows her, as all male eyes and even female ones bulge from their sockets at the sight of Cossy’s colossal twin-towers. Some have called her Nollywood’s queen of boobs and rightly so, as the Nutty Queen has never failed to put her boobs on the line but it appears the diva wants to give her fans the best of two worlds.

Interestingly, some minutes after our discussion, Cossy added as her profile picture on WhatsApp a cryptic picture of her back, showing her back, hip and a bit of her gluteaus area, but not the maximum.

SOURCE http://www.gistmore.com/new-massive-bum-worth-n1-5-million-cossy-ojiakor

https://www.lailasblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/corsy-660x330.jpg

She's still a who*e, but now worse off. Let her countdown start, 10 years to plastic surgery complications

midehi2:


got married 9yrs ago and already have 8 children, kilodeee

Prepare for attack, this is what a baby shower looks like not the rubbish nairalanders post,

Letenwam:
A Nigerian lady and Instagram user @bibicreammy, took to the platform to share a video of a Police Officer assaulting and reportedly arrested a man who stepped on his leg in Ilupeju area of Lagos State.

According to the lady, the tricycle driver didn’t step on the officer’s leg intentionally, but was still arrested. Here’s what she wrote;

It's an assault, try am for America, as a black man, may be u will be shot, twice

Kizyte:
We can be romantic too.

fuc**********k, no, Nooooooo, how did they get here, why not sambisa

benzene00:
At least she didn't steal his weed..

can't imagine losing my precious weed

U de smoke weed de carry olosho, hmmm. Ur head no de house na

PointZerom:

Ma nigga

J

assisttohire:
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As far as she's submissive and knows the my boundaries and I know hers, we are cool

Oloripelebe:
safe trip to them


Sambisa forest wl surely accommodate you

No need to import grass over there

contactmorak:
The things people are proud of these days! A lady identified as Aisha and based in Abuja shared a video of herself completely nude while showing off the N100,000 she made in one night in Abuja.

See photos and watch the video below...

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/abuja-girl-videos-herself-unclad-while-showing-n100k-got-from-one-night-stand

Her mother would be proud ,what a LovePeddler

olatade:
nigga wassup,need a ride

Ma nigga

skuki123:
She is here again ooo, Actress Tonto Dikeh was spotted with Kokun foundation as they cooked food for charity .

She is always getting attention of fans with her post.

Checkout more photos below


http://news.nollyzone.com/tonto-dikeh-cooks-massive-pots-rice-charity/

Does this totoe look like it's been near smoke or the heat from fire wood, who de post rubbish again naaaaa, y not just fry beans than to promote worn out totoe

[quote author=LastSurvivor11 post=62003938][/quote]Who be this naaaaa, u no get work? Why not go and fry beans instead of praising a dead man, abi ur ears blind?

lopjohnny:
Only if it can work in hell,,,,. if not,.





THIS IS A SCAM!!!


They try small anyways,

Do not under estimate Russia, an American high tech carrier encroached into Russian territorial waters and an su-35 was sent to intercept, the jet domed the ship's electronic weapons system there by paralysing the carrier, circling the ship for minutes made the marines on board run for cover as the confusion was amok, seaweed defence guns, rim missiles, jdhams missiles and archers went berserk, the vessel, it took hours before the system could recover, the Pentagon was in shock and till today the explanation isn't still clear ,what they encountered, or what was about to hit them, learn to respect any force, weak as it may seem and save ur life

R2bees:
If our FG produce this one for naija... everybody go dey wear am 24 hrs, we all know as our country be na, anything can happen at anytime, we no dey take chances.. some go even dey wear am dey sleep for night sef like say na pyjamas..

E go miss like budget

G

Rokia2:
Sweetie you don't owe any explanation to anyone.

Just put God first in your marriage. Everything will be alright.

No put ur friends who know the hotel ur husband goes to first

Doctorfitz:
Lols

May God give u stiffer erection as u grow older, may ur days be filled with 2 or moresomes, ijn, you have kill it, that is the hit bro, one cold orijin for u

Towncrier247:
A 34 year-old female soldier who made headlines for cheating with her neighbour's son has eloped to the neighbour's son.

There was commotion when Eulogy Jaya went to her lover Lovemore Nyamukapa, 24's home with her belongings before his mother refused to accept the married woman.

Eulogy was forced to pack by her husband John Simbi after she gave birth to a baby identical to Lovemore leaving the flight sergeant with no option other than eloping to a man 10 years younger than her, impeccable sources told H-Metro.

"I want to believe that Eulogy is regretting bedding her neighbour's son because it cost her nekuda kwekusakudzikana nemurume wake chete," said the source.

Contacted for comment Lovemore's mother Mbuya Nyamukapa threatened to commit suicide if the story sees the light of the day confirming the incident.

"The issue has emotionally affected me that if you publish it this will UnCloth me to the point that taking my life will be better," said Mbuya Nyamukapa.

"It is disheartening to learn that my neighbours are ever informing you about my family zvichireva kuti mucamp medu munevanhu vanemukuhwa musadaro mukuwasha inyaya inonyadzisa iyi ndapota zvangu musaibudisa zvakare," she said.

Eulogy's illicit affair with Lovemore came to light after their photographs kissing each other leaked to John and unconfirmed reports were that her maid was behind the leakage after she clashed with her.

In an interview with H-Metro on the first story, John confirmed discovering the photographs saying he has since resolved the matter and forgiven Eulogy.

His forgiveness might have been waiting for the birth of the child since the photographs were discovered the time Eulogy was expecting.

Eulogy and John could not be reached for comment after H-Metro was denied entry into the Manyame Airbase Camp.

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/34yr-old-married-female-soldier-impregnated-by-neighbours-24yr-old-son

Say what u must, he's a man, if she's submissive and in love then things can be moved ahead

kmcutez:
I think your mentality is kind of warped. Most Nigerians get married for the wrong reasons, hence the high rate of cheating, battery, divorce etc.

I want to get married for the right reasons, and assuming my husband cheats, then he is free to go with whomever he cheats with. Cheating is akin to death for me due to the high rate of STD.



I am not a "I must get married by all means kind of person". Most Nigerians must emancipate their minds, so they can live above societal pressures, norms etc.

I feel for you o, ur peppering and plantain will be divided, choi

mofedamijo:
I understand u, however they've known each other for 8years and it was never activated,not even 4 once until when she don see herself as his wife......why until after?

She might be on her period, or pregnant, some women get nasty when on their circle, antagonistic to all things u do or say,

Some need sex and don't know how to approach their man, I have had such relationships, on one point I lost my temper and told my girl to behave her self or I'll take her home and f**ck her till she passes out, 10 minutes later she's asking me to take her home she's in need of my help

Belafonte:
All these ones na theory. The man should be dormant, as in, he should let his wife dominate him and walk around on eggshells. Because? Because he wants to cure her crase. You make me laugh.

Women despise wussy husbands. It is innate. A woman craves a man who would dominate her and is repulsed by husbands who defer to them. She will chew him and spit him out like dry, tasteless sugarcane. Women like these cannot be reasoned with and they have a severe problem with self awareness.

The man will be enslaved to her ideology and whims. He cannot correct her when she is obviously wrong as she will double down on her rhetoric and treat him as an enemy because he corrected her. Baba, abeg no let me talk.

"In chess the more powerful a piece is, the more useful they are,not just for winning but to be used for sacrifice as a trick"



chess was played in the royal court of Spain in the 14th century, the queen was the weakest piece on the board the queen of Spain queen Isabella was offended and asked her advisers if They thought her that feeble Their response was to make her the most powerful piece in the game! He who must say "I am king is truly not"
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vinchee:
Easier said than done. That's a full-time job on it's own.

Where will a man who is supposed to go out and conquer the world find the amount of time, energy and patience needed to manage a wife with such a condition.

So what if they happen to live in a hot and stressful country like Nigeria.
What if the man is an alpha, how is he meant to change his personality to become submissive.

Alas, anything is possible as far as the woman understands and admits thst she needs help.

Any Man who must say "i am king" is no true king.