₦airaland Forum

tayebest:
Dangote is a bilateral fool,

Buy Arsenal and make your cool cash, Arsene Wenger will make the best cash for you!

Use your head!

you want to teach the richest man in Africa how to make money? You make me laugh. Seriously though, no need calling him a fool, because you won't really know if the value of the club will increase or plunge if Wenger is sacked. And like they say, no risk no gain.

Me too join the .

Just go tell a 3 months old baby say naija police no corrupt and see the look that child will give you b4 bursting into laugh.

The person that made this statement is living in a bubble. When you tell a lie so much so often, you end up convincing yourself it's the truth.

Some idiot will go to channels tv tomorrow and say they are all card carrying members of the opposition who have not come to terms with losing power. They won't address the issue at hand.

While another set of idiots might even go there to share some notes so that some people can protest against the protest. Like they did in Abuja.

jakD:
The downfall of nairaland will be tribalism and tribal war.

You've have said it all. It used to be funny, but now it's irritating as hell. We are the worst racists but we point fingers elsewhere.

wunmi590:
Nairalanders, help me and my fiancée thank God.

After close of work today, went to visit my bae in Abeokuta, as it has been long I saw her, due to work.

So today took the bold step got there around 6:45pm, and saw this big monster scorpion beside her flat, looking for a way to get in her flat

so you come form Shina Rambo kill the innocent scorpion? So was bae very impressed? And did she show her appreciation? You just left out the juicy part of the story why na? God dey see you oh...

aminulive:
To ensure that there is no vacuum in certain important Federal Institutions, the Acting President, Professor Yemi Osinbajo has directed that the under-listed appointees should resume duties in acting capacities only, pending the confirmation of their appointments by the Senate of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

The appointees are:

A. NATIONAL PENSION COMMISSION
(i) Alhaji Ali Usman Ahmed - Acting Chairman
(ii) Mr. Funso Doherty - Acting Director-General
(iii) Mr. Manasseh T. Denga - Acting Executive Commissioner
(iv) Abubakar Z. Magawata - Acting Executive Commissioner
(v) Ben Oviosun - Acting Executive Commissioner
(vi) Nyerere Anyim - Acting Executive Commissioner

B. CODE OF CONDUCT BUREAU
(i) Dr. Muhamma Isah - Acting Chairman
(ii) Murtala Kankia - Acting Member
(iii) Emmanuel E. Attah - Acting Member
(iv) Danjuma Sado - Acting Member
(v) Ubolo I. Okpanachi - Acting Member
(vi) Ken Madaki Alkali - Acting Member
(vii) Prof. S. F. Ogundare - Acting Member
(viii) Hon. Ganiyu Hamzat - Acting Member
(ix) Saad A. Abubakar - Acting Member
(x) Dr. Vincent Nwanli - Acting Member

C. INDEPENDENT CORRUPT PRACTICES AND OTHER RELATED OFFENCES COMMISSION
(i) Prof. Bolaji Owasanoye - Acting Chairman.

http://politicsngr.com/2017/08/18/breaking-osinbajo-orders-board-appointees-function-acting-capacity/

I looked at this list, then looked again, then borrowed my neighbour eyeglass to looked again. Then realise why the igbos want Viagra abi Biafra. See the marginalization. Even me wey be Bendel pikin feel sorry for them.

Govt want tell us say no competent igbo person again? Or why dem no plenty for the list? All this useless politicians are not even doing anything to bring a lasting peace to this country.

The good old days when religion preaches true peace and love. Nothing like terrorism then. The era b4 the privatisation of churches and the buying of private jets by pastors

Please go eh, when you come back gist us how the place be. But no go plan coup there oh. because we know say you like power.

Wey the Bible no be novel or football magazine.

Niyeal:
I will take my own selfie at ikorodu at 2am in the nite

hahaha with Badoo abi? . You get dat Kind Kind?

Cunninlinguist:
This thread has potential

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Sebastine1994:
Why would any sensible person what to steal such item. Its not real gold and its conspicuous. You will be easily found out unless tucked in one corner of your room.
Its kind of funny. Just like those home videos where they steal the communities oracle

maybe one babalawo requested for it for a ritual.

ZombieTAMER:
And how did you arrive at such conclusion
Did you trade drugs with him before
Or did you register him with ipob

You still exhibit your tribalist nature
Even on a gruesome thread like this
Terrible

abeg help us tame the zombie .. Meanwhile this na assassination na.

Rest in peace. You have gone to a much better place than this shit hole.

nigress:
On air personality

thank you. Learnt something today

My people pls oh don't be angry with me, na old age cause am.

What's the meaning of OAP for Nigeria?
I know say it actually means Old Age Pensioner. But i know say for naija the meaning different. because everybody wey get blog or vlog dey answer OAP. The thing turn title. Reminding me of pastors with their different given titles. So make una teach me.

indoorscholar:
I thought the exact same thing

It's it more like group bang?

akeeen:
5. Overmorrow
Everyone says the “day after tomorrow”. Rather than saying that, overmorrow is the name of the day after tomorrow.

This is from the German word übermorgen. It's just the translation of the word in German.
Über means over and morgen means Tomorrow.


But good info

1 question.

Why is the man still alive?

Ok make it 2 questions.

Why is God not dashing him leprosy plus parkinson disease at the same time?

Guy, you are already married. So whether you halt the church wedding or not she's officially your wife after you left the registry. So try to sit her down and talk with her. You will be surprise what a little heart to heart, down to earth discussion could do.

Even if he's being forced to say some of these things, can't be refuse? This guy must really believes the lies he tells.

Story

sixtuschimere:
The Chairman was emotional when he saw the children and wandered why parents would do this to their children.

Am wondering the same too. If i think of the joy my kids gives me and the fond memories we shared and still sharing, then how will i sleep at night knowing I've failed them?

Tonight is the night that he's gonna........






........,. Wetin, na my mouth you want hear am? Decode yourself abeg.

This reverse psychology no dey work again. People wey really need something like that no dey advertise am.
Moreover, how many herdsmen sabi read

I read the first 10 posts here and couldn't help but shake my head, then stopped reading. This is what we have turned into. The pattern is the same. People are assuming and even making fun of her, insinuating that she must have fallen victim to them ( which may be true though). But no one addressed the issue she raised. Not even a slight criticism of the menace these fraudsters are. May this generation and the next rest in peace.

There's nothing wrong in being obsess with boobs. As far as he's not sexually harassing anybody. We all have something we are obsessed with.

How's that a crime? That's not even up to 1000$. That amount is too small to be declared. So i don't understand this story. Unless there's a different reason for his arrest.

Where are these kidnappers getting their weapons from? We need to check the proliferation of arms in our society because at this rate every Nigeria will be carrying a gun soon to defend themselves.
This menace need to be dealt with at source and not just the symptoms.

Batty boys.

Only 2 questions i get.
1. Why she no change back again after she rest small then continue flying?
2. Who be dat mumu Woman wey dey shout for the background? Na she go church pass? Or she dey happy say her rival don Bleep up today?

Normal thing Neymar did. Who won't leave a team for 30m after tax yearly? I'll even sell my village and everyone in it

No deny the guys na. Be a cheerful giver and let the guys enjoy your sister na