₦airaland Forum

What is there to explain with the screenshot again... Abi you need a narrator ni

Hey man chillaz small...I know the guy don vex you.. But please let him rest in peace..

Dongreat:
And to that fraud bet naija agent, trolling every page, nah trailer go fall on you last last. Thunder strike any doctor way try resuscitate you and tsunami consume who ever go attend your burial. Idiot.

May your son and in-law call you a witch in your old age.... Then you know how it feels... Useless daughter of Eve.. Omo Ale oshi

Evaberry:
the mother in law is indeed a witch
that's why she's paralysed..


the man needs to be castrated that's why I keep saying men are scum

only a foolish man will protect his witchcraft mother

But seriously, it is a bad habit to have of not paying up debt.. And it's very bad. Cos when such person need money or loan for very important thing in the future, he won't see anyone to assist him. Not paying up loan prevents the debtor from getting a loan in future even 4 something very important and crucial.

I personally have decided not to borrow anyone money again.. Cos na fight e go finally result to

Take heart bro.. Expect this soon..

valnelly:
As I write this.... I'm filled with so much hurt and regret.
My girlfriend whom I thought would be patient enough for me so I could get married to her has broken up with me.
I met her while I was writing my final year project in Yabatech about 4 years ago. We were cool together and the distance between us didn't mean that much to me even though she stays in ikorodu and I stay in surulere. The problem started when I gained admission to Unilag due to my decision for self development. I'm 31 years old and she is 25.
During the last 2 years I noticed she has changed drastically I notice that she now has stuffs like new shoes and new bags. Which of course ordinarily she wouldn't have been able to afford. The only time we see is on weekends and that's because she is still in Yabatech schooling and sometime when she comes like that she acts funny with phone calls. The way she talks to some certain people so suspicious. But none the less she always feels cool with me and always wants to be around me. Could it be because of sex?

I noticed that she behaves single at school and even on social media. We do not chat or use social media, we added each other but at a point I had to take her off because she doesn't portray any thing that shows we are actually dating...i took her off all platform of social media and she wasn't perturbed about it. I don't actually know what's going on in school or her place of residence but I have a very strong feeling that she has been cheating on me and some other guy have been buying her things I can't get for her. But on top of this she was actually looking for school fees and I was deploying all methods to make sure she pays this on time and that alone made me confused!. We had a heated argument on Sunday and she was yelling and talking back at me... I left the house for her in annoyance only for me to come back and she is gone. She left a note that says that she is no longer interested. Guys please what should I do. I love this girl so frigging much. I can't sleep or think straight right now. It's almost impossible for me to start all over again. I feel hopeless. Please guys your advice!

Na ogun go kill you... Stupid corper..

RexEmmyGee:
A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.

-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.

Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.

The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.

The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.

Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.

After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.

The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.

In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.

He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.

The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.

The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.

After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.

The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.

This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.

Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.

The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.

The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.

To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.

The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.

In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.

-''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
-''I promise I will never let anyone know''.
-''Swear''
-''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.

Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Uptil now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone.

When he does, I will let you know... �

I'm in my ppa coman beat me.

Enough of all this specious advice or thoughts about Nigeria still remaining as a unified entity. Those points raised or advice given by our politicians and various states men is a “Trojan horse gift” of a kind.

Nigeria needs to split up for every individual region to determine its own strength and weaknesses and use it for them betterment of her own indigenous citizens..

No one is gaining from a unified Nigeria, expect the few political rich class, most abled graduate youths and adults are either unemployed or underemployed, crime rate is on the rise, there seems no hope for the future generations and many more ills.

I say this anyone calling for Nigeria not to split up is definitely ill-informed and such individual is definitely an enemy of himself and future generations. So many things are wrong with our current system of existence.

The common man on the street is gaining nothing from the Commonwealth of this nation.. Therefore everyone feels cheated. The few political ones have recolonised the abundant populace.

We all need to put more voice to the peaceful call for break-up of this country and lets resist any call by Any past or present politician for any peaceful co-existence.

No common man on the street is gaining from the peaceful co-existence of this nation.

Enough of all this specious advice or thoughts about Nigeria still remaining as a unified entity. Those points raised or advice given by our politicians and various states men is a “Trojan horse gift” of a kind.

Nigeria needs to split up for every individual region to determine its own strength and weaknesses and use it for them betterment of her own indigenous citizens..

No one is gaining from a unified Nigeria, expect the few political rich class, most abled graduate youths and adults are either unemployed or underemployed, crime rate is on the rise, there seems no hope for the future generations and many more ills.

I say this anyone calling for Nigeria not to split up is definitely ill-informed and such individual is definitely an enemy of himself and future generations. So many things are wrong with our current system of existence.

The common man on the street is gaining nothing from the Commonwealth of this nation.. Therefore everyone feels cheated. The few political ones have recolonised the abundant populace.

By your point, Are you trying to say that she is using her feminity to drive sales to her shop.

Oyindidi:
Op, pls tell me how she flirt with the guys, I didn't see it in your post.

Everyone ignored the fact that she is selling and has a shop. Op, mind telling us her line of business?

I say this, all those igbo governors saying no to the break up or division of this country are only saying that because of their own selfish interest.. No lay man on the street is gaining from the unity of this country..

Mind you, I am an oduduwa, but I support Nigeria should break up and lets everyone be alone to manage each others resources and take care of his own kinsmen.

To hell with a unified Nigeria

You are just splitting rubbish out of that hole in ur head called mouth. Mr scientists

IamaNigerianGuy:
This is not a miracle. It is a phenomenon well documented in the medical literature. It has happened before and will happen again.

The patient was mistakenly diagnosed as deceased after what was probably a cardiac arrest. He in all likelihood had spontaneous resumption of cardiac and circulatory activity. The technical term is ROSC
"A patient is not dead until he is warm and dead" is what you are taught in emergency medicine courses because cold preserves the vital organs and can allow recovery later.

In 19th century Europe and America , there were so many cases of people mistakenly thought dead who woke up, that a practice was established of keeping the 'corpse' in a room for 24 to 48 hours with a bell beside him/her. Friends and relatives would gather expectantly waiting with hope. If he awoke he was supposed to ring the bell.
That is the origin of the term 'wake keeping'

That oyo state should be given award for the most dirtiest state in Southwest

Realsman405:
Nice initiative

I wish Oyo State Government could emulate this. There are tonnes of abandoned vehicles on roadsides in Ibadan.

Oga op Shut up and go look for better inspiration to write... Shey na for only members... And moreover its been there for ages..

Op na wa to you ooo... Shey e dey read meter ni.. Abi you be learner. F^ck the good l, bad and ugly out of her

Biafrareform:
Let me start by giving you a background story to what you are about to read.

In 2015, the girl I love left me in a disvastating manner. I was so heartbroken. I decided to be careful so as not to have such experience again. I changed completely.
From 2015 to March this year, I comfortably and effortlesly walked in and out of 5 relationship. Leaving the ladies heartbroken,

It was in March that I realized that am finding it difficult to love a woman. So I consciously try to change it and settle with my future bae.

Last week, I met a dreamed girl. She is hot and well endowed from the back. She is the perfect girl I want. Within 3 days, I discovered she has fallen in love with me. I reciprocated by showing her care. Then I discovered she is the jealous type.
She told me she left an abusive relationship with a rich guy and have made up her mind not to go into any till I showed up.
I invited her over to my place today, the moment we walked into my apartment, she was all over me. She followed me to the kitchen while I prepared food for her and started kissing me.
While we were together, her ex called and she told him that she has found rest of mind with someone else.
Done eating, we set to talk and we started kissing. Then she asked me to make love to her. I declined and explained to her that is too early for it and don't want to rush into it. She was angry and mad at me, accusing me of sleeping around with my school friends, she couldn't believed I said No.
She started crying and made me to understand that I just have to make her cum. That's she is feeling that way cos she is totally in love with me. That I shouldnt make her remember her past.
I decided to play with her all through till she was satisfied.

Am left confused. I really love this girl and I don't want to have sex with her now. She may end up like others. My love for her hasnt matured yet. I need grow more in love with her.

Try to find out the sacrifices his mum has made for him. Then you will understand.. Soon you will also become a mother

sweerychick:
Good evening viewers! i have this issue has been bothering me, and i dont know if i can cope with it anymore particularly now we are making plans to settle down after my NYSC.

My man is too attached to his mum almost like an addiction. at first i was cool with it because his dad is late and i like guys that are close to their mums, but my man own is creepy and freaking me out. he calls his mum almost every hour, morning, afternoon, evening and even midnight calls.

One day his mum complained of headache, he almost left his office just to buy his mum drugs despite his mum telling him it's not serious, when i tried confronting him about this he told me that his mum is his soul and if his mum dies he would die along with her too, with all seriousness he told me this.

I've been very uncomfortable since that statement from him and it's making me have a rethink whether i can cope with him as a spouse.. please advice me..

This set of clowwns should better get there house in order before making a fool of all there race.. The names I dey see on the list... They have already failed without even started

How.. The website is not loading

Damms005:
You can sign up on the website for free and establish a stream of income for yourself

Hello, i am an It consultant, i will like to promote your product to schools around me in Lagos.

i am more alert and my driving is more technical and smart when I am on top speed behind the wheels. Speeding makes good driver alert and smart

Thumbs up with your point... You my man

Kizyte:
Supported! I used to be an ambulance driver for a hospital. Believe me, I'm calculatingly good when it comes to making a fast decision on the road.

I saved a lot of lives with my calculated speed. Only lost 1 life out of 15 in an extreme emergency cases.

Over speeding has higher advantages, but don't try it if you're not a fast thinker, you could equally lose your life in the process.

Guy you are too wicked and heartless..

0b100100111:




I pray they don't break-up in Aba market

Mr Felix.. Calm down your nerves.. The op was not talking about serving God or service to God.. He was talking about going to church. #peace

felixomor:
Its very funny and expected, that almost everyone who has spoken blames external factors as their reason for not going to church.

Nobody blames himself
Nobody blames herself.
Everyone has something else to blame.

But go and check, u will find many are hooked on sin and immorality.

The will to serve God doesnt rely on any external factors
It relies on you.

Hmmm..... Word

An2elect2:
When you realize God is no longer in "churches" You've got to know Him yourself.

Op.. Shey no be Access bank wey dey along ajuwon Akute road be this??

Swaggzkid:
This mad man enter arena everyone gave him space to execute his transactions ooo. With no ATM card.

Madness sha.

So, my perspective as Minister of Finance and as an accountant is: how do we block the money from getting out in the first place? How do we strengthen our controls? How do we create the early warning systems that tell us to flag certain transactions?


“Let’s stop the money going out; let’s stop the loss, and then we can work on recovery.”

Mrs kemi adeshina if you dey ask us... Na who we go ask??

Wetin consign me

You mentioned they were killed and you asking if they died..

NwaAmaikpe:
Shocking

Please did the two security men that they killed eventually die?

Femi is someone who can be in church speaking in tongues and the next minute he is out with the guys drinking, smoking and womanizing. He acts a lot. He is not the same person at home and outside

Thats why he is an actor.. He his very passionate about what he does for living

How do you know it's privately owned school...he also distribute to public schools..

demielvis:
He distributed tabs to a private owned school and not to a Govt school in his constituent. sad!
Nigeria Polithiefians.

I wonder how a man will do Nigeria politics without having a personal gun...

That's sheer foolishness

SalamRushdie:
If he just a shotgun at home this wouldnt have happened , the assassins had too much time and no resistance to their advantage so much that they could pull down the burglar proof fabrication meant to safeguard the man ..

Hmmm.. wehdon sir

frugal:
Only a dumb-dumb will mistaken blood group for genotype. We were all taught this in primary school.