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RomanceRe: Man Gets Iphone 7 As Christmas Gift From His Girlfriend (photos) by goingape1: 10:26am On Dec 18, 2016
ebosie11:
She made it come early

Nigerian IT Developer Ladi who lives in Lagos  got a brand new iPhone 7 as Christmas gift from his girlfriend.

What makes this Christmas gift  more interesting is that on November 27, the young man took to Twitter to tweet what what he wants as Christmas gift and this was what he said:

'I actually want an iPad or the Jet Black iPhone 7 for Christmas."

The girlfriend made that wish a reality.Congrats to him and the awesome babe behind this.

Na so I begin go Twitter begin tweet anyhow say I wan get SUV for Xmas but girls never reply since.Una sure say e go work for me?


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/12/ngerian-it-developer-ladi-gets-iphone-7.html
this is what we call woman! not all those baboons out there buying boxers and 1k perform for their boyfriend and expect him to buy her iPhone 8 in return undecided

black women (especially naija women) are like ape, but it will be very rare to see one human female among the apes. it only comes one in a million Chances.


that's why I don't take those gorillas serious.
them gorillas hate thread like this and so you won't see them commenting.
RomanceRe: SINGLE MEN: Don't Take Your Woman For Granted - Bamisepeters' Blog by goingape1: 1:41am On Dec 18, 2016
eagleonearth:
why do you say so? How would love your mum to be treated? Like an animal shocked undecided

RomanceRe: SINGLE MEN: Don't Take Your Woman For Granted - Bamisepeters' Blog by goingape1: 1:39am On Dec 18, 2016
donmeeky:
wish u can say this in front of ur mum!
bring your mum and I will say this in front of her face.
RomanceRe: In Search Of A Decent Partner To Marry. by goingape1: 11:16pm On Dec 17, 2016
Nma27:
At last, sheen you are searching for a decent partner to marry huh; I have one sweet caring lady to hook you up with. Holla at me to match you guys up. P.S she's based in Abuja
just say you want to hook yourself up undecided

did she tell you that she is looking for someone to hook up undecided

how did you know she is caring and sweet? and what make you think that she (you) will he caring and sweet to the opposite sex undecided



look at them. where were you when guys are coming ya way? now you are looking for someone to hook up undecided


hypocritic set of naija woman.
RomanceRe: In Search Of A Decent Partner To Marry. by goingape1: 11:05pm On Dec 17, 2016
Toks2008:
Often times we hear the single and searching use this phrase and I tend to wonder what it means to be decent?

Decency means a different thing to different people but according to the English dictionary, the word decent is an adjective used to describe an acceptable or satisfactory standard of a person which brings to mind this simple question;"Can one ever find a partner who has a total satisfactory and acceptable persona?"

The answer is a BIG NO.

You say Tony is a dude but he is too stingy,Jude is romantic but too lousy,Dele is caring but talks too much,Stephen is focused but too possessive and you just broke up with Tade because he is too arrogant.

You say Abigail seems ok but she is dirty, you like Mary but she is too dry,Mayowa would have been your ideal lady but she lacks manners and kaffy is so calm but she can't speak good English.

No matter how hard you try, you will never find a "decent" partner that meets all your standard and there will always be a reason to leave that partner of yours because every one of us have one or two indecent character which may not be too obvious at first but will usually come crawling to the surface in due time and when such nature becomes obvious,we tend to wonder where it has been hiding in that person and we usually tag it "irreconcilable differences" then we break up with that person just to be on a wide goose chase with another presumably better partner.

The bottom line is that we should stop looking for a partner that will pass the decency test and learn to take people for who they are. You may never see all you want in one person and if you think you have then be prepared for a rude shock when you eventually discover the indecent side.

Have an open mind when searching for a partner and look for the top most quality you want and be prepared to tolerate him or her,learn to celebrate the good sides and overlook the bad sides because no one is really totally decent and that includes you.


N.B:The act of physical violence against your partner transcends beyond an indecent act but a beastly one hence this write up does not encourage anyone to tolerate a partner who is violent.

Hope this makes sense.
women will love this rubbish because it favor them...


ask the svpid women themself! were they not fvking every tom and diccck just to get money undecided

and later in life those apes will be searching for decent men to marry!

life don't work like that....


your writeup sometimes (in fact most times just look childish)
RomanceRe: SINGLE MEN: Don't Take Your Woman For Granted - Bamisepeters' Blog by goingape1: 10:21pm On Dec 17, 2016
women are not to be treated like humans!
they should be treated like animals...
RomanceRe: The little things that matter a lot in a relationship by goingape1: 11:19pm On Dec 16, 2016
don't know why!
I don't do or start any relationship with black women!
RomanceRe: How To Be Independent In A Relationship by goingape1: 11:08pm On Dec 16, 2016
NairalandDSS:
There is always an amount of responsibility and obligation that drives you to think that you are no more independent and this raises several relationship problems including insecurity. While being in a relationship, it is important that you retain your individuality in your own way. It must never occur to you that now living life without your partner is impossible or difficult.

Here are 5 ways to be independent in a relationship.

1. Give him space – It is critical that you give him abundant space to be on his own. It is something every man needs and something he will love you for. Do not nag him continuously and if he has said “no” for something, let him be. If he does not like to accompany you for some party, do not pester him and go alone. You will earn respect in his eyes and this in turn will strengthen your relationship.

2. Make your own money – You must be financially independent. For the purpose of household expenses, it is fine to live on the expenses made by your partner but never become wholly dependent on him for cash. You should always have a source of income that will keep supplying you with a certain amount of money on a regular basis which will not let you slip into financial dependency, which will not let you be independent.

3. Never check up – This is a habit you must discard if you have at once. Never ever call up your partner and ask him where he is or what is taking him so long. Do not send text messages saying: “Why haven’t you called back?” because he might be enjoying a nice chat with old friends and answering your ridiculous query might turn him off. When you let him be, it shows how much you trust him and the same will be reciprocated when you will need to be on your own.

4. Spend some time alone – Learn to spend time alone. Think of the time when you had not met your partner. There were ways in which you kept yourself busy or spent your free time. Go back and do those things again and do not always stick your partner every time. You will discover that there is plenty of stuff you would want to do without your boyfriend/husband. Also, encourage your partner to do his own thing.

5. Trust him – Last but the not the least, you have to trust your partner. The very fact that you trust him and let him be will give enough encouragement to both of you to be independent in the relationship. Do not become so needy that you cannot stay for more than 5 minutes without talking to him and you constantly need to check up where he is or what he is up to. Trust him and you will see how healthy your relationship will become.

http://www.jeloser.info/2016/12/how-to-be-independent-in-relationship.html

MYND44 LALASTICLALA
those gorillas won't hear.
NYSCRe: Miss Lagos NYSC And Mr Macho (Photos) by goingape1: 10:51pm On Dec 16, 2016
contactmorak:
It was all pomp and Flair at the just concluded Miss NYSC & Mr. Macho night at the NYSC Lagos camp. The event was sponsored by a popular Lagos restaurant cum night club which ensured that the contestants, their supporters and the judges were entertained all through the event.

They were also treated to mouthwatering dishes from the company's wide array of continental and local menu.

The contestants also held their end of the bargain, putting up fantastic presentations to the excitement of the spectators and were duly rewarded with great prizes.
Kassim Soyebo, graduate of DePaul University, Chicago was crowned Mr. Macho while Addoh Evi, graduate of the University of Port Harcourt was crowned Miss NYSC

See pictures below...

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/12/pomp-flair-as-lagos-camp-crowns-miss.html
is indimi son started tearing Zahra Buhari pant this night?


someone should help us confirm.
PoliticsRe: Xerona Duke Performing At Niyola’s Concert (Photos) by goingape1: 10:41pm On Dec 16, 2016
CertifiedNaija:
Niyola ’s 2016 concert, 'Yours Truly’, took placed yesterday at The Bridge in Lekki Phase 1, Lagos – and one of the performances that caught our attention was that of Donald Duke ’s daughter,
Xerona Duke.

Despite a thriving career as a lawyer, Xerona finds time to make music and she turned up for her girl Niyola.
Her Dad was also present at the event.

See more photos below...



http://www.certifiednaija.com/2016/12/photos-of-donald-dukes-pretty-daughter.html?m=1
thought it was Donald Trump daughter undecided

would have said "what the fvck is trump daughter black"
Christianity EtcRe: Tanker Burns Everything In Sight Except The Car Of A Man From Winners Church by goingape1: 6:26pm On Dec 16, 2016
bezimo:
Who is a religious person?
, you are spiritually ignorant person, off course I know you cannot know this. You can engage the God of your Spiritual father in confronting the challenges of life.
Its a scriptural concept as demonstrated when Elisha was faced with crossing over the river Jordan.Then he said where is the Lord of God of Elijah and bam, it happened.

So don't always be in a hurry to advertise your spiritual confusion out here.You need light from the Bible to help not to criticize the doings of the Lord.

Like the God of Oyedepo is always ready to intervene and help all true sons and followers of his servant Bishop Oyedepo.
are you living in old testament or new testament?

where in new testament did it write the god of this the god of that bla bla?
RomanceRe: How To Make His Family Love You?(ladies) by goingape1: 6:19pm On Dec 16, 2016
women!

evil set of creatures.
Christianity EtcRe: Tanker Burns Everything In Sight Except The Car Of A Man From Winners Church by goingape1: 6:17pm On Dec 16, 2016
bezimo:
Blessed be God of Bishop Oyedepio who made the man's case to be different.

The same way my case is also different.

Thank God for this strange and mysterious act of exemption. A miracle indeed that cannot be denied by the naysayers.

Folks the ark of exemption is about to take off, better run in to be safe from the flood of horrors and famine of 2017.Say yes to Jesus today, and enter the ark.
in the bible did it write the god of Bishop Oyedepio undecided

religious people are the problem we are facing
Christianity EtcRe: Tanker Burns Everything In Sight Except The Car Of A Man From Winners Church by goingape1: 6:13pm On Dec 16, 2016
kingston247:
Sometimes I wonder how we reason...so it's nolonger God's miracle it's now cos it's a winners member....i really do not knw whom is more f**kedup
the real miracle is that no life is lost.

property you can regain back again!

but that man have a mental problem praising God that he car didn't got burn.. undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Tanker Burns Everything In Sight Except The Car Of A Man From Winners Church by goingape1: 6:08pm On Dec 16, 2016
AdoreKIZITO:
My case if different, haters should go and hug transformer
see them!
delusional fools!

who be your haters self.,?

Christianity EtcRe: Tanker Burns Everything In Sight Except The Car Of A Man From Winners Church by goingape1: 6:01pm On Dec 16, 2016
trust098:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJp_lYUwyIQ

A Fallen Tanker Fire razes down everything in sight, except the car of a man who just returned from Winners Chapel's 'My Case Is Different' 2016. Nairalanders what do you think about the testimony. Is it good??

PoliticsRe: Zahra Buhari And Ahmed Indimi Laughing Out Loud At Their Wedding Today (photo) by goingape1: 2:29pm On Dec 16, 2016
zahra yansh go red Islamicaly today.


the man just dey laugh how he go take destroy her yansh today!
IslamRe: The Muslims As Seen By Themselves And By Others by goingape1: 12:06pm On Dec 16, 2016
balash:
The Muslims are those who submit themselves to Allaah, establish His laws, act according to the Book of their Lord and the Sunnah (teachings)of their Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him), do what Allaah and His Messenger have commanded them and abstain from that which is forbidden.

When that is the case, their opponents look at them with awe, admiration and respect, because they know that their adherence to Islam and the true religion raises their status before Allaah and enables them to take control over lands and people. So their opponents look at them with awe and respect, and fear them. But when their commitment to Islam becomes weak and they introduce innovations in their religion, then their opponents look down on them with contempt and loathing and all feelings of fear disappear. With regard to how the Muslims view themselves, they have to check on one another and look at the faults and weakness that have befallen them, and deal with them as much as possible so that their glory and power will be restored, and so that their enemies will fear them.


If they check on one another and pay attention to that and put right the things that have gone wrong among them, then Allaah will strengthen them and support them.
I wonder which opponent look Islam and admire them! not talk less of respect.

let us say the Truth. Islam are seen as terrorist world wide.

BEFORE YOU BAN ME MOD, THIS IS NOT AN INSULT... BUT IF YOU peradventure BAN ME....
THAT MEANS YOU ARE DOING JUST THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT THE OP SAID.
RomanceRe: Is Your Man Using You? (ladies Come In) by goingape1: 9:38am On Dec 16, 2016
AfonjaStinks:
Look at your goat face
I laugh in figures

RomanceRe: Is Your Man Using You? (ladies Come In) by goingape1: 9:26am On Dec 16, 2016
majorbravo:
This thread made Front Page? Un-f****-believable.

The truth is, more women try to use men than men try to use women. A man finds out he is being manipulated out of his cash, he decides to keep her for what she is, a paid service. No woman is forced to stay with a man if she doesn't like how she's treated, Men cant really use a woman, cos women themselves are always only in relationships to use men to gain something that benefits just themselves. If they don't see something to keep them around they would not waste a second more in it. The men are simply doing what she agrees to do in exchange for what he gives her. Its called 'symbiotic relationship' bruva (They all use each other).
apart from opening their goddamn smelly yansh, what do women actually contributed to a relationship.


there are only good at the following:


open yansh just to get money.


open yansh just to get birthday present.


open yansh just to trap you. ( this one is really bad)




open yansh on multiple user other than you. undecided




open yansh to implicate you ( false rap.e alert)




what Elsie do women contribute in other than the above? undecided
RomanceRe: Is Your Man Using You? (ladies Come In) by goingape1: 9:17am On Dec 16, 2016
AfonjaStinks:



With the fake appearance (heavy make up)

Fake hair (weave)

Fake nails

Fake height (high heels)

Fake everything

No girl deserves a good man and no girl should have an opinion/suggestions on men

And no girl should call a guy ugly because girls (particularly naija girls) are the ugliest creature on earth
with a few update you got my respect
HealthRe: I May Die Before My 28th Birthday by goingape1: 12:17am On Dec 16, 2016
Airforce1:
This evening i woke up from sleep and the first thing the cross my mind was alcohol and sex.
i hate sex but I'm so fucking addicted to substances that make me High.

ive fought so many times to stay off this substances but not been easy and my folks don't know bout my addiction on hard substances.

mid 2017 I'm gonn be 28 and if i continue this way i may not make it alive on my 28th birthday.

I don't know what to do.

Christianity EtcRe: Friends Mourn Lady Who Died In Uyo Church Collapse by goingape1: 1:51pm On Dec 15, 2016
StupidYorubaFool:
Queen ekong... She's a student of uniuyo, it's so saddening and disheartening that she couldn't make it alive in the building collapse that claimed scores of lives...
Her friends have mourned her on her fb timeline.
Rip queen ekong.

https://mobile.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=532848083582278&id=100005712731593&set=a.108338796033211.1073741826.100005712731593&refid=17&ref=opera_speed_dial
no be MMM kill her?
InvestmentRe: "MMM Participant Slumps, Dies In Bank" - New Telegraph by goingape1: 10:29am On Dec 15, 2016
YeyeGirl:
Na ur own family..
I saw your family carrying coffin one at a time...
InvestmentRe: "MMM Participant Slumps, Dies In Bank" - New Telegraph by goingape1: 10:04am On Dec 15, 2016
YeyeGirl:
Coffin sellers, Yaba left, e.t.c,Go make money wella... Chaiii!!!! Nna eh
na for your family coffin sellers go make money wella.....

InvestmentRe: "MMM Participant Slumps, Dies In Bank" - New Telegraph by goingape1: 10:03am On Dec 15, 2016
ZoneBslayer:
seun and his mods! if you are going to talk against something, at least have an idea of what you are up against for Pete sake! how can one 'cash MMM' money at the bank naa? kai Nigeria! there is just a very thin line between the ignorantly educated and the illiterates!
I swear! don't that much different
InvestmentRe: "MMM Participant Slumps, Dies In Bank" - New Telegraph by goingape1: 9:58am On Dec 15, 2016
maxwell60:
ALL OF YOU THAT ARE HAPPY THAT MMM FROOZE ALL PARTICIPANTS MAVRO, YOUR PROBLEM IS IGNORANCE AND JEALOUSY. NOT THAT YOU CARE FOR THOSE THAT ARE AFFECTED
1.YOU ARE JEALOUS BECAUSE, YOUR NEIGHBORS
WHO ARE MMM PARTICIPANTS ARE NOW BETTER
THAT YOU BECAUSE OF MMM.
1.YOU ARE IGNORANT BECAUSE, YOU KNOW NOTHING
ABOUT HOW MMM WORKS, AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT
THE WORD "CRASH" MEANS. YOU ARE HAPPY THAT MMM
HAVE "CRASHED" ACCORDING TO YOU GUYZ, AND YOU FORGOT
THAT NIGERIA STARTED CRASHING FROM 2013. ONE EGG TODAY, IS NOW
50 NAIRA I WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU GUYZ BY 2017 YOU
GUYZ SHOULD BE CONCERNED ABOUT HOW BUHARI IS GOING TO BRING
YOU GUYZ OUT OF POVERTY NEXT YEAR IF HE CAN, NOT WHAT HAPPENED TO OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY, NIGERIA IS THE FASTEST DYING COUNTRY IN AFRICA RIGHT NOW
IN FACT IT IS NIGERIA THAT HAVE CRASHED NOT MMM. I BELIEVE THE PEOPLE THAT INVESTED ON MMM WERE AWARE OF THE RISKS THAT WAS INVOLVED. IT IS THIER BUSINESS NOT OURS. WHAT IF MMM RETURN BY JAN 2017 AS THEY SAID, WON'T YOU BE
ASHAMED? PEOPLE STARTED JOINING MMM BECAUSE OF THE BAD ECONOMY WHICH THE
GOVERNMENT IS DOING NOTHING ABOUT. MAY GOD SAVE NIGERIA.
bros leave them!

someone just provided help of about 100k yesterday!


what is wrong with Nigeria is illiterate!

even the so called educated ones are still under the influence of illiterate.
InvestmentRe: "MMM Participant Slumps, Dies In Bank" - New Telegraph by goingape1: 9:55am On Dec 15, 2016
dipoolowoo:
At least one person was feared dead while several others were wounded in a stampede at various banks in Warri, Delta State, after the promoters of the popular Mavrodi Mundial Moneybox (MMM) suspended the accounts of about 3.3 million Nigerian participants.

It was learnt that the participants in the Ponzi scheme, who heard about the announcement yesterday, rushed to their banks to verify. Investigation shows that in one of the busiest banks in Warri metropolis, an elderly man, who was expected to cash N1.5 million slumped and died when he could not cash the money.

Two other persons, who slumped in the same manner, were quickly revived by sympathisers. Scores of others sustained serious injuries as they rushed to get their hard earn money.

Bank officials refused to speak on the issue. Meanwhile, bandits were cashing in on the confusion and rowdy situation to extort money and rob customers who have continued to besiege banks.

http://www.businesspost.ng/2016/12/15/mmm-participant-slumps-dies-bank/
so anybody were die now na MMM kill am! undecided


seun! your days is counted.


be warn!
InvestmentRe: FG, Media Caused Payments Freeze –MMM by goingape1: 9:35am On Dec 15, 2016
iaatmguy:
not lying, I tried to gh but my mavro is showing me zero balance.

But in the account the money is still there.
It's been like that since on Tuesday and also for my colleagues.
Honestly
you must have done something bad.

put a pics
InvestmentRe: FG, Media Caused Payments Freeze –MMM by goingape1: 8:34am On Dec 15, 2016
iaatmguy:
I am yet to be able to withdraw it's showing zero mavro.




You don't have to always insult.
pls don't lie!

how will your mavro be showing zero?
InvestmentRe: FG, Media Caused Payments Freeze –MMM by goingape1: 8:22am On Dec 15, 2016
iaatmguy:
the mavro is growing, yes but can it be withdrawn. ?

Only time will tell
if your mavro have reach 30 days you can still redrawn.

as I speak some just provide me help of about 100k.


pls go drink some goat urine to calm you down.
InvestmentRe: FG, Media Caused Payments Freeze –MMM by goingape1: 8:20am On Dec 15, 2016
Hezbola:
And I heard one Mavro Chuddy made 6billion from gullible Nigerians. Una go wait for January 15th tire.
you will soon dance with tune of shame. very soon.

you and your barbaric followers will soon dance with the tune of Shane.

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