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RomanceRe: Boyfriend Proposes To His Girlfriend Of 8 Years At Her Birthday (Photos) by goingape1: 9:51pm On Nov 30, 2016
dabrightt:
Wetin u drink na
your piss
HealthRe: 10 Weird Truths You Probably Don't Know About Pregnancy by goingape1: 9:02pm On Nov 30, 2016
me were my preek no even stand at the age of 10-13, na foetus preek dey stand for belle undecided


@op! I know you just finish your PhD in lying

RomanceRe: When A Lady Is Too Hot To Stay Faithful To One Man. by goingape1:
CAN A BABOON HOLD ONE BRANCH OF STICK WITHOUT FLINGING TO THE NEXT BRANCH? undecided
LiteratureRe: When The ‘other Woman’ Triumphs: A Literary Review Of Toke Makinwa’s On Becoming by goingape1: 7:44pm On Nov 30, 2016
skarlett:
Source: http://pulse.ng/bloggers/pulse-blogger-when-the-other-woman-triumphs-a-literary-review-of-toke-makinwa-s-on-becoming-id5833018.html
just because your husband divorce you, you go write book undecided

who cause am? no be you!

open yansh for your husband you no go won open am! you go dey make useless excuses, you are tired, this and that, bla bla bla.

now another woman dey open yansh for your ex husband you dey here dey vex write book. undecided


NA ONLY MUMU GO READ YOUR BOOK. MAKE I JUST TELL YOU THE TRUTH NOW!
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PhonesRe: Proposed Data Plans Increase: Hilarious Angry Responses On Ncc's Social Media by goingape1: 7:40pm On Nov 30, 2016
lekibraky:
The plan has been suspended for now my wife works with Etisalat and they have been told it's no longer starting tomorrow after training them to manage abuse they will be receiving from tomorrow
me self don dey ready to call them and abuse the hell out of them.

if for say na your wife answer my call, the kind of curse she go carry come give you! undecided
NYSCRe: Female Soldier Who Is Rocking Lagos NYSC Camp. Photos by goingape1: 7:19pm On Nov 30, 2016
Barigaboy:
Na wao oga, no be bang we dey talk here. Na say d soldier pretty. If u don bang 1 before keep to yaself. We don't need that here. No degree for that.
shut up jorr!


you think say those female soldier for champ no dey enjoy there life there?


you dey talk as if you no know anything..
NYSCRe: Female Soldier Who Is Rocking Lagos NYSC Camp. Photos by goingape1: 6:07pm On Nov 30, 2016
ChangeIsCostant:
This pretty and sexy female soldier is the rave of the moment online due to obvious reasons. The jovial and gallant officer identified as Queen is what most corps members would want as their instructor at their orientation camps. The hot soldier has already been mobbed by the new batch of corpers at the NYSC camp in Lagos -who were delighted to take pictures with her... See some of her pictures below;

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/11/meet-pretty-and-sexy-female-soldier-who.html
this one is not pretty undecided

the one I banged during my time is way more pretty than this!
SportsRe: Is Cristiano Ronaldo Really Better That Messi?? Have Your Say by goingape1: 6:06pm On Nov 30, 2016
fanacy:
Football is a funny game atimes... You will walk up to a viewing centre, you see a grown up man sweating were he'is arguing on one thing or the other about football. And i find out that what they argue most is about messi and Ronaldo who is a better player... Ronaldo fans will go for their man while messi fans will go for messi... There are even funny name they call each player... Like "Penaldo" or "Messhit, Messy " gringringrin So i decided to bring the arguement here



To you..who is the better player among the two ... Hit like For Ronaldo And Share for Messi
is not better that, "is better than"


moderators take note!
RomanceRe: "Runaway Bride Found In A Lagos Hotel With Her Ex Boyfriend On Her Wedding Day" by goingape1: 3:41pm On Nov 30, 2016
Ceoflexygist:
A bride failed to show up at her wedding last Saturday at Ikeja, Lagos, which led to the cancellation of the ceremony, leaving both families and devastated groom reeling in shock. According to twitter user, Fofo, who narrated the incident, the runaway bride was later found in a hotel room with her ex boyfriend, same hotel the whole family lodged in.



Source: http://www.flexygist.com/2016/11/30/bride-failed-to-show-up-at-her-wedding-in-lagos-and-was-later-found-with-her-ex-boy-friend/
see why I called naija women GORILLA undecided
RomanceRe: Boyfriend Proposes To His Girlfriend Of 8 Years At Her Birthday (Photos) by goingape1: 3:20pm On Nov 30, 2016
Ariel20:
Crying like he did her a favor.

When would women have sense.
He be like say you still be teenager!


no worry! when you enter 30 and no man dey even smell your side, just look at your comment and start crying
RomanceRe: Boyfriend Proposes To His Girlfriend Of 8 Years At Her Birthday (Photos) by goingape1: 3:16pm On Nov 30, 2016
broseme:
What a surprise!Nigerian girl Adesewa was surprised at her birthday in Ibadan after her boyfriend of 8yrs proposed to her.Adesewa who couldn't hold herself was pictured shedding tears of joy.

Congrats to her.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/11/nigerian-lady-in-tears-after-her.html
8 years of uninterrupted banging and now is the time to propose undecided


men are evil but women are dangerous
PhonesRe: NCC Suspends Data Price Increase by goingape1: 3:14pm On Nov 30, 2016
MyMouth:
You actually think the Senate can stop the executive from price increment in Nigeriahuh Think again!!!! Its the masses of the Federal Republic of Nigeria that forced the FG to stop the increment and not the senate. The senate can only shout but the executive would always have their way! E.g fuel increment

PhonesRe: NCC Suspends Data Price Increase by goingape1: 3:10pm On Nov 30, 2016
Seenyo:
Thumbs up to all my fellow vocal/key board warriors! The battle's just begun! We must keep these heartless brigands on their toes!!! ALUTA CONTINUA!

PhonesRe: NCC Suspends Data Price Increase by goingape1: 3:00pm On Nov 30, 2016
useless people! angry
I just subscribe all my 3 line in preparation of December 1!
RomanceRe: Marrying A Lady 6 Years Older by goingape1: 1:50pm On Nov 30, 2016
Winnelyn:
Hey guys can you get married to a girl who is 6years older than you , a friend is in a relation with a girl 6years older than him, his family would not accept this, he is really tensed about how to deal with this, will there be any problem marrying her? undecided
I can't marry a gorilla 6 years older than me.
RomanceRe: Traits Of A Good Boyfriend by goingape1: 11:04pm On Nov 28, 2016
Whytelyon:

Girls hate good guys, I've seriously learnt the hard way they'd even discuss you with their friends.

One who I did everything for went as far as calling me stupid to her friends, went thru getting admission in school, doing things for her buying her phones, clothes (that was when she didn't know anything) grin when she knew something, she convert me to maga, I'd beg her to come to my house, etc etc then she one day started tagging a particular guy to her pics and next thing, she said the guy is her bf, we didn't fight, she cheated all the way grin

Funny now, they ended anyhow... she hardly comes on instant messenger these days, I don't see her on.. I just smile.

Sometimes being good to a girl is absolute crap,just let her be,dont be too bossy, I've stopped showing concern. She added back me to her Facebook after several blockings on FB /whatsapp etc ,gradually am forgetting about her.


it hurt!

that gorilla will try to tempt you again but know when to throw the banana so that she won't jump to your location
RomanceRe: Traits Of A Good Boyfriend by goingape1: 10:33pm On Nov 28, 2016
nairalanddss:
In fact, if you are really in a good relationship, you will never get confused about this question. You will know it inside your heart.But if you ever get confused and wonder about the quality of your relationship then go through the following signs. They are signs you are in a relationship that will last for a lifetime.Here are some signs that your relationship is eternal.

Signs that your relationship is eternal are:

1.You always try to extend support to each other without thinking twice. Of course, when you want your life partner to succeed in life, you tend to render unselfish support.

2.Trust is another important factor that can make or break relationships. If you are in a position to trust each other without any doubt then it is one of the signs you are in a good relationship.

3.Judging the other person every now and then is a bad thing. If both of you don’t feel like judging each other, then it is an important sign of good relationship.

4.Communicating softly and effectively is another quality of good relationships. Both the partners listen to each other and discuss without losing patience.

5.If your goals are similar then it is much better for your relationship. You seldom have conflicts if you drive your lives in a single direction.

6.Relationships may need some sacrifices and compromises. When you make such compromises without thinking twice, it is one of the signs you are in a relationship that lasts longer.

7.Respect is another important aspect of a good relationship. If you don’t respect each other, you can’t expect your relationship to last longer.

http://www.jeloser.info/2016/11/traits-of-good-boyfriend.html
undecided

a good boyfriend or a good mugu?



while the she gorilla will just be there doing nothing other than to open her gorilla yansh!


women are not worth the stress!


don't stress yourself for one stvpid gorilla


don't impress gorilla


don't make any sacrifice for any gorilla just because you want to please her! rather make that sacrifice for your mother to make her happy!




your goals will never be similar to gorilla because all them ever want is banana( money) and nothing much.




communicating with a gorilla is like communicating with non living things or an inanimate object!


so I won't judge a gorilla's character undecided
are you making sense in Number 3?

ask yourself! is your brain OK?


so if a gorilla ask me for the sum of 200k bananas just for her hair, I shouldn't think twice but just give the gorilla 200k bananas undecided

you are the people who contributed to the downfall of humanity
RomanceRe: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by goingape1: 12:20am On Nov 28, 2016
importexpert:
I just pray that those crappy guys with the "go and get money and they will come to you mentality will stop putting everybody in their shoes. this happen to be romance section and not business. this thread is for those that are interested in knowing how to truly impress women. so please if they don't have constructive comments that are inline with the topic of discussion i pray that they will save their time and do something better with it.

Do you find it difficult to impress women? Do you want to get rid of the tag of 'loneliness'? Are you sick of 'being single?'

if yes, in this article i will reveal to you the top 5 ways to truly impress ladies. If you think growing muscles or earning a handsome salary is all that you need to impress a real woman, then you are surely wrong.

Following are the top five ways to impress the real women:


1. Just be yourself - Instead of imitating someone, it is better to be just the way you are. You don't need to do a lot of things to impress them; all you need to do is be who you are. they like men who know how to express their emotions and put their innermost feelings into words. Unless you do that, you can never have the right kind of a woman walking by your side.

2. Don't be too hard on yourself - The worst thing that most men do is strive hard to impress women. Don't do that - all you've got to do is keep it simple and learn how to respect her and you would gain her attention. Defend her, always make a difference in their lives and give them the impression that you are always their for them when they need you the most.

3. Don't try to impress them - I know a lot of men do this - they try to impress the ladies with their style, fashion and a lot of such materialistic things. Instead of playing the impression game, which does not last for long, try to be casual and keep it low. If a woman falls in love with you for your style, remember, she has to see you in your informal outfits at home in future, when you both plan to settle down together.

4. Express yourself in bed - Let's face it - most women now know what they want from their men. They are open and now believe in communicating about what they want in bed. If you have a woman in your life and you want to sustain her, you have surely got to be good in bed.

5. Keep her satisfied - I don't say that intimacy is the only thing between two lovers, but it is obviously one of the most important things that allow two people to maintain love between each other. Keep her relaxed and satisfied in bed and see the glow on her face.
THE EASIEST WAY TO IMPRESS GORILLAS IS TO GIVE THEM BANANA!
RomanceRe: Importance Of Romance In A Relationship by goingape1: 10:11pm On Nov 27, 2016
nairalanddss:
http://www.jeloser.info/2016/11/importance-of-romance-in-relationship.html


https://cdn3.gurl.com/wp-content/gallery/things-you-need-to-stop-doing/african-american-couple-in-bed.jpg
GORILLAS DON'T UNDERSTAND THE WORD ROMANCE.

ROMANCE IS FREQUENTLY BEEN REPLACE WITH MONEYS IN GORILLAS MIND.





in case you don't know! gorillas is often refer to as naija women.
CelebritiesRe: See How This Guy Finished This Scammer With Adele’s “hello” Lyrics (funny) by goingape1: 3:40pm On Nov 27, 2016
why this again!
no creativity

RomanceRe: Things That Men Should Not Do In A Relationship by goingape1: 3:07pm On Nov 25, 2016
RETIREDMUMU:
HOW CAN I STOP GIRL SEEING ME AS THEIR ATM


from a concerned guy
cry
WHEN YOU SHOW A GORILLA BANANA THEM WILL RUN STRAIGHT AT YOU!
RomanceRe: Things That Men Should Not Do In A Relationship by goingape1: 3:04pm On Nov 25, 2016
Ifeoma1992:
Tel dem o
tell dem undecided

what have you done to make your daddy proud other than to post some ugly looking picture thinking that you are some kind of special piece of Shiite!

YOUR ARE NOTHING!
RomanceRe: Things That Men Should Not Do In A Relationship by goingape1: 3:01pm On Nov 25, 2016
nairalanddss:
http://www.jeloser.info/2016/11/things-that-men-should-not-do-in_24.html

https://data.whicdn.com/images/57643523/large.jpg
piece of Shiite! undecided

so I shouldn't do all this 10 piece of crap for just a rotten piece of yansh undecided


I don't take gorillas likely!
RomanceRe: Please Help, I Always Catch Cold Whenever I'm With A Babe, My Voice Shakes by goingape1: 2:51pm On Nov 25, 2016
kharyode:
Have noticed myself when ever i'm with any babe i catch c0ld. And when i'm talking to her my voice shakes and my body began to vibrate. I dnt know why. Do i need medicine or what?
you are allergic to gorillas(naija women)

that's the symptoms
RomanceRe: Can A Guy Like Me Still Find Love? by goingape1: 5:45pm On Nov 21, 2016
Frankraj:
Go to Ghana or Cameroon and you will find a girl that truly loves you . Nigerian girls are the most currupt girls in the world. They are too money concious . That's why many of them don't get married anymore
I'm telling you!


the gospel truth you said.
RomanceRe: Can A Guy Like Me Still Find Love? by goingape1: 5:27pm On Nov 21, 2016
Xtargold:
Sure you can find true love, start by being friends first.....no secret, no lies and it's even better for you,cos any girl you meet now in this condition really loves you. But you have to help yourself,work hard and try as much as you can to create a better life for yourself.
@ op! please don't listen to this type of advise!

never you start as a friend and start telling your Secret to whatever black idiots you want to friend! them will never see you as someone but rather a mugu (from experience)

the moment you start to see women as worthless piece of shiiit that's the time them will start chasing after you!

so the guy will work hard and create a better life just for a piece of rotten yansh undecided


@op your problem is seeing women as special creature!

DONT SEE THEM THAT WAY.
RomanceRe: Can A Guy Like Me Still Find Love? by goingape1: 5:17pm On Nov 21, 2016
BossNixanda:
With the present situation of things in Nigeria now, almost all ladies simply need an already made guy with everything they can imagine like house, cars, swag, six packs, pink lips and just keep naming it all.
Out of the list above I have none but a caring heart, ambition, potentials and the fear of God.

Does my type still have the chance of finding true love anymore in this Nigeria with the way ladies are now or would I just be hoping for just the ones that are desperate because their time is running out?
let me tell you the barbaric truth!


your chance in finding love is close to ZERO!

our black idiots (naija women) don't love God fearing, potential, ambitions and a loving heart!

all there want is paper and lies.

no black idiots will fall in love with you or guys like you!


solutions:

forget for search in this country and look Elsewhere like Togo, Ghana, Benin republic and the rest. you will fine more than love there. you will even start running from them.


WARNING! DONT FALL IN LOVE WITH A BLACK IDIOTS!
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman Buys Toyota Car For His Church Member(photos) by goingape1: 10:57pm On Nov 20, 2016
bazzyblings:
Nigerian mentality sha . Nigeria can never change , we must see something wrong in every deed of others . That's y the country is still backward.
that means you are still backward
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman Buys Toyota Car For His Church Member(photos) by goingape1: 10:53pm On Nov 20, 2016
Jacksonville:
he located her through prophecy and as the spirit lead, he presented her a car. There's no string attached.
which one don locate you through prophecy?

Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman Buys Toyota Car For His Church Member(photos) by goingape1: 10:41pm On Nov 20, 2016
jonhemma11:
Nigerian pastor Apostle Johnson Suleman today blessed one of his church members with a Toyota car.The excited woman could be seen jubilating after receiving the car.

More photos after the cut....

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/11/nigerian-pastor-apostle-suleman-buys.html
the woman must have been donating millions of naira as offering!


in the world of business, NEVER FORGET YOUR COSTUMER
RomanceRe: My Pre Wedding Photos by goingape1: 11:49pm On Nov 19, 2016
ststyreal:
Well, am not the talking type or quarrelling type, I only quoted you because your comment kind of make me feel bad. Am really sorry for quoting u please. God bless you.
God bless you too!


sorry! if my comment make ya feel bad!
RomanceRe: My Pre Wedding Photos by goingape1: 6:14pm On Nov 19, 2016
ststyreal:
Sorry to say, your so called 'question' doesn't sound like one but rather sounded more like an insult to the op. But all the same, am sorry if u feel offended. I personally felt bad on reading your comment hence, my quoting u.
why taking medicine on another's person problem!

the op didn't complain because he cherish what he have but you people on the other hand keep making the op feel sad by the so called quoting and attacking someone who just ask a question.


you didn't felt bad reading my comment, you just only feel sad on the op which is the reverse psychology.

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